Chapter 357: Joker

Things are really weird, imagine that this Imperial Soldier Hall is simply a bottomless pit, these Imperial Soldiers are simply deaf, and they have to scream loudly to hear what they are saying. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

However, these spirits of the imperial soldiers still thought that these trialists were all mute and violent....... Since there was no communication in between, those trialists had no choice but to take barbaric actions and take the Imperial Soldiers out of the Imperial Soldier Palace.

From this point of view, the Imperial Soldier is simply unacceptable to the trialists...... There was no communication between them at all, and the Trialist obtained the Imperial Soldiers, and must have left their imprint on the spirit of the Imperial Soldiers first, and then these Imperial Soldiers were probably resisting the barbaric behavior of the Imperial Soldier Monk all the way.

It's not difficult to understand why after getting the Imperial Soldier, those Enlightened Beings can't exert the power of the Imperial Soldier, this is a very simple thing, the Spirit of the Imperial Soldier doesn't want to cooperate with you at all, how can you give full play to the power of the Imperial Soldier?

Such a simple thing, but no one has deduced it clearly!

Lord Zulong has been deducing for many years, he didn't even guess this key point, he always thought that it was the reason for the monks, and even opened the Dragon Clan's treasure house, the Imperial Soldier Palace, these guys with problematic vision of the Dragon Clan, even thought that the Imperial Soldiers would have an impact on those geniuses.

However, if Gu Fengchen hadn't seen the battle between the puppy and the little hedgehog...... It is estimated that he will also find the spirit of the emperor soldier in this world, just like the original trialists, and then subdue it by his own actions, and take it away with his own brand.

It is estimated that this imperial soldier will not cooperate well with him in his life, and may even make trouble for himself at a critical time......

This puppy is really innocent and romantic, it actually wants to learn to laugh by itself, this thing is really ridiculous, Gu Fengchen really couldn't help laughing......

He didn't expect that there would be such a good thing in the world, so he happily agreed: "A little thing, I will definitely let you learn to laugh....."

But it is indeed a very difficult thing to teach the spirit of the murderous weapon to laugh. Gu Fengchen felt that teaching one person is teaching, and teaching two people is also teaching, so he yelled at the hedgehog with all his strength: "Little hedgehog, do you want to learn how to laugh?"

"What?" asked the little hedgehog in an earth-shattering voice.

"Do you want to learn how to laugh?" Gu Fengchen opened his voice and said word by word.

"There is no wheat lunch in the world, what conditions do you want, look back and smile at Bai Meisheng, a red dust concubine laughs, laughing is a very infectious expression, but unfortunately, I can't laugh ....." The little hedgehog's voice was like thunder, and the ground was shaken into dust by its sound......

How much energy is hidden in such a small body? Gu Fengchen couldn't help but be shocked when he saw this face, just talking like this could shake this place like this, this spirit of the emperor soldier was a little perverted.

"I like to listen to stories, I want to hear your stories, for example, why do you keep fighting?" Gu Fengchen asked the little hedgehog.

The puppy on Gu Fengchen's body jumped off Gu Fengchen's shoulder, it roared, and immediately the hedgehog also roared, these two guys seemed to remember that they were enemies, and they should be at war with each other instead of being friendly.......

It is estimated that the fight that has no purpose and cannot solve any problems at all will be staged again, and Gu Fengchen has no patience to watch the clumsy performances of these two guys at all.

He tore his voice and yelled loudly: "You two want to fight, don't choose today, I still have something to do today, don't you want to learn how to laugh?"

Gu Fengchen's words seemed to be really lethal, they glanced at each other, and they actually eased up.

"Fight again next time!" said the puppy, "Next time I fight again, now I have to learn to laugh, I have learned to laugh, with joy, my strength will go up one step further, and I can become a second-order emperor!"

"Just you stupid dog?" the hedgehog looked at the little dog with disdain and said, "You can also learn to laugh? learn to be happy, and when I become a second-order emperor, I guess you still don't know what laughter means!"

Could it be that the level of the imperial soldier is determined by laughter? Gu Fengchen is a little incomprehensible, this matter is beyond the scope of his understanding, how to say that the instrument spirit in the imperial soldier has mastered laughter, logically speaking, it will not have any effect on the level of the imperial soldier.

