Chapter 215: Physiology and hygiene are taught by physical education teachers

"What?"

"What did you say, you dead girl?"

"You still want to be shameless, can you say such things?"

Hearing what Shu Jie said in her ear, Shu Yan's eyes widened suddenly, her face was full of incredulity, and she looked at her sister and didn't react for a long time, and then asked loudly.

"Ah......, you, you, you didn't say it, I did my homework, really, I got the marriage certificate, what else to pretend!" Shu Jie looked at her sister with a straight face, and hurriedly fled, the latter sentence was muttered.

"Bang", Xiao Nizi ran into the room, Queen Shu watched it for a long time, and she didn't know what her mood was, just now Shu Jie actually said in her ear that the two of them like it together, okay?

Okay, you say okay?

Is that guy that good, can't we two sisters get married or what?

Of course, Lin Tian didn't know that Shu Jie was just applying for the benefits of a threesome for him, if he knew, he would definitely faint, and of course he had to ask in the end: "Did you pass?" ”

He is now finding Su Zhiqing's house according to the address given by Yu Manman, but he received a call from Liu Dehua halfway: "Brother, are you free at night, come out to drink with me?" ”

"What's the situation?" Lin Tian could tell that he seemed to be in a bad mood.

"Come on, it's still the old place, the Vienna bar...... By the way, you are now a wife and a sister-in-law, can you come out? ”

"My wife blew it, my sister-in-law is gone, do you think you can come out? I won't talk about it now, I'll tell you when I get there, but I have something to do now, and I'll be a little later! ”

After hanging up the phone, Lin Tian hurriedly ran to Su Zhiqing's house, Su's mother was enthusiastic when she saw Lin Tian, and it was estimated that her son-in-law would come to the door like this, which made Lin Tian very embarrassed, and finally helped Su Zhiqing's father check the pulse and said that everything was normal, and he took An An and left.

When he turned to leave, he also heard Su's mother muttering: "What a good man, if only he could be Qingqing's husband, it would be perfect!" ”

These words made Lin Tian, who was holding An An, almost step on the air.

After an hour of back and forth, when Lin Tian ran back to Century Garden to ask Shu Yan to help take care of An An, saying that he was going to the bar to find Liu Dehua, Shu Yan's beautiful eyes glared at him for a few seconds, put An An on the sofa and sat down, and grabbed Lin Tian's ear and entered his room as soon as he stretched out his hand.

"What do you say you're going to do?"

"Oops, oops, it hurts, my ears are going to fall out!" Lin Tian tilted his head and shouted, this woman can really do it, "Let go, let go, even if I am really your husband, you can't pinch it like this, it's not pig ears!" ”

Shu Yan didn't let go: "I like it, what's wrong with you, just pinch the pig's ears?" Are you blocked by pig ears and you can't hear or what, you didn't listen to what I told you? ”

Which one are you referring to? You said so much, I don't remember it clearly. Lin Tian reached out and grabbed the hand she was pinching her ear and broke her fingers.

"Get married, get married, marry my sister, where do you still have the right to go out and spend time drinking?"

Lin Tian heard the voice she almost shouted in his ear, and at this time he calmed down, and said, "Shu Yan, do you know what you're talking about?" ”

Shu Yan said: "Of course I know, what kind of person Liu Dehua is, don't you know it?" ”

Lin Tian said very seriously: "The key to what I ask you is not a superstar, but you, do you really want to exchange your chastity for your sister's marriage?" Do you think it's appropriate? This is not how love comes from, first, I said, I have a girlfriend, I will not give up her, even if you take me to court tomorrow, this is also the principle I must adhere to; Second, if I really fall in love with Shu Jie, even if you block and obstruct in every way, I will not compromise, and vice versa; The most important thing is that if Shu Jie knew what you told me now, do you think she would be happy? In your eyes, what is love and what is marriage? ”

Shu Yan heard Lin Tian's big list of questions, and suddenly froze, she had never been in love, she didn't have the unforgettable experience of falling in love with someone like her sister, she couldn't tell what love was, she bit her lip tightly and said, "Then what do you say to do?" ”

Lin Tian looked at her eyes: "Shu Yan, I'm really sorry for the harm caused to you, if you need me to help you do anything, I can promise you, but Shu Jie's side, I hope it can be treated coldly, she is still young after all, her emotional outlook is immature, love is such a thing, who knows what will happen in the future, maybe a year later, she will fall in love with someone else, and someone else will fall in love with you, it's hard to say." ”

Shu Yan let go of him, Lin Tian nodded at her and wanted to leave, but the woman grabbed him again: "No, I was almost encircled by you, my sister's marriage is indeed too early now, but this is not the reason why you can go outside now, you must clean myself for me, and go to that kind of messy place, maybe I will use you in the future!" ”

"This ...... What do you use me for? ”

"No matter what you do."

"Well, you don't think I'm your mother's kind of tool, is it?"

After Lin Tian finished speaking, he felt a cold murderous aura: "Ahem, actually, it's not that you don't want to, tell me when you want to use it." ”

"Bah, I don't need you with tools."

"Then I'll rest assured, okay, I'm not the kind of person who messes around, it's the superstar who seems to have encountered something and came to me to discuss...... Isn't this me going to open a medical center, I asked him to help find a house last time......"

Lin Tian said a bunch of half-truths, and asked her to help An An find a school to change the topic, and finally she said that a friend might know to help ask, so she let him go out, but before going out, she suddenly squirmed and asked: "Lin Tian, do you think I will be pregnant, do you want to take medicine?" ”

"Is your physical hygiene class taught by a physical education teacher? How is it possible to get pregnant? ”

"I heard that ......, I heard that there are some fast gunners, without that, they can run in, if there is really one, then I can't help it, the child's father must have your name on the column, my child, never be a baby without a father."

Lin Tian was in a cold sweat: "You think too much, I promise that I will never have children, if there is, I will definitely marry you, will you?" ”

Lin Tian finished speaking and went out, but as soon as the door opened, "poof, poof", two beauties, one big and one small, fell to the ground, it was Shu Jie and An An, Lin Tian was stunned: "You ......"

"Uh, brother-in-law, I'm a soy sauce maker."

"Oh, fight slowly!" After Lin Tian finished speaking, he hurried out of the house, thinking about how much Xiao Nizi had heard.

"When did you stand in the doorway?" Shu Yan asked Shu Jie.

"Just now, just now!"

"Did you hear it all?"

"Why, I just wanted to come and knock...... Uh, that, sister, or I'll help you buy Yuting. ”