Chapter 20 Hunting geese all day long makes geese peck their eyes

In the car.

"I said Huahua, ah......" Hong Jun smiled and began to call Huaxiangyu.

"You, you, you don't call me that, it's the name of the puppy!" Hua Xiang turned her head in a tone, her little face flushed.

"I said Xiangxiang, ......" Hong Jun's face was as thick as a city wall.

"......" Hua Xiangyu simply ignored him.

"I speak a language......" This time Hong Jun denied himself: "This name is not good, forget it, let's call you Teacher Hua, we are also a glorious people's teacher, and we want to be a model for others......"

Hua Xiangyu and Yao Wenyang both thought: "You still remember this!" ”

"I said Sister Xiangyu......" Hong Jun's face was full of pig brother: "My name is Hong Jun, and I will be a colleague in the future, please take care of me!" ”

"Who's your sister!" Hua Xiangyu snorted angrily: "Call me Teacher Hua, otherwise I will ignore you in the future!" ”

"Okay, then Mr. Hua." Hong Jun grinned: "Teacher Hua doesn't have a boyfriend yet?" What kind of man do you like, I know a lot of people, why don't I introduce you? As soon as he finished asking, Yao Wenyang's ears were obviously pricked up, and then he almost smashed the steering wheel, because Hong Jun then asked, "What do you think of me?" ”

"You, you, you violent maniac!" Hua Xiang said in a huffing tone: "Even if all the men in the world die, I won't like you!" Dare to bet on others, damn it! ”

"I'm not RMB, of course I can't like everyone." Hong Jun said that everything didn't matter at all, and suddenly changed the topic: "Ah, it's in place, so fast." Ahahahaha, someone has a treat today, oops, I haven't eaten well for a few days, I'm really looking forward to it. As he spoke, he hugged Yao Wenyang's neck: "I said Wenyang, you have enough money, right?" Don't run out of money to settle the bill......"

In front of the goddess in his heart, how could Yao Wenyang lose his share, and the green tendons on his head came out: "Let go of your salty pig hand for Lao Tzu, the money Lao Tzu brought is enough even if you eat here for a month, rely on!" ”

"That's good, that's good, hahaha!" Hong Jun whistled: "Fuhai Hotel, I heard that a meal costs thousands......

"You, how can you force students to have a treat," Hua Xiangyu snorted angrily in the back, "Forget it, I'll invite you today." ”

Hong Jun turned his head and looked at Yao Wenyang expressionlessly: "I said Wenyang, did I force you to have a treat?" That's right, Teacher Hua is here today, or I'll invite you, anyway, I'm also your teacher......"

"No, no, no, how can you make the teacher break the bank for a meal!" How could Yao Wenyang miss such a good opportunity to perform, and shouted desperately: "Don't fight, I'll please!" I please! Teacher Xiangyu, whatever you want to eat, just ask. casually and inexplicably added: "Besides, even if I kill me, I don't dare to ask Teacher Xiangyu to spend your money, if others know about it, I will become the public enemy of the whole school!" ”

"That's right!" Hong Jun laughed and patted Yao Wenyang's shoulder, and sighed: "Youth, it's really a good time to be wronged, alas, it's really nostalgic for that ......."

"Old ...... Lao Tzu killed you! Yao Wenyang was instantly angry: "You dead teacher, who is the wronged boss!" ”

Zhao Zishuai and the three of them in the back desperately hugged him: "Da Yao, dissipate your anger, pay attention to your image, pay attention to your image, Teacher Xiangyu is watching there......"

"Count your fate, let's see!" Yao Wenyang stared at Hong Jun's back viciously.

"Alas, it's not good to be young and vigorous...... Hong Jun walked in in a big way, and pointed at the doorman casually at Yao Wenyang and Zhao Zishuai: "Which private room is empty, take my brother over, and ask my driver for a tip, well, the tallest one is." ”

"Division...... Driver...... Also tip...... Yao Wenyang and Zhao turned back and the four of them were completely depressed: "Letter...... Believe it or not, I skinned you, bastard! ”

Two minutes later.

Hong Jun, Hua Xiangyu, Yao Wenyang and other six people sat in the private room on the third floor of the Fuhai Hotel, Yao Wenyang stared at Hong Jun's face, gritted his teeth and hummed: "Teacher, just order what you want to eat, it must be not easy for you to come here once, today you are said to be your driver and I am unlucky, I admit it!" ”

Zhao Zishuai secretly gestured his middle finger at Hong Jun, then shrunk his left hand into his sleeve and covered his mouth with his cuff, and whispered: "Da Yao, you have enough money today, right?" Don't be embarrassed if you don't have enough money, especially if you are ...... goddess of flowers."

The other two nodded violently, and one of them asked in a low voice, "What are we going to do about it?" Another person said: "This leopard doesn't seem to have been to this kind of place, so we have to take care of him, so that he understands that he is not of the same grade as us!" ”

Hua Xiangyu just sat there quietly, constantly looking at the surrounding environment. Although she is recognized as the goddess of Jiaming, the family conditions of Huaxiangyu can only be regarded as average, and this kind of restaurant that costs 1,800 yuan for a meal at every turn is indeed not something that can be come casually.

Hong Jun looked at the recipe decently, but it was really a bit of a high-end atmosphere.

