Chapter 13 The Fat Man Who Is Helpless in Every Way
The shopkeeper laughed: "You have been drunk for a thousand years, even if the Bodhisattva drinks, you will be drunk for three days and three nights!" said a little triumphantly: "I know that you are running Xuan Gong to dissolve the medicinal power, but this thousand years of drunkenness is different from other wines, you can use Xuan Gong to force it out! The effect of the magic force of the thousand-year drunk encounter lasts longer, although it is only a little enough for you to sleep for ten days and half a month...... Haha......"
Feng Lan was dumbfounded for a moment, and said in her heart: "His grandmother's is really inexperienced, and she just came out with this ......."
So he had no choice but to resign himself to his fate and asked, "What do you want with all your pains?"
The fat man said happily: "Of course it's something valuable...... Hey..."
Then he took out a purse-sized bag and threw it in his hand, and Feng Lan wanted to die......!
The fat man scolded and said, "His grandmother's, why doesn't he have anything? Seeing that his cultivation is not low, why is there none?"
The shopkeeper stepped forward and shouted: "Hand over your natal magic weapon to avoid the pain of flesh and skin......"
Feng Lan asked a little rhetorically, "Natal magic weapon?"
The fat man thought that Feng Lan was reluctant or didn't want to take it out, and suddenly became angry: "Boy, I advise you to think about it carefully, if you want a baby or your little life, you can do it yourself........."
Feng Lan cried with a sad face and wanted to cry without tears: "Big brother, I really don't know what the natal magic weapon is......"
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At this time, the shopkeeper saw Feng Lan's expression and said, "Boss, it seems that he may not know!"
"You haven't seen him wandering at such an age, and when he stayed in the hotel, he looked tired and knew that he had been on the road for a long time, although he was tired, his eyes were still so godly, and you and I couldn't see through his cultivation, and I knew that he was a big fish!" The fat man opened his mouth and scolded: "Say that you are a pig, do you still believe that there are people in the spirit world who don't know what the natal magic weapon is? This is a deception, you believe it!" The shopkeeper is like a sycophant, "Big brother is wise......"
Feng Lan was wronged to death: "But I really don't know......"
The fat man said helplessly: "Okay, even if you don't know!" said: "Shallow, tell him what the natal magic weapon is!" and then glared at Feng Lan fiercely and said, "I see how you kid still pretend to be ......"
"Yes, big brother!"
"The so-called natal magic weapon is a weapon that he has refined! He has a wide variety of attributes and attributes...... and then asked, "Boy, are you clear now?"
Feng Lan nodded and said, "I'm from afar, and I'm going to Shushan to learn art......
The fat man interrupted Feng Lan to "stop and stop ......"
Feng Lan looked at the fat man with some astonishment, and the fat man looked at Feng Lan with murderous eyes, "What did you just say?"
Feng Lan repeated, "Go to Shushan to learn art and apprenticeship......"
The fat man was immediately furious, "Shallow, look at what you are doing, damn such a worthless thing that made Lao Tzu spend so much time..."
The shopkeeper said with a look of grievance: "Boss, it's not like you! Didn't you just say that he was a big fish?"
The fat man glared at the shopkeeper and asked lightly, "Cong Bill, let me ask you, are you the boss or am I the boss?"
The shopkeeper suddenly said honestly: "Of course you are the boss......"
"Who's to listen to?"
"Of course it's yours, boss......"
Feng Lan looked at the pair of living treasures in her eyes, and the anger in her heart also faded a little!
At this time, the shopkeeper said again: "What should I do with this bag?"
The fat man said: "It's ordinary, it's not worth much to look at, it's useless to keep it, throw it away......"
Feng Lan was dumbfounded, even if all the treasures were lost, Feng Lan would not be too heartbroken, at most she was a little reluctant! But the belt that Yue'er gave herself was still in it, if she threw it back, she knew if she couldn't find it, and if she went back, what if Yue'er asked about it?
So he hurriedly stopped and begged: "Two big brothers, this is what my wife gave me, since you don't want it, leave it for the little one to make a souvenir!"
"Is it your wife's?"
Feng Lan nodded, a table of certainty!
The fat man sniffed before he got it to his nose and said lightly: "That's weird, I said it's so fragrant......"
Suddenly, I saw Feng Lan rolling her eyes and fainting!
The fat man threw the storage bag on Feng Lan and said very boringly, "It's really boring, so ...... without fighting" and rolled out like a meat ball!
The shopkeeper followed the fat man and asked, "Boss, what should he do?"
The fat man said, "Since we are here to apprentice, we can't break off the good future of others, right, we must do things worthy of our conscience......"
