Chapter 6

Just as the seven generals were discussing how to attack from several directions at the same time, who was responsible for attacking in that direction, who was in charge of the second echelon, and who was responsible for supporting in the rear, a cough was suddenly heard. They couldn't help but be stunned and looked up at the source of the cough.

I saw a young man in a white robe standing up in the middle of the earthen wall, although this young man was almost as tall as an adult's ears, but his face was childish, and he was still a child at first glance. I saw that this young man had a face like a crown of jade, eyes like stars, red lips and white teeth, although he had not yet reached the age of the crown, he was wearing a golden crown, which gave the generals of Dongwu a strange feeling.

The young man was Liu Hou, he found a vantage point (of course, it was conducive to escaping), stood in a relatively high place on the earthen wall, and two soldiers immediately ran out on both sides, and put the two tower shields in front of Liu Hou, revealing only a head and a golden crown of hair on the top of the head. It shows that his fear of death is at the level of a grandmaster.

The coughing sound was made by Liu Hou, and he remembered that those leaders in later generations usually had an old-fashioned procedure when they spoke, that is, they coughed twice first to attract people's attention. Sure enough, the generals of Eastern Wu stopped discussing the attack plan, and 7 people and 14 eyes looked at Liu Hou in unison.

Liu Hou pondered for a moment, imagining that he was a superstar at a concert - he had found a feeling, and was about to start his first solo show in history. This is Liu Hou's debut work, like the first cry of the yellow warbler, and like a thunderbolt on a sunny day, it will definitely shake China and affect the course of history.

Just when the Seven Generals of Eastern Wu didn't know what this kid was doing and was about to attack as planned, Liu Hou took out a big horn rolled into copper skin. This copper horn is rolled into a funnel shape with a thin copper skin, one end is large, the other is small, and it can only play a simple role in concentrating sound, not a megaphone for later generations.

Everyone didn't know what this weird copper funnel did, but Liu Hou brought the small end of the big horn to his mouth and yelled, "Hello! everbody！ Big Coffee Hao! (Cantonese accent, everyone's good meaning)"

Everyone was stunned, and there were 30,000 people crowded on the scene, and they suddenly became silent, and after a while, there was a buzzing sound again. The content of everyone's discussion is, is this guy suffering from madness or where did he come from, is this the words of the barbarian tribe? Why can't you understand a word?

Liu Hou was very disappointed when he saw Wu Bing's reaction below, why wasn't it cheering? Why is the response so unenthusiastic? Feelings: This guy really thinks he's in a concert?

"Are you all there? Dear Soochow generals, welcome! Welcome to Jingzhou City! On behalf of CELSI TV, TVB, MPV, I welcome you! ”

At this moment, the buzzing discussion just now quieted down again, and everyone looked at Liu Hou with idiotic eyes, and they finally determined that this must be a madman, an out-and-out madman.

"Okay, let's be quiet, now we will start the roll call, who is that, who is that, has that Zhou Yu arrived...... Is that yellow cover there...... Is that Lu Su there...... Oh, and that Lu Meng and Lu Xun have not ......arrived?"

Liu Hou doesn't remember who led the troops to attack Jingzhou in "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", anyway, he was talking nonsense, just now he said that Biquge was www.biquge.info name, just thinking about who is in Dongwu? The first thing that comes to mind is of course Zhou Yu, the Battle of Chibi made Zhou Yu, "Lupine scarf, the canopy is in ashes", when it comes to the most impressive figure in Eastern Wu, Zhou Yu undoubtedly recognizes the second, and no one dares to recognize the first.

Thinking of Zhou Yu, he remembered another remark: "Zhou Yu beats Huang Gai - one is willing to fight, and the other is willing to suffer." So he also said Huang Gai by the way. At the same time, I also remembered that Lu Su, a character who also appeared frequently in the Battle of Chibi, completely ignored the fact that these three people had already passed away, if they really appeared here, I don't know if Liu Hou would be scared to death.

