Chapter 1: The Ten Good Men

After graduating from university, Liu Hou worked in a company with a monthly salary of 5,000 yuan, and his life was uneventful. Until one day, his girlfriend who had been dating for 3 years proposed to break up with him.

The moment his girlfriend proposed to break up, he was confused, and he didn't know what he said to his girlfriend in the end, and he didn't know how to get home from the date. When he got home, he habitually turned on his computer and started playing Age of Empires.

Liu Hou's game lasted until midnight, and his stomach cramped, accompanied by a gurgling sound that pulled him back to reality from the game. It turned out that he hadn't eaten or drunk for most of the day, and he was hungry.

With the intense feeling of hunger, his mind gradually cleared up. He vaguely remembered that when his girlfriend broke up, he said that he "can't support Adou, mud can't support the wall, waste wood, no progress, no interest...... With the memories of these keywords, he basically figured out what happened.

It turned out that his girlfriend thought that he had worked for a few years or a job of 5,000 yuan, and he couldn't see the prospect of development, so he found a middle-aged uncle who was doing business and dumped him.

"It's really an old-fashioned plot, how could it happen to me? Hmph, what's the big deal, I don't look down on a woman like you who is greedy for vanity. Liu Hou thought fiercely. I soaked a bag of instant noodles and snorted and ate it. As a senior otaku, standard dick silk and instant noodles are a must-have in Liu Hou's family.

"Adou is actually not that bad, right?" While thinking, he opened the browser and decided to check Adou's information. Not to mention, after a check, he found that Adou is not an idiot as the world thinks, and he is probably a very shrewd person.

Adou succeeded to the throne at the age of 17 and reigned for 42 years, the longest reigning of all monarchs during the Three Kingdoms period. In addition to Zhuge Liang's help in the previous 11 years, after Zhuge Liang's death, Shu Han also maintained his rule for nearly 30 years. Even after Jiang Wan's death, Liu Chan went further to "self-control state affairs" and directly took charge of the Shu Han regime for 19 years. In a corner of Xishu, there are no unscrupulous ministers and famous generals inside, and there are strong enemies outside, if you can do this, you won't be an idiot in any case.

After the death of Shu Han, Liu Chan moved to Luoyang, the capital of Wei State, and was named the Duke of Anle County. One day, Sima Zhao set up a banquet to entertain Liu Chan, instructed to play Shu music, and used singing and dancing to cheer up, and the old ministers of Shu Han remembered the pain of losing the country, and they all hid their faces or bowed their heads and wept. Du Liu Chan is calm and calm, not sad.

When Sima Zhao saw it, he asked Liu Chan: "Does An Le Gong miss Shu?" ”

Liu Chan replied: "I am happy here, and I don't think about it." ”

Sima Zhao saw that Liu Chan looked stupid, and never doubted him again. Liu Chan was able to spend the rest of his life happily in Luoyang. This is the origin of the allusion to "never miss the story".

Look, what a witty answer! Adou avoided death with a word, and even Sima Zhao, who "Sima Zhao's heart is known to passers-by", can be deceived, what a high realm it is. In contrast, Sun Bin and Gou Jian need to eat and pretend to be crazy to save themselves, and Adou's level with them is simply incomparable.

After Liu Hou finished eating a bag of instant noodles, he found that he was not full, so he got up and went to the cupboard to look for it, and found that there was no stock at home.

The sage said that hunger is the first driving force. Driven by hunger, Liu Hou decided to go out overnight and go to the 24-hour convenience store on the street to buy 2 more packs of instant noodles and come back to eat.

Walking on the deserted streets, there are cars whizzing by from time to time. Unlike the old traffic jams during the day, there are few vehicles and pedestrians on the road at night, so the speed is generally relatively fast.

Liu Hou is still full of Adou. "Hmph, say I'm Adou, if I can really be Adou, I'll burn high incense. I don't know how many lifetimes of virtue it takes to cast such a good tire. ”

When approaching the corner of the street, Liu Hou saw a fashionably dressed beauty staggering across the street across the street, looking at her obviously drunk. Suddenly, two dazzling lights shone through, accompanied by a long tire grinding sound, and Liu Hou saw a fiery red sports car crashing into the woman in the middle of the road at high speed.

Liu Hou's head became blank with a "bang", adrenaline was secreted sharply, and his body involuntarily rushed out at the human limit speed that surpassed Liu Xiang, Lewis, and Phelps. (The reader weakly asks: Phelps doesn't seem to be a runner...... Author: uh...... ）

Liu Hou only had time to push the woman hard, and the woman flew up, volleyed for 5 and a half weeks, fell to the side of the road, and screamed in pain. Liu Hou also flew up, and also volleyed for 5 and a half weeks, of course, he was hit by a car.

While he was still churning in the air, he felt his soul leave his body, and he saw his body fly more than 10 meters, fall to the ground, and roll forward for another 5 or 6 meters before stopping where it was motionless.

Liu Hou's head was surprisingly calm at this time, and what he thought of was: "Nanhai Xiaoyueyue was run over by two cars, and 18 passers-by turned a blind eye to passing by, which caused widespread heated discussions among netizens." I can't be regarded as a heroic rescuer, I don't know if there will be information about me saving people on the Internet tomorrow, I don't know if I will become as famous as Xiao Yueyue? ”

"It's a pity that I shouldn't be able to see tomorrow's online news. Alas, my QQ, my Age of Empires, farewell. If there is a prefecture, it would be good to have Lord Yama, I saved people this time is considered a merit, there should be a reward, I don't know what reward will be given to me, is it enough to be reincarnated as an emperor in the next life? ”

Thinking about it, his consciousness began to blur, and before he could lose consciousness, he saw two figures, one black and one white, wearing pointed hats, floating towards him.

