Yang Ming and Chen Mengyan came to the school cafeteria, Yang Ming first asked Chen Mengyan to occupy a seat, and then went to order food by himself. Chen Mengyan's breakfast is very simple, usually white porridge and pickles, Yang Ming has bought it many times before, so he knows without asking. Yang Ming ordered a basket of steamed buns by himself, and then walked towards Chen Mengyan's table.

However, I saw a couple quarreling with Chen Mengyan.

"There's someone next to me, he's gone shopping, and he'll be back soon!" Chen Mengyan said with a frown.

"Ha, you said that there are people, there are people?" The man with glasses bared his teeth and said to Chen Mengyan: "You want to say that the seats in this canteen are all occupied, is everyone going to go outside for a picnic?" ”

"Why are you unreasonable, you see, there are already two sets of utensils here! Why are you still sitting here? Chen Mengyan was a little unhappy, this person was really not good at talking.

"Hah! Do you think it's a university study hall? Take out a notebook and write the word occupying a seat? Sue you, this set is outdated! The man with glasses grinned without any grace: "New student, you?" ”

"Handsome guy, don't pay attention to her, she is not a good product at first glance, I don't know which good one to occupy a seat!" The coquettish woman next to the glasses man said to the man with the eyes.

Handsome guy? It's disgusting, it's more obscene than a mouse, this kind of person is also called a handsome guy? Yang Ming wanted to vomit!

"What do you say?" Chen Mengyan is not so easy to mess with. Seeing that this girl spoke so ugly, she couldn't help but retort.

"Phew! Still not willing to do so? The coquettish woman glared and said, "Look at you like that, you look like you rely on men to eat!" ”

"Smack!" As soon as the coquettish woman finished saying this, a bowl of steaming white porridge fell from the sky and buckled directly on her head, the juice drenched her, and the rice grains flowed everywhere along her hair.

"I think I'd better give you some food first!" Yang Ming said lightly.

"Who! Who dares to pour porridge on the old lady's head! The coquettish woman turned around with a red face and red eyes, looked at Yang Ming with a wicked smile on her face, pointed at him and said angrily: "What are you going to do!" ”

"I'll give you food!" Yang Ming shrugged his shoulders indifferently.

"Wow, yes, yes. The old lady fought with you! The coquettish woman stretched out her hand and grabbed Yang Ming.

"Stay put." Yang Ming pushed her and directly pushed the coquettish girl: "Don't think that if you are a woman, I won't dare to do anything to you." I'll beat you up if I'm in a hurry! ”

"Grass your mother, the old lady and you will die together!" The coquettish woman picked up a broken bowl from the ground. It's like Yang Ming rushed over.

"Do you have that function?" Yang Ming looked at the coquettish woman with some mockery, slapped the broken bowl in her hand and knocked it away, and then said to the man with glasses: "Four eyes, you take care of your wife, don't let her be like a mad dog." ”

"What's your name? You sue me by your name! The glasses man was so angry that his chest rose and fell and pointed at Yang Ming and said.

"What, you still want to retaliate?" Yang Ming put the buns on the table and said to Chen Mengyan: "You eat the buns first, the white porridge is wasted on the dog." ”

"You damn it, who do you say is a dog!" The coquettish girl jumped up again: "Li Longshuai, he scolded me!" ”

"I know. I won't let him go! The man with glasses nodded and pointed at Yang Ming and said, "Boy, if you tell me, what is your name!" ”

"I don't have time to talk to you." Yang Ming said impatiently: "You hurry up, I don't want to beat you." ”

"Hmph, you don't say yes, do you? Okay, there's kind of you just sitting here and not moving! The man in glasses finished. I took out my phone and made a gesture to make a call.

"I don't move, if you want to find someone, hurry up, I still have to go to class after eating, so I won't accompany me." Yang Ming pursed his lips and said.

"You can do it, you have a kind of ......" The man with glasses held the phone. Flipped through the phone book. I flipped through it for a long time, and I didn't dial any number.

"Li Longshuai. Don't you know so many people on the road, give them a call and kill this little bitch! The coquettish woman shouted loudly, attracting the attention of many people in the cafeteria.

"I'm not looking for it, there are too many, I don't know who to look for!" The man with glasses said in his heart, I just usually brag with you, how can I know so many people! Auntie and grandma, if you weren't so fond of school violence, I would have blown it to you! I was just scaring that kid just now, but I didn't expect him to eat this set!

