Chapter 36: I'm so witty
All the way back to the sophomore teaching building, as soon as I entered the corridor, I heard a sound from the direction of the class, "buzzing" as if thousands of flies were fluttering their wings and dancing, which made people extremely irritable.
Hong Jun gritted his teeth angrily: "Bear children, see how Lao Tzu will fix you later!" ”
When he arrived at the door of the ninth class of the second year, Hong Jun kicked open the door of the classroom and made a loud "bang", which obviously frightened the students in the classroom, and the sound disappeared in an instant.
This is a good start, and Hong Jun said that he is quite satisfied.
As a result, he was not satisfied for three seconds, and suddenly a thunderous woman's voice sounded: "Death! If you don't want to live, I'll give you a ride! Before the words fell, a mineral water bottle that had only drunk a small half of water crossed an elegant arc and snapped on the door of Hong Jun's head. The mineral water bottle stayed on the door of Hong Jun's head for two seconds before it "snapped" and fell to the ground.
Hong Jun: "......", I forgot about Fang Yibing, a student who got up super angry......
"Wha! Sister Bing is so powerful! "Sister Bing is invincible!" "Sister Bing, you are really my idol!"
After a short silence, there was a deafening laughter, and the students below covered their stomachs with laughter, in the more popular words on the Internet, that is, the eight-pack abs laughed......
And the initiator, Sister Fang Yibingbing, fell on the table in a daze......
"Quiet, all quiet for Lao Tzu!" Hong Jun angrily slammed the table, and the classroom fell silent after a while. When everyone's eyes were focused on his face, Hong Jun nodded with satisfaction: "As the head teacher of the ninth class of the second year, what I want to say today is that I want to come to talk to you about the three chapters of the law. ”
Yao Wenyang snorted: "What else should I do, it turns out that I came to teach again." ”
Hong Jun ignored him, looked at the other classmates again, and saw that the classmates were quite cooperative, so he immediately smiled and said, "It seems that everyone is quite face-saving, en." First of all, I would like to say that I am very pleased that all of you can listen to me quietly. ”
"As you know, although I have just become your homeroom teacher, I have been working hard to communicate with you. And try to manage the class in a neutral way that doesn't have personal feelings or dislikes. ”
Yao Wenyang lay on the desk weakly: "Okay, salute you, my homeroom teacher ......" At the end, he didn't forget to add: "But we won't agree to what you say." ”
Zhao Zishuai added on the side: "That is to say, you should bring your personal point of view to be our head teacher, be our enemy, fight with us, fight wits and courage with us, and finally can't fight our gray roll cover flash." ”
As soon as he finished saying this, the students below nodded in unison.
"Of course, of course," Hong Jun nodded affirmatively: "I know that your family conditions are quite good, you don't have to worry about food and clothing, and most of you will directly inherit the family property after graduation in the future, and, according to my understanding, everyone's minds are also very good-"
Hong Jun said casually: "Wen Ting is the first in the year, Fang Yibing's score is the twenty-second in the year, Tang Xi is the forty-third in the year, and even Li Zhiheng, who was about to fight just now, was also the eighty-sixth in the year's final exam last semester. It can be said that what everyone is worse now is just a little bit worse in discipline. I'm not wrong, right? ”
These data are all reference data for the leaders of the year department in the past two days. Originally, Hong Jun thought that the class he led must be the worst in the school, but he didn't expect to be shocked when he saw it.
It was only after reading the report card that Hong Jun understood why this class was like this, but these students were still sitting here.
Because the grades of the students in this class are not only not bad, but on the contrary, they are surprisingly good. For students who can have such grades, any leader is reluctant to expel them directly.
It's just that why they are like this, Hong Jun still doesn't understand for a while, and it seems that he can only get some accurate information when he really penetrates the students in the future.
"That's right," Yao Wenyang was still lying lazily on the table, "So what you should do now is to go back to the office and smoke and surf the Internet with peace of mind, and wait for the college entrance examination to be over and count the money, and we will get a good university and give you a bonus - if you can persist until then." ”
"Okay, okay, I understand." Hong Jun snapped his fingers, and dragged the Cooler in various postures: "Then let's discuss, I'll make a few requests to you later, if you agree, just say agree, if you don't agree, just say no." That's all right, right? You see, everyone is an adult, so you have to give some face, right? You can't oppose them all. ”
"Don't worry," Yao Wenting continued to hum, "We will object to whatever you say." The surrounding students continued to brush and nod their heads in unison.
This group of bear children is so faceless.
"Okay, okay, then I'll talk about the conditions first." Hong Jun said slowly: "First of all, I think everyone is very cute, although they are a little younger, they are still able to communicate." Therefore, the first one, I hope that everyone can love each other as much as possible, at least on campus, to convince people with virtue, when you can move your mouth, you must never do it, you really have to do it, you must also control, you can't get on your feet. ”
"I'm against it." Yao Wenyang fiddled with the pen and turned back and forth on his fingers: "Of course you have to kick with your feet to fight." ”
The other students nodded in unison.
