Chapter 90 (6) Collect!
Chapter 90 Fa Wei (6) Ask for Collection!
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Jiang Ye never thought that the monk in front of him would agree so happily, just now and the monk in front of him bumped into Jiang Ye can guess the monk's force value, that is definitely a rebellion against the sky, so Jiang Ye temporarily rose to the heart of wooing, what is the most rare in this year, not money, but talent, and the monk is one of the talents, smiling monk, "What do you want to do now?" ”
The monk smiled wryly, "Eat meat and drink in a big bowl." ”
Jiang Ye smiled, "No problem, let's go." ”
Jiang Ye took the monk to find a good restaurant nearby and walked in, and then directly asked for a private room, Jiang Ye took the menu and ordered it wildly, and finally asked for three bottles of Feitian Moutai, the monk took the Feitian Moutai on the table, which was direct saliva, Jiang Ye smiled and handed Feitian Moutai to the monk, "You are greedy, drink it." ”
The monk smiled honestly and picked up a bottle of Feitian Moutai to open it, and he didn't even need to pick up the bottle directly and poured it into the most gurgling, Jiang Ye just smiled slightly when he saw this, the monk is a straight person, Jiang Ye likes it.
"Cool." The monk wiped his mouth with his sleeve and said loudly, Jiang Ye smiled, "I'll call you a monk in the future." ”
"Medium." The monk said.
"Tell me what you're good at?" Jiang Ye said to the monk.
The monk paused for a moment, then grinned and said, "Eat meat, drink wine and play with women." ”
Jiang Ye rolled his eyes after listening to the monk's words, eating meat, drinking wine and playing with women is also called a specialty, "What else?" ”
The monk thought for a while with a serious face, and then said, "It's gone." ”
"Damn." Jiang Ye couldn't help but burst out, "You really fucking think it's the young master's life, who the hell can't eat meat, drink wine and play with women." ”
The monk grinned, "Eating meat and drinking wine naturally everyone will, but when it comes to playing with women, it may not be, not so much playing with women in me is just like drinking blood, playing with women is an art, not just **, this is definitely not bragging, when it comes to playing with women, I am definitely the best." ”
Jiang Ye looked at the monk with great interest, "If you don't brag, you'll die!" ”
"Hehe, this is really not bragging, there have been room techniques since ancient times, and the ancients already knew the pinnacle of pursuing happiness, but I learned it from ancient books, and usually five or six women are not a problem at all." The monk said.
Jiang Ye had also heard of the room technique, but he didn't expect to hear it from a monk's mouth now, has the way of the world really changed, "You are a monk who has seen what a woman looks like, and you dare to speak out." ”
The monk looked at Jiang Ye with disdain, "Women are pink skeletons, and women are also tigers." ”
"Your master said that the woman under the mountain is a tiger." Jiang Ye said teasingly to the monk.
"The tigers under the mountain don't eat people, and they look quite cute." The monk said, Jiang Ye is a long time to see today, and he must not be confused by the appearance of this flower monk, there is such a dirty heart behind his honest and honest relationship.
"Boss, you definitely count your fortune when you meet me, the so-called solo happiness is better than public happiness, I decided to pass on the room technique to you." The monk said playfully with Jiang Ye's eyes, and did not forget to raise his eyebrows.
", get serious, how about following me?" Jiang Ye said with a straight face.
The monk smiled, "Boss, I am a rich and noble person, you exude a noble air between your eyebrows, and there is a purple gas around you, which can be described as purple gas coming from the east, you must not be in the pool, the master asked me to go down the mountain this time to experience and said that I would meet a nobleman, let me follow it for his saddle before and after the horse, I am the boss of you." ”
Jiang Ye was stunned when he heard this, this flower monk spoke in a set of ways, and he didn't look like a monk at all, "Then did your master say that you can eat meat, drink wine, and play with women, or the kind that five or six women don't have?" ”
"Huh!" The monk scratched his head, "I didn't say this, but I didn't say no, our Buddhism pays attention to the fate, a qiē with the fate, the fate arrives, it will naturally happen, the fate is over, and it will be scattered, you may as well, you may be." ”
"I really suspect now that you are a wild monk who was driven down the mountain for breaking the precepts and swaggering around." Jiang Ye said with a smile.
"The boss is worthy of being the boss, you have found out, the boss is wise." The monk smiled wryly.
The waiter brought the dishes smoothly, and the monk kept swallowing saliva with a table of delicacies, ginger leaves were also interesting, and there were no particularly expensive dishes at all, all of which were big fish and meat, and the monk grinned with ginger leaves, "Boss, then I'm welcome." ”
"Eat." As soon as Jiang Ye's words fell, I saw the monk grab a whole hoof with one hand and gnaw it, Jiang Ye just ate the monk and didn't move the chopsticks.
