Liu Li Wa is talking nonsense, a fantasy story that makes him say that it is a love story.

However, this story was extremely effective for the holy woman, and after listening to it, she even ignored any fairies and ghosts, and instead replied with a red face and shyness: "Is that tea picker really so cute?" ”

Liu Li Wa smiled, this is a woman, even if she is a believer, she is most interested in love.

Liu Li Wa pretended to have a sad look on her face and said: "She is very cute, the most important thing is that she is very kind, always trying her best to help those around her who need help, without asking for anything in return, sometimes even if she suffers a loss in order to help others, she is also willing." ”

"She's such a nice person." The saint looked longing and held her heart in her hands.

Liu Li Wa laughed in her heart, but said with a sad face: "It's a pity, good people don't have a good life, they all blame me for hurting her, in the punishment of the heavenly realm, she was relegated to the path of reincarnation, but I believe that she has done good deeds and accumulated virtue in her life, and there will be good rewards in the next life, and I must inherit her will, as long as I live for one day, I must tell everyone to be kind to others, be kind to the people around you, and do my best to help all those in need." ”

"You're right, we have to have a kind heart so that people can be united, and I want to be a kind person like her." The saint said firmly, and then decided that this was a little ambiguous, glanced at Liu Li Wa, she couldn't help but blush, remembering his inadvertent grasp just now, she was a little panicked, and then thought of the rumors of Liu Li Wa in Dongning, which made her question again, and she asked uncertainly: "Are these things you said true?" ”

"Of course." Liu Li Wa said firmly, pointed to her hand, and said, "What you are holding in your hand now is the magic that I carry in my body, but you don't have mana, and you don't know how to use it, so you only open a small part of it." ”

Saying that, Liu Li Wa stretched out his hand, and the saint handed Liu Li Wa the magic in her hand suspiciously, which was his disposable lighter, solar money detector, and solar MP3, and now these things are nested in his hands again, of course, it is like a world away.

The lighter is almost out of gas, the flashlight is a keychain type, and it's almost useless here, only MP4 is not bad, this thing that is regarded as an artifact is skillfully operated in the hands of Liu Li Wa, once the saint risked her life to study for a long time before he drummed out a song in front of him, and pressed the screen contrast to the lowest, almost pitch black, only a song that was played recently was looping. Now in Liu Li Wa's hands, not only the song has changed, but also the voice is louder.

"It's not that I don't miss you when I'm alone, I'm just afraid to miss you when I'm alone, and when I'm alone, if it rains, I'll learn from you to throw your umbrella aside......" The wonderful music sounded, and suddenly the saint was startled, the more she listened, the more she felt chills all over her body, and even couldn't help but start trembling, and finally couldn't help but plug her ears, and asked in horror: "What is this?" ”

Liu Li Wa couldn't help but laugh and turned off the music, and said seriously: "This is the artifact of this god in the heavenly realm, and it has been used to kill countless demons and monsters, just now it is the most powerful sonic attack of this artifact. ”

"Take it away, take it away, there are still so many believers outside, don't hurt the innocent, I won't touch this artifact in the future." The Holy Maiden was frightened, He Zeng had experienced Brother Zeng's domineering, and a divine comedy was powerful in all directions.

Liu Li Wa didn't expect that she tried her best to fool the saint, she was always skeptical, but as soon as Brother Zeng's divine comedy came out, she immediately believed that she was a fairy, which shows that Brother Zeng's power is so strong that it has surpassed the boundaries of time and space.

The temple is not big, and it is a closed space, although Liu Li Wa turned off the music, there is still a lingering sound, and the saint is panicked, just covering her ears for fear of freezing to death.

Liu Li Wa fiddled with MP4, this thing is a high-end product, the picture quality is clear, and there are solar charging panels, it is a gift that Yufeng brought back to him when he went to the United States to step on the spot, and when he gave it to him, there were still a few American blockbusters in it, I don't know what Yufeng's intentions are, and now this thing has crossed with him, and he can learn foreign advanced technology with Liuyun and Qin Wan'er in the future.

There is no pollution in this era, the sun is abundant, the MP4 battery is still full, the more he fiddles, the more happy he becomes, he completely chooses to stay in this era, this thing is the only thought of that era, and the only evidence that proves how he came to drip, at this time he lowered his head and fiddled, recalling the past, and the saint secretly crossed her feet and stretched her neck to look at his hand, wanting to see what divine power the artifact still has.

Liu Li Wa deliberately teased her, deliberately adjusted the mode of taking pictures, and took a snapshot while she was engrossed in peeking, which was clear, and the cautious and thiefy expression was perfectly recorded.

"Ah......h ”

Liu Li Wa sweated profusely, and for a while his soul pattern was a little chaotic, and it was very common to take pictures of this thing in his subconscious, but when he saw the saint's anxious face, her eyes were red with anxiety, and she begged for mercy in fear, and then he remembered that he was in an era when transportation was basically by walking, and communication was basically by roaring.

I remember that at the end of the 19th century, foreigners had just come to the Qing Dynasty with cameras, and many photographers at that time reacted the same as the saint's daughter, saying that this was to restrain people's souls, and the camera was more terrible than the urn.

