Chapter 026: Fat Jia Chao
It can be seen that this fat man is still only a teenager, at most fifteen or sixteen years old. On the round face is a pair of squinting eyes, and the eyebrows are surprisingly thin. Normally, the mouth of a fat person is squeezed very small by the fat on his cheeks, but he does not. According to Xiao Ma's speculation, if his big mouth was completely open, he could easily stuff a whole red Fuji. But because of this, it makes his face look "fat but not greasy" and "outstanding but not outstanding".
He is very clean, and it is quite rare for a fat person to make people feel this way, and at this time, the one in front of Brother Xiao Ma is definitely one. He was not very old, but he was wearing a fat gold silk man's suit, which looked nondescript, and his eyes were not big, but he had a book in his left hand and a folding fan in his right hand, which made him full of commotion. In short, it's how awkward it looks, but it's not annoying.
The little fat man was still very polite, and when he walked to the table with his hands arched, he began to introduce himself:
"Hello brother and sister, my name is Jia Chao, I am the Shaodong of this tavern, I don't know the food in the small shop, can the two of you eat it smoothly?"
The child's voice is childish, and with his dress, he looks a bit like a cross talk apprentice.
Brother Xiao Ma slandered in his heart:
"Hehe, it turns out that he is still a rich second generation! No wonder he is so stylish and willful, he dares to dress up like this.
'Jia Chao'...... It's just that who gave the name ...... 'counterfeit banknote'?
Sure enough, you can't go the ordinary way to make a fortune!"
At the same time, he also replied: "It's quite smooth, the food and wine are good, may I ask your brother what is the matter?"
When he heard Xiao Ma say the word "brother", the little fat man's eyebrows were obviously raised, and a beautiful feeling of being recognized instantly began to ferment in the bottom of his heart, and the eyes that were so small that they were almost negligible seemed to be a little moist in an instant. Probably because of this figure, because I usually have enough cold eyes, fat people lack love and friends.
I saw that the little fat man was stunned for a moment, and only after coming back to his senses did he say: "It's nothing, it's just that I heard my brother and sister talking about the Dongzhou audition just now, and I couldn't hide the excitement in my heart, so I didn't control my mouth for a while, so I interjected." By the way, I hope my sister doesn't blame me. The fat man turned his head to Lu Yao and bowed to salute, his voice trembling slightly.
Lu Yao was indeed a little angry, she was talking, but she was interrupted by someone else's interjection, of course she felt very uncomfortable. But she saw that this little fat man was not annoying, on the contrary, he was quite polite, so she also revealed what had just happened and didn't put it in her heart. Lu Yao only shook her head at the fat man, but she didn't speak, and the goddess's expression was still very indifferent at this time.
I didn't expect this little fat man to be a self-acquaintance, probably because he was called "brother" by Brother Xiao Ma just now, at this time his heart was warm, and the little flame of looking for friendship and confidant had not been extinguished, so he lifted his shirt and sat directly next to Brother Xiaoma.
He held the book in his arms with one hand, opened the fan half in front of his mouth with the other, then turned his head and whispered in the ear of Little Pony:
"Big brother, you're going to participate in the Dongzhou audition, right?"
Brother Pony was startled at first, thinking that he was going to do something, his head flashed back subconsciously, and later he realized that the little fat man just wanted to say something to himself, so he lifted his guard again.
After listening to his question, Brother Xiao Ma nodded, his eyes widened, and he did not speak.
When the little fat man saw that Brother Xiao Ma gave an answer, he immediately retracted his head and smiled.
Brother Xiao Ma was wondering what he was going to do, when he saw him look around, and then leaned his head over, still blocking his mouth with a folding fan, and whispered cautiously: "I'm going too, hehe......"
Brother Xiao Ma was full of black lines, and said in his heart: You can go if you go! Why are you so mysterious! Make yourself so awkward, as if you are doing a job, or in front of a big beauty.
However, the little fat man's next sentence immediately made Brother Xiao Ma overjoyed, and instantly lifted all defenses against him, and his favorability directly increased to 12,000 percent.
The fat man said: "Since you are a fellow believer, then the eldest brother will invite me to this meal!"
This sudden change made Xiao Ma stunned at first, and when he came to his senses, his big mouth immediately grinned. At the same time, he hugged the little fat man, patted him affectionately on the back, and then said arrogantly: "Brother, it's interesting enough!"
Sister Lu Yao didn't expect that Brother Xiaoma's luck would be so good, but in the blink of an eye, this meal was eaten in vain. At the same time, her perception of this bold little fat man in her heart couldn't help but improve a little.
When the little fat man saw Brother Xiaoma's arrogance, he was happy in his heart, so he laughed too.
Brother Xiao Ma laughed for a while, then began to hook his shoulders with the little fat man, put his back on his back, and only heard him say slowly:
"Brother, you may not know, in fact, Brother Pony and I believe in fate. To be honest, since I saw you for the first time just now, I felt that our brothers and sons were destined. Do you believe it or not? Even if you are not a brother in this life, you will definitely be in your last life. Haha......"
"Believe, of course I believe, I also feel that you are particularly close to your eldest brother. After hearing your eldest brother call me 'brother' just now, I actually already regarded you as a big brother in my heart, otherwise I wouldn't have told you that I was going to participate in the audition. Anyway, from today on, you will be my eldest brother, and this tavern belongs to my father, but I have the final say, eldest brother, as long as you want to come to eat, you can come to eat, and the food and wine money are all counted as brothers!"
Sister Lu Yao was next to her, and she almost didn't squirt out a sip of tea!
I saw that the little fat man's eyes were red, his voice trembled, and what he said just now seemed to be really heartbroken.
Sister Lu Yao didn't know what little brother Ma was planning, and she was also deceived by his arrogant appearance, and she really thought that he was so sympathetic because he fell in love with this little fat man.
How gloomy Brother Xiaoma's world is! It's rare to meet a little tyrant who is so atmospheric and lacks friends, Brother Xiaoma can't take advantage of the opportunity anymore, and he's almost set his temper, and won't he have to worry about eating in the future.
He thought to himself: If he is an eighteen-year-old man, if he can't even pay for his "daughter-in-law's" meal, it is really too much.
However, in fact, even Brother Xiao Ma didn't expect that this little fat man was so excited and so arrogant, without saying a word, he directly sealed himself a super VIP, and everything will be free in the future, that's it!
Brother Xiao Ma was so happy that he couldn't close his mouth, and he staggered with the little fat man, talked about wine, and before the third round, the two of them seemed to have really become brothers with different surnames.
Sister Lu Yao watched coldly from the side, looking at the ugliness of these two second-class goods. Although he despised it in his heart, he was also deeply impressed by Brother Xiaoma's good luck and this little fat man's generosity.
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