Chapter 16: Zhao Yun vs. Vulture (I)

Chapter 16: Zhao Yun vs Vulture Bone (I)

As mentioned last time, Liu Hou blocked the vine armor army in the Snake Valley, intending to persuade the vulture bone, who knew that he asked Fei Yi to write a speech to persuade the surrender of the text, and the vulture bone didn't understand a word, Liu Hou hatefully threw the speech into a ball and threw it down the valley.

Liu Hou understands that when talking to these Southern Barbarians, you must try to be colloquial, simple, and vulgar It doesn't matter, that is, you can't be crepe, and you can't beat around the bush. Otherwise, with their IQ, they probably won't be able to understand it.

"Well, I'll stop talking nonsense, vulture, I'll ask you, I want you to submit to me. Will you or not? Liu Hou understood the truth directly.

"Yaya, how can I, the hero of the vulture bone world, submit to you, a powerless brat. You don't have to think about it, the men of my Ugo country only have warriors who have died in battle, and there are no bastards who surrender. ”

"Vulture bones, I am asking you to submit, not surrender, submission and surrender are different."

"What's the difference?"

"Returning to the court is to return to the court, and you will do things for the Han court in the future, you are the official of the court, it is a great scenery, a great matter of glory to the ancestors, how can it be compared with the dirty behavior of surrender." Liu Hou decided to fool him verbally.

"That's not good, I'm already the lord of a country, where can I be a great official of other countries, unless you let me be the king of your Han Kingdom."

"......" The Shu army has been petrified collectively, you have become the king of the Han Dynasty, so what did Liu Bei do?" What does the prince do?

"Vulture bones, I don't think you understand what kind of situation you're facing. Then I'll tell you. Look first what's under your feet. It took Liu Hou a long time to recover and continue his strategy of persuasion.

When the vulture bone heard this, he looked down for a long time and didn't see the reason, isn't it just dead grass and dead branches? What's there to see?

Liu Hou waited for a long time and didn't see the vulture answer, so he asked, "Do you understand?" ”

"Understand what?"

Looking at the vulture with a confused expression on his face from the binoculars, Liu Houzhen wanted to jump down, grabbed his neck and shook it while asking him, "Do you understand?" Do you understand? ”。

"Under your feet are withered grass and withered branches."

"Yes, it's dead grass and dead trees."

"They're all good fuel."

"Well, so what?"

"Uh......" Liu Hou was speechless, he said it so clearly, he still doesn't understand? Is he playing dumb? You don't want to entertain me, young master, do you?

"The rattan armor on your body is soaked with tung oil." Liu Hou continued.

"How do you know?" This time, the vulture asked rhetorically, he was wondering, how did this kid know the secret recipe for making the rattan armor?

"Such a simple thing, we three-year-old children know it, let me ask you, is tung oil easy to catch fire?"

"Yes."

"Isn't that the end of it? What you are stepping on is flammable, and what you are wearing is also flammable, and you say, "We throw the torch down, what do you say?" If that's not enough, I still have a few hundred barrels of oil here, what would happen if I poured them all into the canyon? ”

"What will happen?"

"I'm going to burn you all to death, and you're all going to be roast pigs!" Liu Hou looked at the vulture bones with an innocent and confused look, and said angrily. He really wanted to go down and beat him, is this person really a pig's brain? How can you say it so clearly and still don't understand?

"Well, since you are not afraid of death, let it be done for you." After Liu Hou finished speaking, he walked a few steps to the side, took a torch from a soldier's hand, and threw it down the canyon. When the torch was thrown, it was almost blown out by the wind that it had brought with it down, so that when it fell to the ground, there was only a small flame left.

Liu Hou frowned, thinking to himself, it seems that you need to add some fire oil, otherwise it will be difficult to burn. But the flame burned tenaciously, and burned more and more vigorously in the dead branches and leaves. The barbarians were stunned for a moment, and finally someone reacted, and several barbarians ran over with shouts and slapped the fire with the blades in their hands.

This kind of fire extinguishing efficiency must be low, the fire was not extinguished for a while, and then a few brute soldiers went up, they pulled out the bamboo tube on their bodies, pulled out the plug, poured the water inside onto the fire, and the fire was quickly extinguished.

The vulture bone's face changed, he finally knew what kind of situation he was facing, he raised his head again, stared at Liu Hou, and yelled: "You, how can you be so shameless. ”

When Liu Hou heard this familiar words, he plucked out his ears, and then flicked his fingers as if he wanted to bounce away the things he had taken out.

"How can you say that I am shameless, there are many ways to defeat you, but I see that you vulture bones are also a good man, and you rattan armor soldiers are very strong in combat, and I can't bear to kill you all, so I came up with this way to capture you alive." How can I capture you alive if I don't trap you? ”

"Bah, even you vile and shameless villains can defeat us? If it weren't for these intrigues, would you be able to endure us? If you want us to surrender, there is no door, and unless you can defeat us with dignity, we will not give in to a weaker man than us. ”

"Oh? So you worship the strong, huh? That's easy, I'll give you a chance to duel fairly. But if you lose, you must submit to me, and if you listen to me in the future, you are not allowed to cheat. ”

"I don't believe you, you Han people are the most treacherous, who knows if you will play any tricks to assassinate me?" It seems that this vulture bone is not completely brainless, and he still has a clear understanding of Liu Hou's character. It's a pity that Liu Hou has no fear this time and doesn't care about these at all.

