Chapter 21 Say goodbye to the days of chrysanthemums

Liu Hou rode back gracefully on the shoulders of a female soldier. With the repeated victories in the battles commanded by Liu Hou, Liu Hou's image in the minds of these female soldiers has gradually changed. From the original disdain and doubt, I gradually began to believe. Therefore, even after the battle is over, Liu Hou no longer needs to sit on the shoulders of female soldiers to command, but those female soldiers are still happy to carry Liu Hou.

In line with the principle that it is a bastard to take advantage of it, seeing that those female soldiers did not object, Liu Hou of course died on their shoulders. Although they sweated profusely after a day of combat training, it was also fragrant sweat, Liu Hou was mixed in among them, intoxicated by the strong smell of fragrant sweat, condescendingly looked in from the neckline, one by one the snow-white peaks loomed, holding the head and neck of the female soldier under the crotch with both hands, and always rubbing against a certain part as the female soldier walked. It's so refreshing!

After Liu Hou returned to the backyard, he saw Ge Xuan waiting at the door at a glance. Ge Xuan was about to call Zuo Ci, but was stopped by Liu Hou.

Liu Hou asked Ge Xuan what he was doing here, and learned that Zuo Ci asked him to wait here for him to come back. Liu Hou thought that Zuo Ci had succeeded in making up something somewhere, so he temporarily dismissed the idea of taking a hot bath first, and followed Ge Xuan to Zuo Ci's alchemy room, wanting to see what good things he had made.

As soon as he entered the alchemy room, Liu Hou saw the ropes pulled horizontally and vertically in the room and the "yellow skins" hanging on them. Of course, Liu Hou knew the goods, he was very happy, and he held his hands and pointed to the "yellow skin" on the top of his head, and asked Ge Xuan to quickly bring it to him and take a look.

Liu Hou took the "yellow skin" handed over by Ge Xuan and touched it, looked at it, and was so happy in his heart, this is the straw paper, the same as the straw paper in his impression, and thought, this is good, finally no longer have to use that damn bamboo chip to cut the chrysanthemum painfully.

"Haha......" Liu Hou laughed heartily, holding straw paper in one hand and dancing there, "Ge Xuan, hurry, hurry, help me put all the straw paper away." ”

"Papyrus? What papyrus? Oh? Is that it? Ge Xuan suddenly realized when he saw what Liu Hou was pointing to, and hurriedly put down those "yellow skins" one by one.

Zuo Ci was inexplicable, although he seemed to be very happy when he saw Liu Hou, he still had to come out to show his posture: "Master, the apprentice is incompetent, and he is ashamed of his master's teachings when he makes such a rough and unbearable thing." Please punish the master. ”

It's rare for this little old man to be so modest, Liu Hou is also very inexplicable, and said, "What is the punishment?" This is very well done, this is straw paper, haha, I didn't expect you to make straw paper so quickly, and my pp will be comfortable in the future. ”

"This ...... Papyrus? That's right, it's made of grass according to what the master said, and it's like paper, but it's rough and there are small burrs on the surface, which is really useless. Compared with Caihou paper, it is simply a heaven and an underground. Xiaodao is really ashamed. ”

"It's useless, but it can be used for a small time, haha, there's no problem with this one to wipe PP." Liu Houke doesn't care whether this paper can be used for writing and printing, and now the top priority is to solve some problems in life. He was accustomed to living a comfortable life in modern civilized society, and when he came to this era, he simply felt wild, and many things in daily life were primitive and rough beyond his imagination.

Even going to the toilet can make him miserable and even frightened. In order to live a happy life, Liu Hou had to work hard to get some things out of modern civilization. Now that the problem of chrysanthemums has finally been solved, Liu Hou couldn't help but hum Dong Chou's song happily: "Chrysanthemums are left, the ground is full of frost, and your smile has turned yellow......"

"Master, although your tune is a little weird, it's quite good. As for the chrysanthemums, they are blooming brilliantly now, and it is not yet time for the flowers to fail, how do you say that the chrysanthemums are left......

"Hehe, you don't understand." Liu Hou didn't care about him, just smirked while folding the straw paper that Ge Xuan had picked up in half and folding it in half, folding it into a square, and then tying it into a bundle with a rope to take it in.

"Teacher, please, this rough ...... What is the use of straw paper? Zuo Ci saw that Liu Hou didn't seem to be joking, as if this straw paper was really useful, so he humbly asked for advice.

"Hehe, this thing is very useful. The biggest use is to wipe pp. ”

"May I ask the master, what is rubbing pp?"

"It's just that after going to the toilet, use this instead of using the toilet chip." Liu Hou said angrily, hmph, I want to explain these filthy things so clearly.

"Uh......" Zuo Ci was stunned for a moment, and after thinking about it, he suddenly realized.

"The master is really talented, he can think of such a wonderful method, although this straw paper is much rougher than Cai Hou paper, but compared to the toilet chip, it is undoubtedly soft and abnormal, and has the characteristics of water absorption, and it is better to wipe the stain with it." Zuo Ci was also so excited that his face turned red.

"Hehe, it's better to use it this way." As he spoke, Liu Hou rubbed a piece of straw paper a few times and made it crumple. "This increases the contact area and can be wiped cleaner."

"Wonderful, wonderful." Zuo Ci stroked the beard and praised lightly.

"You can make more in the future, so that everyone can use it, oh, by the way, how much does it cost to make this straw paper?" Liu Hou asked, as a modern person, no matter what project he does, he is very concerned about cost and output.

"Oh, oh, this straw paper, according to the master, the main raw material is hay, which is collected in the wild, and lime, which is also fired from stones on the mountain, so basically it doesn't cost anything."

