"Hey, little sister, can you do my uncle a favor?"

Seeing that Lin Tian and the others were about to go upstairs after moving their things, the fat dog couldn't sit still in the car, and was about to follow to take a look, but it turned out that there was a little girl in a princess dress next to the car who walked slowly by looking at the tablet and immediately stopped her.

The girl is none other than Li Wen, who is responsible for protecting Lin Tian's shadow little Lori.

Last night, she was just hungry and went to find something to eat nearby, but as soon as she turned around, Lin Tian disappeared, but fortunately, he only disappeared for one night, otherwise he would definitely be scolded by Uncle Iron Leg again.

So she's getting closer now.

However, she met Lin Tianzhao last time, and this time she also disguised herself, wearing a pair of very large red glasses, her hair became wavy, and she had a particularly big bow pinned to her head, and she was sucking a lollipop in her mouth.

It's very different from the original.

Li Wen looked at the fat dog a little strangely: "What's busy?" ”

The fat dog pointed to Lin Tian, who was about to enter the unit door, and said, "Help my uncle go and see which room that person lives in, and my uncle will invite you to eat a lollipop." ”

Li Wen looked at Lin Tian in the direction pointed by the fat dog, her little brows furrowed, and she asked quietly, "Do you know him?" Just ask if you don't know, why do you want me to help you, I have lollipops, and I'm not available. ”

Where did the fat dog dare to ask himself: "Little sister, don't want lollipops, then uncle invites you to eat KFC, KFC's chicken wings are delicious, crispy and fragrant, and your mouth is full of oily ...... when you bite into it."

"Who wants to eat foreign garbage? If you are so fat, you must have eaten too much KFC, or eat less, and if you continue to eat, you will definitely be so fat that you can't even drive a car, so you can only drive a tractor. Li Wen snorted and said, "If it's okay, I'll leave, seeing that you are so sneaky, you are definitely not good people." ”

"Okay, little sister, let me tell you, in fact, we are from such and such a company, that man owes us a lot of money, but he cheats and refuses to pay it back, we are here to collect debts, he is very bad, either gambling or prostitution, and he also specializes in arresting little girls, he is a perverted pervert, we not only want to collect debts this time, but also arrest him."

"Really? Arrested, isn't that what the police do? ”

"Oh, oh, hehe, I know a police officer, and my friend is a police officer."

Li Wen was too bored to say a few more words to him, and was about to hide his figure, but the more he listened, the more he felt that there was something wrong with this fat dog, and this hidden threat naturally needed to be cut off, but he also wanted to know what they were and what their purpose was, so he continued to talk nonsense: "You lie, that man is my brother, how can he be a bad person, you are a bad person!" ”

"What, he's your brother, your own brother?"

"That's right!"

The fat dog and the stupid dog looked at each other, and the stupid dog immediately shouted, "Fat dog, take him and take him hostage." ”

The fat dog immediately pushed the car door: "That's what I mean." ”

"Woo Woo ......"

The result can be imagined, almost no effort, the fat dog and the stupid dog were disabled, Li Wen looked at the back seat of the car, there was actually a woman whose clothes were stripped naked, and she was suddenly surprised: "Damn, you guys are so disgusting, say, if you want to do something bad to my brother, if you don't say it, break another leg!" ”

The fat dog and the stupid dog cried, they cried bitterly, and they were all wondering what kind of person this little Lori was, and she was even better than her brother; And Li Wen is much more ruthless than Lin Tian, she broke the legs of the two as soon as she came up, who made them so bad, they actually wanted to take themselves as hostages, isn't this self-inflicted?

"You won't say it, will you? It doesn't matter, I have time to play a game with you, so let's play a game called guessing the fingers, I put my hands behind my back, and I will make a good finger for you to guess, and if you guess correctly, you will break one finger of the wrong person, and if you guess wrong, I will break both of your fingers. ”

"Huh?" The two of them are dumbfounded, can this be called a game, and the fingers are behind your back, and they can change at any time!

"I said, I said......" Stupid Dog immediately surrendered, "Actually, we don't know your brother either, we just came to steal antiques, you have an antique in your house that is very valuable, we just want to steal it and sell it for some money." ”

"Stealing antiques?" Li Wen was stunned, and then a phone call went out, "Hey, Uncle Ghost, I met two thieves who stole antiques, not only thieves, but also insulting women and kidnapping children, if you have time, come and deal with it......, ah, call other policemen, okay, okay, you can watch it, and you can lock it up for ten or eight years." ”

…………

Upstairs.

Shu Yan still has a lot of opinions about Lin Tian not returning last night.

She was already very open-minded to herself, and she turned a blind eye to his two lovers outside, but it was a bit too much to go to her lover's place at night, and as a legal wife, she had to take a position on this.

Therefore, after waiting for Lin Tian to put all the antiques away, Shu Yan took him upstairs and said straight to the point: "Lin Tian, I have something to announce to you." ”

Lin Tian saw her serious face and thought to himself, what is there to announce?

"Are you pregnant?" Lin Tian looked at her stomach and asked.

"What nonsense! Don't talk, listen to me. The queen's face was cold, and Lin Tian immediately thought in his heart and nodded.

"Lin Tian, we are now a legal couple, right?"

"Uh-huh!"

"Then I will declare that from this day onwards you must go home and sleep at night without any special circumstances; I'm your wife, and if you go to sleep with your lover at night, what will happen to me? I'm going to be a laughing stock, and your big and small lovers must be laughing at me behind my back. ”

"Huh?" Lin Tian was surprised, thinking that he must have misunderstood that he slept with the royal sister yesterday, and was about to explain something, but Shu Yan immediately said: "Ah what, don't think that I don't know what you men think, a wife is not as good as a concubine, and a concubine is better than stealing, if that's the case, I don't want to take your Lin Tian's place, whoever is your wife is the most miserable unlucky guy." ”

After Shu Yan said that, the more she thought about it, the more angry she became, and she raised a kick and kicked it on Lin Tian's calf.

Lin Tian has no position on this, after all, Shu Yan is really right, emotionally speaking, he does favor Zhou Zhihan a little, but this point must not be said.

So Lin Tian didn't dodge, and after letting her kick twice, he hugged her and said: "Wife, there is a bit of a misunderstanding here, in fact, I was not in Yuecheng yesterday, I went out in an emergency, how could I have the idea that a wife is not as good as a concubine?" Wife, you are so beautiful, there is no more beautiful woman in the world than you, and you are also absolutely ...... in bed*, woman, a woman like you, do you say that I can put you at home as an ornament, it is absolutely love to death, I don't believe you touch my heart. ”