Yang Ming stood on the stage like a figure in the world, facing the audience, and then suddenly stretched out his hand, took off the top hat on his head and threw it at the audience, causing a rush of grabbing.

Then, the scarf and coat also made Yang Ming throw it down, and just when the audience was boiling, Yang Ming suddenly shouted: "There was a loud bang in the sky, and Lao Tzu appeared brightly!" ”

There was another round of cheers and whistles from the audience, of course, mixed reviews. Some people were dismissive of Yang Ming's grandstanding. Think he's putting on a show. But most students still think that Yang Ming's appearance is very gorgeous and chic! Bring highlights and novelties to the boring university life.

When Ren Jianren saw Yang Ming's expression, he was about to smoke, what the hell is this guy going to do? Before he could fight, Ren Jianren shouted coldly: "Yang Ming, are you done?" When you're done, can you begin? ”

"One qiē is all in the words, I send you a couplet!" As he spoke, Yang Ming turned around, revealing a couplet on his back, which read: Punch Nanshan Nursing Home and kick Beihai Kindergarten. Horizontal batch on the buttocks: slab brick breaking martial arts.

immediately attracted a burst of sighs and snickering from the audience. And Ren Jianren's face turned green after seeing it! Is this obviously putting oneself in the same category as nursing homes and kindergartens? Does it mean that he is not even as old, weak, sick and disabled?

What else is the brick-breaking martial arts? This is obviously laughing at the uselessness of his own kung fu! Just as he was about to refute, he heard Yang Ming speak first: "How do you want to compare?" ”

"How to compare? Of course, it's better than taekwondo! After hearing this, Ren Jianren said dissatisfiedly: "Since you are here, don't you know this truth?" ”

"That's a mistake!" Yang Ming shook his head again and again after hearing this. Seeing that Ren Jianren was a little inexplicable, Yang Mingcai said unhurriedly: "If you compare taekwondo, then I can only bow my head and admit defeat!" ”

"What do you mean?" Ren Jianren was stunned: "You don't want to compare?" Do you want to repent? ”

"Neither nor not!" Yang Ming waved his hand and said, "You say it's better than taekwondo, but I don't even know the most basic rules of Muay Thai, so it's not just about losing?" It's better not to compare, and admit defeat quickly! Save yourself from having a visual impact on everyone. Do you think so? ”

"yes, he's right, isn't that bullying! People don't know taekwondo at all, what can they compare to you! ”

"That's right. It's not fair! It's so unfair! ”

"It's not comparable, it's glorious to lose, it's dirty to win!"

The people in the audience all complained, and a few of the leaders here were naturally Zhang Bin and Tian Donghua. Including Wang Zhitao, he didn't have a good impression of this taekwondo club, and he also mobilized the whole class to support Yang Ming.

It was Sun Zhiwei, as Yang Mingdi's squad leader, who originally hated Yang Ming very much. But now Yang Ming represents not only Yang Ming himself, but the computer 082 class, and even the entire freshman group!

So he couldn't stop his classmates from cheering Yang Ming on, so he had to sit aside with his breath. I hope that Ren Jianren can teach Yang Ming a lesson.

"Then how do you compare!" Ren Jianren blushed when he heard this, and it was not easy to attack. Yang Ming is right, people don't know taekwondo. Aren't you using your strengths to beat other people's weaknesses?

"Let's fight freely!" Yang Ming said: "It's not limited to any rules. ”

Kickboxing? Ren Jianren was stunned. Then I thought. That's good, then I can beat you up with taekwondo! Ren Jianren was most afraid that Yang Ming would say that he was not allowed to use taekwondo moves and other rules. That would be a bit of a tie-down. Now that there are no rules, you can play to your strengths!

He didn't think that Yang Ming knew taekwondo at all, so he didn't want to ask Yang Ming for anything at all, so after Yang Ming said the rules, Ren Jianren felt that there was no difference from what he had imagined before, so he nodded and agreed: "Okay!" In that case, then I will use taekwondo, and you can use whatever moves you want. ”

Ren Jianren's words caused a burst of sighs from the audience, which was extremely shameless, he used his strengths, and others were casual. It's a one-sided game!

However, Yang Ming disagreed, and asked aggressively, "I can use any tricks?" ”

"Yes! Whatever! "Ren Jianren said in his heart, why are you kid so inky, hurry up and let me beat you up, won't it be over!

