Chapter 101:-for-tat vs. Mai Mang

Chen Ping survived another day like this, he felt that he was developing and moving closer to the primitive people, living a lifetime, and the more he lived, the more he went back, there were cave people on the top of the mountain in ancient times, and Chen Ping in the existing black house, the only difference is that the cave people on the top of the mountain can be self-reliant, and Chen Ping can only fend for himself......

It is said that when you are in a bad mood, you will be hostile to the world, Chen Ping thought deeply about this, and now he couldn't help but want to knock down a slingshot when he saw a little bird flying over from the skylight!

A day has passed, this day is very long for Chen Ping, let him understand that sentence for the first time, life lies in movement, Chen Ping used to think that the so-called life movement is to have life, can exercise, now he feels that he should be good, no exercise, there is a fart life!

Life is born through exercise!!

Chen Ping looked at the blue and white sky and couldn't help but sigh secretly.

Turning her head to look over, the crown princess was holding a few side dishes in her hand, and Shi Shiran walked over, her face was radiant, her face was like snow fat, and her delicate posture was like a weak willow.

But at this moment, Chen Ping's eyes were calm, quite like the realm of red faces and pink skeletons in his eyes.

Graceful, yes, intellectual, yes, sexy, yes, charming, yes, but it's just a lack of heart, a leak top ten excellent!

"Why, I see that you are still quite resentful, and you still haven't figured out how to explain to this palace how you interact with the thief." The crown princess bent down and put the small dishes underneath, her head indifferent, and her expression sneered.

Chen Ping sighed, making his eyes extremely deep, "Crown Princess, the sky is so blue, the white clouds are so white, take a few more looks, you will feel that this world is far from being as dark as you think, we still have to go out and walk more, otherwise, something will happen if you go on like this, I'm worried about you, young man." ”

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It is true that something will happen, short-sighted, short-sighted, without any achievements based on facts, cranky thinking, looking for me where you can use me, and locking me up if you don't need me, as a princess, you can't be so superficial, you have to be the mother of the world in the future, you have to fight the concubines, you have to form a gang, you have to please the emperor, and you have to ...... It's heartbreaking to think about yourself.

The crown princess squinted her eyes and said: "What's the use of telling this palace, in the eyes of this palace, black is black, white is white, and I can't let you guide this palace." ”

That's a good thing to say, black is black, white is white, it's all up to you to transfer your will and mind, and guide it, my son just wants to detonate you!

"In this way, when the crown princess looks at me, it is dark." Chen Ping looked indifferent, shook his head and smiled bitterly, this princess is hopeless, a woman's subjective will is usually very dead-eyed, if you want to make a woman change her mind, it is undoubtedly very difficult under normal circumstances.

Unless there are special circumstances, such as in bed.

The crown princess sneered and said, "What do you say, if you don't have black spots, this palace has always been reasonable and generous, how can I wronged you indiscriminately." ”

Chen Ping has long been overly angry, he is not with theory, but also reasonable, generous to others, and what he says is better than singing.

There are black spots in the son, you are black, you are unfathomably black......

Chen Ping said lightly: "The crown princess is reasonable, Chen Ping has seen it." ”

How could the crown princess not hear the ridicule in her words, she sneered and snorted: "This palace doesn't tell you so much, whether it's a person or a ghost, you know it yourself, that is, if you think clearly, you want to drag it out with this palace, and this palace will let you out, otherwise, you just stay here until you figure it out!" ”

Figured?

I figured it out very much, but you didn't let me get through, day, I figured it out, bullshit, I really want to strangle this princess, my brain is not on my ass.

Chen Ping took a deep breath and said, "Then don't bother the princess, my son has thought about it, and he said to the princess, the princess, please please." ”

The crown princess looked surprised, this guy, compromise so quickly?

"It's best if you think so." The crown princess nodded and said, "Think about it, how to tell me, the palace will be looking for you then." ”

"What year is it?"

"Year of the Rat."

"What's next year?"

"Cow."

Chen Ping said: "Lead the cow, and this son will tell you." ”

After saying that, he turned around and went back.

The crown princess was stunned, and suddenly realized that this guy didn't plan to tell herself at all!!

