054. I want to eat you

"Yang Ming, what do you want! Open your mouth wide and drool like a big crocodile! Chen Mengyan was a little amused when she saw Yang Ming stupidly propping her chin on the desk.

Drooling? Do I have one? Yang Ming raised his head, he was just studying the transition of brain cell waste during class, and he was ready to take a break between classes. However, the beauty took the initiative to find herself, of course, she couldn't ignore it, Yang Ming said with a smile: "Yes, I just want to eat you!" ”

The Chinese language is so broad and profound, sometimes a sentence or even a word has several different meanings, and it is only in Chinese that such difficult questions appear.

Yang Ming's current sentence "I want to eat you" can be interpreted in several ways:

One, I'm hungry, and I want to eat you in my stomach. That's the original meaning. This often happens between two fierce animals, one high and one low, such as a tiger saying to a goat: I want to eat you.

2. Although I am not hungry, I hate you, and I want to eat you to relieve my hatred! This is an extended meaning. This often happens between two enemies, such as two people fighting, and one party says: I want to eat you!

Three, I want to XO you. This is the modern sense, and it is also the popular sense. The frequency of use is the highest, in this case it often happens to two couples who are flirting, the man looks at the woman's delicate appearance, and wants to give her to XXOO, but it is not easy to say, just say I want to eat you. Or maybe the woman is very emotional and wants to dedicate herself to her boyfriend, but she is embarrassed to say it so explicitly, she can only say: You eat me!

The third case is the most prevalent one, and it is often widely used by people, both online and in reality. For example, in the hotel in City B, Zhao Yanyan was moved by Liu Lei, so she said to him: You can eat me now! (For the detailed plot, please refer to Lao Yu's complete urban rebirth Niu X novel "Rebirth Chasing Beauty", which is also a cool book by the protagonist Niu X)

Now in this situation, Yang Ming said that I am like eating you, how could Chen Mengyan not want to be crooked! The relationship between the two people is a bit ambiguous, so it's easier to associate it with this.

So Chen Mengyan blushed and said, "What do you want!" ”

"What did I think?" Yang Ming looked at Chen Mengyan's twisted appearance and wondered a little, what did I think! Can you see my thoughts? Could it be that the world is crazy now, and the city is full of supernatural people?

"Humph! Dogs can't spit ivory out of their mouths, and they will take advantage of me verbally all day long! Chen Mengyan glanced at Yang Ming, as if she was very dissatisfied with his daring or not.

Yang Ming was stunned for a moment, shook his head, and then reacted, it turned out that what he said was ambiguous! But the conscience of heaven and earth, I didn't have any crooked thoughts at that time, I just said it casually! There was no way, Yang Ming could only smile perfunctorily.

Fortunately, Chen Mengyan didn't want to entangle with Yang Ming on this, she knew that if she continued to entangle, she would definitely be abducted by Yang Ming in the end.

"I've read the volume for you, yes, Yang Ming, you made it yourself?" Chen Mengyan put the corrected paper on the table.

"You don't believe me?" Yang Ming was very unhappy when asked.

"No, that's not what I meant!" Chen Mengyan suddenly found that her words seemed to hurt Yang Ming's self-esteem a little, and hurriedly explained.

"Hehe, actually, I didn't mean that just now." Yang Ming was referring to the matter of "I ate you".

"Huh?" Chen Mengyan didn't understand.

"It's fine. Well, my efforts have been very effective for a while, right? Yang Ming didn't want to continue to dwell on this.

"Well, yes, Yang Ming, it's amazing that you have memorized so much in such a short period of time!" Chen Mengyan said with some admiration: "If it were me, it would be impossible to pick up the knowledge that has been lost for so long!" ”

"Hehe, don't look at who I am!" Yang Ming didn't say the rest of the sentence, that is: I have glasses, do you have them!

"Okay, don't be arrogant, why don't you do all these big things?" Chen Mengyan asked, pointing to the big questions on the back of the paper.

"No, it won't." Yang Ming said honestly: "I can memorize the basic concepts by memorization, but the big questions are not good, there are too many comprehensive conditions involved, isn't it simple?" Mildew, arrogant, turbulent, falcon blow mold? br>

Chen Mengyan heard Yang Ming say this, and felt that this was indeed the case, what is needed to solve the comprehensive problem is the usual accumulation and integration, with Yang Ming's current speed, it is already very good to be able to master this kind of process in such a short period of time!

"Let me explain to you the solution ideas of these questions, as well as the key points for getting points! When you take the exam, if you encounter a similar question again, even if you can't do it, you won't write a single word empty. For example, in this question about electric field, you just list the basic formula I=Q/t, so you get a formula score of 2 points! Chen Mengyan wrote on the paper as she spoke: "Also, comprehensive questions are often divided into several small questions, for example, the first question is to find what is the amount of electricity, then you can transform the formula I=Q/t into Q=It, so that as long as you substitute the value, it is easy to get the answer, this question has a total of 15 points, and the 5 points of the first question will be in your hand!" ”

Yang Ming watched Chen Mengyan take the trouble to give himself a lecture every day, and he was very moved! What a kind girl! If you can become your girlfriend, it will be a blessing from your previous life!

In this era when the examination room is like a battlefield, who would sacrifice precious review time to lecture others, and tell others about their learning experience, after others will know it, it will be equivalent to having one more competitor in the future, and most people will not do this kind of stupid thing.

At the same time, Yang Ming was still a little embarrassed, he took it for granted that he couldn't do these big questions, so he didn't take a closer look at them at all, he didn't expect the first question of these questions to be so simple!

Although Yang Ming still couldn't understand some of the questions, he still listened carefully. He didn't want to live up to Chen Mengyan's hard work. Regardless of whether Chen Mengyan really has a good impression of herself, the current Yiqiē has made Yang Ming very satisfied.

However, there are always some people who spoil the scenery to spoil such a harmonious atmosphere. It's very pure and ambiguous, the first volume of the ability first appears054.I want to eat you.