My name is Red Buddha Girl, I am a woman, a member of the Bashu clan, and I am thirty-four years old at the age of Chinese New Year's Eve. By the way, Gu Yin'er said that a woman must not tell others her true age! She also said that a woman is worthless once she is over twenty, so if I say it to the outside world, then I will only be eighteen years old this year. Although every time I say this, my dead ghost Li Jing always makes a kind of expression that wants to die, but the old lady is eighteen years old this year, and will always be eighteen years old, what can you do to me?

When I was a child, my family suffered a natural disaster, and there was almost no harvest in the field, so in order not to starve us to death, my parents had no choice but to buy me to Yang Su, who was still a small official in Bazhou at that time. Knowing that Yang Su's official fortune was prosperous, he became the great Situ of the Great Sui Dynasty in a few years, and was in charge of the world's soldiers and horses. I followed him to Chang'an, and since then I have never seen my family or returned to my hometown.

Yang Su was pretty good to me, but as I grew up, the way he looked at me became more and more strange. But he is very afraid of his wife, who is very pungent and has a strong personality. One day I went to the study to bring tea to Yang Su, but Yang Su took my hand, looked at me with his eyes, and seemed to want to say something to me, but was bumped into by his wife. So Yang Su was beaten up for a long time, and I was accepted as a righteous daughter by her wife. My stepmother's name is Dugu Juan, and she is the sister of the queen of the dynasty. My stepmother was very kind to me, and she even found someone to teach me some self-defense skills to prevent the bullying of bad people! Yang Su could only stare at me from then on, and could not do anything.

Who knew that in this world, changes will change, and Yang Guangcai suddenly died less than a few years after he ascended the throne. Yang Su was in the 'Change of Heaven', because he did not stand in the right team, not only was his official position swept to the end, but the whole family was also sold to the priest's shop. Pity my stepmother who died of illness within a few days of being inside, and pity that I was not with me at that time, and I didn't even see her for the last time. When I arrived at the church, I found out that it was an official prostitute. They looked at my Peugeot and trained me for a few months, wanting me to be the head of the church. While I was trying to sneak away, I was quietly sent to a place. It was a strange place, it was a stone boat that didn't move, and it was there that I met her for the first time!

The first time I saw her, she cried so hard! I thought it was very strange at the time! When I was a child, I heard my mother say, "If you have nothing to do, you will be a traitor or a thief!" I looked at the way she looked, and I immediately thought of the way Yang Su looked at me back then. Still, I couldn't resist her seemingly endless tears, and somehow I became sisters with her. Looking at the smile on her face, I felt as if I had been deceived and got on a thief ship! However, the old girl Gu Yin'er was not only a little bad-mouthed, but also kind-hearted. The men love all the things she gets here, and I feel like a fish in water here, and I can fully display my skills and learning. I integrated the martial arts I learned back then into the dance here, and the men could spend a lot of money and sell their property crazy in order to see my dance! But Gu Yin'er's eyes were becoming more and more unfriendly. After I punched her up, she finally told me the truth, and she told me about her experience. She is also a hard-working person, and she came to Chang'an in order to find her husband! Her father-in-law is called 'Li Shimin', and she says that her family conditions and status are not as good as ordinary people. In order to find him, Gu Yin'er did not hesitate to stay away from her hometown and came to this strange place.

In fact, Gu Yin'er's skills are not small, the dance she came up with is so tempting and crazy, the room decoration she designed is so fantastical, she can also sing some unknown local songs that are touching, she can also design skirts that reflect a woman's figure, she can also come up with so many ways to attract men, she can even make a 'menstrual belt' that is very convenient for women to use in those days! She is really a genius, she doesn't seem to know anything, such a smart woman, that 'Li Shimin' is willing to abandon it. Of course, her Gu Yin'er's red face is not too red compared to me! Hehe! A few days ago, Gu Yin'er's red face seemed to find that the person named Li Ne seemed to have an extraordinary relationship with Li Shimin, and wanted me to help deal with it! She wanted to start with the little woman named Changsun Yan, but my brain was stupid, and I had to discuss it with my father-in-law. See what great ideas he has!

Speaking of my father-in-law, he is not an ordinary person. I was dancing on stage, and he was watching from the audience. I danced on stage for three days and three nights, and he stared intently for three days and three nights. Later, when he saw me, the first thing he said to me fascinated me, and I still feel very excited when I think about it! That day, he looked into my eyes and said to me very sincerely: "You are Erya, I am Xiao Hei in the east of the village, I have been looking for you for 20 years, and the way you shake your ass when you dance is the same as your mother!", after saying that, he actually cried excitedly! I am that Erya, so he became my father-in-law. In order to accompany me, he put down the military book in his hand and picked up the abacus of the account room! Who knew that Gu Yin'er just asked my father-in-law's name, and handed over all the properties under his name to the minister-in-law to take care of, which was really strange. But then she finally proved that her true greatest skill was her unparalleled eyesight. My father-in-law Li Jing is really a good hand at managing this place, and in just a few years, he has made this the biggest and best 'building' in Chang'an! I went to ask him, and there will definitely be a good way! By the way, that Gu Yin'er casually picked up two interesting guys from the street, and later proved Xiao Gu's eyesight, the old man surnamed Zhang and the Xiucai surnamed Lu really became very capable later!