The underworld is gloomy and gray everywhere. In a large hall hung with the plaque of "Ten Kings Palace", the ten halls of the Yama King are on the throne, they are: King Qin Guang, King Chujiang, Emperor Song, King of Guanguan, King of Yama, King of Equality, King Taishan, King of the City, King Bian Cheng, King of the Wheel.

Standing in two rows are the judges of each hall, Zhong Kui, black and white impermanence, bull head and horse face, Meng Po God and other god of the underworld. Liu Hou stood quietly in the center of the hall, looking indifferent.

"It is not difficult for a person to do good deeds, it is rare to do good deeds for a lifetime, and it is even more rare to die for ten lifetimes because of good deeds." I saw King Qin Guang, who was sitting in the middle of the Ten Halls of Yama, speak.

"Today's convening of this meeting is because there is a person who died for doing good deeds in the 10th life, and according to the regulations of the prefecture, the good people of the 10th generation can become immortals and become Buddhas. The matter is very high, so it is necessary for the ten halls of Yama to discuss and decide together. Judge Lu, you first introduce Liu Hou's situation to the emperors. ”

"Yes!" I saw a green-faced and red-bearded man with an extremely ugly appearance come out of the first two columns of the gods, saluted respectfully to the emperors, and then said:

"Name: Liu Hou

Gender: Male

Date of birth: 8 August 1988 at 8:08 a.m

Time of death: 00:08 on July 14, 2013

Cause of death: Hit by a car while saving a woman. ”

After a pause, he began to introduce the merits of Liu Hou's previous nine:

"In the ninth, during the three years of famine, he gave his only rations to an orphan, so that the orphan could survive while he starved to death."

"In the eighth life, during the Anti-Japanese War, he kept his mouth shut, did not betray his comrades, and was tortured by the Japanese to extract a confession and died."

"In the seventh century, in the early days of the Republic of China, when I participated in the patriotic student parade, I was suppressed by the warlords, and I fell on the female classmates I loved, and blocked the bullets for the female classmates."

"The Sixth, ...... during the Taiping Rebellion"

After Judge Lu finished speaking, after returning to his original position, King Qin Guang spoke again: "The merits of Liu Hou X are very clear, what objections do you have to this, if not, let him go to the Bodhisattva of the King of Jizo, and let the Bodhisattva make him a Buddha." ”

"Slow!" At this time, a loud voice sounded. Everyone looked up, and it turned out that it was King Chu Jiang who stopped him. "As we all know, becoming an immortal and becoming a Buddha must be flawless in virtue, although Liu Hou has merit in every life, but almost every life has a loss in virtue, although it is a small loss, but as an immortal and Buddha admired by all the people, it is not good."

"Oh? I don't know how he is virtuous? The King of Equality asked.

"Everyone, please see." As he spoke, King Chu Jiang's right hand swiped in the air, and a light curtain appeared out of thin air in the air. The light curtain shows some of Liu Hou's experiences in the 10th life. King Chu Jiang also explained along with the transformation of the picture:

"For example, in this life, he is addicted to games and abandons a woman." The light curtain shows the picture of Liu Hou breaking up with his girlfriend and playing games.

If Liu Hou could see this scene, he would definitely protest: "It seems that my brother is the one who was abandoned from the beginning to the end......"

"Let's look at it again, in the ninth life, when he was hungry, he stole a piece of sweet potato from the public field to eat."

Liu Hou was speechless: "This is also a loss of virtue......

"Let's see, in the eighth life, he used to bully local merchants with the pickets."

Liu Hou continued to wail in his heart: "That was during the period of being an underground party, I was doing undercover, in order to gain the trust of the enemy, and in order to penetrate the enemy's internal ......"

"Seventh," King Chu Jiang continued to chatter, "he once peeked at a woman changing clothes, the same woman who blocked bullets for her. ”

Liu Hou struggled powerlessly in his heart: "Wronged, it was inadvertently crashed into the room where she was changing clothes...... Unfortunately, no one could hear his inner justification.

After King Chu Jiang explained the reason for Liu Hou's loss of virtue in the 10th century, everyone suddenly realized that it was no wonder that this guy had accumulated so many lifetimes of merit, and every time he was still reincarnated in a small person, it turned out to be this reason.

In the end, after deliberation by the Ten Palaces of Yama, it was believed that although Liu Hou was not qualified to become an immortal and a Buddha, he was still qualified to be reincarnated as an emperor or the richest man in the world with a second-class reward.

"Now that society is different, we also have to keep pace with the times, and if we want to talk about ghost rights, we still respect the wishes of the person concerned and see what he thinks." The City King also chimed in.

"Reasonable." King Qin Guang said, "Judge Lu, you come." ”

"Yes!" So, Judge Lu walked out of the group of pluto gods again, flipped through the tablet-like device in his hand.

"Returning to the emperors, according to the monitoring results of the ghost who was responsible for detaining the soul at the scene when Liu Hou died, the two keywords 'emperor' and 'Adou' reacted the most strongly in Liu Hou's thoughts before his death."

Then let's do it as such, King Qin Guang made a final decision and ended the meeting.