"As far as the emperor soldiers with seven emotions and six desires are concerned, they can go beyond the scope of the emperor soldiers....... There was once an imperial soldier who had seven emotions and six desires, and the imperial soldier hall that it broke through condensed the body, beyond the scope of weapons, and became a real creature, he told us that in order to go beyond the scope of weapons, we must learn all the feelings of living beings....... "The dog said.

"The battle between us is also cultivating feelings....... the little hedgehog said.

"What kind of feelings are you cultivating between you? It's like a puppy and a little hedgehog, why shouldn't they have any feelings?" Gu Fengchen's heart had long been polluted by Ding Yunqiu's thoughts, he was thinking about the feelings between the puppy and the little hedgehog, what would happen? They were all the spirits of the imperial soldiers, how could they love each other? Could they have children together?

What's the point of cultivating affection among them, and can they have feelings between them? Moreover, they all seem to be mothers, and there is such a love for women among the emperors?

"What are you thinking? We are cultivating anger! We fight every day, and we don't believe that we can't cultivate anger, and with anger, we have one of the seven emotions and six desires that we cultivate, and I believe that through our efforts, we will definitely be able to successfully cultivate anger emotions.......

Gu Fengchen was almost beaten by this strange point of view, these two guys are really too simple, too naïve, such a battle day after day, even a third-rate web novel writer knows that the result of cultivation is not anger at all, but love......

Gu Fengchen was speechless, these two little guys were really interesting, he asked, "Who told you this?"

"That's the senior...... He told us that if we want to cultivate hard, sometimes it is not a bad thing to be taken out of the Imperial Soldier Palace, and we can experience a lot of different feelings, but I still don't want to be taken away by the trialists, those barbarians, they just start fighting and killing as soon as they see us...... So so barbaric, we are with them, no matter how strong it is, it is just an emotion of anger, other emotions, it is really impossible to have any more, anger, we can also create it ourselves, say just now, I really want to stone it to death!"

The puppy said.

"You, what's your name?" Gu Fengchen really couldn't say more, he asked them.

"My name, I'm Yitian Sword, he's the Dragon Slayer ......Sword," the little hedgehog's earth-shattering voice sounded, and it said excitedly, "Don't look at it like a dog, the dragon clan is most afraid of it, it doesn't know how much dragon blood it absorbed, so it made it...... Dragon monks, generally don't dare to provoke it......"

The little hedgehog seemed to be very excited.

"I don't know why, once a dragon trialist came, I thought bad, I was discovered by them, their strength is much stronger than yours, I wanted to escape, but I didn't expect that he turned his head and ran away...... The dragons were really afraid of the dragon slayer, and then that savage dragon trialist actually took my neighbor Tiger Wing away....."

Tiger wings? In the legend, the best knife that can be ranked first, such an imperial soldier, who took it away?

"Tiger Wing is a cute little wild cat......" said the hedgehog over there, "that damn trialist actually took Tiger Wing!"

Obviously, these two guys' anger should be exempt, right? Now it seems that these two guys are angry......

"Maybe it's a good thing for Tiger Wing, going out will increase its strength......," the puppy said immediately, comforting the little hedgehog.

"...... Maybe that person is a pervert, and now the tiger wings have been erased by him!" the little hedgehog really didn't listen to comfort, it was very worried and said that what it said was really possible.

The sky here was buzzing with shock, and Gu Fengchen's eardrums hurt, but he felt that it was worth it, if he sacrificed his eardrums, in exchange for the approval of this imperial soldier, this thing was simply too cost-effective.

It is estimated that now, he doesn't have to do anything at all, and he can just trick this stupid dog and that stupid hedgehog out...... However, he resisted the impulse, his plans were very big, and seeing the problem, he was no longer satisfied with taking these two little things out, he even wanted to ....... Bring out all the weapons of this Imperial Soldier Palace...... If that happens, will the dragons turn their back?

"Tell me, how did you laugh?" Over there, the dog couldn't wait to find out the mystery of Gu Fengchen's ability to laugh, he wanted to learn from Gu Fengchen how to produce laughter, laughter is a manifestation of joy, what kind of joy is feeling.

