The county official looks forward to the profiteer, the uncle hopes for the aunt, the widow looks forward to the hooligan, and the pheasant hopes for the pervert!

As the most personal bodyguard and confidant around the county order, the official smiled and walked into the back door of the county government with Liu Li Wa and his entourage, and also saw the princess sister who came out of the sedan chair. ”

After saying this, Liu Li Wa took the lead and glared at him fiercely, and then glared at him, His Majesty the Emperor, Her Royal Highness the Princess, the chief eunuch of the Great Interior, and the commander of the Great Internal Guards...... This lineup glared at him, indicating that he was dead!

But now he still has a little bit of the value of residual heat, with everyone through the back door, although this Suining County is a poor county, but no matter how poor can not be the face of the poor official, you see which poor county government departments are not high-rise buildings, the golden wall is brilliant, here is naturally no exception, the backyard of the yamen is the place for the county public and private life, here the blue brick paving, pavilions, rockery corridor, a group of elegant and quiet scene of the Jiangnan garden.

However, seeing this environment, except for Liu Li Wa sneering twice, the others did not show much surprise, because they came from the palace, where it was even more magnificent, as if this was what they should enjoy.

In the gazebo in the backyard, a middle-aged man in an official uniform with a gray goatee is holding a brush, contemplating his eyebrows and thinking, and he is engrossed in his appearance, just like a generation of writers creating masterpieces. And next to him was a white and chubby middle-aged man, wearing a gray robe, holding a white paper fan, looking like a master, carefully accompanying the county official.

Everyone is a knowledgeable person, and they immediately saw the identity of this person from the government, the seven-rank candidate magistrate, but what is even more puzzling is that the celebrity Wang Jianyu once said that the official position of the magistrate was bought with money, and he himself is an illiterate Bai Ding.

But now looking at it, he is holding a brush, concentrating on the touch, it is clearly an old pedant of the latest literature, the little emperor was the first to be moved, and couldn't help but think of Liu Li Wa's words, sure enough, I really want to see it myself, to feel, to understand, for the time being, Wang Jianyu said that the county official is illiterate, it is very likely to be nonsense.

At this moment, the county official suddenly sighed softly, threw away the brush in his hand, and discarded it like a piece of, which made the little emperor stunned for a moment.

The two people in the pavilion were too engrossed, and they were in the backyard of the yamen, and their expressions were very relaxed, not to mention that Liu Li Wa and his party happened to walk to the side of the rockery, and all the two did not notice Liu Li Wa and their arrival, and the official who led the way saw that the old man was engrossed, and he did not dare to disturb his nature.

It was precisely because of this that Liu Li Wa and the others heard the most real conversation between the county official and the white and fat master. I only heard the county official say: "Hey, forget it, I really can't write it, they know me, I don't know them, forget it, according to the original method, you say a word, I will take the next sentence, only the rhyme of the connection, people can't feel that I am Bai Ding, and in the identity of this official, as long as I show off on the appropriate occasion." ”

The words of the county official made the little emperor's newly rising goodwill suddenly disappear, and was replaced by boundless anger, eager to poke him to death with a brush.

And the white and fat master naturally followed the meaning of the superior leader, nodded and said: "What the adults said is reasonable, as long as the adults are familiar with some classic poems and famous sentences, and can smoothly connect the next sentence, no one will definitely doubt the knowledge of the adults." It would be even better if you could compose your own verses and follow the next verse in rhyme. ”

This is indeed true, the literati of this era are together, there are few independent innovations, most of them should be at the right time, reciting some classic poetry works, and experiencing the artistic conception of the great poet at that time.

The county magistrate thinks this trick is the best, as long as he can deal with some squire's gatherings, since he knows how to pretend to be stupid and fake, it proves that he is still a little ashamed, and he will work hard the day after tomorrow to remember some poems to gild himself, which is not incorrigible.

Just when Liu Li Wa felt that this guy was excusable, the master said: "Master, the subordinate will come up with a sentence, please answer the sentence." ”

I saw the chubby master pacing back and forth, looking for a feeling, the paper fan shook gently, and suddenly his eyes flashed, and he was inspired to chant loudly: "A branch of red apricot comes out of the wall!" ”

Yo...... The county official was stunned for a moment, and a lewd smile appeared on his face, and the princess's sister glanced at Liu Li Wa angrily, because this kind of smile is common on Liu Li Wa's face.

The county official smiled and said, "Red apricots out of the wall? Is this also poetry? The author must also be an adulterous thief who likes the widow next door. This next sentence is also very easy to pick up, a branch of red apricot comes out of the wall, I don't even have a wife! ”

"Good, good, wonderful." After listening to this bullshit next sentence, the fat master applauded repeatedly: "The master is really talented, the artistic conception of this next sentence is just right, and it shows the poet's state of mind when he creates, only if he has no wife, can he look forward to other people's red apricots coming out of the wall!" ”

The county magistrate and the master laughed, but the little emperor was angry, these two bastards who don't learn and don't know how to do it, but they are the highest magistrates of this county, this kind of scum who is full of obscenity and filth, as an official, is destined to be a disaster.

However, Liu Li Wa felt that their explanation was reasonable, and he thought so too.

The little emperor endured his anger, calmly signaled everyone to hide behind the rockery, and quietly observed, only to listen to the master continue to make famous sentences: "The strong man is gone and will never return." ”

The county magistrate continued: "Widow Wang, hurry up." ”

Master: "I'm not afraid of burning fire. ”

County magistrate: "Take all the widows." ”

Master: "The crowd is looking for him thousands of times." ”

County official: "Only widows get along well." ”

Master: "Luoyang relatives and friends ask each other. ”

County magistrate: "The widow and I are happy." ”

Master: "I advise the Heavenly Father to be heavy." ”

County official: "I am a dog before the widow." ”

Master: "I sat up in shock when I was dying." ”

County Officer: "The widow sleeps beside me." ”

"Enough!" Just when the little emperor and the others endured the anger of breaking his body into thousands of pieces, Liu Li Wa, who had always felt that what the county official said was reasonable, was furious, jumped like thunder, and shouted: "Where the hell are so many widows, couldn't all their men have been killed by you?" ”