Chapter 111 Climbing Relatives and Pulling Death

"The reason why I sent troops to Lingnan in the first place was because when I was in Nanzhong, I learned that this rebellion in Nanzhong was actually a ghost carried out by Shixie. My father asked me to quell the rebellion in Nanzhong, and I naturally had to do my best to get things done. Therefore, I wanted to find out the source of the rebellion, Shi Xie, and give him the punishment he deserved.

Shi Xie was far away in Jiaozhou, and I had no choice but to arrest him through Guangzhou. Later, I heard that your country's 200,000 troops besieged Jingzhou. As a nephew, what would you do if you knew that your second uncle was in trouble? Of course, it's going to be rescued with all your might, isn't it? So, I had no choice but to take advantage of Guiyang and Changsha to go north to Jingzhou to rescue my second uncle. ”

Since you are shameless, then I will be even more shameless, Liu Hou vaguely explained the reason why he occupied a large area of Wu State, and said that he seemed to be very innocent and passive, as if he was forced to be helpless and had no choice but to do it. Moreover, he does not say that he occupies and invades, but only that he is "borrowing the way".

For this little emperor's shameless Cheng dù, Zhuge Jin also sweated, but what could he do? The shape is stronger than the people, and it is a fait accompli that the Shu State has occupied these territories, and the Wu State is now unable to take them back.

Regardless of whether the other party says it is an encroachment or a borrowing, it is just a statement, the reality is that now these territories are no longer surnamed Sun, but have changed their surname to Liu.

Now even in Wu has generally recognized this fact, so Zhuge Jin can't even protest against this, since he can't resist, then make good use of this statement, so, Zhuge Jin said:

"That's right, it's just borrowing the way, you see, there is no big contradiction between the two countries, it's just borrowing the way. As a friendly neighbor, can we not lend it to you? Therefore, please don't keep these little misunderstandings between our two countries in mind in the future. These small misunderstandings are really not worth mentioning compared to the friendship between the two countries fighting side by side and the in-law relationship of two generations in a row.

Jin heard that several generals of my Wu State were guests in the Zhou Mansion, Jin thought, they have been away from home for a long time, and their relatives at home miss them a lot, so it is better for Jin to take them home to reunite with their relatives. ”

"Stop, stop." Seeing that Zhuge Jin began to talk about marriage again, and wanted to beat the generals of Eastern Wu who he had finally captured, Liu Hou sneered in his heart and couldn't help but retort:

"Mr. Ziyu's words seem a little wrong. Your county lord has been back to his mother's house for ten or eight years, and my father has also returned to heaven, and the two families have not been in contact for so many years, and we all think that the county lord has remarried.

Isn't there a popular saying among the people, if you don't move around for three years, this relative is gone? You see, we haven't moved for ten or eight years, and this relationship is really a bit estranged. ”

Hearing this, Zhuge Jin also chuckled in his heart, he thought to himself, those people in the court may have misjudged, and the county lord is not so important in the mind of this little emperor.

I only heard Liu Hou continue: "As for the marriage between me and Queen Zhou, it is a matter of our Liu family and the Zhou family, what does it have to do with the Sun family?"

Speaking of which, I am also a bit excessive, I married the daughter of the Zhou family, but I didn't send anyone to visit my mother-in-law, and I didn't send someone to the Zhou family to give a dowry or propose marriage.

Look at me, I'm so forgetful, I can forget even such an important thing, how does this make people look at me, people who don't know anything think that I am robbing people's daughters.

Really, Huang Hao! Huang Hao! You dog minion, you get out of here, you remember for me, send someone to Zhou's house in Soochow in a few days, make up for the dowry or something, and see what other formalities need to be completed at the same time, you know. ”

Hearing Liu Hou's scolding, Huang Hao, who was hiding on the porch, rolled out, lay on the ground and kowtowed, and said: "The slave and maid have all remembered, please rest assured, the slave and maid will arrange someone to do it, and it will definitely be done properly, and will never let your majesty down." ”

Zhuge Jin looked at Liu Hou's performance and couldn't help but smile bitterly in his heart, not because Liu Hou's acting skills were superb enough to be an actor, but because he understood Liu Hou's extraneous voice, and he also knew that Zhou Xue's previous identity was equivalent to a prisoner of war. It is not wrong to say that it is the daughter-in-law that Liu Hou snatched back.

There is also a meaning implied in Liu Hou's words, I didn't even give face to Zhou Xue's mother's family, I didn't ask for the consent of the Zhou family to marry Zhou Xue, and I didn't get the consent of my mother-in-law Xiao Qiao, do I need to give the Sun family who can't save face?

Clearly, this conversation has to continue, and this trick has to be answered. Zhuge Jin smiled bitterly and said: "Your Majesty, I have always been grateful for Gong Jin's achievements and loyalty to the Wu State, and decided to recognize Miss Zhou as a righteous daughter and named Miss Zhou as the 'Honorable Emperor and County Lord'. ”

"Poof~" Liu Hou squirted the tea in his mouth again, thinking, my beautiful sister, are you here to take advantage? Sun Quan, you hit the street and recognized Zhou Xue as a righteous daughter, then you are Zhou Xue's godfather.

Well, godfathers are nothing, in this era, godfathers, like green hats, don't have so many messy extended meanings. But the key is, if you are Zhou Xue's godfather, then I have to follow Zhou Xue to call you a godfather, and you dare to say that you are not here to take advantage?

"I'm sorry, I'm choking again, I'm choking again." Liu Hou hurriedly covered up his embarrassment, fortunately, even if he was rude as the emperor, he would be directly ignored, and I believe that no one would have the courage to go out and chew the root of his tongue.

