Chapter 12 Rogue Zhang Fei

At first, Zhang Fei didn't believe Liu Hou's statement that Mrs. Sun ambushed female soldiers to be unfavorable to Liu Bei, thinking that he was a child talking nonsense. Later, Liu Hou swore an oath, saying that he had just heard what those female soldiers said in the backyard, and if you don't believe it, you also sneaked to the backyard to see, those female soldiers not only wore armor and armor, but also held swords and guns. Where does anyone still dress up like this at a wedding, isn't this a clear ill-intention?

Zhang Fei was simple-minded, and he was skeptical when he heard Liu Hou say this. He also knew that his nephew had been very intelligent and precocious since the Nagasakapo incident, and he didn't look like he was talking nonsense. On second thought, there were indeed more than 100 heavily armed female soldiers in the send-off procession. So, he left the jar and crept into the backyard.

The generals who were caught drinking by him were relieved to see him leave the table, and just took the opportunity to eat something and take a breather, but they didn't care what he slipped away for.

Zhang Fei and Liu Hou quietly came to the door of the backyard, and Liu Hou pointed to the backyard and motioned for him to take a look. Zhang Fei poked his black head into the backyard to see that his eyes were full of female soldiers wearing armor and holding swords and guns.

In ancient times, men and women did not sit at the same table, although these female soldiers were dressed as soldiers, but after all, they were women, Liu Bei set up more than a dozen tables in the backyard, and let them have a banquet in the backyard, but fortunately, the backyard was big enough to accommodate them. They are disciplined and do not drink, so now that they have finished eating, they have withdrawn from the banquet, and are moving their hands and feet in twos and threes.

Some of the swords, guns, swords, and halberds were placed on the ground, and some of them were held in their hands, and they had just finished eating, and they were not suitable for vigorous exercise. In Liu Hou's eyes, a group of warblers and warblers in military uniforms are very eye-catching, and they have the charm of uniform temptation.

However, in Zhang Fei's eyes, there is no taste of pity and cherishing jade at all. His eyes stared at the armor and weapons of these female soldiers, and his eyes showed a fierce light. Liu Hou saw his expression, which was on the verge of exploding, and thought, no! Immediately pull the corner of his clothes, pout to him, and make an expression of following me.

Zhang Feiqiang suppressed his anger, stayed away from the backyard with Liu Hou, and found a corner to talk. Before Liu Hou could speak, Zhang Fei had already stared at a pair of bull's eyes and spoke: "Ahhhh Let me go in and tear her in half. ”

Liu Hou's sweat, if I change my name to Liu Khan like this, this third uncle is really impulsive, and he will surprise me into a big sweat at every turn. "Third uncle, don't be impatient, listen to me."

Seeing Zhang Fei put away a pair of bull's eyes, Liu Houcai said: "Third uncle, she is your sister-in-law after all, you can't be unreasonable to her." ”

"What about sister-in-law? Dare to be unfavorable to my eldest brother, I still tore her alive. ”

"Uh......" Liu Hou felt that he couldn't reason with this barbarian, so he simply went straight to the topic.

"Third uncle, listen to me, I have a good idea to clean her up."

"Little Adou, didn't you let me touch her? So how do you clean her up? ”

"Don't worry, I'm not asking you to clean her up, you just need to lure those female soldiers away, of course your sister-in-law will be cleaned up by your eldest brother." Liu Hou became sweaty again, do you really think that sworn brothers who are blessed and share hardships can help others clean up their wives?

Then, Liu Hou asked Zhang Fei to bow his head, and whispered to him in detail, Zhang Fei listened, and his eyes widened again.

"This, this is okay? Little Adou, your idea is too shameless. ”

"What's wrong with this, this method is easy to keep and use, it depends on whether you are willing to sacrifice your hue for the happiness of your brother, third uncle." Liu Hou knew that this guy was not provoked, so he used the agitation strategy.

"Needless to say, back then, our three brothers Taoyuan swore that they would not be born on the same day and month of the same year, but for the same day of the same year, but for the same day of the same year, the same month and the same day, and they would be blessed and enjoy the same hardships, and go up the knife mountain and down the sea of fire......" Zhang Fei slammed his chest, and was about to talk about it at length.

Liu Hou hurriedly stopped, "Third uncle, third uncle, I have heard about your glorious deeds hundreds of times, and now that time is pressing, it will be too late to act according to the plan." ”

"Okay, I'll go get ready now." After speaking, Zhang Fei kicked away.

Not long after, reckless Zhang Fei, who was full of alcohol, appeared in the backyard with a jar of wine in his hand and eight drunken steps on his feet.

That's right, Liu Hou's ghost idea is actually very simple, that is, to let Zhang Fei come to sell alcohol and play hooligans, the purpose is to force these female soldiers away.

After resting, the hundreds of female soldiers were forming a formation, lined up on both sides of the door of the new house, and suddenly saw a big black man break in, and they were all startled.

As soon as Zhang Fei came in, he was the first to say: "Haha, I am Yan Zhang Yide, guests, drink, drink, drink!" Zhang Fei deliberately shouted with all his strength, and the female soldiers in the courtyard were so frightened that their livers fluttered. Imagine, when Changban Slope, Zhang Fei could scare off Cao Bing with a broken drink, which shows its might, how can these female soldiers stand it, they will stagger all of a sudden, and the queue that is about to form will immediately be chaotic.

Without waiting for those female soldiers to react, Zhang Fei rushed into the team, hugged him left and right, caught one, and poured wine into people's mouths, and said: "Brother, my eldest brother has a good day today, drink more." ”；“ I'm happy tonight, grandpa, everyone is not drunk and homeless. ”；“ Come on, brothers, you don't have to stand guard today, I respect you......"