"Okay, then I can use a trick?" Yang Ming asked.

"Holy! You're using tricks to shut me down

Ready, ready? Ren Jianren asked impatiently.

"Don't you want to ask me what my trick is?" Yang Ming continued to speak unhurriedly.

"You're ......!!" Ren Jianren almost went violently, but he still endured patience and said, "Then what is your trick?" ”

"Hah!" Yang Ming turned around, then pointed to the couplet behind him and said to Ren Jianren: "This is my tactic!" ”

Ren Jianren was so angry that his face turned green, and green smoke came out of his nostrils! It turns out that this kid is deliberately trying to humiliate me! What punched Nanshan Nursing Home and kicked Beihai Kindergarten? Are you a nursing home and a kindergarten? , look at how I beat you to cry dad and call mom for a while!

"Can we start now?" Ren Jianren said coldly.

"Okay, I'm here to let you know yourself and your opponent, and win all battles!" Yang Ming said.

"I don't need to know myself or my opponent to beat you." Ren Jianren said, got up and prepared his posture, ready to attack.

"What are you going to do?" Yang Ming suddenly asked.

"Isn't it time to compete?" Ren Jianren was stunned.

"Wait, I need to warm up. You've warmed up before, but I'm not warm yet. Yang Ming said, and began to jump up like a boxer: "You don't want me to warm up, right?" Do you want to bully people? ”

"You're hot!" Ren Jianren was about to explode when he heard this, aren't you kidding me! So he relaxed his tense nerves again and watched Yang Ming warm up there.

After about five or six minutes, Yang Ming was sweating all over his head, and Ren Jianren finally couldn't help it: "Are you hot yet?" ”

"Alright." Yang Ming nodded and stopped his warm-up movements.

Ren Jianren just wanted to prepare to attack, but he heard Yang Ming say: "Wait, I was sweating after exercising for a long time just now, and now it's a little cold." ”

"Why are you doing so much!" Ren Jianren said angrily and stopped the attack abruptly.

"You don't mean to catch a cold, do you? Are you ill-intentioned? Unscrupulous in order to win? Yang Ming asked with a pretended surprise look.

"I'm cǎo! Then do what you want to do! Ren Jianren is a little helpless, what is this guy going to do? You can't be deliberately delaying time, right?

"Where's my coat?" Yang Ming looked around the audience, and he threw down his coat when he came to the stage just now.

"Here we are!" Zhang Bin took Yang Ming's coat just now and ran quickly to the stage.

Yang Ming took the coat and asked in a low voice, "Are you ready?" ”

"Be careful, as we said before, it's in the big pocket on the left." Zhang Bin nodded and said.

Yang Ming put the coat on his body, and then fastened the buttons again, before he nodded to Ren Jianren and said, "You can start!" ”

Ren Jianren breathed a sigh of relief, you're finally done! Ren Jianren jumped to the center of the field and was ready to attack. Unexpectedly, Yang Ming was very stunned and said, "What are you going to do?" ”

"What for? Naturally, it's a competition? Ren Jianren asked rhetorically.

"Before the taekwondo competition, don't both sides have to bow and salute first? You're the president of a taekwondo club, so you don't know this bit of common sense, right? Yang Ming pretended to be strange and said.

"Hmph." Ren Jianren had no choice but to stop his offensive trend, but his lungs were about to turn into balloons. Okay, you kid, you can play me, I'll see how long you can drag it out, and you'll be good-looking in a while!

Ren Jianren bowed to Yang Ming very stiffly, and Yang Ming also bowed like him.

"Are you okay now? I'm going to attack if it's okay? Ren Jianren didn't dare to attack directly this time, but asked tentatively. He has been made two big by Yang Ming.

"Well, what do I want to think?" Yang Ming pretended to hesitate and snickered in his heart. Seeing that you are a sports student, you don't want to study at university! But Lao Tzu, I was a good student when I was in junior high school! There is a text from "Zuo Chuan" called "Cao Di's Polemic", which has a very classic sentence called: One blow, then decline, three and exhaustion. Look at you now, you're exhausted!

In fact, Yang Ming didn't need to do this at all, the current Yang Ming, even if Ren Jianren was high, Yang Ming had a hundred ways to kill him in an instant. Very pure and ambiguous, the second volume of the era of chasing the United States 209