Chapter Twenty-Seven: The Head Guarantees
A person like Li Wenda is a fly to the Emperor of the Apocalypse!
You don't shoot him, he always hangs around you, which makes people tired of it.
But if you shoot him to death, his flesh and blood are blurred, and his dirty hands are enough to make you sick for a long time.
It's just that Li Wenda is not just a fly, because behind the fly, there are countless onlookers!
Everyone is wide-eyed, just waiting for you to shoot, as long as you do it, the onlookers will beat their chests and fall one by one, like a dead mother, crying silently, scolding you The Emperor of the Apocalypse is not a thing, how can you do such a thing, no wonder...... You didn't have a baby...... No, no wonder you can't have children.
The Emperor of the Apocalypse was certainly furious.
At the instigation of Wei Zhongxian, he did move with killing intent.
But there was still a little hesitation.
Zhang Jingyi said at this time that he had an idea, which made the Emperor of the Apocalypse can't help but raise his head.
He already has enough trust in Zhang Jingyi.
But...... Trust is one thing, when he learned that Zhang Jingyi did not kill the Zhao thief by force, the Emperor of the Apocalypse was a little lost in his heart.
This person...... Brave and loyal, that is, not capable.
This is also the reason why the Emperor of the Apocalypse let Zhang Jingyi follow him.
My own people.
Just follow me.
"Will Li Wenda obediently apologize to me?" The Emperor of the Apocalypse looked unconvinced.
He has a deep understanding of these ministers.
Zhang Jingyi's words are like a dream.
Zhang Jingyi said with a straight face: "Can you please Your Majesty, let your humble take a closer look at this note." ”
Wei Zhongxian listened to this, and his heart chuckled.
This guy ...... It's very good at things, why, do you still want to take away the power of our celebrant supervisor?
The Emperor of the Apocalypse couldn't help but laugh: "Quasi." ”
He was a little curious.
Zhang Jingyi immediately got serious and picked up the song.
Actually, he was very bold.
But it can't be helped.
He couldn't simply blend in with the ranks of the Emperor of the Apocalypse as a loyal image.
He wants to show his usefulness.
In fact, Zhang Jingyi glanced at this note a few times just now, and probably read the content.
But now that I look at it carefully, I can't help but admire Li Wenda's good writing.
This is a note to the accusation.
It is very similar to the style of Hai Rui scolding Emperor Jiajing at the beginning.
Saying...... Now these officials have also learned to roll in.
At the beginning of the Ming Dynasty, everyone did not dare to scold the emperor.
Later, some small scolding and big help began to appear.
Later, it became a bitter scolding.
Until Hai Rui was born, he scolded directly.
So much so that later, when you wanted to speak bitterly and scold a little help, in the eyes of the world, it became flattery.
So if you want to come out, you have to scold more than Hai Rui.
Li Wenda's greatness lies in the fact that the Emperor of the Apocalypse scolded him for not being worth a penny, and at the same time he reprimanded the Emperor of the Apocalypse for favoring traitors!
As for who is the traitor, it depends on the opinion.
Anyway, when Zhang Jing saw this, he subconsciously glanced up at Wei Zhongxian.
Wei Zhongxian's face turned green, and he glared at Zhang Jing, who was unruly.
What do you see?
Zhang Jingyi immediately lowered his head, and couldn't help but tremble a little.
At this time, the nine thousand years old are still in full swing, and they should not be offended.
Of course, what Zhang Jingyi is most interested in is Li Wenda's dictionary.
The so-called dictionary is to find an ancient example as a reference, so as to satirize the Emperor of the Apocalypse.
And in this recital, it is an allusion to the Song Dynasty, saying that the Song Dynasty has given preferential treatment to scholars since the opening of the imperial examination and since Zhao Kuangyin, Taizu of the Song Dynasty.
But now, the emperor has abandoned the scholars like a piece of, and has made a big mistake.
Zhang Jingyi wanted to laugh when she saw it, this Li Wenda is using Zhao Kuangyin to scold the apocalypse, and the reader scolds people, which is really beating around the bush.
After reading it, Zhang Jingyi raised his head and said: "Your Majesty only needs to approve the eight words in red, then Li Wenda will be ashamed of himself and obediently admit his mistake." ”
Wei Zhongxian was happy on the side: "We have tens of thousands of factory guards, and we can't teach people to admit their mistakes, so Chen Baihu only needs eight words?" ”
The Emperor of the Apocalypse also felt that Zhang Jingyi was bragging, but thinking of Zhang Jingyi's rescue work, he patiently asked, "Which eight words?" ”
Zhang Jing said: "This ...... It's hard to speak. ”
It's hard to speak......
What is indescribable?
The Emperor of the Apocalypse and Wei Zhongxian glanced at each other.