Zhuge Jin was also very embarrassed by Liu Hou's reaction, he couldn't see Liu Hou's disdain for this matter, and his speech became a little expectant: "This, this, I was originally His Majesty's uncle, but now he has become a father-in-law, that's a kiss and a kiss." ”

"I'll kiss your sister!" Liu Hou scolded secretly in his heart, and then said: "This is not to worry about expensively, Queen Zhou has lacked fatherly love since she was a child, and it was originally a good thing to find her a father-in-law to make up for this piece, but now that she has grown up, she no longer needs father's love, and it is enough to have my love, besides, Guishang is far away in Jianye, thousands of miles away from Chengdu, and nothing can help."

You can rest assured, I will definitely treat Queen Zhou well, you can see that I will make her a queen, not a concubine or a beauty, I will definitely treat the three queens equally, and she will not be wronged in the slightest place by me. ”

Liu Hou's meaning is obvious, Zhou Xue lost her father when she was a child, you didn't come to take care of her at that time, and now you know that people have use value before you come to recognize your relatives, is there such a good thing?

Zhuge Jin smiled bitterly again, it seems that this trick has also failed, fortunately, he also prepared a back hand, so he then issued a killer move:

"What His Majesty said is not wrong, Miss Zhou is not our own child after all, but I am indeed very sincere and married to Qin and Jin. Jin came to Chengdu this time, in fact, there is another task. ”

"Oh, I'd like to hear about it." Liu Hou said patiently, he hoped that Zhuge Jin could come up with something substantive this time, and stop talking about those bullshit marriage relationships, but he was destined to be disappointed.

"Jin came to Chengdu this time, but also shouldered the responsibility of the matchmaker, I have two daughters, the eldest daughter Lu Ban, 17 years old, it is the youth, to be in the boudoir, his mother Mrs. Bubu is still the same clan of the Bu Qibu adult. Mrs. Bu is a well-known beauty in Huaiyin, and the lord of Luban County is like Mrs. Bu, and she is also beautiful and fragrant......"

"Stop, stop." Liu Hou saw that Zhuge Jin was spitting all over the place, and hurriedly spoke out to stop him. Liu Hou, who has watched "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", knows this Princess Luban, and now Sun Quan has not yet been called the emperor, so she is still the county lord, and when Sun Quan is called the emperor, she will be named the princess.

Princess Lu Ban's surname is Sun Luban, and she has no half-dime relationship with the respected carpenter ancestor and organ master Lu Ban.

It is said that the carpenter ancestor Lu Ban is actually not called Lu Ban, his real name is Gong Yi, because he is from Lu Guo, so he is called Lu Ban, maybe "general" and "class" have the same sound, in ancient times, it is a fake word, so it is wrong to call those who don't know words, and call "general" as "class". As a result, this ancient scientist unfortunately passed down a pseudonym that the head of a bull does not match the horse's mouth.

digression, back to business, Liu Hou reads books, and may not remember other things, but he will pay special attention to beautiful women, and he watches "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" is no exception.

This Sun Luban is indeed beautiful, but she is really not a good bird, she has done a lot of bad things in her life, she slandered the crown prince Sun He and Sun Ba, the king of Lu, and framed Mrs. Wang, who Sun Quan originally wanted to be the queen, causing Mrs. Wang to die of depression.

The most outrageous thing is that she was jealous of her sister Sun Lu Yu's virtuous and virtuous virtues, and she disagreed with her political opinions, so she actually designed to slander and kill this sister. In other words, her two brothers and one sister were killed by her design, and to describe her as a femme fatale is an insult to snakes and scorpions.

In addition to doing so many evil things, her life style is not very scrupulous, after the death of her two husbands, she actually hooked up with her cousin and nephew Sun Jun to become jian, and did messy #incest. Such a woman, no matter how beautiful she is, she doesn't dare to ask for it, if she really marries her back, I'm afraid that palace fighting dramas will be staged in my harem every day.

If that's the case, the directors who will shoot palace fighting dramas such as "Golden Branches Desire", "Palace", and "Step by Step Shocking" will definitely not use the Qing Dynasty as a backdrop # scene in the future, and they will all be used as materials in their own harem. Maybe in the future, "The Legend of Zhen Huan" will become "The Legend of Sun Luban", and "The Legend of Wu Zetian" will become "The Legend of Sun Luban".

"This, Mr. Ziyu, there is a common saying among the people, generally both parties to a marriage are older than the woman, and it is more appropriate. This Luban county lord is older than me, which doesn't seem too suitable. ”

Liu Hou really wanted to learn from Guan Gong's sentence "How can a tiger girl match a dog", and a sentence of "How can a dragon be matched with a demon girl" directly rejected this family business. But after all, you still need to take into account the other party's face, Guan Gong doesn't understand diplomacy, and even doesn't understand human feelings, and he finally paid a heavy price for this sentence.

But Liu Hou can't learn from him, and he can't say this kind of direct slap in the face, otherwise the rest of the matter will be difficult to handle. So, the age difference between the two sides was euphemistically used to put forward the opinion of rejection.

"This ...... Age is not a problem, as the saying goes, 'female juniors, hug gold bricks', now both parties are still young, and there is no problem with the age difference between two or three years. Zhuge Jin continued to argue.

Liu Hou thought to himself, of course age is not a problem, Zhang Xingcai is older than me, but age is not a problem, the key depends on who the object is. Could it be that this Zhuge Jin is in vain? Why can't I hear that I am politely refusing?