The Eastern Wu soldiers below were even more stunned, and their mouths opened into an O-shape in surprise, and they were even more sure that this young man was a madman. Some people even secretly feel pity in their hearts, but it's a pity that this young man has a good skin, but he is a person with an unsound mind. It's just that why can a madman stand between two armies and say crazy things?

"Okay, it's all here, raise your hand if you don't arrive-" Regardless of the fact that no one responded to him, Liu Hou continued to talk to himself.

It's a pity that his black humor also didn't get any response, neither applause nor boos, and everyone still looked at him as an idiot.

"Okay, after the roll call, no one raised their hand, proving that everyone has arrived. Now that everyone has arrived, let's introduce myself first, my name is Liu Chan, nicknamed Adou, you can call me Xiao Liu, or Xiao Chan. Xiao is the small of Xiao Li Feidao, Liu is Liu Bang's Liu, that's right, Liu Bang is my grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather......"

Even the people in Liu Hou's camp felt that Liu Hou's words were a bit frivolous. In fact, Liu Hou is usually very calm, giving people the feeling of being young and old, this time I don't know why, maybe it is in the rules of life in Chengdu for too long, maybe it is a big stone that has been pressed in his heart for a long time, and now he is about to be completely solved, and his heart is relaxed, so he made such a frivolous move today.

"Eh, who are you? What are you kid making noise here? Hurry up and go down to the uncle. Finally, someone couldn't bear it anymore, couldn't bear Liu Hou's chatter, and shouted and scolded. The scolder was Zhou Tai, and I saw him raise his big knife and point at Liu Hou and shout loudly.

Its sound was like rolling thunder, rumbling far away, although Liu Hou had tried his best to roar loudly, and also used the amplification effect of the copper speaker, but the volume was at least two orders of magnitude worse than Zhou Tai.

"Shrimp? You don't know me, do you? Liu Hou pointed to his nose and asked in surprise. He automatically ignored Zhou Tai's words scolding him later, and only grabbed the previous sentence "Who are you?" to answer.

I have been performing so hard for so long, it is rare that someone finally has a reaction, and Liu Hou certainly doesn't plan to let it go like this. Today he saw that the treacherous plan succeeded, and he was in a good mood, although he didn't sleep for a day and a night, but his spirit was very excited, so it was rare to make a joke here and make fun of the Eastern Wu soldiers.

"I know you're a mouse. Bunny, get out of here, or I'll teach you a lesson on your father's behalf and spank your ass until it blooms. Zhou Tai replied.

"Haha!" Liu Hou laughed wildly first. "Do you know my father?" Then he jumped up: "My dad is Li Gang, oh, no, no, no, it's wrong, my dad is Liu Bei." ”

finally said this famous spelling dad quote in later generations. In other words, it's also very cool to have the opportunity to fight for your father, isn't it?

"Liu Bei-" Zhou Tai couldn't help but shrink his pupils when he heard this name. Uncle Liu Huang has been in exile for decades (in fact, he has been in exile for decades), and he has experienced only a lot more battles than himself, and now he has laid a huge territory, the master of one-third of the world. Such a hero is not at the same level as himself, so although Zhou Tai is also a wild person, he does not lack respect for a hero of Liu Bei's level.

"Liu Bei, the king of Hanzhong, so you are the prince of the king of Hanzhong?" Zhou Tai asked.

“bingo！ That's right, I'm Liu Chan, the prince of Hanzhong, how about it? You didn't expect me to be so handsome, right? I'm a typical rich and handsome, second-generation official. How about you mess with me in the future? ”

Zhou Tai basically didn't understand Liu Hou's incoherent words, but he vaguely guessed the fact that the other party was admitting the fact that he was the prince of Hanzhong. This conclusion not only surprised Zhou Tai, but also the generals of Eastern Wu who had a little brain:

Their intelligence showed that there were few defenders in Jingzhou, and the main general would be Pan Jun, and there was no prince of Hanzhong at all. Now that Liu Chan is here, what does this mean? Could it be that your own plan has already been discovered? Is this world here to set a trap for them to fall into?