Gu Fengchen thought for a while, and a memory crystal appeared in his hand, which contained a full set of videos of "100,000 Bad Jokes" and novels such as "Xiao Ming's Immortal Cultivation" and "The One God of the Other World.......

"To learn joy, and even learn to laugh, I suggest you watch this video and novel, you should be able to understand the feelings of joy, this is my collection for many years......."

Gu Fengchen handed over the memory magic crystal to these two guys, he wanted to go a little deeper, and see how many imperial soldier spirits with such IQ were in this and the Imperial Soldier Palace, he really didn't mind taking all this group of fools out, anyway, they didn't want to eat, they didn't want to spend money...... It's still very valuable! Such a guy can't just bring as much as he wants!

The puppy and the little hedgehog can't wait to see ....... As soon as the video opened, after a patient wait, they roared, and then soared into the sky, looking for ancient dust all over the world.

Gu Fengchen was walking while observing the topography of this place, he was thinking that the mountain was the real peak, and that mountain was transformed by the emperor's soldiers...... Suddenly, behind him, there was an earth-shattering roar.

"The one who taught us to laugh, where are you?"

It was the voice of the little hedgehog, and, apparently, he was in a hurry......

Then, a loud voice like thunder came: "Where are you that laugher? Where are you that laughing? Wait for me? There's something wrong with your stuff!"

Gu Fengchen felt a chill in his heart.......

"Why do you give me something, the people in there only fight and don't talk? Why don't they wear clothes when they fight? This must be a problem......

Immediately, the little hedgehog shouted.

........

In a moment, this place gathered a lot of machine spirits, these machine spirits, in different forms, there are dogs, kittens, snakes, chickens, ducks, dragons, tigers and leopards, bears, all kinds of colors, and so on.

They looked at the puppy and the little hedgehog with great interest, they didn't know what was in the memory crystal in their hand, and they didn't know what they were talking about.

"You see a human trialist who didn't give us the wrong thing......"

Your little dog barked and asked the spirits of the imperial soldiers around him.

"What's wrong?"

"It said that we should learn to laugh, laughter is the expression of joy, I saw him, he can really laugh, he laughs naturally...... He must have a way of getting us to grasp the expression of joy...... That's his teaching material, but there's no sound....."

"Huh?"

The eyes of those little animals were fixed on this memory crystal.

The eyes of the little animals were all fixed on the memory crystal, and they were talking.

"yes, what's going on? it's two humans, what are they doing, can they find joy in this way, how are they hugging each other, are they wrestling......."

"It's wrestling...... The woman lost, and he fell underneath......" another critter judged.

"This is punishing the loser, isn't it? What is this man going to do? Ahhhh.....h Maybe this man is happy, right?"

"If this man has joy, this man is really too perverted, and he should not be ...... to get joy by punishing others, and to build his own happiness on the pain of others."

"Looks like this woman is laughing, somebody beats her up like this, she's laughing, she's sick in the brain?"

"What's going on? This woman has fallen on this man? Who is punishing whom? This woman is going to win?"

The critters gathered together and talked about the memory crystal, making noises that could completely damage a person's eardrums, and kept communicating.

"They opened their mouths as if they were talking, but why didn't they speak, there was something wrong with this memory crystal......?

Gu Fengchen was startled by this sound, he turned around and saw a large number of small animals gathered on the side of the road, they were all the spirits of the emperor's soldiers....... They all gathered here, looking with great interest at the memory crystals they had handed over to the puppy and the little hedgehog.

It's just that the memory crystal is not a hundred thousand bad jokes, but an action movie of the island country.

This?

Is this polluting their young minds? They are all so simple, but they let them watch such a dirty island country action blockbuster, and their conscience makes Gu Fengchen unbearable in his heart......

So, with a shake of his body, he grabbed the memory crystal that was playing with one hand.

"You're back, your things are broken, there's no sound........" The little dog looked at Gu Fengchen's figure, was very happy, jumped up and said.

(Starting tomorrow, two shifts will be resumed)

(To be continued.) )