Liu Li Wa smiled bitterly, he wanted to stay here with the Holy Maiden for three days, the purpose was to let the believers see that they were keeping filial piety for the true God, and his main purpose was to fool the Holy Maiden and let her join his camp, in order to better control the believers, and then control Beiyan.

Obviously, the most foolish is not enough, and now the opportunity has come......

Liu Li Wa was evil, he let the saint look at his photo, and said with a serious face: "Do you know, this weapon is my natal artifact, it is infinitely powerful, not only can release powerful sound waves, but also can restrain the soul, you see, these are the souls of the demons and monsters I once caught." ”

Liu Li Wa evilly adjusted out a foreign blockbuster, and it was a multi-person scuffle, in which there were blonde and blue-eyed women, much stronger, hairy men, and all black people who were as black as ink, which was undoubtedly 'demons and monsters' in the eyes of the saint.

"What are they doing?" The saint asked weakly.

"They are being punished, the most severe punishment for these monsters." Liu Li Wa is colorful.

"Wow, it's so cruel, he actually bit her, she is biting him too, what kind of weapon does this black monster use, so long, so thick, do you want to poke it in? Listen, the cry of this female monster is too terrible, and the expression of this black monster is also painful, he drew that terrible weapon, something is flowing out, is it the blood of the monster? Why is it milky? Why did this female youkai swallow it in her mouth? It's horrible......"

The saint is like a film critic, explaining while watching, saying that Liu Li Wa was in a high mood and her blood was gushing, Liu Li Wa quickly turned off the blockbuster, called up the photo of the saint, and threatened: "Now that your soul is also in the artifact, I will throw you into it and let you be punished with them." ”

"Don't, don't, please be merciful to the God King." The saintess was shocked, obviously frightened by the black devil's weapon just now, but she didn't know that what was waiting for her was a larger weapon.

"Now you know you're begging me for mercy?" Liu Li Wa suddenly straightened his face and said: "Do you think that I have been demoted to mortals, lost my physical combat body, suffered a thunderstorm, and am just a down-and-out immortal, so I can let you be bullied by a small mortal at will?" You let me be gracious now, have you ever remembered that when you were in Dongning, you made trouble with me several times, you can cure the power of the gods and not blaspheme, and the truth that a skinny camel is bigger than a horse! ”

"Lord God King, be gracious, the little woman has no eyes, so she offended Lord God King, not to mention, the little woman didn't get a bargain." The saintess was really panicked, looking at the artifact in Liu Li Wa's hand blooming with azure light, she was probably about to do it.

Liu Li Wa was secretly sweating, and the MP4 was actually blue screen......

But he felt that he would not give up this excellent opportunity to conquer the Holy Maiden, he said with a cold face: "According to what you said, you came to kill me with a knife, and I defeated you, and then this matter is over?" How can this be reasonable, let's talk less nonsense, you say that I settle accounts after the autumn, or say that I am a bully, in short, I must let you know that the power of God is not allowed to be blasphemed, if it weren't for the fact that there were many mortals present at that time, I didn't want to hurt the innocent, I would have let your soul fly away, and now there are only the two of us left, let's settle the new accounts and old accounts together, of course, in the past year, you have protected the flesh of the god, and you have done a lot of good things for many believers outside, the god can spare you from capital crimes, but the living sin is unforgivable. ”

As soon as she heard that the death penalty could be avoided, the saint breathed a sigh of relief, but when she looked at Liu Li Wa again, she was still frightened, he put the blue screen MP4 on his chin, and the blue light shone on his face was particularly terrifying.

The holy woman said honestly: "The little woman knows her mistake, please punish the Lord God, but I implore the Lord God's men to be merciful, keep the little woman useful, and be willing to follow the Lord God's right and left for the rest of her life, saddle before and after the horse, and benefit all the people." ”

"Okay, if you have a good heart, the god will spare your soul and only punish your body, you also saw how the blonde and blue-eyed female ghost in the artifact was punished just now, so do it now." Liu Li Wa said solemnly, feeling ashamed of his evil thoughts in his heart.

The saint was stunned for a moment, the red glow covered her cheeks, the female ghost was punished just now but naked, even if the saint is very simple, she has been obsessed with fairies and ghosts since she was a child, and she is not touched by the way of humanity at all, and in this feudal era, there is no X education at all, people are ashamed to open their mouths about X, and even taboo topics that are strictly forbidden to discuss, especially for a girl who has not come out of the cabinet, if anyone talks about X with an unmarried woman, it is a serious act of molesting women, and the sin is more serious than strong X, The only person who is qualified to say it is the girl's mother, but at most, on the day of the wedding, tell your daughter face to face that your husband will hit you with his hardest place tonight.

Therefore, the simple saint did not know Liu Li Wa's evil and dirty thoughts, Liu Li Wa saw her hesitation, and said coldly: "I warn you, don't have any dirty thoughts, this is a punishment from God, if you don't comply, I will directly punish your soul in the artifact, and let those black and white demons come to torture you." ”

"Ah, Lord God, don't want it, the little girl is willing to be punished." The saint panicked: "But, but ......"

She still has some hesitation, after all, such a pure girl, since she was a child, she has been taught that men and women are different, and she is not kissed, although she is facing a god, when she was in Dongning, she also once clamored to sacrifice Liuyun to the gods, but she didn't know any other way except for fire, and today just let her have a long experience.