414. I'm dead
"That's right." Yang Ming grinned and stretched out his hand to brush it off a hole on Song Hang's body.
Suddenly, Song Hang's body began to feel extremely painful, like a needle prick, Song Hang was shocked, but it was too late, and the intense pain made him roll on the ground.
"Mom...... I'm dead...... I've been killed......" Song Hang thought he was about to return to the West, and kept howling.
After rolling for a while, Song Hang found that he was not dead, so he became even more frightened, now he was like being bitten by thousands of insects, it was even more unbearable than dead, it was better to die!
"When am I going to die?" Song Hang groaned with grinning teeth.
"I can't die, don't ink." Yang Ming said lightly: "I don't have the habit of killing people directly. โ
"I can't die?" Song Hang was overjoyed: "Master, dear grandfather, I really can't die?" โ
"Do you want to die?" Yang Ming glared at him: "If you really want to die, I can help you!" โ
"No, no, dear, I don't want to die...... But I'm so uncomfortable now, raise your hand, I'm worse than dead......" Song Hang hummed with a twisted face.
"You don't want to die? I think what you're doing now is clearly looking for death, huh? Yang Ming walked over and grabbed Song Hang's body again, and Song Hang let out a "snort", and suddenly felt a lot more comfortable.
"Thank you, thank you......" Song Hang only felt that the pain on his body disappeared all at once, and he was immediately surprised and delighted! I'm glad I don't have to suffer anymore, but I'm surprised. Yang Ming casually showed his hand. It's enough to shock Song Hang!
What is a martial arts master? What is Aunt Wulin? Yang Ming is it! Compared to the previous Hun Tianba and Feitian Qi and Yang Ming, that is a bird!
"Grandpa, did you make a point just now?" Song Hang asked cautiously.
"Haven't you heard the saying that the more you know, the faster you die." Yang Ming snorted coldly.
"Hey, hey. Father, am I not your grandson......" Song Hang said shamelessly: "I know it's okay, right?" โ
"Hmph, you'd better know less." Yang Ming glanced at him: "Don't tell anyone about my affairs, otherwise I guarantee that you will be more painful than just now...... I don't like to kill, but I like to torture people......"
"Can't...... Grandpa. Rest assured. I am your own grandson, how dare I betray you! Song Hang nodded hurriedly.
"What about the two of you?" Yang Ming glanced at Hun Tianba and Fei Tianqi.
"Don't worry, Shaoxia, although I am a hedge boy, I am also a person who knows how to repay my kindness, and Boss Song has said so, so we can't just talk nonsense." Hun Tianba said very arrogantly. It is right for him to do things for Wang Xifan, but the people of Jianghu pay attention to righteousness and commitment. Yang Ming had already shown mercy to his subordinates just now, so Hun Tianba also owed Yang Ming a favor. Yang Ming said that as long as he did not violate the principles of other places, he would abide by it for a while!
Yang Ming nodded, glanced at Song Hang, and said lightly: "Tomorrow I hope to see the contract signed." It's not that you're on the verge of rebellion! In one again and again two no longer three. This is the second time you've challenged my patience. Remember, there is no third time! โ
"I know. I know, my dear, don't worry, I know how to do it! Song Hang nodded hurriedly. Now, Yang Ming is a god-like existence in his mind, and he doesn't dare to disobey Yang Ming's words in the slightest!
"Well, this lamb skewer tastes good, you can bring me some when you come to sign the contract tomorrow!" Yang Ming commanded.
"However, didn't someone from the school come to our company to sign the contract?" Song Hang asked cautiously.
"Don't you have long legs? Won't you go there yourself? Yang Ming's gaze stayed on Song Hang's lap: "If you want to go, you can do it, but you have to give me a reason why you can't go, for example, I'll help you amputate your leg?" โ
"No...... No, my dear, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go, don't amputate, don't amputate......" Song Hang hugged his legs in fright, and almost sat on the ground again.
"Well, it's okay." Yang Ming nodded: "You can return this mutton skewer, you can return ten yuan." โ
"Yes, yes, my lord, you are good to go......" Song Hang hurriedly said.
"I haven't said I'm leaving, and you're trying to drive me away like that?" Yang Ming lowered his head and looked at Song Hang.
