553 Egg pain

After listening to Miss Zhao's introduction to her man, Liu Li Wa was almost choked to death by a mouthful of spit, but I didn't expect that Miss Zhao's memory is so outstanding, this is what he coaxed her when he and Miss Zhao hooked up with X, but I didn't expect her to remember everything word for word, and she can use it flexibly.

All men in the world like such praise from women, Liu Li Wa is excited, anyway, the night is long, it will be interesting to continue playing.

He lowered his voice, as if he was very angry and said: "Hey, little girl, you praise your man like a god, but this is not what I want to hear, you must know that between men and men, they like to compare more directly, and they like to compare the most and the easiest to distinguish between winners and losers, and directly compare whose specialties!" ”

"What did you say?" The eldest lady said nervously.

"Didn't you just say that your man is known as 'a magic spear presses a hundred flowers', and I will compete with him in front of this pole." The more Liu Li Wa spoke, the more excited he became, he rushed forward in two steps, and hit Miss Zhao directly, this is what he found out, it turned out that Miss Zhao was tied hands and feet, which was in line with Liu Li Wa's mind, he directly straightened up his waist, and leaned towards the eldest lady with a divine soldier, and said: "Let's compare the little girl, and see whose weapon is more lethal between me and your man." ”

"Ah......" Miss Zhao shouted in fright, you know, the most serious behavior of molesting women in this era is to fly your eyes on the street, smack your mouth, or say two foul words, but directly like this, there is no one who can make up for a woman with a 'guy', and Liu Li Wa is also a precedent.

Look at the people after crossing, either inventing, or playing innovation, at least a few acres for two days, engage in some hybrid rice, plant grafting and the like, but after he crossed, the latest ideas he brought were, model team, performance troupe, sexy photo, and also published a book issued by the intoxicating building, called "How to Increase the Joy of the Boudoir", and now, he is creating a precedent for the way of molesting women.

Miss Zhao has never met a hooligan, the first time she encountered it was the best, she was so frightened that she panicked, and her hands and feet were still tied, she tried to escape, at least to avoid his harassment, but due to the excessive movement, she fell, and at the same time hooked Liu Li Wa, which made him directly press on the eldest lady's body, pressed tightly.

The eldest lady struggled with her life, but she couldn't get rid of it at all, Liu Li Wa laughed, like an earthworm pressing on the eldest lady's body and twisting, I haven't seen her for a long time, the eldest lady seems to have lost some weight, but her pair of giant peaks are more majestic......

"Ah......" The eldest lady suddenly stopped screaming, but the beautiful Liu Li Wa let out a scream, sweating in pain, gritting her teeth, and hurriedly said: "Don't bite, don't bite, I'll, you bit my egg......"

I don't know when, Liu Li Wa twisted and twisted out of place, the eldest lady was bound all over, only one mouth, teeth can be used, of course she will not be polite at this moment, this action Liu Li Wa had asked several times before She refused, but I didn't expect it to be realized in this case.

"Okay, okay big sister, it's me, your man, don't bite." Liu Li Wa was in pain, this woman was anxious, and her bite force was comparable to that of a crocodile.

"You bastard, I'll make you unable to be a man right away." Miss Zhao is crazy and ready to play for her life.

"Jiabi, Jiabi, don't bite, it's me, I'm here to save you." Liu Li Wa applied for the call of Miss Zhao's name, usually he calls her the eldest lady, and he always sets himself as a turtle father, so that XX up, the little person won the eldest lady, very fulfillment, and there is, this girl is called Zhao Jiabi, Jiabi, clip B, too H, can't be called!

However, Miss Zhao has always hoped that he can call her maiden name, which will be sweeter, but she didn't expect her name to sound at such a moment, there is no sweetness but pain.

Miss Zhao hurriedly let go of her mouth, she also insisted to the extreme, she couldn't bite anymore, and she didn't know how long Liu Li Wa hadn't washed her clothes, the smell was too big!

"You, bah...... Who are you? Miss Zhao asked cautiously while spitting.

Liu Li Wa hurriedly rolled off her, hunched over, like a boiled shrimp, God is fair, giving men the capital to harm women, and it is also the biggest weakness of women to kill men.

Liu Li Wa rubbed and rubbed, the stinging feeling finally disappeared a little, just now the eldest lady was really playing with her life, and she made a lot of effort, fortunately she didn't make the two eggs collide with each other, otherwise he would be useless if he didn't die.

"Eldest sister, I'm the Liu Li Wa you just boasted about." Liu Li Wa rubbed for a long time, the pain was relieved a lot, he also had a lesson, in the future, he will never be a good girlfriend to make jokes like that, when he meets a chaste martyr like Miss Zhao, he will suffer at most himself, if he encounters the direct follower of the water-based poplar flower, one is guilty and one is bad, the joke is risky, and the test needs to be cautious!

"You? Are you Liu Li Wa? Impossible, this is Beiyan, how could it be? In the dark, Miss Zhao still couldn't believe it: "Who are you?" Do you really know Liu Li Wa? ”

"Eldest sister, I'm Liu Li Wa." Liu Li Wa smiled bitterly: "Do you remember? I once gave you a drawing of a costume design and asked you to make your own clothes, and you also said that the crotch cloth is too small and the breast shield is too tight...... Also, the last time I was in the restaurant, I asked you to lie on the table, and because I was too excited, I went to the wrong door...... And last ......"

"Alright, I believe it!" Miss Zhao is very resolute, she even knows the 'wrong door' incident, there is no one else except Liu Li Wa, after confirming that it is Liu Li Wa, the eldest lady moved her body and kicked him a little foot, and said angrily: "You dead ghost, pretending to be a hooligan to scare me, no, you are a hooligan." ”

"I want to know that you have such a means to deal with hooligans, I would have changed my ways a long time ago." Liu Li Wa smiled bitterly.

"Hmph, you deserve it." The eldest lady was proud, but the smell in her mouth lingered, making her depressed: "By the way, why are you here?" Are you here for me? By the way, I met a horse thief today, and even people and goods were kidnapped, how did you find them? ”

"I came to you mainly because the idle egg hurts, but I didn't expect it to hurt even more to find your egg." Liu Li Wa said angrily.

"Okay, okay, I didn't know it was you, and besides, if you didn't make a mistake, I wouldn't want you." Miss Zhao smiled and said, "By the way, you're fine." ”

"It's a big deal, now one egg is big, one egg is small, I don't know if it will affect a happy life, you can rub it for me." Liu Li Wa got up heartlessly and continued to move forward.

"You untie me first." The eldest lady writhed: "How can I rub it for you when I'm tied." ”

"I will take revenge on one rush, you hit me on the left cheek, I also hit you on the left cheek, so, what you used to hurt my egg just now, now use it to soothe my pain......" Liu Li Wa climbed up again with difficulty.

"Dead Ghost...... I...... When will I get undressed......"