"I swear, we don't use intrigues, we don't use hidden weapons, we don't fight too many or too little, we just fight you one-on-one. If you win, I'll let you go, and if you lose, how about staying and being my general? ”

"Nope."

"This is not okay? Could it be that you are afraid, afraid that you will not be able to beat the masters on our side, and you dare not duel with our masters? ”

"I mean, you're making a bad bet. You say that if I lose, I will submit to you, and in the same way, if I win, you will also submit to you, and be my general. ”

"I ......" Liu Houzhen was amused by this living treasure, such a condition also dared to mention, the two sides were not in an unequal place at all, it seems that the vulture bone has not been able to recognize that he is in a Jedi, a place of death, in such a situation, it is already the blessing of the Buddha to be able to escape, I didn't expect him to dare to make such an excessive request. I don't know if he's really stupid or wise.

This is just like a red-eyed gambler who loses, people have given him a chance to win back the capital, he is still greedy enough, he must show hands with others, and he wants to win the other party's capital.

"Well, I promise you, be fair, and I'll submit to you as long as you win. If you have the courage, come up, and we will compete fairly. Liu Hou said weakly. He didn't bother to argue with him anymore, it seemed that this person was a dead brain, and it didn't make sense to tell him anything. The conditions might as well promise him first, as long as he agrees to the competition, he can't win anyway, and he will definitely lose until there is no one left in the pants.

The reason why Liu Hou agreed so happily was based on his confidence in Zhao Yun, he didn't believe that a wild man who came out of anywhere could defeat Zhao Yun. He is one of the closest people around Zhao Yun, and Zhao Yun is the most attentive to Liu Hou's martial arts teaching, in addition to his two sons Zhao Tong and Zhao Guang.

Therefore, he is also one of the few people who know Zhao Yun's true martial arts level best, and now Zhao Yun, who combines the ideas of Tai Chi and Five Fowl Opera, has his own martial arts, and has faintly promoted to the level of grandmaster. I don't know if I can defeat Lu Bu and Liu Hou back then, but it's absolutely no problem to deal with this big barbarian.

There is also a second reason that Liu Hou can regret it at any time, as the son of Liu Bei, the master of Houhei Learning, he swore that he should eat lettuce, and he didn't care about his promise at all. This is the difference between a political character and a military general. In case Zhao Yun was really defeated by the vulture bones, Liu Hou would definitely order the musketeers to shoot the vulture bones to death, and then force the vine armor army to surrender. He didn't have the slightest psychological burden to do it.

Liu Hou feels that he is now like a supervillain who backtracks in Hong Kong police movies, and Vulture Gu is the fledgling hot-blooded police detective.

Since the two sides negotiated the conditions, it was easy to do, and Liu Hou asked people to hang a basket and hang the vultures up the mountain. This vulture bone didn't know if he was simple-minded or really brave and fearless, and he was not afraid that he would go up to the mountain alone and be assassinated by the Shu army, so he happily agreed to enter the Shu army single-handedly, quite the style of Guan Gong going to the meeting alone.

Now there are many craftsmen in the Shu army, as well as a lot of engineering and combat machinery, so it is natural to get some pulley sets out. With these pulley sets, even a large figure like the hanging vulture bone can be easily completed with only two Shu soldiers.

When the vulture reached the top of the mountain, dozens of musketeers surrounded him and pointed their guns at him, which aborted his plan to kill him as soon as he reached the mountain.

Liu Hou couldn't help but be secretly frightened when he took a closer look at this giant, two meters and three tall, with a green face and beard, and his whole body was wrapped in a pair of dark brown rattan armor. With thick hands and a mace more than a foot long, he stood there and roared, which shook people's ears. This is really a character like a demon god.

However, if they grow so tall, the nerve reflex arc must be longer than the average person, that is, their speed and reaction time will be a little slower; With such a huge body size, the burden on the heart must be very heavy, and it cannot endure long-term fighting, and it will not live long, and it is easy to die of high blood pressure and heart failure.

After judging the situation of the vulture bone in his heart, Liu Hou stepped forward to greet him with a fist: "I have admired the vulture bone for a long time, and I can see it today, and he is really a hero." In the lower Liu Chan, he is the prince of the Han Kingdom. ”

"Hmph, child, I'm the vulture of the lord of the Ugo country. You're going to duel with me? Come here and die, I'll smash you into meat sauce with one move. ”

"Of course it's not me, I'll fight you, aren't you afraid of people saying that you bully children?"

"Well, yes, I'm a big hero, so naturally I won't do anything to bully children."

"This is my fourth uncle Zhao Yun and Zhao Zilong, I don't know if you have heard of it, let him learn your tricks today." Liu Hou pointed at Zhao Yun and introduced.

"I haven't heard of it, what kind of person is this, the name is as long as five words, is it also a mistake?"

"Uh......" Hearing this, Liu Hou couldn't help but sweat again, not only him, but everyone present wanted to laugh, but they didn't dare to laugh. After the first battle of Changbanpo, all the warriors in the world took Zhao Yun as a model, not only because of his ability to enter and exit Cao Ying, but more importantly, his spirit of loyalty and righteousness and forgetting life to save the young master. This person doesn't know Zhao Yun, even if he doesn't even understand the naming rules of the Han people, it can be said that he is extremely lonely.

Liu Hou didn't want to talk to him anymore, so he ordered the sergeant to give up a vacant lot and enclose the two inside, ready to start the battle of the century.