Chapter 289: Flower Intestines! (b)

After Liu Xuebing's mind became lively, the whole person was also active, and he frequently raised his glass to make a toast with this, and walked with that, this qiē Jiang Ye was in his eyes, but he just smiled silently, what kind of abacus did Liu Xuebing have in his heart, Jiang Ye was clear in his heart, but I am afraid that Liu Xuebing will be busy in vain this time, Lai Xing is an old fox, Liu Xuebing knew what shit he was going to pull as soon as he pouted his buttocks, but when he saw Jiang Ye, he had no opinion and didn't say anything, and he drank with Liu Xuebing with enthusiasm. [Search for the latest updates]

After a few rounds of drinking, Chen Hao said, "Director Jiang, I'm in the city, but I heard that you must tell a few jokes at the dinner table to help the fun, Director Jiang, are you going to give one to all of us?" ”

Jiang Ye didn't know where Chen Hao heard it, but don't say it, it's really common to tell some meat jokes at the dinner table, first, it can shorten the distance between people and people, and second, it can also increase the atmosphere, "Mr. Chen, I don't know what to say, I'll let Deputy Director Liu give you one!" ”

Chen Hao looked at Liu Xuebing, "Deputy Director Liu, can you give one to everyone?" ”

Liu Xuebing naturally wouldn't let go of this opportunity, and grinned, "Then I'll give you one." ”

Liu Xuebing smiled, "Then I'll give you one." ”

After Liu Xuebing finished speaking, he coughed lightly, and then said, "A twenty-five-year-old beautiful girl and a sixty-year-old man got married, and on the night of the wedding, the old man stretched out three fingers to the beautiful girl, and the girl suddenly looked at the old man with a somewhat difficult face and said, "Do you want to do it three times tonight?" At this time, the old man shook his head and said a word, what do you guess this old man said?

Don't really say it, Chen Hao immediately thought about it, and then said, "I'm sixty years old, three times will definitely be no play, it must be said, which finger do you choose?" ”

As soon as Chen Hao's words came out, everyone laughed, but don't say it, it really made Chen Hao, a nasty embryo, guess it, Liu Xuebing praised it, Chen Hao smiled, "Then I'll have one too, and I won't be rude." ”

"There is a fifteen-year-old girl who goes to work in a brush long, one day, surprised to find that there is hair underneath, the girl was startled at first, but, then I thought about it, maybe because of the reason for making brushes, so she found the factory director, and said the reason why she can't do this job again, the factory director laughed after listening to it, and told the girl, everyone will grow hairy, the girl didn't believe it, so the factory director was anxious, and quickly took off his pants to the girl, and the girl screamed loudly after arriving, Said a word, and guess what this girl said? ”

After Chen Hao finished speaking, he looked at everyone with great interest, and Song Jie, Chen Hao's secretary and fiancée Song Jie, who was sitting next to Chen Hao, gave Chen Hao a blank look and did not speak.

Liu Xuebing thought for a while and said, "That girl should say, factory director, yours is different from mine." ”

After finishing speaking, Chen Hao shook his head, and then looked at Jiang Ye, "Director Jiang, tell me what that girl said?" ”

Jiang Ye smiled, "That girl must have said, wow, you have been working in the factory for so many years, and even the brush handle has grown." ”

As soon as Jiang Ye's words came out, everyone first shook their heads, and then they all laughed, and Chen Hao raised his thumb, "Director Jiang is Director Jiang, and he is really proficient in everything." ”

Liu Xuebing's face was a little bad, and this Jiang Ye snatched the focus again without saying a word.

"Director Jiang, you can also give everyone one!" Liu Xuebing said with Jiang Ye in his eyes.

"That's it, that's it, Director Jiang, you can have one too." Chen Hao said with interest.

