Chapter 22: Collusion
"Of course I know that I want to teach you kung fu, so I want to take a bath even more." Yu Wenlong grinned, how could he let go of the opportunity to have intimate contact with his sister-in-law.
Yang Yuwei was obviously a little puzzled: "Do you still have to take a shower before practicing kung fu?" β
"That's for sure, it's light after taking a shower, so it will be more effective to practice kung fu."
"I see, it makes sense."
Yang Yuwei suddenly realized, and said without thinking: "Then I will also take a bath, brother-in-law, you wash first, I will wash it immediately after you finish washing, and then I will go to your room." β
As soon as he heard this, Yuwen Long suddenly felt happiness wrapped in from all directions.
But at this moment, an angry voice suddenly sounded, "No! β
It was He Yuxiao who spoke, she looked at Yuwenlong with a cold face, this guy took advantage of himself, and he actually hit his sister with the idea, it was so shameless.
"Sister, what's wrong? I'm just practicing with my brother-in-law, he's amazing. Yang Yuwei hurriedly explained.
"Yu Wei, you are too simple, do you think he really just taught you to practice?"
He Yuxiao glared at Yu Wenlong, "If this guy teaches you to practice, he will definitely try his best to eat your tofu." He's just a womanizer, a dead rascal. β
Yu Wenlong was suddenly anxious, this girl didn't soak herself, and actually stopped him from soaking other girls, "Hey, don't slander people indiscriminately, I haven't said anything about you when you peek at me taking a bath." β
"Yu Wenlong, you can try it again."
It's good that Yu Wenlong didn't say this, as soon as he said this, He Yuxiao's face changed completely, and he copied a pair of scissors from the table.
Yu Wenlong instantly felt a chill in his lower body, he was really convinced by this woman, and he picked up the scissors again before he could say a word.
"Sister, look at you, you're about to scare your brother-in-law, let it go first." It's still a sister-in-law, when she saw that the situation was wrong, she hurriedly came up to persuade her and took away the scissors from He Yuxiao's hand, "Sister, don't be so angry, brother-in-law, he doesn't want to take advantage of me, he has real kung fu." You don't know, today we were singing at KTV and met a group of bad guys, or my brother-in-law took action to beat them away. β
"Ran into a bad guy at KTV?"
He Yuxiao couldn't help but be surprised, Yang Yuwei didn't tell her about it in order not to worry her, "Protecting you is what he should do, but you still can't practice martial arts with him, anyway, he is my bodyguard, just have him to protect you." β
"Sister, you should know, I have liked to practice martial arts since I was a child, and now I finally met such a powerful master as my brother-in-law, do you want me to give up the opportunity?"
Yang Yuwei showed a sad expression on her face, she was going to use a killer move, in the past, as long as she used this trick, her sister would compromise no matter what.
He Yuxiao suddenly felt a headache, and was about to raise her hand to surrender, but inadvertently caught a glimpse of an evil smile on the corner of Yu Wenlong's mouth, she was excited, and said: "No, if you want to learn martial arts, I can find you the most powerful martial arts master in Huhai City." Anyway, no matter who you learn martial arts with, you just can't learn from him. β
If he really agreed to let his sister learn martial arts from Yuwenlong, it would definitely be to send the sheep into the tiger's mouth and compensate his sister. He Yuxiao would rather her sister be angry with herself, and she couldn't agree.
"Sister......
"Okay, this matter is over, I'll go upstairs to take a bath first, you also take a shower early and rest early, Aunt Liu has already arranged the room for you, and I'll take you to buy a few sets of clothes tomorrow."
Dropping this sentence, He Yuxiao went upstairs.
Yuwenlong has an urge to go up and give this domineering woman to XXOO, why don't you allow Lao Tzu to pick up girls? You're not my wife.
"Brother-in-law, what should I do? Sister, he was too strongly opposed, and he would not have been so strongly opposed to anything I had ever done before. Yang Yuwei really wants to learn kung fu from Yuwenlong, and the dream of becoming a generation of heroines has never been erased.
Yu Wenlong sighed, "I can't tell her about your sister, she won't listen to me at all." β
"Then why don't you do it, when my sister falls asleep at night, brother-in-law, how about you come to my room and teach me how to practice? Let's move smaller, my sister shouldn't be able to find out. β
Yu Wenlong's eyes lit up, this idea was simply too good, and when it was the dead of night, no one would come to disturb them.
But...... In this way, isn't it on behalf of himself to submit to He Yuxiao's mother-in-law?
No, my Yuwenlong was born destined to pick up countless girls, how can I be suppressed by girls? This is too shameless, and I must teach my sister-in-law kung fu at night openly.
"That, Yuwei, your idea is not impossible, but if you want to show my mastery, how can there be no movement at all? And I usually have to go to work during the day and spend a lot of time with me on the weekends, so I still have to find a way to get your sister to agree, so that we can come openly in the evening. β
"But, sister, she won't give us a chance to discuss at all."
