Lin Tian was about to cry, the pee in the early morning was still very long, he couldn't hold it back halfway, he could only turn sideways slightly, and his hands trembled because of fright, and a wisp of water rushed directly to the toilet seat.

"Miss, I'm going to the toilet at my house, do I need to go to your place for advice? Don't you know who comes in and knocks on the door? ”

Shu Yan quickly turned her face away from looking at the big lump in his hand, her heart was fluttering, and she also realized that she was too reckless, but when she saw him get all the urine on the toilet seat, she really felt disgusted, and said loudly: "If I knock on the door, where can I find such a disgusting scene of yours?" People in their twenties can't even pee in the toilet, I feel ashamed of you...... hurry up, hurry up, I'll wait for you outside. ”

Lin Tian was dripping blood in his heart, he couldn't pee in the toilet, he wasn't scared by you!!

At this moment, the knife in the room had suddenly jumped up from the bed, and the whole body was in a state of preparing to attack, but seeing Shu Yan from the crack in the door, he immediately relaxed, and when he heard the conversation between the two people in the toilet, his cold face couldn't help but laugh, and Song Tianji was holding the quilt and trembling all over, and the eyes of the two people collided in the air, and they silently agreed, and they all hid in the room and made no sound, listening to what interesting things would happen outside.

"Say, what's going on today, I'm in a hurry, others still think you lost your husband!" After Lin Tian came out, he went directly to the topic, and there was no way to reason with Shu Yan, a female nerve; After living for so many years, he also found out that the more beautiful a woman is, the more unreasonable she is; And a female nerve like Shu Yan, reasoning with her is that she has her own nerves.

Shu Yan moved her ass out, frowned and said, "Have you washed your hands?" ”

"I washed it, didn't you see that it was still wet?"

"Hand sanitizer?"

"Damn, don't say it, I still have to go to work, I won't wait." Lin Tian was surprised just now and didn't hear what she said.

"Hey, what's the job? Are your legs okay? I took a leave of absence this morning, and we went to get a certificate and got the marriage certificate. Shu Yan said with a commanding expression.

"What did you say?" Lin Tian wondered if he had a problem with his ears, "Get a marriage certificate?" What are your nerves, who wants to get a marriage license with you? ”

"Fake, idiot!" Shu Yan said angrily, I actually dare to say that I am nervous, will I go with you to get a real marriage certificate, then I am really nervous, and then said, "Come here, take a headshot first, and then go find someone to apply for a fake certificate, this matter must be done today." ”

Hearing that it was just a fake certificate, Lin Tian put his mind at ease: "I said it earlier, I thought you really wanted to fake it, I have no opinion on the real cave room, but it will definitely not work if you really get married; But there's no need to be in such a hurry, right? ”

Shu Yan said: "Why aren't you in a hurry? Do you know that Shu Jie's dead girl spoke to me yesterday, saying that I should break up with you and give you to her, do you say it's too unreasonable? I think this girl is all in love, and if you don't pull her out of your mud pit sooner, her whole body will be ruined. ”

Lin Tian also frowned when he heard this, thinking that Xiao Nizi really dared to speak, this problem really had to be solved as soon as possible, otherwise it would really hurt her if it dragged on; Thinking about it, I want to tell her directly that I have a royal sister as a girlfriend, and it is estimated that this girl will take out the matter of pulling the hook in the Moon Valley last time, anyway, she will get a fake certificate, so as to completely break her mind, so she nodded.

"Straighten your clothes, tilt your head a little, smile, hey, what kind of smell on your body......, pop!" Shu Yan held the Apple mobile phone, and the two of them leaned together stiffly and took a big head sticker, and then manually ps, it was more than enough to make wedding photos, "It's ugly, it's ugly, but it's going to be used!" ”

Lin Tian nodded: "Such an ugly woman is really rare, and it is not at the same level as my handsomeness and chic." ”

Shu Yan looked at each other angrily, stood up and said, "Okay, take your ID card, let's go to Longxiang Road now, there are many stalls where you can apply for certificates." ”

"Do you need an ID card to get a fake?"

"You don't need to write your ID number on it, do you? Stupid! ”

"Just call out the number."

"I'm afraid you're mistaken."

At this time, Shu Yan's mobile phone rang, and she picked it up with a frown: "Aunt Mei......, ah, what, Shangting Wen is gone?" ...... within an hour, then I'll hurry up and get you the backup! Hanging up the phone, Shu Yan directly threw her ID card to Lin Tian, and then said, "I have something urgent now, and I will leave the matter of getting a fake marriage certificate to you, remember, I will get it at night, and the photo will be sent to your mobile phone in a while." ”

After she finished speaking, she hurriedly went downstairs and left, her high heels were clattering, and Lin Tian was really afraid that she would fall down the stairs.

Looking at the ID card she left, Lin Tianzhen couldn't cry or laugh, and then thought about it, just run it by yourself, I just don't know if the money for the application/fake/certificate will be reimbursed!

"Longxiang Road, is there a fake marriage certificate?" He put his ID card on the coffee table, and at this time the mobile phone rang a prompt tone, and the selfie photo was also transmitted, and at this moment, Song Tianji in the room walked out in a curling manner, in addition to a white men's shirt on the upper body, and a pair of Lin Tian's beach pants underneath, although it looks completely nondescript, but there is actually an alternative temptation, especially her jade feet are really beautiful, and there is a kind of muddy style when stepping on the floor.

"Playing fake marriage? How come I haven't encountered such an interesting thing! Song Tianji walked to the edge of the sofa step by step, glanced at the knife that came out of the room, and said with a smile, "There are many Longxiang Road offices/fakes/certificates, but it is not easy to find them without acquaintances leading the way, so let's do it, sister help you, I'll help you do it!" ”

Before Lin Tian could express his opinion, Song Tianji had already picked up his mobile phone and passed the picture to himself, and then went out with the ID cards of the two of them.

"Hey, you're going out dressed like this?" Lin Tian couldn't stop it, so he looked at her back as she went downstairs and said.

"Little brother, you won't be stingy with your two clothes, my sister will be shy when she goes out naked!" Song Tianji turned his head and blinked, coupled with the doll voice of a man who was fascinated by his life, it was simply fascinating.

"Mah, where did the goblins come out, and the royal sister who went to bed is not so coquettish!" Now that everyone has left, he didn't think about it anymore, she said it makes sense, it's really not easy to find a place with a fake certificate without a way, and people still suspect that it was a private interview with the police!

And Xiao Dao walked into the bathroom expressionlessly, as long as Lin Tian's life was not threatened, she seemed to be a wisp of air.

However, what Lin Tian couldn't have imagined was that Song Tianji, who was going out, shook two ID cards in his hands, a smile hooked up at the corner of his mouth, and said to himself: "How can I say that Song Tianji is also the president of a listed company, and I won't do illegal things like running/fake/certificate, fortunately, there is a sister in the Civil Affairs Bureau, little brother, sister will help you, hug the beauty, giggle......"