The shopkeeper and Feng Lan in the house had black lines on their foreheads, and the corners of their mouths twitched! The shopkeeper stretched out his thumb and said, "The boss is smart, the younger brother admires you more and more...... boss"
Suddenly there was the laughter of the two!
Feng Lan opened her eyes and twitched the corners of her mouth, and sighed: "His uncle, you are still right to have a conscience? Wouldn't the minister who defected to the enemy and treason become a meritorious minister of his country? I really don't know what kind of parents can give birth to such a living treasure......
Then he shook his head and took a few deep breaths to calm his mood! He said in his heart: "It's been delayed for a long time, it's better to resume cultivation as soon as possible!" If Zhong Yiqing knew that his disciple was so promising, it was estimated that he would never see each other again............ Shameless!
Time passed day by day, and I knew that on the fifth day, Feng Lan could not recover the strength of the first layer! By the eighth article, the cultivation was basically restored. Feng Lan hasn't been bothered by those two in the past few days!
Feng Lan and the chair levitated, and then the rope broke, and the chair fell and instantly turned into powder! The rope was as neat as a knife......
Feng Lan grabbed the storage bag on the ground, and suddenly the storage bag flew like a hand! Feng Lan stretched and said, "It's better to be free...... and then walked out of the door and said lightly, "I don't know what that pair of strange people will do again......
Feng Lan came to the store, and when she saw the shopkeeper who was busy inside and outside, she immediately wanted to laugh in her heart! As soon as she came out to practice, she encountered such a thing, and the cultivation of the two of them together was not enough, it was simply funny in the world......
"Little Er, come to the pot of good tea......"
"Holo...... A pot of ambergris tea!!" Then he ran over and wiped the table with a smile on his face and said: "Wait a minute, the guest officer will arrive soon, the tea will arrive soon......" Feng Lan raised his head and said lightly, "It's okay, I'm not in a hurry......"
"Hehe, guest officer Haihan... Sir...... It is also necessary to ...... To ........."
"How are you?"
Then he reacted and shouted, "Boss, it's not good...... Come on."
A scolding voice came from the kitchen: "Leon, you have made that guest officer unhappy again......" complained: "Really, you can't teach it, you want to be angry with me?"
The fat man was stunned as soon as he came out, and then ran into the kitchen and rushed out with a kitchen knife!
Feng Lan sneered, "Why?"
The people who eat here again saw the tension, and suddenly the birds and beasts scattered, and the whole store was left with Feng Lan and the shopkeeper and the fat man! The fat man threw out the kitchen knife and slashed at Feng Lan, and at the same time he ran towards the shopkeeper at a very fast speed!
Feng Lan smiled on his face when the kitchen knife was only a palm away from Feng Lan, which means that the kitchen knife was already close to Feng Lan's forehead!
The shopkeeper and the fat man felt a chill in their hearts, thinking that if these two fingers were clamped between their heads, would it be ???
Thinking of this, I was afraid that I had offended such a master! Today it seems that there is more luck than luck......
As for whether his head is as hard as a kitchen knife, he knows it very well in his heart!
Feng Lan looked at the two of them with dead faces, and said with a faint smile: "Give you a quarter of an hour, the two of you can only live one, let's discuss it carefully!"
The fat man and the shopkeeper said in unison: "Immortal Chief, if you want to kill, kill me, it has nothing to do with others......"
Feng Lan's face was expressionless, and she obviously snorted a little unhappily!
The fat man slapped his forehead with his hand, and the shopkeeper was dumbfounded, and screamed miserably: "Big brother... Don't......"
Feng Lan flicked his fingers and fixed the fat man! Then with a wave of his sleeve, he interrupted the fat man's suicide, and said lightly: "It's not so easy to die......
The fat man got up from the ground and glared at Feng Lan angrily, and said, "Shi Ke can't be killed, I really shouldn't have left you ...... in the first place."
Feng Lan sat at a nearby table and said, "Are you still open this shop......?"
The two are helpless, who calls themselves to offend others first and their skills are not as good as others!
The fat man said lightly: "Since your skills are not as good as others, you can only accept your fate......!
Feng Lan shouted again: "Serve the food, there is so much nonsense ......"
The fat scoundrel walked into the kitchen! Bring the meal he had prepared before, and the shopkeeper brought a pot of wine!
Feng Lan smiled and pointed to the wine and asked, "Didn't you add anything else?"
"How could it be......" The shopkeeper smiled awkwardly!
He himself knew very well what Feng Lan was referring to, and the fat man glared at Feng Lan angrily, and he didn't dare to say anything! After all, his own life was now in the hands of others......
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