Yao Wenyang saw that Hong Jun didn't speak for a long time, and smiled secretly in his heart: "Could it be that he was scared?" Hmph, he's a kind of person, he usually pretends to be serious, and now he must be thinking about how he can get out of here if we are going to run away. These teachers are all so cautious and calculating, which makes people look down on them. ”

After waiting for a while, in fact, it was only about ten seconds, and Yao Wenyang began to get impatient: "Teacher Tu Leopard, haven't you chosen what you want to eat?" Also, the dishes here are really different from the usual snack bars, and it's really not easy to see if they are suitable for the taste. ”

Little rabbit cub, when Lao Tzu slashed twelve streets, these broken restaurants invited Lao Tzu Lao Tzu to come, you haven't grown up yet, dare to show your superiority in front of Lao Tzu? Hong Jun threw the recipe on the solid wood table: "Let's have a potato stew with kidney beans, stewed sauerkraut, braised pork, peanuts, and two bottles of Qingdao." ”

The waiter was stunned for an instant, Yao Wenyang and the other four were eager to get into the cracks in the ground, and Hua Xiangyu expressed her dissatisfaction with practical actions - she just changed her seat again, more than a meter away from Hong Jun, indicating that she didn't know this person.

"First...... Sir," the waiter sweated profusely: "We are a high-end hotel, no ...... There are no ...... those dishes."

"What a broken place, there is no ...... such a classic dish" Hong Jun muttered and picked up the recipe again and flipped through it: "The dishes on this don't look good, forget it, it's so-so......"

Yao Wenyang and the others finally breathed a sigh of relief, this local leopard finally didn't order anything like tomatoes, scrambled eggs, chicken, stewed mushrooms, etc. As a result, they didn't have to be happy for long, and their faces changed again in an instant.

"Waiter, then let's have the most expensive dishes you have here for an appetizer, I don't know if it's delicious or not...... Hong Jun shook his head and expressed his dissatisfaction: "There are no classic dishes, so just come to a few things, go home and sleep after eating, boring." ”

You...... Your sister, the most expensive dishes come directly from ten or eight kinds, and that table of meals will cost at least two or three thousand!

Yao Wenyang's face was bruised, and his voice definitely jumped out from between his teeth: "Have you eaten?" Dirt leopard! ”

Hong Jun simply ignored her, and looked directly at Hua Xiangyu on the side: "Oh, Teacher Hua, look, it's rare to ask you out for dinner, so naturally I want to invite you to eat something good." How do ordinary dishes live up to your identity? So I just asked them to serve the ten best dishes to express my sincerity, I will invite this meal, Mr. Hua, you must not mind, haha, haha! ”

Hey, little bunny, it's uncomfortable, isn't it? But Lao Tzu said so, why don't you hurry forward?

Hong Jun thought about it as a perfection, but he didn't want to, but Yao Wenyang and the others suddenly looked at each other strangely at the same time, and then stretched out their hands and patted each other, shouting in unison: "Yay, success!" Zhao Zishuai laughed and said, "Then let's call the teacher to break the bank, haha, waiter, let's have five more of the most expensive dishes, I want to eat abalone and lobster!" Yao Wenyang said: "Bird's nest shark fin is also on six parts, why are you stunned?" Don't remember it quickly, don't worry, I can't miss your money, our boss has a treat. As he spoke, he simply put his arm on Hong Jun's shoulder: "Yes, boss, I can't be a driver in vain." ”

I...... I'm grass, these rabbit cubs actually dare to calculate Lao Tzu!

That's really...... Commander Hong sighed: "Alas, in the end, it was said that the goose was pecked in the eye, a mistake, a mistake!" ”

Hearing this, Hua Xiangyu immediately covered her mouth and smiled, it was really better than Hua Jiao, and Hong Jun who watched it was stunned: "Teacher Hua, no wonder you can become the recognized goddess of Jiaming High School, this is really a smile and a smile for the city!" It is...... It's all here, why are you still wearing these sunglasses? I can't even see your eyes......"

Yao Wenyang and the others were dumbfounded when they heard this, how could people be shameless to such a point, and they could say such a numb word!

Hua Xiangyu didn't speak, and instantly her face turned cold again, and she turned her head. It's just that the slight twitching of her shoulders betrays the fact that she is clearly snickering now.

Hong Jun did not forget to continue to pat the horse wildly: "Oh, Teacher Hua is so young and popular with students, when will I be like Teacher Hua?" Teacher Hua is really a good role model for me, if there is anything I don't understand in the future, please ask Teacher Hua to give me more advice! ”

Yao Wenyang and the other four shouted in their hearts: "Shameless! Don't promise, don't promise! ”

As the saying goes, good spirits are not bad spirits, after listening to Hong Jun's words, Hua Xiangyu nodded lightly and whispered: "I can't talk about advice, Teacher Hong doesn't have to be so polite......"

"Damn!" Yao Wenyang and the other four beat their chests and paused: "Good flowers are called pig arches!" ”

Hong Jun is triumphant, hehe, the boys who haven't grown all the hair, fight with Lao Tzu, wait for another hundred years!

Just looking at Hong Jun's face, Yao Wenyang, Zhao Zishuai and the other four knew what he was thinking, looked at each other, and secretly thought in their hearts: "Let you be proud for a while, and then we will see how we clean you up!" ”

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