Campus Weixin group.

Wang Deshou: "I'm grass, have you heard of the video of that goddess?" ”

Chen Yongnan: "What video, what video?" Undressed? ”

Wang Deshou: "Die, can you have anything else in your head besides this?" It's a real goddess, like a fairy in the earth, this news came from the fifth class of the second year of the computer in the last class, and it is said that it has exceeded five million clicks in less than two days. ”

Chen Yongnan: "True or false, so awesome? It just so happens that my next class is also a computer class, so I'll wait for my news when the time comes. By the way, what are you searching for? How can I find that what goddess video? ”

Wang Deshou: "There is a cool video network, and the video with the most clicks is, on the homepage, the title is "Peerless Beauty Cover Fireworks is Easy to Cold", I guess you can find it at a glance with your obsessive eyes. ”

Chen Yongnan: "Oh, I understand. ”

Zhong Yihai: "What are you two talking about?" Are there five classes of people? How was the last class? ”

Wang Deshou: "It is said that the students in Class 5 were attracted by the goddess video, and nothing else. ”

Feng Heyu: "Where is the big bell?" We were laughed at in the last class, and his grandmother was depressed. ”

Zhong Yihai: "What's the situation?" Tell me about it. ”

Feng Heyu: "Gu Leshan found a new teacher to pick the King of Fighters 97, and was picked out by one, and then found a new teacher to play interstellar, and was abused. ”

Zhong Yihai: "I'm grass, isn't he the champion of our school games?" Such a tragedy? ”

Feng Heyu: "Who knew that the new teacher was so perverted. By the way, the new teacher and our school flower team are in the interstellar game, and such a good opportunity to be paralyzed is taken up by the new teacher, so we can only watch from the sidelines. ”

Zhong Yihai: "Paralyzed, this thing can't be endured!" I'm grass, the new teacher actually hooked up with the goddess, not to mention tm hooking up with the school flower, I'm grass! Lao Tzu must kill him! I'm so envious of me! ”

Guan Pengfei: "Big Zhong, what's the situation?" How's that going? ”

Zhong Yihai: "Don't mention it, Brother Da Fei said that there are very important things in the past two days, and he doesn't have time to pay attention to our petty fights." ”

Guan Pengfei: "In this way, then let him have to be killed for two days first." ”

Zhong Yihai: "The problem is that the new teacher may be seducing our school flower. ”

Guan Pengfei: "!! ”

Guan Pengfei: "I can't bear it!" When I am the homeroom teacher, I go to work with the goddess in the morning and tm to seduce the school flower! I went to Brother Dacao and called seven or eight people to beat him up until he couldn't even recognize his mother! ”

Zhong Yihai: "Okay! When the time comes, count me as one, and I will pay for the meal. ”

Chen Yongnan: "I'm grass!" I !!!!!!!!!!!!!! grass ”

Guan Pengfei: "You are a jb, what is the fuss." ”

Chen Yongnan: "Goddess, absolute goddess!" It's so beautiful, it's so beautiful! I grass! I grass! ”

Guan Pengfei: "This turtle is crazy again, Da Zhong, let's watch a good show at night." ”

Zhong Yihai: "Okay. ”

Within nine classes in two years.

On the podium, a man who is about 1.6 meters tall and dressed in tender clothes is ...... A middle-aged woman of forty-five or sixteen years old is giving an English lesson. This English teacher's name is Lin Shaohong, nicknamed Lao Lin, and she looks ordinary, but her hair is very distinctive, and her shawl appears from top to bottom in three colors: red, yellow and black, which is quite powerful.

Her side is listless, and below is all kinds of chaos. Yao Wenyang seemed to be listening to a book from heaven, his eyes were blank, and he was in a state of sleepwalking. Fang Yibing is fiddling with his Apple 5S mobile phone, and Tang Xi is doing physics homework, and after doing it, he is open, closed, nodding, nodding, nodding, pouring, opening his eyes, and closing his ...... In addition to Yao Wenting, who was listening attentively, some of the other students whispered in private, some slept, some fiddled with their mobile phones, and some drew in their textbooks, and they were in a mess.

Lin Shaohong spoke for a while, looked at the state of the students below, hatefully slammed the textbook on the lectern, and said angrily: "You bastards who are not successful, can you still listen to the class?" If you can't attend the class, get out! She slammed the textbook and was clearly on the verge of an outburst.

Yao Wenyang replied listlessly: "Do you want to talk about how well-behaved and obedient the students you taught before and how to honor you?" Don't say it, teacher, you've said the same thing eight hundred times, and your ears are calloused. ”

Fang Yibing yawned for a long time, tilted his head and looked at Lao Lin on the podium: "Your former student is your former student, when your girl went to kindergarten, you asked a girl in the class to pick up and leave school every day." So that girl went from middle to bottom to countdown, hating you for the rest of her life. We're not that stupid, do you think we just came here to help you work, you don't say thank you, don't ask for water, don't invite lunch, forget it, once we worked for you, we bought lunch ourselves, you got angry with your daughter and came back and scolded us, will we forget? ”

"Well said!" Xiao Chenxin shouted loudly in the back: "Sister Bing is the best!" ”

"You...... Wait for me, you bastards! Lin Shaohong slapped the podium violently, slammed the door angrily, and left a cruel sentence: "I have to ask someone to fire all you bastards!" ”

"This old Lin is finally rolling, haha!" Yao Wenyang laughed: "Sister Bing is sharp." ”

Fang Yibing regained his drowsy appearance, and kept drooping his head: "It's nothing, I'll sleep first......"