Liu Hou was speechless for a while, he knew what the cost of talking to this old Taoist was to play the piano to the cow. This old man doesn't know how to calculate the cost, and the manpower to collect grass and dig stones is not a cost? Isn't the fuel for burning lime and boiling pulp cost? It seems that we need to find time to give this veteran a good cost accounting lesson.

What Liu Hou didn't understand was that the environment had not been destroyed in this era, and natural resources were still abundant, and all of the above qiē could be obtained in nature. So in the end, it's the cost of manpower. However, in this era of treating people as human beings, the cost of labor is almost negligible. The slave is the private property of the master, and he can call as he likes, and the so-called cost is basically to give a full meal, and in many cases there is no full food. How many people in the old society can eat enough? Especially in this war-torn era, it is a blessing to have a stutter and not be starved to death.

"Oh, by the way, all these realities of yours, you have to develop a good habit of recording, not only the successful methods, but also the failures. Keep a detailed record of each of your attempts, what ingredients you used, what the steps were, and what results you finally obtained. Liu Hou commanded.

Seeing that Liu Hou said strictly, Zuo Ci also solemnly said: "Yes, master, but what the apprentice doesn't understand is why the examples of failure have to be recorded." Although he was puzzled, if Liu Hou insisted, he would still implement it meticulously, because at this time, his admiration for Liu Hou was already like a surging river.

"It's very simple, because these attempts will become a precious treasure for mankind in the future. Think about it, after you have tried a certain path and failed, the future people will not have to try to do it again, and the later people will not take a lot of detours? Or, one of your methods will result in something that you can't find out what it does now, but people in the future, who are wiser, or more knowledgeable, may find some clues from your records and invent something else. Therefore, you are a pioneer, you are a grandfather, you are a grandmaster, and you will be admired by all the people of future generations. Of course, the premise is that you should record all your valuable experiences for future generations. ”

For this point, Liu Hou could only take the trouble to explain it to him. How many great inventions and creations in ancient China have been annihilated in the long river of history. There are many reasons for this, and a large part of them is that the ancients did not have the habit of recording real skills, and there was a narrow mind that the stunts were not passed on. Just imagine, Lu Ban invented so many things, there are birds that can fly in the sky, and there are people who can dance, but after he died, no one could build them for thousands of years. If he had left drawings and notes of his work, there would have been descendants who would have been able to reconstruct his invention based on these records.

Liu Hou not only did not want to leave such regrets to history, but he also wanted to spread the scientific and technological civilization to all corners of the Chinese nation to the greatest extent, and not let China's thousand-year-old scientific and technological development stagnate. And this should start by helping these people develop good habits, and then establish a sound security system, and even slowly change the social atmosphere. None of this happens overnight.

"Justified, justified. The master's mind is really broad. Zuo Ci was so happy that Liu Hou was a grandfather on the left and a grandmaster on the right.

Liu Hou rolled his eyes in his heart, "Your breasts are big, and your whole family has big breasts." ”

"By the way, I have told Liu Bei, oh, that is, my cheap father, and asked him to find you more people to help. You usually leave the chores to them, and I have a lot of research projects for you to do. Zuo Ci didn't care at all about Liu Hou's rebellious calling Liu Bei's name, because he had already decided in his heart that Liu Hou was an immortal, and his status was incomparable.

"However, master, it may be inconvenient to come to so many idle people. First, they are afraid of exposing the actual relationship between you and me; Second, I am afraid of leaking our immortal arts, if it is obtained by the villains, I am afraid it will not be good. Zuo Ci couldn't help but express the doubts in his heart.

Liu Hou originally wanted to criticize him, saying that he was narrow-minded and self-cherishing. But when I heard him say that he was "afraid that it will be obtained by the gangsters", I thought in my heart, and it is also true, before we have unified the world, if our advanced technology is obtained by the enemy country, then the advantage on which we rely will be gone. Especially military technology such as gunpowder is the biggest support for dominating the world in the future, so you can't be careless.

"Well, there's some truth to what you're saying, but we can't choke on food and cut our feet. That's it, people still want it, but there are a few points to pay attention to in the future, one is that you don't call me master anymore, no matter who is before or after, you will always call me Xiaogongzi. Make it a habit not to accidentally slip out of your mouth. ”

"Yes, master." Zuo Ci didn't have any opinion on this, after all, it had already been discussed last time.

"Huh? Don't remember again? ”

"Yes, little boy, I remember."

"Well, the second is that when I teach you and Ge Xuan knowledge in the future, try to find a place where no one is."

"Yes, boy." Zuo Ci has no objection to this article.

"The third is that you ask Liu Bei to try to find some reliable and loyal people to come over. And make them swear that they will not divulge our technology without permission. For some important technologies that involve military secrets, it is best to exercise military control. That is, to use the army to control these people and prevent them from coming into contact with outsiders. ”

Liu Hou was also very helpless about the means of infringing on the rights of the people by taking military control. Now that the world is in chaos, if "big killing weapons" such as gunpowder are leaked out, not only will it not be beneficial to the current situation, but it will lead to the destruction of life and soul in a greater way. Liu Houke knew that during World War I and World War II, the number of casualties caused by the application of a large number of new weapons was terrible.

More advanced weapons will only bring higher killing efficiency, not world peace. After more than 20 years of war, the Han population has decreased dramatically, and Liu Hou does not want to bring another catastrophe to the Han people because of his own negligence. It is still worth exchanging the rights of a few people and self-you for the lives of tens of millions of people, not to mention, in the Three Kingdoms era, does anyone understand what people are and self-you?