Chapter 17: It Must Be an Illusion!

Soon, after Sister Bing finished calling someone, her upper and lower eyelids began to fight again, and she said in a daze: "Okay, I'm done calling, teacher, you are busy first, and I will sleep later...... Yes...... I'm so sleepy......" said and lay down on the table, and fell asleep again in a blink of an eye.

Hong Jun looked frightened, and at this time, Tang Xiyue, who was sitting in the back, remembered that he hadn't introduced Sister Bing's real name, and said: "Sister Bing's full name is Fang Yibing, and she is the eldest sister of the girls in our class, teacher, don't be surprised, just get used to it slowly." ”

"Good...... Good ......" Hong Jun was sweating profusely: "It's good to get used to it, it's good to get used to it." He couldn't stop taking a deep breath: "These children are the flowers of the future of the motherland, the pillars of the future of Hongxing - ah, the pillars of the future of our country, we must be kind to them, be kind to them, be kind......"

After a while, a large group of boys came in from outside, all of them were disgraced, and Hong Jun roughly counted them, about a dozen people. The leader is a full 1.85 meters tall, a little taller than Hong Jun, as soon as he entered the door and saw Hong Jun, he immediately led people to surround him, looked up and down, and then turned back to a boy in the crowd and asked: "Zhao Huitou, this is the new head teacher you said, right?" It's really handsome, well, at least it looks good. ”

Zhao Zishuai, nicknamed Zhao Huitou, had met Hong Jun when he had dinner with the two Liu brothers in the first two days, and said with a smile on the side: "Yes, I felt good when I saw each other in the first two days." As he spoke, he stepped forward and put his arm on Hong Jun's shoulder: "Do you look like the two of us?" Like the long-lost brothers, aren't they? ”

"Like a fart, the teacher is much more handsome than you." "Like, it's just that your genes haven't grown well." "Hahahaha, you still look like a teacher? I'm pretty much the same! ”

In the face of so many onlookers, Hong Jun behaved very calmly and said, "Went to fight? Look at you guys, you can't fight hard enough - you don't even have to prepare for it? How to do this, there is a way that if you want to do a good job, you must first sharpen your tools, and remember to bring some props next time. ”

"Yo, it seems that the teacher is from this way?" The tall boy who took the lead was obviously the leader of the crowd, and when he heard Hong Jun say this, he suddenly became interested, and stretched out his hand and hooked his fingers: "My name is Yao Wenyang, and they all call me Da Yao, why don't we compare and compare?" ”

As soon as he said this, all the boys applauded, and they all thought in their hearts: "Da Yao has studied professional sanda, so give this teacher a chance first, so that he will have a better time in the future." If he takes the challenge, he will take the opportunity to beat him, if he doesn't, it will be a bear bag, and he can bully him as much as he wants in the future, just like those pustule teachers before. ”

"We are a good young man in the new generation of society, how can we fight and kill casually......" Looking at the eyes of these students, Hong Jun knew what they were thinking, slowly took out a cigarette and lit it, and suddenly he was ghostly and deceived to Yao Wenyang's side, pinched Yao Wenyang's fingers and twisted them gently: "Mao-Lord-Xi taught us that a spark can start a prairie fire......"

"Ah, it hurts! Hurt! Under the finger being grabbed by Hong Jun and twisted like this, Yao Wenyang jumped to his feet in pain, and his whole body softened, only to hear Hong Jun still chattering there: "Ah, I didn't seem to use the right words just now, this should be called the countryside surrounding the city, it is better to cut off one of his fingers than to hurt his five fingers......"

Sample, fight with me, I think you were still a bunch of protein when I slashed Zhongyang Qitiao Street......

Seeing that Da Yao was restrained with one move, the surrounding friends were stunned, and they all thought: "This guy seems to have practiced, and he has some ability." In the future, you must be careful and try to avoid confrontation with him head-on. ”

Hong Jun understood the truth of accepting it when he saw it, let go of Da Yao's finger, and said with a smile: "Let's go back to our seats, I'll take a roll call later, I'm new today, I have to get to know everyone." ”

"Let's get back in place and see what the teacher has to say." Da Yao shouted, and everyone immediately returned to their seats with a giggle.

"Demacia!" Da Yao and the others just returned to their seats and sat down, the door was kicked open again, and a boy rushed in with a mop handle in both hands, and when he saw Hong Jun turning the mop handle upside down, he inserted it into Hong Jun's feet: "For justice!" ”

Justice you sister!

Hong Jun kicked the mop handle away: "Return Lao Tzu to his place!" Depend on! ”

After a while, four or five boys followed, all shouting slogans: "Demacia!" "Captain Timo is on standby!" "Blow it up! Blow them all up! There was also a yin voice behind it: "As long as I am here, I will not make everyone suffer...... and then the last one: "For the tribe!" ”

Oh, what are you doing here for the tribe?

