Chapter 1 The Ten Good Men
(Originally, it took 4 chapters to write about Liu Hou's reincarnation, but after showing it to the editor, he said that I was too slow to get into the topic.) I can't help that blow.,I had to delete it.,Short 4 chapters into 1 chapter.,But the 4 chapters that I worked so hard to write and I don't want to throw them away.,Just put them in the side.。 Friends who like to watch the gods and monsters can take a look, and if you don't like it, skip it directly. (Am I more suitable for writing fantasy))
Chapter 1: The Ten Good Men
After graduating from university, Liu Hou worked in a software company with a monthly salary of 5,000 yuan, and his life was uneventful. Until one day, his girlfriend who had been dating for 3 years proposed to break up with him.
The moment his girlfriend proposed to break up, he was stunned, and he didn't know what he said to his girlfriend in the end, and he didn't know how to get home from the date. When he got home, he habitually turned on his computer and started playing Age of Empires 2.
Liu Hou doesn't like to play action games, but he likes to play real-time strategy games like StarCraft and Age of Empires, as well as strategy games like Three Kingdoms. Because he likes the feeling that he can slowly manage his own territory, develop his strength, and then conquer other forces.
Liu Hou's game lasted until midnight, and his stomach cramped, accompanied by a gurgling sound that pulled him back to reality from the game. It turned out that he hadn't eaten or drunk for most of the day, and he was so hungry that his stomach cramped was what he felt now.
With the intense feeling of hunger, his mind gradually cleared up. The things I experienced for most of the day gradually came to mind. He vaguely remembered that his girlfriend once said that he "can't support Adou, mud can't support the wall, waste wood, no progress, no interest...... With the memories of these keywords, he basically figured out what happened.
It turned out that his girlfriend thought that he had worked for a few years or a job of 5,000 yuan, and he couldn't see the prospect of development, so he found a middle-aged uncle who was doing business and dumped him.
"Hmph, what's the big deal, I don't look down on a woman like you who is greedy for vanity." Liu Hou thought fiercely. I soaked a bag of instant noodles and snorted and ate it. As a senior otaku, standard dick silk and instant noodles are a must-have in Liu Hou's family.
"Adou, Adou is actually not that bad." While thinking, he opened Du Niang's page and decided to check Adou's information. Not to mention, after a check, I found that Adou is actually not bad, and he is not an idiot as the world thinks. On the contrary, he should be a very shrewd person.
Even Zhuge Liang praised him as "the court is eighteen years old, gifted and benevolent, and corporal Amity." "If Adou is really an idiot, then isn't Zhuge Liang insinuating and sarcasm when he says this? Therefore, Adou should not be an idiot, at least his intelligence is normal, Zhuge Liang is not a sycophant minister, although it is not ruled out that Zhuge Liang deliberately defends him and exaggerates him, but he will definitely not be too dull.
Moreover, Adou succeeded to the throne at the age of 17 and reigned for 41 years, in addition to the help of Zhuge Liang in the previous 11 years, after Zhuge Liang's death, Shu Han also maintained nearly 30 years of rule. Even after Jiang Wan's death, Liu Chan went one step further to "self-take state affairs". appointed officials and knights, and asked Liu Chan to agree; Personnel appointments and dismissals must be agreed by Liu Chan; To send troops to conscript, Liu Chan must agree, and almost all major events must be agreed by Liu Chan. President Liu Chan was directly in charge of the Shu Han regime for 19 years.
Can this series of measures be thought of and done by an imbecile person? Liu Chan was also the longest-reigning of all monarchs during the Three Kingdoms period. Since ancient times, emperors have been short-lived, and even in Chinese history, there are not many who have reigned for more than 40 years, let alone in his turbulent era.
In a corner of Xishu, there are no unscrupulous ministers and famous generals inside, and there are strong enemies outside, and it can be maintained for nearly 30 years, which will not be something that an idiot monarch can do anyway.