Li Jing, this guy, was not here today, saying that he was playing chess with Yuan Tiangang, a subordinate of Li Huoguoshi. It's so unbelievable, I'm busy every day, but he seems to be living a leisurely life, and he even has time to play chess, which makes me angry. He Li Jing doesn't care about me, I went to find my eldest brother, and my eldest brother is not an ordinary person. The four of us formed a gang with a very nice name, called 'Four Heroes of the East'! My eldest brother is one of them, 'Yan Chixia', and his name is Zhang Zhongmou!

My eldest brother is said to have been a pirate in the past, and he used to kill people and set fires, and did all kinds of evil! But he looked like a gentleman, spoke slowly and logically, and did not look like a bad guy at all! But my eldest brother said that a person who looks too much like a bad guy cannot become a bad guy in the end! The most standard appearance of a bad guy is to look like a good person!

Every time my eldest brother looked at me gently, I could feel the pain of my eldest brother! In fact, on the day when we first met, my eldest brother also stared at me intently for three whole days. He watched Li Jing's confession to me, and he watched Li Jing say what he was about to say first, and his heart ached! Because he also recognized me, he lived in the west of the village, and his name was Ergouzi! He also looked for me for 20 years!

However, the eldest brother still can't let others know, especially his sworn brother Li Jing! Because the eldest brother is a native of the rivers and lakes, since he is a sworn brother, he is a brother! I am his brother's daughter-in-law! Brother's wife, don't be a joke! I would never have known about these things. But that day, I heard all the words of my eldest brother in his dreams after he got drunk! I heard what he wanted to be nice to me! I was stupid at the time! I liked my husband very much, but am I worth my eldest brother's search for ten years? Am I worthy of my eldest brother's love for ten years? So I can't let my eldest brother know that I already know that he likes me, and that is not very good for me and Li Jing! However, after I know my eldest brother's affection for me, I feel that I don't seem to have a place for my eldest brother in my heart! I can only pretend that I don't know my eldest brother's affection for me, I can only be his brother's daughter-in-law!

Gu Yin'er once commented on the relationship between us, saying that the most obsessive feeling of people is the relationship between getting and not getting, what can be obtained and what should not be obtained! I seem to be caught in this feeling and can't extricate myself! Seeing that my eldest brother is not at home, my heart is actually happy! I don't know how to deal with the relationship between myself and my eldest brother now!

Hey, since they can't ask, let's follow that little ponyboy's method, in fact, his method is not bad!

That girl was so easy to deceive, it took us less than a day, and she trusted me with all her heart, and finally worshipped me as a teacher!

Listening to Gu Yin'er's words of fooling the eldest grandson, I felt blushing myself, what was it! But seeing that Li Ne and the eldest grandson were happy every day, I also felt very pleased! I used the dance movements on the husband and wife, and the effect was so good, I also tried it myself, and saw what Li Jing performed! After thirty, I seemed to have more and more needs in this area, but that dead ghost Li Jing became more and more unsuccessful, and he even often went to play chess at night!

By the way, when it came to spying on Li Ne, I had been on guard in their room since the night of their cave room, listening to their babbling and babbling, and then the sound of the bed still babbling. However, there seems to be something strange about Li Ne's study, as if there is a secret passage, and every time he goes in, he will disappear for a long time! But the secret passage is very secret, and I have not found it yet! However, the relationship between Li Ne and his father is also very strange, and I can't understand it! These days, I have found that Li Ne has been staying with his eldest grandson for longer and longer. By the way, he also went to the 'Tianyi Pavilion' a few days ago, and it seems that he has been in it for a long time, and when he comes out, he seems to have changed his clothes!

Holding this secret letter with a thousand words written in her hand, Gu Yin'er was about to go crazy? Looking at the swaggering Red Buddha girl in front of her, she asked loudly: "Dear Xiaohong, what are you going to tell me, why are you so messy and write so many words?"

The Red Buddha said as a matter of course: "I did what Zhang Laohan said, and he also asked me to mention him in it, and brush up on his sense of existence! To say that it is a secret report is to write everything that I have seen, seen, and thought! That's how I did it! You see I also mentioned Lao Zhangtou, and I also praised him!"

Gu Yin'er, who wanted to cry without tears, shouted: "Zhang Guolao, you bastard, you don't want to get the things I explained to you, what kind of idea do you have blindly, you don't know that she is a red Buddha and she is a second goods! Don't show up quickly, be careful to break your dog's leg and your donkey's leg!"