And "prostitute" Wang Zhitao has been very depressed recently, not to mention the failure of the college entrance examination, he went out camping and finally found a young lady to relax, and after being scared into impotence, Wang Zhitao went to many hospitals, large and small, what ancestral secret recipes, old military doctors, and palace doctors have tried, but it just doesn't work!

The results of the examination are nothing more than no serious illness, but a nervous psychological disorder. However, it is this kind of psychological suggestion that is the most difficult to cure. Otherwise, there wouldn't be so many mental illnesses in this world.

The physical ones are easy to do, and they can always be cured by taking medicine and surgery. But I'm afraid that this kind of innocent thing, how can you let people treat it? Therefore, most of his life called Wang Zhitao to see a psychiatrist.

Wang Zhitao is in a hurry, but he can't talk to his family, and the depression in his heart can be imagined.

Fortunately, the university has opened, and there are a lot of messy things, so Wang Zhitao temporarily forgot about his illness.

Throwing away the oiled paper that wrapped the pancakes, Wang Zhitao scolded: "Damn, the price has risen, and this thing has been drawn!" It turned out that there was still half a ham sausage in it, and now the hair is gone! I already knew to buy two! ”

As soon as the oil paper fell to the ground, an old man wearing a red armband rushed over like Wang Zhitao: "That student, you litter everywhere on campus and will be fined fifty!" ”

"Huh?" Wang Zhitao was stunned: "This is also a fine?" ”

"Nonsense, if you don't pay a fine, will you be able to remember it for a long time next time?" The old man rolled his eyes and said, "Hurry up, I'll sue you for a bad attitude." The whole school can be informed! ”

As soon as Wang Zhitao heard the report of the whole school, he immediately obediently took out fifty yuan and gave it to the old man. I still have to pick up girls, if I report this matter, then my reputation will be fucked!

It's just that Wang Zhitao doesn't understand. There was no one near me just now, and this old man was a hundred meters away, why did he run over so quickly? It's like stepping on two Hot Wheels under your feet?

In fact, there is no fine in the school at all, and if there is a fine, it is also the cadre of the student union who is responsible for school discipline. But Wang Zhitao is a freshman, where do you know this.

And this old man is a liar in this area, specializing in targeting new students, and he has repeatedly succeeded. After Wang Zhitao left. The old man suddenly straightened his waist, and his voice was also restored to the voice of a middle-aged man: "Stupid, seeing that you are so rich, I knew that you would ask for 200!" ”

Yang Ming and his entourage broke up when they passed by the door of the girls' dormitory building. In the afternoon, there are still very important things to do, and students of various majors should go to the designated places of each department to report again.

Yang Ming is a computer. In fact, he no longer needs to worry about employment. Even if you are poor, you can still make some income by gambling on stones, so professionalism is not so important. Yang Ming's parents want him to apply for a more popular major, judging from the current large-scale shì. High-tech informatization majors are still relatively popular, and computer is one of them. And Yang Ming himself. I'm also interested in computers. So it's all a hobby. Anyway, in the future, he has already decided that he wants to make money with his abilities.

"Dude, how do you get to the Planning and Control Academy?" Yang Ming asked a senior who seemed to be more studious with glasses.

"Calculation and control? What is the control? The glasses senior was stunned and asked.

"It's a computer!" Yang Ming said in his heart. Isn't it, isn't this guy's glasses for purpose? Instead of playing games and hitting the ground?

"Damn, the Academy! Say it earlier! The glasses senior suddenly realized: "I'm from the Academy, you're a freshman, right?" I'll take you! ”

"A brothel?" Yang Mingyi, is this okay? The man with glasses in front of him, just like the turtle man who solicited customers in a brothel in ancient times, patted his chest and said: I am from a brothel, I will take you there!

"Yes, the School of Computer Science, referred to as the School of Computer Science! What kind of planning and control, computer and automation control have long been divided into two departments. The glasses senior said.

So that's the case, Yang Ming nodded, but this abbreviation is a little too lewd, right?

Maybe seeing Yang Ming's somewhat strange expression, the glasses senior said disapprenously: "What, do you think this abbreviation is a bit ambiguous?" ”

Yang Ming nodded, do you still need to ask?

