Chapter 4 fools Han Dang

As mentioned last time, Liu Hou told Han Dang that playing conspiracy is not his forte. Han Dang was still angry after hearing this, and he pointed to the hot air balloon flying in the sky:

"Hmph, I mean, you didn't rely on your real skills to defeat me at all, you all relied on these strange and obscene skills, what kind of hero is this, there is a kind of fight between you and me."

Liu Hou rolled his eyes and said, "It's none of my business to have these strange and skillful skills, these are all done by my craftsmen." The question is, there are so many craftsmen in the world, why doesn't your lord do some tricks to beat us, but we can do so many tricks?

Of course, this question is a bit profound, and you can't figure it out for a while, so leave it to Huangquan Road and think about it slowly. As for your challenge, I would like to ask you, as a crown prince and a noble status, why should I fight with you? What qualifications do you have to fight me?

If I had a small soldier under my command to challenge your lord Sun Quan, do you think he would fight? Also, if you are in a high position, do you need to be strong in martial arts? Or take Sun Quan as an example, do you think your martial arts are high or Sun Quan's martial arts are high? Do you think Cao Cao's martial arts are high or Dian Wei's martial arts are high?

Your martial arts are better than Sun Quan's, and you are not Sun Quan's subordinate. As the crown prince, I am not a fierce warrior like you, do I need to be strong in martial arts? If you are idle and bored and want to find someone to duel, you can, I have a lot of generals with strong martial arts, and I can arrange a few to play with you at any time.

Who do you want to pick in a duel? How is my fourth uncle Zhao Zilong? He's about your age, and it's fairer for the two of you to duel. If you are not convinced, I can arrange for a barbarian to be given to you, he is called Vulture Bone, and he is said to have the power to crack tigers and leopards.

I haven't seen a tiger or leopard tear apart, and I don't know if he's bragging, but I've seen people tear in half. Would you like to give him a try?

If you want to bully juniors, it's okay, I have a brother named Guan Suo, the son of my second uncle, although he is young, but it is said that he has the skills of my second uncle, you fight him I really don't know how to win or lose, or you try him? ”

Liu Hou chattered a lot, and the more Han Dang listened, the more frightened he became. Needless to say, Zhao Yun is self-aware, even if he is in his heyday, he may not be able to beat a single Zhao Yun, not to mention that he is seriously injured and will die now.

And listening to this prince talk about that barbarian, his surprise was no less than hearing Zhao Yun's name. He has heard of the vulture bones, it is said that he is the lord of the Nanban Ugo country, and it is said that he is two feet long, does not eat grains, and feeds on snakes and beasts, and he has also heard of the legend of tearing tigers and leopards.

He thought to himself that if he encountered such a barbarian, he would probably be torn in half by him. As for Guan Suo, the son of Guan Yu, he hadn't heard of it, and he didn't know how his martial arts were, if he really had a few percent of his skills, he might not be able to fight with him when he was in a full state, but now, he couldn't even lift the knife, no matter who he met, it was a dead word.

Thinking of this, he couldn't help but feel disheartened. With a long sigh, he said: "The general died in a hundred battles, and the horse leather shroud was returned." Lord, I am sorry for you, I didn't guard Guiyang for you, I Han dang will follow you to fight the world in the next life. ”

After that, he was about to draw his knife and kill himself, Liu Hou saw this, and shouted: "Wait! ”

Han Dang stopped his hand and stared at him coldly, "How are you doing?" ”

Liu Houdao: "This, this, General Han has been a hero all his life, and he is loyal to the three generations of the Sun family, so I won't persuade you to surrender, because persuading you to surrender is an insult to you."

However, I admire you most of all, and I can't bear to kill you like this. However, General Han, you are a tiger general, so if you let you go back like this, you will inevitably cause me a lot of trouble in the future.

Let you go, I don't feel at ease, I can't kill and I can't help you, I don't want to surrender you, I'm really embarrassed about how to deal with you. Otherwise, I'll imprison you first, no, or house arrest you, so you don't have to die, and I don't have to be afraid of what threat you will pose to me in the future. ”

"Fart, I, Han Dang, am a well-known figure, how can I imprison you despicable villain."

"That's not the case, ants are still stealing life, why should they die if they can live. If you save your life, maybe one day your lord Sun Quan will gain power, save you back, or redeem you back, and you can continue to serve Sun Quan again, how good it is. ”

"Fart, fart! You're still farting, you sinister villain, don't mention the ransom in front of me again, last time you opened your mouth and asked a county to ransom us alone, it's just wishful thinking. ”

Liu Hou touched his nose and smiled awkwardly, as if he seemed to have a bad record in this regard.

"It's said that I'm not despicable or insidious, I'm not as successful as Zhou Yu." Liu Houdao, "That's because you Sun Quan is too stingy and too philistine, and you don't pay too much attention to your old subordinates who have fought for him for many years."

If I am replaced, I will change it without saying a word, let alone a county, even if I want a state to change General Han, I will change it without frowning. ”

After saying this, Liu Hou added a sentence in his heart: "At most, after the change, I will snatch it back." ”

"Hmph, boy, Hugh wants to talk nonsense, do you think you can divide the relationship between me and my lord by saying something like this?"

"No, no, no, it's not that I want to separate you, I'm just stating a fact. Look at my subordinates, I treat them either as uncles or as brothers and sisters. My father once said, 'Brothers are like siblings, and husbands and wives are like clothes.' ’

I don't agree with husbands and wives like clothes, but I agree with the saying that brothers are like siblings. Look at these people under my command, Zhao Yun, I call him the fourth uncle, he is actually my martial arts master; Zhang Bao, Guan Xing and I have played since childhood, and we also have Guan Suo and Zhao Tong, these are my brothers and sisters.

If they are captured, I have absolutely no words to ask me to exchange a state. If anyone dares to kill them, I will avenge them even if I hunt them down to the edge of the sky. ”

This is not what he said to Han Dang for a show, but a true reflection of his heart, speaking of which Liu Hou can't help but be a little emotional, in the final analysis, Liu Hou is actually a very affectionate person, not a cold-blooded hero like Cao Cao.

In other words, he is very good to his own people, and he will be cold-blooded to the enemy. The others all led troops to carry out tasks in other parts of the city, and they didn't hear Liu Hou's words, but Zhao Tong followed Liu Hou and was moved to the point of confusion when he heard these words. ”

"Hmph, even if you say the flowers, it's useless, don't think I'll give in, I won't give you a chance to take me to threaten the lord." After saying that, he lifted the knife and wiped it on his neck.