"Brother-in-law, brother-in-law, how did I hear that you broke up with my sister, what's the matter, wasn't it okay a few days ago? Isn't it true? ”

"Well, it's true, your sister and I...... The personality was not in harmony and broke up, just the day before yesterday. ”

Leaning on a billiard table, Lin Tian held an unfinished Tsingtao beer, and said into the mobile phone, it was his ex-sister-in-law Shu Jie, or to be more specific, it was a fake ex-sister-in-law, because the so-called ex-girlfriend was also a fake, so he was talking about breaking up at the moment, but there was no sadness on his face.

Shu Jie over there was stunned for three seconds, and just when Lin Tian wanted to hang up the phone, she suddenly shouted: "Great, brother-in-law, I'm so happy!" ”

“……”

"My sister is such a boring person, I already knew that you would definitely break up one day......, brother-in-law, I sue you, you don't have to be sad at all, because that is an inevitable ......, since you have broken up now, then let me be your girlfriend!"

Let me be your girlfriend!

Let me be your girlfriend!!

Shu Jie had forgotten what Lin Tian had said before, only the last sentence was left in his ears, and his expression was stunned to the extreme, as if this was the most funny joke he had heard in this century, and after a long time, he smiled and said: "Okay, little girl, study hard, the college entrance examination is going to be this semester, I still have something to do, don't joke with you." ”

"I'm not kidding, I'm telling ...... truth"

"Doodoo ......"

"Hey, hey, hey, brother-in-law, brother-in-law, I'm angry......"

Lin Tian hung up the phone before Shu Jie could finish speaking, with an inexplicable smile on his face and shook his head gently.

"Hey, Lin Tian, it's your turn, what are you smiling at, answering the phone, laughing so lewdly/, there must be nothing good." On the opposite side of the billiard table, a big man with a big man in his early eights, one meter thick, beckoned to Lin Tian.

This guy's name is Liu Dehua, he is Lin Tian's hardcore friend, a college classmate and roommate, and an unscrupulous animal, because he has the same sound as a certain emperor superstar, so he is nicknamed superstar.

Lin Tian raised the wine bottle: "Don't fight, dry this bottle, let's go back, there is something to do at night." ”

Liu Dehua immediately called me: "You're not, aren't you?" Whose phone number, didn't Captain Shu say that he was going to Suzhou on a business trip? Don't mess around, I'm sorry for Shu Shu, otherwise I don't want to recognize you as a brother. ”

The school girl Shu in his mouth is Shu Jie's sister, Shu Yan, Lin Tian's fake girlfriend, but now the fake one has also broken up.

"Okay, superstar, if you say that, I think you're interesting to Shu Yan, if you like it, go after it, anyway, we ...... and we've broken up." Thinking of a certain agreement, Lin Tian did not say anything about counterfeiting.

"What?"

"Smack!"

Cheers can't be done, Liu Dehua's surprise was written on his face, so much so that the wine bottle in his hand fell to the ground and shattered into pieces.

"I'll treat you as if you're done!" Lin Tian raised the wine bottle, killed it, and dropped a sentence: "You pay today!" ”

"Hey, wait, you haven't explained what happened, why did you break up? Besides, brothers and wives can't be bullied, even if it's expired, am I Liu Dehua like that? And even if you break up, you can't right away, WeChat about bubbles, a night mood, you're not afraid of being tricked, now it's more fairy jumps, think about the last time buddy ......, hey, where are you going? ”

"Toilet, I drank a little too much today, my head is dizzy! Also, I'm not going to make an appointment, I'm going to work overtime! ”

Lin Tian entered the bathroom in the sound of noisy music, this is the Vienna Bar in Moon City, at this moment, the time is half past eleven, it is the time when the night show really begins, naturally lively; The bathroom is empty, and there is no one, but this is good, at least you can urinate comfortably, and you can hum a little song ......, as for the breakup just mentioned, the contract expires, and it doesn't affect the mood at all.

I was halfway through urinating, and suddenly I heard a muffled voice coming from the toilet cubicle, although it was not big, but it was also clear.

"Uh-huh...... Don't, don't, let me go......"

It turned out to be a woman's voice.

Vague and drunkenly grunting, apparently a woman who had drunk a lot.

Lin Tian shook his head with a smile, and muttered in his heart: "I really have an idea, go to the men's toilet to release the passion and stimulation, well, the sound is not bad, it should look okay, right?!" ”

But—

"Bastard, let me go, you ...... Who are you? ”

"Help, help......"

Lin Tian was stunned: Ouch, damn it, this voice doesn't sound like she's looking for excitement, but she's committing a crime!