"It's good if it's been a long time, it's called that every session, the boys in the hospital are called men, and the girls are called women! Like me, you are a man, and you will be a man in the future! The glasses senior said seriously.

Yang Ming looked left and right, this is the school! as

Dao, I thought that the person in front of me was going to pull himself into the water in the nightclub duck head, and I felt that I was admitted to the university with great effort, and in the end I became a glorious "prostitute"!

"Hey, buddy, don't have any ideas, how many years have this title been called!" The glasses senior said: "Moreover, this also shows that the boys in our computer department are famous!" ”

"Fame? What do you mean? Yang Ming was a little inexplicable.

"You think, the word computer science is not groundless, there is a reason why the boys in our computer department are called computer men, which means that there are many boys in our department and the quality is good! Those little girls from the Department of Economics and Management and the Department of Foreign Languages have come to our department to find a partner! The glasses senior said mysteriously.

No way! After hearing this, Yang Ming said in his heart, he is really a prostitute!

"But if you want to get married in a down-to-earth way, you should find it in our computer department, but there are relatively few girls who study computers, you have to start first, otherwise you will have no fun." The glasses senior said.

"Why do you have to look for a computer department?" Yang Ming didn't understand.

"It's not that you have to look for the computer department, it's just that there are too many girls in the Department of Economics and Management and the Department of Foreign Languages, the overall atmosphere is not very good, and there are too few pure girls. The glasses senior said.

Broken belt? Yang Ming doesn't believe that Chen Mengyan will be spoiled by others, and the environment can change a person, but not everyone will be changed by the environment.

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"Don't believe it, I've studied this very well!" The glasses senior said: "I was the object of a foreign language department back then, so you ate raw and watery, what happened later, didn't you invest in the arms of a lot of money!" ”

Grass! Dare to love this guy is a very hurt man, no wonder he is so cynical! Yang Ming felt that what this guy said must be a special case, but it happened to him, and he took it as a hundred.

"Today happens to be the day for the new students to register, and I am ready to take this opportunity to see if there is a suitable freshman sister and grab one." A few words from the glasses senior exposed his lewd nature.

It's a sullen man again, and I thought he was a nerd. Yang Ming shook his head. However, having such an old man talking endlessly about the Computer Science College for Yang Ming saved Yang Ming a lot of trouble. Even who to find for the exam, which teacher is strict in class, and which class is not named.

"My name is Zhang Weihan, if you don't understand anything in the future, you can come to me directly! I am in the Student Union Life Department. The glasses senior enthusiastically handed Yang Ming a business card.

No way? Do the current student leaders have business cards? Yang Ming took the business card and looked at it, my day!

Professional management to find people, draw questions before the exam, introduce short-term odd jobs, tutoring.

Seeing Yang Ming's surprised appearance, Zhang Weihan was a little embarrassed: "Hehe, make some extra money, there is my mobile phone on it, if you need to call me directly!" ”

Yang Ming didn't need the two items in the back, but the two in front seemed to be able to be used in the future. College exams are different from high school, and you don't get high scores just by cheating.

Teachers in many subjects at university divide the final grades into two parts: the usual grades and the paper grades. Generally, it is three or seven open, but there are also five or five open.

The usual grade refers to the number of times you usually attend classes, and generally five to ten points will be deducted for one absence, until the deduction is exhausted. That is to say, if the final grade is 55, even if you have a score on the paper, you are not correct in any question, and you usually miss too much in class and do not have the usual grade, then you still fail.

Yang Ming took this into account and put away his business card. He nodded to Zhang Weihan and said, "Okay, if I have something, I'll call you, the charge won't be too high, right?" ”

"Of course not, but if you expect you to hang up in any subject, you'd better greet me in advance. You know, it's the students who make the papers, and I just need to get through that relationship. But after the results come out, it's not very easy to do, that's all what the teacher says. So the price before and after the event is not the same, if you look for me in advance, it is generally 200 yuan, but the full refund. It depends on the situation afterwards, and if you really can't do it, you'll have to wait until the make-up exam. Zhang Weihan explained: "You also know that the school management is very strict now, and there are very few teachers who violate discipline because of a few hundred yuan!" "Very pure and ambiguous, Volume II, chasing the United States era 178." "Brothel" and "Prostitute"