The crown princess was so angry that her body trembled, and she scolded angrily: "Chen Ping, don't you toast and don't eat and drink!" ”

Chen Ping was too lazy to talk nonsense with her, he turned around and went in, he was really not in the mood to continue to ramble, a day of detention, let him completely understand what is called no freedom, what is called restriction, locked up in this dark room for a whole day, it really made him lose his temper, if this continues, he may not be bored enough to build an atomic bomb, Newton was smashed by an apple to make a whole gravity, and he locked up a small black house for a day, the whole atomic bomb is not too much, right? Hum!

As a modern person, he has always admired this so-called freedom and democracy, and this move by the crown princess has made Chen Ping completely lose hope in her, commonly known as hopeless.

The crown princess watched Chen Ping turn around and leave like this, ignoring her at all, and immediately said angrily: "You, you dare, you, you're angry with this palace!" ”

Chen Ping yawned, turned around and grinned, and said: "If you want to be angry, remember to look for me, my son knows a little about medical skills, and he may be able to help the princess when the time comes, but not too long, if he is too angry, his son will also be weak, it is best to be half angry, and this son will come to open up the eight veins of the Qi Jing for the princess." ”

Curse me?

The crown princess said angrily: "I won't look for you if I'm angry, you can be trapped here and starve to death, and see if the palace will let you out." ”

If you don't let it go, you have to let it go in the end, and I don't believe that you really have to lock up Lao Tzu for the rest of your life.

Chen Ping picked up a long knife next to him.

The crown princess was so frightened that she took a step back, frightened, and said, "Chen Ping, you, what do you want to do!" ”

Chen Ping rolled his eyes, ignored the stupid woman, but took enough of a piece of wood and bamboo beside him, and then used a knife to carve and carve on the wood and bamboo, he was too idle, he could only find something to do.

When the crown princess saw that this guy was ignoring herself again, her nostrils were tilted to the sky, the corners of her mouth twitched, and she gritted her teeth and said: "You, you can do it, you have the guts, this palace wants to see how long you can help and how long you can last." ”

How long?

Chen Ping smiled.

The crown princess saw that this person was really playing with the wooden bamboo in her hand there, carving and carving there with a knife, and she didn't know what was going on, and she became more and more suspicious in her heart, but the person was holding it in his hand, and it was still some distance from her, and she couldn't see what this guy was doing.

"Chen Ping......"

Didn't reply.

"Chen Ping!!"

Continue to work hard, if you call me, where will Lao Tzu's face go?

"Bold Chen Ping, this palace called you!"

Chen Ping looked dazed and said, "Crown Princess, you called me?" Ah, I'm sorry, I've been living in this house for a day lately, and my ears are bad, what do you say, Princess? ”

I like to see this girl's angry appearance, not to mention how tasteful it is, the undulating breasts, the slightly wheezing and reddened face, the pink and fragrant, the jade fat is red, and the beauty is incredible, no wonder, it is said that angry women dare to be sexy, and this is indeed the case.

Of course, looking at people, you make Sister Feng angry and have a sausage mouth, if you can see the beauty, Chen Ping will obey it.

The crown princess took a deep breath and said in a deep voice, "What are you doing here." ”

Chen Ping followed what she pointed at, it was a piece of bamboo hanging on the small skylight, he turned his head again, and said: "I didn't do anything, it was used to maintain vital signs, discharge inorganic salts and various amino acid components, and let people maintain their health." ”

The crown princess was stunned, and said angrily: "Talking nonsense again, you are as long as a bamboo plank, placed on top of that autumn orchid, don't you still think that this autumn orchid can grow along your long bamboo piece, you are too naΓ―ve!" ”

Chen Ping cried and laughed: "Crown princess, I'm not so boring. ”

The crown princess sneered, glanced at him holding a long knife and carving wood and bamboo, and said secretly in her heart, if you are not bored, there will be no boring people in this world.

"No, you're irrigating this autumn orchid? Where did you get the water in this house? The crown princess suddenly saw the wet marks on the long piece, and couldn't help but be a little surprised, and her slender hand gently stroked it.

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Curiosity is unacceptable.

PS: I feel like I've been in a bad state lately, woo woo~