"The first one is against it, you really don't give me face, okay, okay, you win." Hong Jun picked up the chalk and wrote on the blackboard: "Fight on campus, oppose. ”
"Bang", the gold-inlaid pen in his hand was transferred to the ground, Yao Wenyang shouted: "I'm talking about using your feet to fight!" ”
"But what I'm saying is that you can't fight on campus, you see, I said that you can't convince people with virtue, and you can't do it." Hong Jun shrugged his shoulders: "They are all adults, and they are responsible for what they have said when the car is driven." ”
"Count...... Count you ruthless! Yao Wenting's angry green tendons came out: "Next!" ”
Hong Jun: "Well, let's talk about the next one now." Everyone is a good student, and with such good grades, the teacher's contribution must be inseparable. Therefore, in the future, in class, I can't help but listen carefully, I can't interfere with the teacher's class, I can't sleep and look at my mobile phone, read novels, draw pictures, and so on. ”
"Against!" This time, Yao Wenyang felt that he heard it clearly: "We will not agree!" ”
The students thought about it carefully this time, and finally nodded in unison.
"Oh, you guys really don't give any face." Hong Jun sighed helplessly, and wrote on the blackboard again: "Interfere with the teacher's lecture, oppose." ”
"Holy!" The students shouted, "Teacher, you definitely misunderstood!" ”
"I didn't get it right." Hong Jun touched his chin: "I said that I can't help but interfere with the teacher's class, I can't sleep and look at my mobile phone, read novels, draw pictures, etc." Pay attention to the back is not to interfere with the teacher's class, don't sleep and look at the mobile phone, read novels and draw, the front can't be offset by your objections, so ......" Hong Jun expressed considerable regret: "Speaking of which, everyone still understands things very well, so now the third article." ”
"Ahhhh Teacher, you're so bad! "Holy! Caught in the trap again! "Teacher, you play with people!"
Xiao Chenxin, who was sitting in the middle of the classroom, watched Hong Jun talk eloquently, but covered his mouth and smiled: "This new teacher is quite interesting, so it's okay, otherwise it would be too boring to change to other teachers, hehe." ”
Hong Jun ignored them and continued: "I know that many of you have cars, so if you want to come in the morning, you must be able to get to school in time, of course, I know that sometimes there will be traffic jams on the road, and it is easy to come late, so I can only express deep regret for the students who come late." Of course, I won't blame everyone for this, there are unforeseen circumstances and people have good and bad luck, but it's better not to leave early after school at night, and it doesn't hurt to stay in school for a while, right? Well, if there is a real emergency at home, leave early, I will still give a fake drop! ”
This time, there was silence in the class for ten seconds, and then everyone exchanged heads for twenty seconds, and after half a minute, Yao Wenyang gritted his teeth and stood up: "How could I make the same mistake for the third time, this time we agreed!" ”
"That's right! Yes, this time we agree! "Hahaha, teacher, how can we continue to make the same mistakes?" "That's it, this time it's up to you to see what else you have to say!"
laughed like a pot of porridge below, waiting to see Hong Jun's face. Even many students have secretly taken out their mobile phones and are ready to take pictures.
"Count you smart, my conspiracy didn't succeed," Hong Jun smiled and wrote the last words on the blackboard: "Don't be late, don't leave early, agree." ”
After finishing writing, he clapped his hands in a chic manner: "Then today's conditions are here, everyone is an adult, and what they have said and promised must be observed, hehe." ”
After speaking, he turned to leave, leaving only a group of students in the classroom who were already stunned.
Brushing off the clothes and going away, hiding deep with the name.
"I ...... Holy! Yao Wenyang angrily threw the books on the desk to the ground: "This old fox! Depend on! He actually calculated three times in a row! Three times! This is the biggest stain on my life, I will never spare him, I can't spare him! ”
Zhao Zishuai said hatefully on the side: "He's right, I knew it was better to choose against." ”
At this time, Tang Xi said that she was supporting her head on the side, and she was the first to react: "Forget it, you have to choose against, and now the blackboard is 'late arrival and early departure, opposition.'" These are six words. Don't you realize that you can't choose to agree or disagree? ”
Yao Wenyang was dumbfounded when he heard this, and finally the deflated ball was like a defeated rooster: "When Sister Bing wakes up, remember to increase this old guy's intelligence by 30 points, his grandmother's." ”
"I think I have to adjust it to at least 40 points, right?" "yes, yes, this old guy's intelligence doesn't seem to be low."
Yao Wenyang was furious: "Your sister, his intelligence is not low now, and he will not break through the sky by 40 points?" Grass! ”
As he spoke, he turned his head to look at Lu Qichen: "Xiao Lu, call your father to come and 'visit' him next week, grandma's." ”
Xiao Chenxin: "Are you crazy? Xiaolu's father is black, do you want to scare Teacher Hong to death? ”
"Nonsense!" Yao Wenyang said angrily: "If you don't scare him, he won't know why the flowers are so red!" ”
At this time, Zhao Zishuai asked on the side: "Da Yao, what about the three conditions that Teacher Hong told us today......
Yao Wenyang gritted his teeth hatefully, and finally said, "Of course I abide by it." Gentlemen, since you have promised, you have to do it. At the end, he didn't forget to say: "He's it!" ”
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