The Emperor of the Apocalypse obviously felt that Zhang Jingyi was a little nonsense, so he was a little hesitant.
Wei Zhongxian said: "Your Majesty might as well ask him to write it down and give it a try, why not?" ”
"Okay, you can use my pen, ink, paper, and inkstone."
"Ah...... This...... I dare not ...... if I am humble," Zhang Jingyi was very modest.
The Emperor of the Apocalypse shook his head and said, "You are bold in selling Guanzi, why are you retreating from the battle now?" I don't look down on the kind of people who don't dare to leave and die. ”
Wei Zhongxian: "......"
Zhang Jing is also free and easy, your sister, this is what you asked me to do.
So he was no longer polite, anyway, the Emperor of the Apocalypse was not a serious person, so he directly took the red pen, pinched it, found a blank piece of paper, and then wrote down eight words.
The Emperor of the Apocalypse and Wei Zhongxian were both watching with interest from the sidelines, and they were still smiling on the surface.
But when he saw these eight words clearly, the expression on his face froze.
Wei Zhongxian looked even more crying and laughing.
The Emperor of the Apocalypse was dumbfounded and read along the words: "Woo your master, woo your mother." ”
Wei Zhongxian said on the side: "Your Majesty, this ...... This is swearing. ”
The Emperor of the Apocalypse glared at him: "Am I blind?" Why don't you know? ”
The Emperor of the Apocalypse immediately looked at Zhang Jingyi's body: "You teach me to scold people? ”
This is not only scolding, but also the most vulgar scolding, which is almost the same as the women in the market greeting each other's ancestors.
The Emperor of the Apocalypse fixed his divine words: "You taught me to reply to Li Wenda like this?" ”
Zhang Jingyi immediately swore solemnly: "As long as Li Wenda sees His Majesty's reply, he will be panicked and immediately enter the palace to ask for guilt." ”
Wei Zhongxian said: "Scolding people like this, doesn't it put Your Majesty in the situation of a rural villager?" At that time, I am only afraid that the world will be shaken, and now there is only one Li Wenda, and I don't know how many Li Wenda will be at that time. ”
It's the truth.
Originally, Li Wenda scolded and scolded.
The emperor swallowed this breath, and it was nothing.
Even if you can't swallow this breath, then you won't do anything, and you will be killed if you kill this Li Wenda Ting.
But you, Zhang Jingyi, are really a fool, you have such a bad idea!
If the emperor scolded like this, those ministers who swallowed their anger could pay back? Over the years, I have never seen the emperor directly issue an order to greet each other's fathers and mothers, and even if he is a temperless person, he is afraid that he will lose his temper. poked such a hornet's nest, and the effect was worse than that of the factory guards driving and arresting people.
God knows what the Hanlin Academy, as well as those ministers of the Metropolitan Procuratorate, will make trouble.
The Emperor of the Apocalypse also showed a look of disappointment on his face.
Zhang Jing is loyal, but compared with Wei Zhongxian, he lacks talent.
Zhang Jingyi said: "But the humble can guarantee that as long as the will is in the hands of Li Wenda, he will never dare to cause trouble again." ”
The Emperor of the Apocalypse looked suspicious.
Wei Zhongxian couldn't help but want to laugh when he heard this, and at this time, he ...... He was also a little disappointed in Zhang Jingyi.
To tell the truth, Wei Zhongxian is a person who cherishes talents, although there are many lackeys around him, there are also many people who are really talented and learnable around him.
"Hey......" Wei Zhongxian thought to himself: "It's a pity, I thought he was a capable person, who knew that he was a fool, and originally wanted to accept him as a grandson, but now it seems that at most, he can only be a great-grandson." ”
Wei Zhongxian thought in his heart, and said, "Oh? Chen Baihu's words, is it too full? ”
"Where?" Zhang Jingyi knew that what he had done was incredible, but now he was not in a hurry to defend himself, so he could only swear: "All this is in the hands of the lowly, if the lowly does something wrong, then I will ask His Majesty and Gonggong Wei to severely punish me, I dare to use my head as a guarantee." ”
What is the ...... It's heavy.
Don't want your life?
The Emperor of the Apocalypse still felt very unreliable.
People scolded him in a book, of course he was very angry, and it was nothing to scold him back, but he could directly use such vulgar words, this was only afraid that it would make the world laugh off his big teeth, right?
He glanced up at Wei Zhongxian, wanting to ask Wei Zhongxian's opinion.
Wei Zhongxian is smiling, as soon as you Zhang Jing wants to find death, it will naturally be up to you.
So he said: "Your Majesty, the slave maid has never seen anyone make such a request, since Zhang Baihu has to use the head as a guarantee, the slave and maid seconded it." ”
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