Chapter 37: Tomb Robbery Threesome (2)
Looking at the faintly revealing blue on the wall, Xue Li replied with some dissatisfaction. I am a prodigy immortal master under the command of Li Xuanyi, the Heavenly Master, and I happened to pass by here today, and I happened to come to pay homage to the tomb of the emperor of the previous dynasty.
I saw that the wall suddenly revealed a human head with a Dao crown, I saw him look down, and his originally very high eyes immediately became low and pleasing to the eyes after seeing the white horse, only to hear him keep saying: "I don't know if the divine master is coming, and I am not welcome." Open the door immediately, open the door immediately!"
Soon after, I saw the door at the end of the Shinto Road suddenly open, and two people rushed out of it, as if it was an elderly Taoist priest and an old soldier. The two of them rushed to Xue Li, and hurriedly knelt on the ground, and said loudly: "I don't know if the Divine Master is coming, we are waiting for a loss, please forgive the Divine Master, don't blame the poor Dao, the poor Dao is here to confess!." After that, he apologized again and again!
Xue Li pretended to be arrogant and said, "Why are there only a few of you crooked melons and rotten dates, what about the others, where are they all gone?"
I saw that the two people glanced at each other, and then it seemed that the old Taoist priest said helplessly: "The two of us are all, there are only two of us here, if it is night, it is estimated that there will be only that old soldier alone, and I will rush back to the Taoist temple to live!
Xue Li looked at the dilapidated palace inside, thinking that it had only been more than ten years since Emperor Wen of Sui died, and seeing that it was all rotten like this, it was estimated that after a hundred years, it would be just a mound. Xue Li looked at it and thought about it, but pretended not to know the reason and asked, "What is the reason for this, it's only been a few years, how can it be rotten like this." ”
The Taoist priest sighed and said, "Isn't this because his tomb has become the imperial tomb of the previous dynasty, with the two of us guarding it, it is not bad!", and then asked with some curiosity: "I don't know why the divine master came here." There's nothing here!".
Looking at the Taoist priest, Xue Li asked curiously, "I wonder how you recognized my identity?"
The Taoist priest said proudly, "Last year, I found the medicinal materials that the Heavenly Master urgently needed, and I was able to meet the Heavenly Master himself. At that time, I also saw the white horse that the Celestial Master was riding, and the horse was abnormal, and it left a very deep impression on me. So as soon as I saw your white horse just now, I recognized it. In addition, when I saw Your Excellency, since I can ride the white horse of the Heavenly Master, it must be the Divine Master. It's an honor to meet Master Divine Master today!"
Xue Li looked at the surprised Li Huo and Zheng Chao on the donkey cart with some pride, thinking in his heart what kind of beggar gang leader, what Tang National Teacher, it is better to ride a horse by himself! ”
The old man hurriedly replied: "If you don't think we are too simple here, you can stay as long as you want!"
So under the leadership of the old soldier of Mune, they came to a palace, and saw that the temple was called the 'Hall of Prayer'. Originally, the palace was intended as a resting place for the sacrificial officials. Since the years of desertion are not long, the temple can still be inhabited. I only heard the man say: "This is the cleanest and most complete place we have here, if you look at it, we can live in it after we tidy up!"
Seeing Xue Li nodded, Lao Dao hurriedly began to clean up, and asked the old soldier who was standing to hurry up and cook!
After a while, the old man cleaned up the inside, brought a few new bedding, and carefully laid them out. At this time, the veteran also made the meal. Xue Li looked at it, it was not bad, there was meat and vegetables. So Xue Li beckoned everyone to come together, and even called the Taoist priest and the veteran together, and everyone had a good meal. Looking at the two guys who were asleep because they drank the wine added by Zheng Chao with sweat medicine, Xue Li and the three of them smiled at each other, and just wanted to start the next move, when suddenly their eyes were dark, and the three of them also fainted!
When Xue Li woke up again, he found that he was tied to a large noodle case naked. When I looked up, I saw that the old soldier-like man seemed to be squatting on the ground sharpening his knife. There seemed to be that person's bold singing voice in his ears: "Lao Tzu is a god-like person that day, Lao Tzu kills people every day, Lao Tzu will kill people today, Lao Tzu Hou Junji, born to kill people!"
Listening to the song sung by the veteran, Xue Li praised sincerely: "Sure enough, he is a good man and sings a good song, but I have a question that I want to ask you?"
The veteran looked at Xue Li playfully and said, "Do you want to ask me 'can you let me go?', I can tell you for sure that it is impossible!"
Xue Li said weakly: "No, come here, I will tell you something! You didn't do it right!"
The veteran stood up hesitantly, moved a little closer to Xue Li, and said, "Say it, I can hear it!"
Xue Li raised his head again, and said slowly: "People sometimes have to have a name for self-knowledge, some people can be provoked, and some people, you can't afford to provoke!", after that, I saw Xue Li raise his hand vigorously, and saw that the tied hand broke down. Xue Li sat up. After that, Xue Li looked at the veteran with a smile and said, "Your name is Hou Junji, right? With Xue Li's roar, the veteran was shocked and flew up, hit the wall, and fell to the ground again, blood was constantly flowing from the corners of his eyes, nostrils, ears, and mouth!
Xue Li walked up to the veteran, saw that he had fainted, and said disdainfully: "If I hadn't heard that your name is Hou Junji, I would have shocked you to death, the tiger is not powerful, are you a sick cat for us?" Xue Li suddenly remembered something, looked left and right, and found that his two companions were not there, and the old Taoist was not there, so he couldn't help but feel anxious, and hurriedly ran out of the house and began to look around, thinking about those two companions, hoping that nothing would happen to them!
Looking at the old Taoist priest who was tied up like a zongzi, and looking at the two Li Huo and Zheng Chao who seemed to be looking at him with some mockery, Xue Li scratched his head and asked with some surprise: "What's the situation? What happened?"
Li Huo looked at Xue Li and said with a smile: "You are really young, you see that your hair has not grown yet, and the furniture is so small, it is estimated that it will be a monk's life in the future!", after finishing speaking, he glanced at Zheng Chao, and laughed out loud!
Xue Li covered his lower body angrily and said loudly: "You two unscrupulous villains, I came to save you as soon as I got out of danger, look at you, what have you done, you still laugh at me, I want to kill you!", after finishing speaking, he turned around and ran, leaving the hall as if he had fled, bringing up the dust all over the room.
Zheng and Li, who were choking on the dust and coughing, looked at each other and said sincerely: "It's so light! It's so light! It's really as light as a swallow! It's really fast if you wear less!" After finishing speaking, the two of them laughed, and the crows on the top of the outer hall also flew up and dropped a feather on the ground!