The animal pretended to treat these female soldiers for male soldiers. Who wants them to wear armor, hold swords and guns, a drunk, and it is understandable that they missee the gender. When the time comes, you can't sue people if you want to play hooligans and molest women, people think you are men. If you want to blame yourself, you can only blame yourself for dressing up as a man......

Zhang Fei was like a tiger entering a flock of sheep, and the female soldiers dodged everywhere, and where could they hide from Zhang Fei. Zhang Fei is known as the first level of the army to take the first level, such as probing the bag to take things, but it is not covered. Fighting for half a life, not only ordinary sergeants can't stop him, even if they are famous generals in the world, there are few opponents, these delicate female soldiers, usually practice more fancy boxing and embroidered legs, never go through the battle formation, how can they stop Zhang Fei?

Liu Hou found a corner, climbed a tree stump, sat on it and watched the show with relish, and almost took a bag of popcorn in his hand. Seeing Zhang Fei rushing left and right in the group of female soldiers, the female soldiers were overwhelmed, and the wolves were rushing, Liu Hou seemed to see the scene of Gargamel and Azi Cat breaking into the Smurfs Village, and the more he watched, the more interesting he felt.

None of these female soldiers dared to draw their swords and use weapons against Zhang Fei, because Zhang Fei had been in the world for many years, and he was famous, and they followed Sun Shangxiang, the little master who likes martial arts, but they had heard the name of this famous general in the world, and they were naturally a little weaker psychologically, plus, this is also the third brother of the uncle, in this class society, Zhang Fei is undoubtedly the ruling class, they are the ruling class, therefore, no one has the courage to resist, so they can only let Zhang Fei ravage.

Zhang Fei made a fuss, and when he saw that although these female soldiers were in a mess, no one had withdrawn from the backyard, and he couldn't help but feel anxious. I thought to myself, "Do you really have to use that trick?" Alas, for the sake of my brother, I can only sacrifice my hue, this little Adou, how can I make such a bad move, I already knew to ask the military advisor to see if there are any upright tricks. ”

After thinking about it, Zhang Fei poured a sip of wine, threw down the wine jar, and yelled: "Grandpa is hot to death, why do you sweat violently after drinking this wine, wait for me to take off my clothes and drink again." After saying that, he went to untie his shirt, and soon his hairy chest was exposed.

All the female soldiers were ashamed, some covered their faces with their hands, some lowered their heads, and some turned their heads, but without exception - either through their fingers, or turned their heads, or raised their heads slightly to peek at Zhang Fei's majestic body. It turns out that these female soldiers are in the barracks all day long, and there are many rude men in the barracks, and they can often see the naked upper body of the soldier swaying in front of their eyes.

Zhang Fei saw the reaction of these female soldiers, and his heart was half cold, "Alas, I really have to use the trick taught by Xiao Adou!" Will I still have the face to see people in the future? ”

Zhang Fei seems to be rude, but in fact, he is coarse and fine, he pretends to be drunk and reckless, rushing left and right in the courtyard, but he is actually very sober. At this time, seeing that those female soldiers still refused to leave the backyard, he sighed in his heart and decided to make a final move.

I saw him shouting again and said, "Grandpa drank too much today, suffocated grandpa, grandpa is going to pee." Anyway, he made a gesture to untie his belt, of course, he did it very slowly.

At this moment, the female soldiers were in an uproar, some of them couldn't help it and ran out of the compound, and some of them still stood still before they reacted or were stunned.

Zhang Fei couldn't, so he had to stumble over these female soldiers, and wherever there were female soldiers standing still, he continued to untie his belt while walking, and said in his mouth; "I want to be convenient, suffocate me, I'm going to pee here." In the end, he even made a move to dig out the guy.

At this time, the female soldiers were really frightened and left, and they all avoided it, and they all ran out of the yard after scolding "hooligans" or "obscene". After Zhang Fei went back and forth in the yard for two rounds, the whole yard was finally quiet.

Zhang Fei raised his eyes and saw that Liu Hou was left in the courtyard, dangling his feet on a wooden stake in a corner to watch the excitement. Liu Hou gave him a thumbs up and smiled knowingly. Zhang Fei also grinned at him, and Liu Hou was so frightened by his smile that he almost didn't fall off the stake.

Liu Hou stabilized his figure, climbed down from the stake, and walked to Zhang Fei, Zhang Fei said: "Stinky boy, your bad tricks are really obscene, this matter spreads, and my reputation has been ruined by you." ”

Liu Hou had no choice but to pat him on the back: "How come, if you know about this, you will definitely praise the third uncle, you are a really righteous man, and you are willing to sacrifice your reputation for the lifelong happiness of your brother." Compared with those two-ribbed knives, the upper knife mountain and the lower sea of fire are much stronger. You will definitely leave a name in history, and in the future, your glorious deeds will be written into the history books and recited through the ages. ”

"Really? Am I that good? Hehe! Zhang Fei touched the back of his head, revealing a scared look. Liu Hou looked at the chill for a while, and hurriedly said: "Third uncle, please work hard, wait outside the door of the backyard, and don't let those Mulan enter the backyard and disturb your brother's cave room." ”

"Oh, oh, yes, yes, but who's Mulan?"

"Uh, this, this, that's those female soldiers, when I overheard them say that they wanted to kill your brother, I seemed to hear one of them named Mulan, but they spoke with a strong Dongwu accent, I don't know if I heard it wrong." Liu Hou hurriedly explained for himself for a while.

Fortunately, Zhang Fei didn't suspect him, and went straight to where he was guarding outside the doorway, and those female soldiers were probing their brains in the distance, and when they saw Zhang Fei, a fierce general, naked and wandering around the doorway in the backyard, no one dared to come forward to disturb.