Even Lai Xing followed suit and said, "Director Jiang, you can give everyone one." ”

Jiang Ye didn't refuse anymore and nodded with a smile, "Then I'll give you one, a pervert, a money addict and a homosexual died at the same time, and they all want to go to heaven." God told them that they had to endure the test on the way to heaven and break their bad habits in order to go to heaven, otherwise they could only go to hell. So the three of them set off, and as they were walking, they suddenly saw a group of beautiful women on the side of the road, and the pervert walking in front couldn't help but rush over and move their hands and feet, but they fell to hell all of a sudden. The other two continued to walk forward, and suddenly saw a wallet on the ground, and a thick pile of banknotes could be vaguely seen, and the wealth fan bent down to pick it up, and at the moment when he was about to touch the wallet, he remembered the tragic situation of the pervert after falling into hell just now, so he held back his greed, straightened up and walked the rest of the journey alone, and finally ascended to heaven ......, what did everyone say? ”

As soon as Jiang Ye finished speaking, Chen Hao felt that something was wrong, "Director Jiang, aren't there obviously three people, so that one of the same sex."

What about love? ”

Jiang Ye smiled and said nothing, and at this time, Lai Xing on the side spoke, "That same sex."

Love also goes to hell. ”

Chen Hao still didn't understand Lai Xing, "But you didn't say it?" ”

Lai Xing smiled, "When that money fan bent down to pick up the money on the ground, the same sex."

fell in love with the seductive figure of the wealth fan, and couldn't hold back, so he went to hell. ”

After Lai Xing's words were finished, Chen Hao suddenly realized, "So that's it, it's like this." ”

Jiang Ye glanced at the time, and then said, "Mr. Chen, Mr. Lai, Mr. Jiang, this time is not early, everyone has been bumpy for so long, let's get here today, we have arranged a room for you, everyone have a good rest, and then we will continue to drink in the evening." ”

Jiang Ye's words only made Liu Xuebing unhappy, but when he saw that the people in the delegation nodded and agreed, he couldn't say anything, Liu Xuebing was the first time to see that the person who was the host party did not get drunk and took the initiative to end the meal.

Jiang Ye did not sit in the hotel for too long, but returned directly to the investment promotion office, and Liu Xuebing stayed in the hotel, which did not surprise Jiang Ye.

Lin Xue knocked on the door of Jiang Ye's office with a cup of hot tea, and Jiang Ye said in a deep voice, "Come in." ”

Lin Xue pushed open the door and walked in, "Director Jiang, I've drunk a lot of wine at noon, let's have a cup of hot tea, it will be more comfortable." ”

Jiang Ye nodded, "Thank you, Xiaolin, I'll call Deputy County Magistrate Lin later, and say that I have something to do with him, when can I arrange a time to meet me." ”

Lin Xue nodded, "Okay, I'll call later." ”

"Well, if there's nothing to do, you can go out first." Jiang Ye said.

Lin Xue bit her lip, as if she wanted to say something, but she still didn't say it, and walked out of Jiang Ye's office with a gloomy face.

After Lin Xue walked out of the office, Jiang Ye couldn't help but sigh while looking at the steaming tea on the table.

At this time, Jiang Ye's phone rang, and the phone was connected, "Hello, I'm Jiang Ye." ”

"Brother Jiang, I'm Chen Hao." Chen Hao's voice came from the phone.

"Brother Chen, is there something wrong?" Jiang Ye said.

"Your deputy director is really not a thing, I saw him enter Mr. Lai's room just now, probably to rob you of your credit, but he doesn't know where you came from." Chen Hao said.

Jiang Ye smiled, "Let him go, don't make trouble for me." ”

"Okay, I got it."

"Brother Chen, I think he will definitely go to you too, you will be like this when the time comes" Jiang Ye said.

When Chen Hao heard this, he immediately laughed, "Brother Jiang, your trick is too bad, right?" ”

"Hehe, okay, let's do it first." After finishing speaking, Jiang Ye hung up the phone, then took a sip of hot tea, and began to think about how to deal with Lin Guokun, it is impossible for the project to avoid Lin Guokun, and Lin Guokun, a hungry wolf, will definitely not fail to stretch out his hand, thinking of this, he couldn't help but sigh, it's really difficult to do something!

took out a cigarette and took a deep breath, and then stared at the project plan on the table, the ideas and projects are all available, Lin Qian also expressed his full support, but Jiang Ye had to go to Lin Guokun's influence in Linchuan, so many years of operation is not a joke, if it is against Lin Guokun's opinion at that time, I am afraid that it will be difficult to implement this project.

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