Hong Jun's cigarette butts fell out of his mouth, and he slapped one away: "Give Lao Tzu a place!" ”

After a while, this time it was a large group of girls who hula ran back, Xiao Chenxin, who had seen him before driving a Porsche Panamera, nodded his head, and when he saw Hong Jun, he immediately cheered, and ran over and hugged Hong Jun's arm: "Ah, Uncle Shuai, you also said that you didn't come to our school to hang horses, this time it was completely exposed, right?" actually became our homeroom teacher, is this called breaking into the enemy? Who do you want me to contact you? Rest assured, as long as I make a move, I will be guaranteed to succeed! ”

The other girls also came around: "Sister Xin, she is really a handsome guy, she is my favorite type!" "Come, uncle, give Niu Le one? If you're not happy, it's okay for you to have one! "Teacher, what kind of girl do you like?" What do you think of me? People are very well-behaved, very good at housework, very good at cooking rice and stir-frying! "Teacher, do you have Wei Xin? Tell me the number, my parents are not at home at night, so I'm scared......"

In just an instant, Hong Jun's back was completely soaked: "Hallucination, this must be an illusion!" It's their trap! These girls must be trying to seduce me, and if I take the bait, I'll fall into the trap! Hold on! Be sure to hold on! ”

Thinking so in his heart, Hong Jun coughed fiercely: "Uh-huh! All to Lao Tzu in place! This is a class meeting, we can get ......"

Before he finished speaking, Xiao Chenxin had already interrupted him with a smile: "Oh, what will you do in the class, teacher, you should quickly introduce yourself first, Qiu Qiu, Wei Xin, Momo all say it!" ”

"Yes, yes, IIC, IP, IQ card, all tell me the password!" "It's just, usually mixed groups? Weixin group, Momo group, Qiuqiu group, speed turnin! "Teacher, do you have a girlfriend?" What type of do you like, hurry up and say it! The moment of giggling, he laughed, and some even kept patting the desk.

Yes, this class meeting will definitely not be able to be held, and these girls with quite good family conditions are not as reserved and shy as high school students should have, and they are fierce one by one.

Hong Jun made an expression with fangs: "Give Lao Tzu a serious look!" We're going to have a class meeting! Let's have a class meeting! As he spoke, he slapped the lectern: "Lao Tzu's name is Hong Jun, the Hong of the Great Flood, the army of the army, and he will be your head teacher in the future!" Speaking of this, Hong Jun took a deep breath: "In the future, everyone will take care of each other, if you have any difficulties, just tell the teacher, as a glorious people's teacher, if the students have any difficulties, they will definitely take action!" "At this time, Hong Jun is really handsome.

Of course, he thinks so.

It's a pity that the students below obviously don't sell his account, Xiao Chenxin stood up and asked, "Teacher, then will you do the laundry?" Hand washed, not in a washing machine. ”

"This ...... Well...... "Hong Jun lives so big, washing clothes has always been a washing machine, when have you ever washed it by hand?" But for the sake of face, it still has to be a big head: "That...... Isn't that a must, haha, haha! As a glorious people's teacher, doing housework is one of the skills that must be mastered! ”

"The teacher is amazing!" Xiao Chen's face was not red and his heart was not beating: "Then teacher, is it okay to come to my house at night to help me wash my clothes?" People don't bother to wash a lot of pants, and there are all kinds of colors! If the teacher likes it, it's no problem to send you two! ”

Small...... Pants! Still...... And a lot!

Hong Jun almost squirted out his nose in excitement, and hurriedly wiped the cold sweat on his forehead: "This...... This one...... Although the teacher is happy to help you, it is still necessary to do your own things and have enough food and clothing by yourself, I ...... I'm not going to help you with this, haha, haha...... "These bear kids, it seems that they need to be trained well, it's so daring, but I like it!"

The students below glanced at each other and thought: "In the face of Sister Xin's temptation, I am silent, I don't know if it is pretending or really Yanagishita Megumi, first observe and observe." ”

Another girl asked, "Teacher, do you have a girlfriend?" What type do you like? ”

"Girlfriend......" Hong Jun's eyes showed a look of infinite yearning: "My dream girl, she needs to have long black and beautiful hair......"

"Cut ......" suddenly let out a burst of boos: "Fooling people with advertising words, the teacher is not kind!" ”

"Teacher, what do you like?" "Yes, yes, do you have any hobbies?" "Teacher, do you like to play games? For example, a large-scale 3D online game battle or something? "Teacher, you ......"

It was supposed to be a good class meeting, but it turned out to be a question time for these murderous and curious babies, and they didn't even roll call. When the bell rang for the end of school, Hong Jun's whole body seemed to have been fished out of the water, and at least two catties of cold sweat broke out.

Just wanted to go out and go home from work, Yao Wenyang suddenly stood up and said, "Teacher, are you free at night?" A few of us would like to invite you to a meal, as a sign of respect and face? ”

Dinner again? Hong Jun scratched his head and said, "Isn't it okay for students to invite teachers to dinner?" ”

Yao Wenyang said: "What's wrong, respecting teachers is the traditional virtue of our Chinese nation, what's wrong?" ”

Look at what this said, how good it is. Hong Jun hurriedly said: "That...... Okay, but I'll have to invite you to this meal, you haven't started making money yet. ”

"We'll talk about it then." Yao Wenyang and Zhao Huitou and the other two boys glanced at each other: "Then let's go get the car first." ”

Damn, I have a car? Hong Jun said, "Okay, I'll wait for you at the school gate." ”

As he spoke, several people left the classroom, and at this time, the remaining students in the class snickered: "Haha, Da Yao and a few of them took the teacher away, and the plan began to start." ”

Xiao Chenxin cautiously patted Fang Yibing, who had been sleeping: "Sister Bing, wake up, wake up, wake up, let's calculate how many points the new teacher can get!" ”

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