"I have a way, if I can succeed, your sister will definitely not stop you from practicing with me."
"Really? Brother-in-law, say it quickly. Yang Yuwei excitedly pulled Yu Wenlong's arm.
"Why doesn't your sister listen to me now? There's only one reason, and that's because I'm not her man yet. Think about it, if I were her man, would she not listen to me? Why don't you save some face for me? β
Yu Wenlong felt the softness coming from his arm, and his heart was ape for a while, but he still forcibly held back, and smiled, "So, as long as your sister really becomes my woman, then she will definitely not stop you from learning kung fu with me." β
Yang Yuwei was stunned, and then thought about it carefully, her brother-in-law's idea was really very feasible, "Brother-in-law, don't worry, I will definitely help you chase your sister in the shortest possible time." However, you should treat my sister well in the future. β
Although she didn't know much about Yu Wenlong, she was sure that the latter was not a bad person. The most important thing is that Yuwenlong has high martial arts skills and can ensure the safety of his sister. In her opinion, as long as her sister can live happily and peacefully, it is completely enough.
"Yuwei, I found that you are much smarter than your sister. Come, let's look at how to chase your sister down. Yu Wenlong put his arm around Yu Wei's shoulders and sat on the sofa together, constantly thinking of plans one by one.
"Do I want to sue SΓΉ Yuxiao's mother about this matter?"
Although Duoduo was looking at the bald head, she still heard the conversation between Yuwenlong and Yang Yuwei word for word, and after thinking about it, she still shook her head, "Alas, forget it, it's not easy for my dad to get a beautiful woman, and I will help him get Yuxiao's mother this time." But...... His sister-in-law still needs to be investigated, and I don't know if she will be good to me in the future, and I can't let my father soak her so quickly. β
Yuwenlong and Yang Yuwei discussed for more than half an hour, and He Yuxiao called Yang Yuwei and Duoduo to go to the bath, Yuwenlong had to go to the bath, and then played with the computer and went to sleep.
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The next day, after a few people had breakfast, they left home early, and their purpose today was the most famous pedestrian street in Shanghai, the fashion city.
The fashion city has the world's most popular clothes and shoes, as well as the world's most expensive jewelry, everything you need to wear on your body, and the whole street is 5,000 meters long, and it takes at least half a day to walk around the street.
Yuwenlong didn't feel tired at all, because when He Yuxiao and Yang Yuwei tried on clothes, it was when he admired the beauties, and the different styles made him look very pleasing to the eye, and he felt that watching these two sisters try on clothes was much more eye-catching than watching the fashion show.
He used to have a woman who opened a global clothing chain abroad, so he also knows a lot about fashion clothing matching, and when the two sisters try on clothes, he not only appreciates, but also evaluates.
His evaluation not only made He Yuxiao and Yang Yuwei look at him with admiration, but even the shopping guide nodded frequently, which made He Yuxiao a little surprised, this guy is not useless.
But what made Yu Wenlong depressed was that the two sisters didn't show him when they tried on underwear, and he wanted to tell the two sisters that in fact, he was the most experienced in the study of women's underwear.
Boredom, Yu Wenlong could only wait outside the underwear store with Duoduo.
A big man standing outside the underwear store would definitely attract the attention of many people, and Yu Wenlong found that there were many women passing by who were looking at him with a strange gaze.
Yuwenlong was a little unbalanced, and he would look back at all the women who looked at him. Look at the face first, then the chest, then ......
"Beauty, are you here to buy underwear? There's a piece of lingerie in this store that's perfect for you, you see, it's the purple one, and it's going to be sexy if you wear it. β
"Ahh Hooligans......"
"Damn, recommend the right underwear for you to wear and scold me for being a hooligan, you missed another opportunity to contact a handsome guy."
Yu Wenlong pursed his lips, ignoring the eyes of everyone around him, and continued to look for his prey.
Duoduo had long been separated from Yuwenlong a little longer, for fear that others would think that they knew him.
Suddenly, Yu Wenlong looked at a young beauty who looked a little bit good from the front, and hurriedly walked up, "Wow, beauty, your breasts are so big, it should be 36, how can you still wrap it in a sponge, this will not only have poor air permeability, but also affect its next development." If you wear that black underwear, your breasts will have a chance to grow to 36D. β
"**, don't talk nonsense." The beautiful woman's face was slightly red, and she bypassed Yuwen Long.
"I'm not wrong." Yu Wenlong was a little depressed, but soon a smile appeared on his face again, because the beautiful woman just stopped with some hesitation after taking a few steps, and finally couldn't help but turn around and walk back, her face blushing, "You...... What you just said is true? β
Yu Wenlong grinned: "Of course it's true, and I can see that you must have often thought of a lot of ways to enlarge your breasts, you can develop to 36D, but because you are wearing the wrong underwear, this limits its development." β