If he didn't have a full certainty of victory, it is estimated that Liu Bei would not put his son in this dangerous place. Could it be that the appearance of this prince in this place is because the Shu army has already designed a poisonous plan and has already won the battle, so send a prince to gild and get credit?

I thought I had a plan this time, but now I am obviously in a plan, so isn't I in danger now? Will you be able to escape?

In an instant, everyone turned a lot of thoughts, and a feeling of bad feelings was quietly spreading.

"Since it is the prince of Hanzhong in person, Zhu Ran is polite." At this time, Zhu Ran, who was more intelligent among the 7 Wu generals, clasped his fists and saluted Liu Hou, and said, "I don't know if the son of the world is here, what is the matter?" ”

Zhu Ran, the word Yifeng, recommended him as his successor after Lu Meng's death, and it is not a simple person who can be the governor of Eastern Wu, it can be seen that this Zhu Ran is also a wise and brave person.

Because of Zuo Ci's relationship, Liu Hou also had a certain reputation in Dongwu, and everyone knew that Zuo Xianren, who had a glimpse of the heavens, took a fancy to this little boy and accepted him as an apprentice and taught him carefully. So Zhu Ran didn't dare to underestimate Liu Hou.

"Huh!" Liu Hou raised his head and laughed again, and then said, "Then I don't know what you're doing here?" Is it here to drink the joyful wine? I didn't give you an invitation. Hehe! ”

Zhu Ran wanted to knock on the side to see if Liu Hou appeared here if there was any conspiracy, but Liu Hou ridiculed them for plotting against them uninvited.

"This Jingzhou was originally lent to Uncle Liu Huang by my father-in-law for a temporary stay, and the two sides agreed that after Uncle Liu Huang took Xishu, Jingzhou would be returned to our Dongwu. Now that Uncle Liu Huang has taken down Xishu for many years, what's wrong with us coming over to collect Jingzhou? "This Zhu Ran, as the next Grand Governor, still has some verbal skills.

"First, back then, my father only borrowed Nanjun from Dongwu, but after getting Shuchuan, he had returned the two counties of Changsha and Guiyang to Sun Quan, and exchanged the land of the two counties for a county. Second, you also said that my father is Uncle Liuhuang, since ancient times, the whole world is not the king's land, and the shore of the land is not the king's minister, this Han is the world of the Liu family, and my father is the emperor's uncle, so what's wrong with governing Jingzhou on behalf of the royal family. Wouldn't it be right for you foreigners to occupy these places, but it doesn't make sense for us royal people to govern? ”

"This ......" At this moment, Zhu Ran was speechless, and what Liu Hou said was basically the truth. There is a saying in later generations: Liu Bei borrowed Jingzhou - there is a loan but there is no return. Liu Bei seems to be a villain who does not believe in his words, and he does not repay the borrowed things, in fact, later generations have misunderstood Liu Bei, Liu Bei not only repaid, but also overpaid, borrowed one county to repay two counties, and the wealth of these two counties is no worse than the borrowed Nanjun. It can be said that Liu Bei borrowed a loan shark, and even repaid the principal with interest, but in the end, he fell into such an eternal infamy, which was really wronged to his grandmother's family.

After Liu Hou came to this era, after learning about this history, his impression of Liu Bei changed a lot, after all, Liu Bei usually pays attention to his reputation when dealing with people, and he will never do things like borrowing things and not paying them back, so that he can give himself a handle.

And the second half of what Liu Hou said is not unreasonable, the Han Dynasty has ruled this land for more than 400 years after the Eastern and Western Han Dynasty, and the concept of the common people is deeply rooted, and the Liu family is the orthodoxy of the world. The fight for people surnamed Liu is still an internal matter of their own family, and no matter how nice you say it is when you have a foreign surname, you can't escape the two big words "rebellion".

Although Zhu Ran is also brave and resourceful, how can he compare to Liu Hou, a human being who has been affected by modern information. Liu Hou grabbed the key point in three or two clicks, and he was so refuted that he had nothing to say.