"Li Longshuai, you should hurry up, haven't you found it!" The coquettish girl said impatiently: "There are so many people, wouldn't it scare him to death if you find any one?" ”

"Oh, okay, I'll just find a random ......" Li Longshuai was helpless, so he had to find out the contact information of a former classmate who gave him a big brother in society, it is said that this person is very good in society, and his classmate is his younger brother.

Okay, let's pretend to be forced once! Li Longshuai dialed the contact information of the big brother in society: "Hey, please help me pass on the 8138607, just say that Li Dagang's buddy was kicked by someone, please call back 139 quickly...... Kindness? What? Shut down four years ago? ”

"......" Li Longshuai hung up the phone with a depressed face, now, there are indeed not many people to page, and the shutdown is commonsense. It's a surprise that the pager can still have zài.

"What's wrong? There are so many mobile phones, what are you doing on pagers! The coquettish girl said with some displeasure: "Don't you know some Dao brother wolf or something!" ”

"I ......" Li Longshuai said stubbornly, "I can contact such a person now......"

"Grass! Li Longshuai, where did all the people you told me about come from? Make it up? The coquettish woman frowned: "You entertain the old lady?" ”

"No...... I...... Isn't this what you like, that's why I said that......" Li Longshuai didn't care about Yang Ming and them, and said stubbornly.

"Damn! You're such a! I still believe in you! The coquettish girl glanced at Li Longshuai, and said with a disdainful face: "Look at what you look like, you don't know anyone!" ”

"I ...... Wife, don't be angry, I'll contact my junior high school classmate when I go back in a while, okay? Li Longshuai said with a smiling face.

"Don't call me wife, Li Longshuai, we broke up!" The coquettish woman crooked her mouth and said.

"This ...... Anything else, I really like you, don't worry, my friend is said to be very good, I look for him, I will definitely be able to clean up this little deflated three! Li Longshuai assured.

"Humph! Nothing! The coquettish woman snorted coldly: "Look at me!" As he spoke, he took out his phone.

"Hey, Sister Yao? I'm Xiaolu, I was bullied in the cafeteria, can you bring someone over? The coquettish woman said, "Well...... Okay, I'll be waiting for you here......"

"Sister Yao? Damn, are you looking for a young lady? Yang Mingqi said.

"You dare to say that, Sister Yao, you are useless! She can kill you, do you believe it? The coquettish girl snorted and said, "If you have the ability, don't move here." ”

"It's okay, I'm not full, you buy me another basket of steamed buns, I'll sit here and eat for a while." Yang Ming said: "But I don't see that you mean it, okay, I'm leaving." ”

"You dare to go!" The coquettish girl was anxious: "You go and try, don't think about mixing in this school when you leave!" ”

"What are you? I really doubt how you got into college. Yang Ming glanced at the coquettish girl and said teasingly: "Are you born as a young lady?" ”

"Jing Xiaolu, she is an art specialty!" Li Longshuai hurriedly argued.

"Shut up, no one will treat you as a dumb person if you don't speak!" The coquettish woman glanced at Li Longshuai with some unhappiness, and now she thinks, why is this boyfriend so stupid.

"Hehe, Four Eyes, you want this kind of goods too?" Yang Ming sighed very regretfully at the man with glasses: "Dude, take care, I'm leaving." ”

"Stop!" Jing Xiaolu was anxious, pointed at Li Longshuai and said, "You go buy him a basket of steamed buns and let him sit here for a while!" ”

"Okay, I'll go now!" Li Longshuai nodded in agreement without thinking about it.

Yang Ming shook his head, being a man to this point is enough to be the best!

"Yang Ming, forget it, don't be like them, are you wrong!" Chen Mengyan said with some worry.

"It's okay, someone treats you and doesn't eat for nothing!" Yang Ming smiled and said indifferently: "Who let these two guys deliberately scold you!" It is also appropriate to punish them. ”

"Hey, you like to cause trouble, I really don't know if it's good or bad." Chen Mengyan said with a slight sigh.

It didn't take long for Li Longshuai to run over with a basket of steamed buns, put the buns on the table and said, "For you!" "It's very pure and ambiguous, the second volume of chasing the beauty era 346