After the death of Shu Han, Liu Chan moved to Luoyang, the capital of Wei State, and was named the Duke of Anle County. One day, when Sima Zhao set up a banquet to entertain Liu Chan, instructed him to play Shu music, and used singing and dancing to cheer up, the old ministers of Shu Han remembered the pain of losing their country, and they all hid their faces or bowed their heads and wept. Du Liu Chan is calm and calm, not sad.
When Sima Zhao saw it, he asked Liu Chan: "Does An Le Gong miss Shu?" ”
Liu Chan replied: "I am happy here, and I don't think about it." ”
When his old minister heard this, he said to him while he was going to the toilet: "Your Majesty, the next time Sima Zhaoruo asks the same thing again, you will first look at the top of the palace, then close your eyes for a while, and finally open your eyes and say very seriously: 'The grave of the ancestors is far away in Shudi, and I don't miss a day!'" In this way, Sima Zhao will be able to let His Majesty return to Shu. ”
After Liu Chan heard this, he kept it in mind. When the wine was half-drunk, Sima Zhao asked the same question again, and Liu Chan hurriedly taught him what Yin Zheng had taught him.
Sima Zhao heard this and said, "Hey, how does this seem like what Yin Zheng said?" ”
Liu Chan was amazed and said, "How do you know! ”
Sima Zhao and the ministers laughed. Sima Zhao saw that Liu Chan was so honest and loyal, and never doubted him again. Liu Chan spent the rest of his life happily in Luoyang in this way. And this is the origin of the allusion of Le Bu Shu.
Look, what a witty answer! Adou avoided death with a word, and even Sima Zhao, who "Sima Zhao's heart is known to passers-by", can be deceived, what a high realm it is. Sun Bin and Gou Jian need to eat and pretend to be crazy to save themselves, and Adou's level is simply incomparable.
After Liu Hou finished eating a bag of instant noodles, he found that although his hunger had eased, it was obviously not enough to fill his stomach. So, he got up and looked in the cupboard again, and found that there was no stock left at home.
The sage said that hunger is the first driving force. Helpless, driven by hunger, Liu Hou planned to go out overnight and go to the 24-hour convenience store at the corner of the street to buy 2 packs of instant noodles and come back to eat.
Walking on the deserted streets, Liu Hou was still full of Adou. "Hmph, say I'm Adou, Adou, you think it's so easy to do, I can really be Adou, I'll burn high incense."
He thought indignantly, "I became an emperor at the age of 17, and I have been an emperor for a total of 42 years, enjoying all the glory and wealth, and there is Zhuge Liang in the front, and Jiang Wan in the back to help deal with the government, I don't have to worry about state affairs, I have been eating, drinking, and having fun all day for 42 years, where to find such a good day." When he is old, he is old, he is retired, and Sima Zhao, the unjust head, is comfortably raised at the age of 65. ”
The lifespan of 65 years old is nothing in modern times, but in ancient times when life was scarce for 70 years, especially in the Three Kingdoms era when the average life expectancy was only about 20 years old, it was already quite long-lived.
"I don't know how many lifetimes of virtue it takes to be reincarnated and enjoy happiness like Adou." Liu Hou was thinking wildly as he walked on the sidewalk, and cars whizzed by him from time to time. Unlike the old traffic jams during the day, there are few vehicles and pedestrians on the road at night, so the speed is generally relatively fast.
As he approached the corner of the street, Liu Hou saw a fashionably dressed beauty staggering across the street on the other side of the street, looking obviously drunk. Although that beauty is very beautiful, with long hair fluttering, beautiful complexion, and delicate and convex figure, Liu Hou is very disdainful in his heart.
A woman, at midnight, was drunk and walking alone on the street, so that Liu Hou could not associate it in the direction of a good woman no matter what. At this moment, two dazzling lights shone through, accompanied by a long tire grinding sound of "squeak-yah-", and Liu Hou saw a fiery red sports car crashing into the woman in the middle of the road at high speed.
Liu Hou's head became blank with a "bang", adrenaline was secreted sharply, and his body involuntarily rushed out at the human limit speed that surpassed Liu Xiang, Lewis, and Phelps. (The reader weakly asks: Phelps doesn't seem to be running...... Author: uh...... )
Liu Hou only had time to push the woman hard, and the woman flew up, volleyed for 5 and a half weeks, fell to the side of the road, and screamed in pain. Liu Hou also flew up, and also volleyed for 5 and a half weeks, of course, he was hit by a car.