The monk grabbed the hoof with one hand and held the Moutai wine with the other, like a half-starved ghost who had just been released from the prison, his mouth was stuffed with things, and seeing that Jiang Ye did not move his chopsticks, he said vaguely, "Boss, why don't you eat it, it's delicious, you can eat it too." ”
"Monk, didn't you just eat the dog meat bully meal, why are you still so hungry?" Jiang Ye said.
"Haha, boss, you don't understand this, only those who eat can prove that they are still alive." The monk said.
"Foodie." Jiang Ye said with a smile.
After a while, the monk swept away a table of talents, and Jiang Ye was dumbfounded, and even began to wonder if he could feed this foodie.
The monk wiped the oil stains on his mouth with his sleeve and then leisurely leaned back in the chair and burped, "It's good to be full." ”
"What do you want to do next?" Jiang Ye said to the monk.
The monk smiled maliciously at Jiang Ye, "Full of wine and food/lust/lust, boss, let's go find a few water spirit girls to be happy." ”
"Get out, daytime/Xuan/lewdness, a dirty brain." Jiang Ye said, this monk is really a fucking flower monk.
"Hehe, that's all the fun of being a man, as a monk, I treat power and money as dung, and I just want to eat and drink enough / Girl." The monk said.
Jiang Ye glanced at the monk, "I'll take you to a place at night, but I'll clean it up for you now, and the girls are scared away when you look like this." ”
The monk glanced at the clothes on his body disapprenosingly, "Boss, you are judging people by their appearance, aren't you, we are one of the golden flakes." ”
Jiang Ye really couldn't stand this flower monk, "If you follow Lao Tzu, you have to listen to Lao Tzu, otherwise you will get rid of Lao Tzu." ”
The monk said flatteringly, "Hehe, what the boss says is what it is." ”
Jiang Ye took the monk to a nearby shopping mall to buy a few clothes, Jiang Ye originally planned to get two suits for this flower monk, but after putting them on, he looked nondescript, and couldn't help sighing, he really fucking wore a dragon robe and still looked like a eunuch, so he simply bought him a few sets of casual clothes, and then took the monk to the sauna to steam for a while.
After leaving the sauna and changing into newly bought clothes, the monk can be regarded as a dog-like person, but his honest face always gives Jiang Ye a lewd feeling.
Jiang Ye glanced at the time, half past five in the afternoon, so he took out the phone and called Ye Tian, made an appointment to eat together in the evening, and then took a taxi to the hotel where he had agreed.
Jiang Ye knocked the monk's head with his hand fiercely, "Take care of your dog eyes, it may be your future boss lady, not that you, a flower monk, can be blind." ”
When the monk heard this, he really put away his gaze and grinned innocently, "Hehe, the boss is the boss, and the boss's women are much better than the nuns in the nunnery next to our temple, and they are almost half like the ones who came out of the New Year's paintings." ”
The monk's words couldn't help but make everyone staggered, is this guy really a monk? Jiang Ye smiled, "Let me introduce to you, this is a wild monk." ”
The monk pouted dissatisfiedly, "Boss, I'm a real monk, not comparable to those wild monks." ”
Jiang Ye no longer paid attention to the monk, and said to Ye Tian and the others, "Our next goal is to win the Imperial Court International." ”
And when he saw Jiang Ye and the others talking about business, he buried his head in the fun and ate it, Ye Tian looked at Jiang Ye, "What are you going to do?" ”
"This is very simple, a place like a clubhouse is naturally not clean, just grab one is enough." Jiang Ye said.
"But it's still very unpleasant to just win the Imperial Court International, Huang Qiang is doing small tricks in front of so many people, and now Shunning has a lot of eyes on it, if you don't teach Huang Qiang a lesson" Ye Tian was interrupted by Jiang Ye before he finished speaking, "Don't worry, let's wait for a good show tonight." ”
"You've got it all arranged?" Song said implicitly to Jiang Ye, just because Jiang Ye said that she might become the proprietress of the flower monk, there was still a hint of blush on her face, not to mention, Song Han, who has always had a dual personality, is still very charming.
"I didn't do anything." Jiang Ye said with a smile.
"Boss, are you going to clean up people? I'm the best at cleaning up people, even if you say hello, hundreds of people are absolutely not a problem. At this time, the monk who was holding a roast duck leg in his hand suddenly spoke.
Jiang Ye looked at the monk helplessly, "I said, Monk Hua, let's discuss something?" ”
"The boss is still discussing, just ask for it, and discuss it more." The monk said.
"Then shut up and brag less, okay?" Jiang Ye said angrily.
The monk nodded, "Cheng, the boss has spoken, and if it doesn't work, it will be done." ”