"No...... No, dear master, I didn't say I was going to drive you away, I really ......" Song Hang shook his head quickly and said.
"You've challenged my patience again and again, and you think I should make you remember it a little longer?" Yang Ming continued: "Otherwise, if you make me a little trouble today, and tomorrow you will make me a little trouble, I won't have time to play with you all day." โ
"No, my dear, I really can't......" Song Hang thought that Yang Ming was going to leave some parts on his body, and he was startled.
"That's not easy to say, I don't believe you." Yang Ming's gaze stayed on Song Hang's lower body.
Song Hang subconsciously covered his crotch, wouldn't he? Yang Ming wants to eunuch him?
"Take your pants off!" Yang Ming ordered.
"Don't...... Grandpa, I don't have any children yet...... Our Song family still has to pass on the ancestry......" Song Hang said with a bitter face.
"What does your succession have to do with me?" Yang Ming was stunned.
"Grandpa, do you want me to be a eunuch?" Song Hang asked.
"Eunuch, what are you doing?" Yang Ming couldn't help but be happy: "Take a few photos of you dancing striptease in the office." If you get sรจ with me again, I'll release the photos to the media, and you, the general manager, will probably come to an end, right? โ
"No need......" Song Hang really didn't think about making trouble with Yang Ming anymore, he didn't dare.
"Huh?" Yang Ming snorted: "I think you want to change something else to be more cool, right?" โ
"No, no...... I take off my ......" Song Hang jumped up and began to take off his pants.
"Get me a digital camera." Yang Ming said lightly.
"Okay, here's ......" Song Hang hurriedly took out a digital camera from the drawer.
"What is this? Digital video cameras? Yang Ming glanced at Song Hang's drawer and asked.
"Yes, yes, my lord, this is a digital video camera, the latest style of this year, high-definition ......" Song Hang nodded and said.
"Let's make a video!" Yang Ming casually picked up the digital camera and pressed the boot button: "En? What is it? โ
Yang Ming saw that there were still a few videos in the camera, so he clicked the play button, and as a result, the video of the real-life office battle between Song Hang and the secretary Xiaoli began to play on the camera......
"Ha, did you shoot well!" Yang Ming praised: "No need to shoot, these are enough, I took the camera, you have no opinion, right?" โ
"I didn't ...... "How dare Song Hang say that he has an opinion, unless he wants to die on ......the spot." Although he was very reluctant in his heart, there was no way.
The video of the striptease dancing in the office was released, and Song Hang was not very afraid, but if the video of the battle with the secretary was released, then he Song Hang would really be finished.
He can sit in his current position now, relying on his fat pig wife's family background, if this video is seen by his wife, then Song Hang can only go back to be his housewife in the future.
Yang Ming nodded, and strode out of Song Hang's villa with the camera. It wasn't until Yang Ming had walked a long way that Song Hang stood up tremblingly! Today, Song Hang is really scared!
He didn't dare to think of revenge at all! Because he understands a truth, that is, Yang Ming is very awesome, and he is so awesome that he can't imagine it!
Before, he thought that the two martial arts gods of Hun Tianba and Feitian Qi were awesome enough, but he couldn't even take Yang Ming's move, so he was both put to the ground! Thinking of the feeling he felt just now, Song Hang still has palpitations!
Yes, he will never take the initiative to provoke this person again, it's too scary!
Besides, his handle was still in Yang Ming's hands, so he didn't dare to make a casual mistake anymore!
Song Hang glanced at Hun Tianba and Feitian Qi who were lying on the ground: "How are you two doing?" Do you need to go to the hospital? โ
"No need, just cultivate it......" Hun Tianba shook his head.
"Forget it, let's go to the hospital." Song Hang shook his head: "Wait a minute, I'll call a car for you." "After all, they were injured because of themselves, and Song Hang couldn't ignore it.
"Thank you, Mr. Song......" Hun Tianba nodded, he is also older, and his ability to recover is not as good as before, so he can recover faster when he goes to the hospital.
"Don't talk to Mr. Wang about today's matter......" Song Hang instructed. He didn't want to be troubled by Yang Ming because of their big mouths. Very pure and ambiguous, the second volume of chasing the United States era 414