In this haunted hut where the ghost is not gone, the yin wind is gusting, the yin qi is pressing, and the yin and yang are weird, the two of them still dare to hug without heart and lungs, and Liu Li Wa still has a small spark flashing on his right arm, and he dares to stretch out his hand and pull it on someone's chest!

"Are you a god-king or a pervert?" The eldest lady pinched the flesh on the back of his hand and pulled his hand away: "Don't make trouble, I'll tell you serious things." ”

"Tell me that you have found the right person for serious things, we are serious people." Liu Li Wa Liu Li Wa persevered to the top of the magnificent chick.

The eldest lady turned around and flashed to the side, and said: "If you really want to touch it, it's okay, I'll give you two choices, if you touch it now, I'll also let it go, let's elope immediately, and never come." If you don't touch it, then look forward to our future, keep the huge family business of the Zhao family, and enjoy life comfortably. ”

Liu Li Wa frowned and scratched his head, hesitated for a long time and suggested, "Can you take all the money of the Zhao family and elope again?" This can be regarded as protecting the Zhao family's property from outflow, and we can enjoy life comfortably, the most important thing is that we eloped! ”

"The beauty you think!" The eldest lady gave him a blank look and said, "Haven't you noticed it yet?" That Li Gongzi was not good, and now there is an uninvited guest, a saint of the Divine Sect. Now I have hooked out my father's privacy more than 30 years ago, and things have completely gotten out of control, in order to get rid of this matter, this terrible curse, in order to be able to have a son and inherit the lineage, my father will definitely do whatever it takes, the thousands of taels of gold and silver just now are okay to say, but if the other party makes more requests, I am afraid that the Zhao family will be ruined. ”

"Eldest sister, I understand your mood very well, that's why I said, while your father hasn't started to lose yet, you can elope with me with all the money." Liu Li Wa said seriously.

"If you are poor with me again, I won't let you touch it." The eldest lady gave him a blank look and said. Liu Li Wa was immediately honest, it turned out that he had become accustomed to climbing the hill in addition to the sun, and when he climbed to the top of the mountain, he talked a lot, and his sister didn't like to listen to it, so he still climbed the hill honestly.

This can't blame Liu Li Wa for not being a person, it can only be said that his sister is too seductive, this pair of top peaks is greedy for everyone, the top of the chick has infinite lethality to men, whether it is in the classroom, in the park, in the car driving, touching the door does not happen all the time, only people who have not touched it will despise this kind of behavior, and they can't eat grapes and say that grapes are sour.

Liu Li Wa did it honestly, the eldest lady blushed and moved her mouth, well, moved her mouth to speak: "Now things are out of control, my father and mother and those aunts are already crazy, plus what happened just now, they will be even more convinced that this is the curse of the Zhu family, the tiger trusts the saint more thoroughly, I resolutely can't let the saint be at the mercy of the saint, today it happens that you, the god king, are present, the fire just now made them convinced, now you and the saint are on the same running line, the next depends on your level, try not to let the saint succeed." I believe you have the strength. ”

"Eldest sister, you really regard me as a god king, didn't I tell you, it's all ......" Liu Li Wa smiled bitterly, and the eldest lady said: "I know that those are all tricks, small tricks, and they also contain the truth of all things, just like you said, the more you touch, the bigger it is." ”

Liu Li Wa licked off the cold sweat that flowed to his mouth, his reincarnation of the god king was rumored to be miraculous in Linyu County, Miss Zhao was also curious, once on a night when the night was dark and windy and secretly dated in the sorghum field, the eldest lady pulled him and asked for half a night, Liu Li Wa in order to take advantage, said that it is called a clear understanding, what is the spontaneous combustion of white phosphorus, what is the refraction of light, why it will be greater to touch, why it is healthier to wash, this is the principle of all things.

It is precisely because the eldest lady knows that there is something wrong with this, so she is sure that the saint has other plans, and she also knows that the daughter of the Zhu family will not have any curse at all except for destruction and perversion in hatred, but her father and others have been completely trapped in it, and if they don't open the altar today to eliminate demons and destroy demons and break the curse, I am afraid that they will live in fear for the rest of their lives.

"Eldest sister, since you all know that those are tricks, if you want to play tricks, you need to have props, but I came in a hurry, and I only brought the girl......"

"I'm glad you have the face to say it." The eldest lady gritted her teeth and made a boyfriend who was a turtle father, which was more depressing than looking for a duck, at least the duck was to collect money to pick up customers, but the turtle was surrounded by girls who were called to come, which was convenient and fast, as a girlfriend, we should always be vigilant: "Let's not talk nonsense when time is pressing, what props do you need, I will immediately call someone to prepare them for you, by the way, I will give you a dress like this that is not afraid of fire later." ”

"By the way, what the hell do you make this dress? When did you light my sleeve just now, it's terrible, I stand beside you with good spirits, you can light it for me, and then sleep in a quilt, if I fall asleep, I don't know if you chop me up! Liu Li Wa remembered the burning scene just now, and hurriedly asked.

"Who told you to listen to my dad just now?" The eldest lady said angrily: "You people are all things that are not afraid of big things, and you are happy to hear some tragedies and tragedies in other people's hearts." ”

Of course, true happiness is always based on the suffering of others. You are happy watching the wonderful show on stage, but the actor needs ten years of hard work off the stage, you are happy watching a humorous novel, but you need to force the writer to be with the computer day and night, and you are happy when you see the blockbuster of the island country, it takes the actor to fight to the death, and the woman needs to sweat and blood......"

"Alright, what a mess of you." The eldest lady said: "I only know that everyone here listened to you just now, and no one even knew that I set your sleeve on fire with a fire fold." ”

Liu Li Wa patted his chest and thought to himself, it is not a good thing to be too concentrated. He raised his arm to look at the burned unrecognizable sleeves, still wondering, the eldest lady explained: "You don't have to look at it, this dress was taken from our store, I made it myself, the outside is high-quality silk, flammable and forbidden to burn, but there are several layers of cotton cloth inside, I soaked it in brine before sewing it in, and then dried it again, this specially treated cotton cloth can be burned, but it will not turn into ashes, I found it by chance, this is also the reason you said about everything." ”

Liu Li Wa nodded solemnly, gave a thumbs up, and praised: "The eldest lady is really a woman who does not let her eyebrows, she has thoughts and courage, dares to take charge of herself, provokes a great family, and has a keen sense of observation and the courage to invent and create in life, although I am a man, I also sigh to myself, who said that women are not as good as men!" ”

"Am I really that good?" The eldest lady asked beautifully, a little bit of a begging you to praise me.

"Of course, you're so good."

"So what do you think I have best? Wit, intelligence, fortitude, boldness? ”

"Chest, big!"