She was about to sleep, Xiao Chenxin suddenly stabbed her: "Sister Bing, don't sleep yet, hurry up and get out the data table of our teacher Hong, there is new information." ”

"What's new, what's new?" As soon as I heard the new information, all the students around me who loved to join in the fun surrounded me.

Fang Yibing finally felt a little more energetic, and called up the form: "What kind of information is there?" Is there a representative surname? ”

Xiao Chenxin looked at his mobile phone: "According to internal intelligence, Mr. Hong fought with Gu Leshan in computer class with King of Fighters 97, and the result was ......"

The other students looked at each other and shouted, "Did you get picked out by one?" "Teacher Hong must have lost badly!" "Of course, Gu Leshan is the champion of our school's boxing!"

Xiao Chen shrugged his shoulders helplessly: "The result is that Gu Leshan was picked by Teacher Hong. ”

The surrounding friends were all stunned: "This ...... It's fake, right? "The King of Fighters 97 in Gule Mountain is very powerful, and he was actually picked out by Mr. Hong?!" "Did I hear me right? Is Sister Xin's information wrong? ”

Xiao Chenxin shook his head: "The intelligence is absolutely right, all the students in the fifth class of the second year have seen it, and ...... After that, they fought StarCraft again, and Gu Leshan was abused again. ”

Playing games, linked to intelligence and reaction speed, Fang Yibing directly increased Hong Jun's value by 10 points on intelligence and reaction to 70.

Xiao Chenxin continued: "And Teacher Hong often goes to work with our Jiaming goddess Hua Xiangyuhua teacher in the morning, and when he plays interstellar, he is still in a group with the school flower Bai Yaning. ”

"I ...... I grass! That's not true, is it? "Damn! How could he, as a teacher, be so unethical—why didn't he take me with him! "Damn, if he doesn't tell me about picking up girls, I'll have to beat him up!"

Fang Yibing directly increased the value by 10 points in the charm value, becoming 88 points.

At this time, Xiao Chenxin looked at Yao Wenyang: "Da Yao, last time you had dinner with the teacher, don't tell me that you only see that he is thick-skinned, I don't care what happened to you, what I want is the value." ”

"This old guy," Yao Wenyang said lightly: "In addition to being quite thick-skinned, his resistance to beautiful women is quite strong." ”

Hearing this, Xiao Chenxin suddenly tapped his seductive lips with his fingers, nodded and said, "As soon as you said this, I remembered it, before I said that I asked him to help me wash my pants, he didn't seem to feel it at all." ”

Fang Yibing added another 10 points to the specialty column, and finally looked at the overall data and said: "81.90 points, the value has grown very well, of course, the face has raised his overall value a lot." ”

Seeing the data in front of him, Xiao Chenxin cautiously asked, "Sister Bing, he has already passed 80 points, should we notify him first...... Galeries Lafayette? ”

Fang Yibing leaned on the desk again: "If you look for Lafayette before you reach 90, you are looking for death, what should you do, let's go, I'll sleep first." ”

As soon as she lay down, Yao Wenyang looked at her mobile phone over there, and suddenly said in surprise: "Damn, Xiao Guan and Da Zhong said that they wanted to find someone to beat Teacher Hong!" ”

Xiao Chenxin snatched his mobile phone, looked at the message on it, and immediately became angry, and shouted at the phone: "Are you crazy about you?" Looking for someone from the underworld? What are we going to do if we cripple him? ”

"Xinxin, it's okay, don't worry, we just want to see if the new teacher is powerful......" As soon as he saw Xiao Chenxin, Guan Pengfei's side immediately withered: "Don't worry, don't worry, you won't be ruthless......"

"Don't let me see you again!" Xiao Chen gritted his teeth angrily: "It's not your turn for an outsider to interfere in the affairs of our second year and ninth class!" ”

"I ...... I ......" Guan Pengfei on the other side of the phone wanted to cry without tears: "I'm not an outsider, am I?" Anyway, I want to go to your class too, okay to give some face? ”

"Get out!" Xiao Chen angrily threw the black apple5 in his hand to the ground: "This bastard, when will it be his turn to interfere in the affairs of our ninth class!" ”

Yao Wenyang's eyebrows jumped: "Sister Xin, that's my mobile phone ......"

"Tomorrow I will buy you a new 5s." Xiao Chen sat back in his seat in a huff.

Yao Wenyang: "Forget it, I'll buy it myself." ”

Suddenly, Li Zhiheng, who was leaning against the window to watch the students downstairs in physical education class, shouted: "Damn! Then the whole person stood up without saying a word, picked up a mop handle and rushed out, shouting as he ran: "Grass you ** dragon, dare to tease my daughter-in-law, I chopped you!" ”

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