While he was still churning in the air, he felt his soul leave his body, because he saw that his body flew more than 10 meters, fell to the ground, and rolled forward for another 5 or 6 meters before stopping there without moving.
At that time, he thought, "It's over, it looks like I was hit and killed, why am I so stupid to run out?" ”
Then I thought, "Nanhai Xiaoyueyue was run over by two cars, and 18 passers-by turned a blind eye to passing by, which caused widespread heated discussions among netizens." I can be regarded as a heroic rescuer, I don't know if there will be information about me saving people on the Internet tomorrow, I don't know if I will become as famous as Xiao Yueyue. ”
"It's a pity that I shouldn't be able to see tomorrow's online news. Alas, my QQ, my Age of Empires, farewell. If there is a prefecture, it would be good to have Lord Yama, I saved people this time is considered a merit, there should be a reward, I don't know what reward will be given to me, is it enough to be reincarnated as an emperor in the next life? ”
Thinking about it, his consciousness began to blur, and before he could lose consciousness, he saw two figures, one black and one white, wearing pointed hats, approaching him.
The underworld is eerie everywhere, and in front of a large hall, rows of ghosts line up. In front of each procession is a small doorway in the main hall. The ghosts waited in an orderly manner, one by one entering the doorway in front of each team. A sign hung at one of the doorways, in white letters on a black background, that read "Courtroom No. 88". And in front of this courtroom, among the ghosts in line, Liu Hou was impressively listed.
In the courtroom, after Judge Lu finished dealing with a ghost, he shouted, "Next." Liu Hou's expression was blank, his movements were mechanical, and he entered the courtroom under the leadership of a ghost.
Judge Lu glanced at the ghost and said, "Liu Bantou, why are you on duty again today?" "Yes, Zhang Cheng's kid said that he made an appointment today, and he changed shifts with me." Liu Bantou arched his hand and replied. "Well, how was your harvest today?" Judge Lu obviously didn't want to dwell too much on this issue, so he immediately turned to the main topic.
Liu Bantou handed over a USB disk-like object, and said, "Our class has a total of 78 souls today, including 46 men and 32 women, I have sorted out all the information, Lord Lu, please take a look." Judge Lu took the USB drive and inserted it into an interface on the desktop, and a list appeared on the screen in front of him, "Oh, it's not bad." ”
Liu Bantou pointed at Liu Hou and said, "This is our first harvest today, he was hit by a car at 8 o'clock and died." He pointed to the first name on the list and said, "Here, his name is Liu Hou, and he has the same surname as me, hehe, I don't know if it's one of my descendants." ”
"Hehe, you Liu family have many descendants, after all, it is the surname of the emperor." Judge Lu stroked his beard and smiled, then tapped Liu Hou's name with his hand. "Let's see what bad things this grandson has done, and see what hell to condemn him to suffer." The screen displayed "Connecting to the Life and Death Book System, please ...... later" Soon, Liu Hou's information was called up.
Judge Lu looked at Liu Hou's biographical information:
Name: Hou Liu
Gender: Male
Date of birth: 8 August 1988 at 8:08 a.m
"Huh!" Seeing this, Judge Lu let out a soft cry in disbelief. "What's so strange?" Liu Bantou came over. Judge Lu pointed to the screen and said, "Look at his date of birth, such a strange birth date must be very human." "Uh-huh." Liu Bantou nodded yes.
Time of death: 00:08 on August 14, 2013
Cause of death: Hit by a car while saving a woman
Merit: First-class merit
"It turns out that he is still a meritorious person," said Judge Lu, "and it seems that he does not need to be sent to other hells to be punished." Liu Bantou also chimed in and said, "Well, it seems that this kid is lucky." ”
Then, they commented on Liu Hou's information while looking at it. After a while, I saw the last item:
Remarks: Ten generations of good people
Among them, the four words "Ten Good People" are red and constantly flashing.