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Utility? Liu Li Wa smiled, this is really the best summary and summary of him, isn't he practical!
When he was in Linyu County, he took the girl who was intoxicated with the building to hold a pro-army performance, which successfully evoked a period of tens of thousands of troops, which is equivalent to a battle-experienced general.
Today in Suining County, he turned the tide, dealt with two thorny cases in a row, fair and just, returned innocent people to justice, punished the wicked with severe punishment, this seems to be the normal work of an official, but look all over the court, passionate words, pointing out the important ministers of the country, how many people can punish the evil and promote the good, and ask for the people's lives?
Liu Li Wa smiled and said: "Sister Princess, you are my confidant, in order to thank you for your compliment, I decided to show my practical and multi-faceted ......"
Liu Li Wa finally couldn't hold back and finally made a move. Although he really wanted to prove himself and conquer the princess, the whole process was still cautious, and strictly speaking, this was the first time in the real sense of the princess's sister, the last time she was in a coma because of lack of oxygen, so Liu Li Wa must be extremely gentle and give her a beautiful, unforgettable, different shades, babbling streams, tearing sheets, grabbing railings, and tearing down the kang hole.
The princess sister was tossed and could be described as 'dead and alive', her whole body was drenched in sweat, her original white skin was all flashing with red luster, her red lips were wide open, panting, her eyes were white, her hands were only strangled around Liu Li Wa's neck, and she repeated this sentence in a whisper: "Don't want it, don't want it, don't want it anymore......"
Last time, because the princess sister was in a coma, only the most natural reaction of the body, but there was no thinking consciousness, only to feel tight and wet, now the princess sister is extremely awake, showing Liu Li Wa a completely different, extremely sensitive physique, as long as you move, the whole body trembles, a little force, is to scream again and again, sudden stop and there will be a fountain, at this time the princess sister is extremely weak, dehydration is obvious.
Liu Li Wa was very happy, not only conquered the princess sister, but also picked up the treasure, this fountain was bubbling, he was like taking a bath......
A big war, the princess sister not only surrendered to his vast divine soldiers, and even had a sense of resistance, the first time it was so crazy and naturally unforgettable, but that made her irresistible, unbearable, and the feeling of wanting to die made her very uncomfortable, of course, this is mainly determined by her character, she is used to everything being dominated by her, and she can control the ending, but she feels too shy on it, and she is afraid that the divine soldiers will invade too deeply and hurt the newly formed 'cells', so she has been passive and almost crazy.
The princess's sister gasped for a while, and then fell asleep due to 'dehydration', Liu Li Wa sweated all over her body is a fountain, as if she had just taken a bath, and just got up to dry her body, she heard a slight but very treacherous voice from the door: "Master Horse, there is your letter." ”
Liu Li Wa was stunned for a moment, opened the door and saw Xiao Dezi, he didn't care about any letter at all, but grabbed Xiao Dezi by the collar and said fiercely: "When did you appear, what did you hear just now?" ”
Xiao Dezi glanced at him, with disdain, but still said respectfully: "Don't get excited, Master Horse, Her Royal Highness the princess is a daughter, no matter what you do, there are special people who take turns to serve every day, but now it is a micro-service patrol, and the people around him are tight, there is only one slave, Your Majesty is thinking of Her Royal Highness the princess, and specially let the slave come to listen to the dispatch." ”
"You mean there's someone to take care of everything?" Liu Li Wa asked weakly.
Xiao Dezi nodded, not feeling inferior to himself as a slave at all, but feeling proud and proud of being able to serve this supreme figure: "That's right, the people of the royal family have someone to serve them in everything, from dressing and eating, to getting married and having children, there is a special person in charge." ”
"The cave house is also served by people?" Liu Li Wa couldn't believe it, in his opinion, the royal people are at most clothes to reach out for food to open their mouths, and the most ruthless is that someone holds the urinal and then gets up and someone helps wipe it, but that's the case.
But Xiao Dezi's answer completely subverted his cognition: "In the palace, there are a variety of spring, palace, and picture albums, and these picture albums are not for the royal family to see, let alone the concubines, one is to maintain their purity, and the other is afraid that they will learn to use it to compete for favor, and hurt Your Majesty and the children of the royal family, so those picture albums are for the eunuchs to see, and the eunuchs and Gong'e are guided." ”
Ooh...... Good fellows, it's a shocking secret! It turns out that the album is for eunuchs, and I don't know who came up with the rules, this is not a pit eunuch, knowing that they don't have this function and stimulating them. The terrible feudal system, even the Imperial Palace, is no exception, and it is cruel everywhere.
I remember that there were rumors that the last emperor Puyi, who had no heirs, lost his function because he was played with by eunuchs when he was young, and it sounded like it must be fake, how could the eunuchs dare to play with their masters, even if the masters were young and ignorant, and it was a rumor of wild history, it was naturally not credible, but now after listening to Xiao Dezi's narration, Liu Li Wa felt that it was very likely that these eunuchs who were already psychologically distorted would be stimulated by the album for a long time, and dare to do anything!
Liu Li Wa let go of Xiao Dezi's collar and felt a chill in his crotch, and he asked weakly: "Dare to ask my father-in-law, since Your Majesty asked you to serve here, why didn't you go in to serve Her Royal Highness the princess just now?" ”
Xiao Dezi almost killed Liu Li Wa in one sentence: "You have so much experience and a lot of means, many of which are not even recorded in the album, how can you use servants to serve!" ”
Liu Li Wa this beauty, and pride himself is stronger than the eunuch, and not only strong physically, but also strong in professional skills, but also shows that in China's five thousand years of civilization, the skills of the XX alone, the spring and the palace technology, not only did not progress but lost a lot, in this regard we have fallen far behind the island country, and the people of the island country are still making unremitting efforts to develop new skills.
Liu Li Wa looked at Xiao Dezi's face, his lips were red and his teeth were white, and he had no beard, which was even more delicate, not only did he think evilly, if the emperor was in the cave room, he would definitely be there to help, if the concubine couldn't satisfy him, would the eunuch also go up to complete what the concubine had done?
"Master Horse, what do you see the slave doing, could it be that the slave has a flower on his face?" Xiao Dezi doesn't have a good impression of Liu Li Wa, but he is still very respectful because of his identity.
Liu Li Wa hurriedly retracted his gaze, and smiled secretly in his heart, you don't have flowers on your face, but there are words below, one is a chrysanthemum, if you don't cut it very clean, will it also become a 'flower'?
Liu Li Wa wickedly studied the eunuch's flower, Xiao Dezi looked at his lewd expression and became furious, and reached out to hand over a letter that read, 'The glory of the true god guides me to find you'......