Hearing Xiao Chenxin say this, a cool air rushed from the soles of his feet to the top of his head, and Hong Jun hurriedly asked, "What is the situation?" These songs should ...... Shouldn't there be any problems, right? Although he said so, Hong Jun was completely unsure in his heart. Xiao Chenxin can be said to be her solid supporter, she said that she was ready to dig a pit, then the matter must be very serious.

Xiao Chen said angrily: "Stupid Teacher Hong, you are simply stupid. You don't want to think, can they come up with such simple conditions? These songs are fine, the problem is the lyrics, the lyrics! ”

It turned out to be the lyrics, huh? I thought it was something, Hong Jun smiled and said: "It's the lyrics, that's no problem, anyway, we are also a new generation of people's teachers who are captured by Wen Neng and the country, and Wu Neng ** captive......"

Without waiting for Hong Jun to finish speaking, Xiao Chenxin directly took out a blank paper from his coat pocket and stuffed it into Hong Jun's hand, saying, "See for yourself." ”

The blank sheet of paper is very simple, and all that is written on it is the lyrics of these three songs. But Hong Jun only glanced at it, and then completely collapsed......

"Xiao Fang": "There is an aunt named Lao Fang in the village, her hair is messy and her figure is out of shape, she has given birth to two children and has been fined, and she has also stolen Han. On the morning when she was busy planting rice, the village came to discuss the land acquisition with her, and she went crazy with disagree, and slapped the old village chief with a brick......"

Cold sweat.

"Friends Meet Again": "In another twenty years, we will meet and be pulled to the crematorium, and all burned to ashes." A bunch of you, a bunch of me, no one knows anyone, and they are all sent to the countryside to make fertilizer. Elderly friends, who will be burned to ashes first, and burn you first? Burn me first? The one who first burned his face that wept every day......"

Waterfall Khan.

The adaptation of these two songs can already break through the sky, but these two songs are comparable to the love of the slender man at the end......

"Slender Man's Love": "Sister, you sit at the head of the bed, brother, I pick up my pants, love and love, but unfortunately I can't last too long." Sister, you sit at the head of the bed, brother, I'll rub some oil. Affection, love, love, or kicked to the ground by you......"

Covered in pear blossoms, rainstorms, waterfalls, sweat.

Now Hong Jun finally understood what Xiao Chenxin meant when he told him to dig a pit and get ready. Whichever of these three songs can be sung at the May Day Literary and Art Show, it is definitely the rhythm of death, how to behave after singing? !

At this time, Yao Wenyang and the others had already squatted on the ground with their stomachs covered with laughter, and said while laughing: "Teacher Hong, is it a master, does it matter if the old man speaks?" We all promised you not to fight on campus, but we didn't do anything that day when we were Dayong's **. If you don't count, hehe......"

Hong Jun really wanted to dig a pit and bury himself this time. I used a trick to change the bad habit of this group of students fighting on campus, but I turned my head and got myself into the pit.

It's still the kind from start to finish.

Now that I've agreed to sing, it's obviously not my style to change it. After all, he still can't do what he says.

But these three songs, you really have to choose one to sing on stage...... A lifetime of fame will inevitably be ruined.

In the end, Xiao Chen is considerate, as soon as she saw Hong Jun's expression, she knew that after asking Hong Jun to sing this song, she would really be shameless in this school. Decisively kicked Yao Wenyang up: "Have you had enough?" This song can't be sung by Mr. Hong, let's change it to something else! In fact, she was also curious about what kind of impact Hong Jun would have after singing these songs. But no matter how you think about it, it seems to turn out to be tragic.

"Change? No, no, how do you change what you promised? Unless......" Yao Wenyang said this, suddenly his eyes rolled, and he smiled: "Unless he dances, and you also appear!" ”

Dance? So far, as long as you don't sing those three songs, it's okay! Hong Jun desperately gave Xiao Chen a look, promised, promised!

"Good! I'll play when I play! Xiao Chenxin has always regarded Hong Jun as a male god, and he couldn't ask for it to appear with Hong Jun, so he immediately agreed: "Then it's decided, and we'll talk about what kind of dance we dance when the time comes." Anyway, Mr. Hong may not necessarily lose this game! ”

"It's decided!" Yao Wenyang, as the leading eldest brother of the ninth class of the second year, immediately made a decision: "I can't regret it this time!" ”

"There must be no repentance!" Hong Jun said loudly: "Come on, special training, boy!" For my future, Lao Tzu fights! ”

In order to show respect for the goddess of flowers, for the sake of his future image, Hong Jun really plans to work hard this time!

Ten minutes after the results......

Yao Wenyang completely collapsed: "My old guy, can you play ball?" After shooting ten times blue, he touched the basket four times, and the ball didn't score once, how can you still play against Li Jingcheng's turtle?! ”

Hong Jun was sweating profusely: "Didn't I just play casually at that time, just exercise, how could I think of making such a big battle?" Speaking of this, Hong Jun was also anxious: "Then what now?" ”

Yao Wenyang said angrily: "What else can I do? Old guy, wait for the art show, damn it! ”

The news on the WeChat group has gone crazy-

Student 1: "Whahahahaha, Mr. Hong actually can't play, the shooting is absolutely novice, one-handed shooting, ten shots hit the basket four times, not a single goal scored!" Have fun watching it this time! ”

Student 2: "Yes, yes, I saw with my own eyes, Mr. Hong can't dribble the ball, haha, see what he will do when the time comes!" ”

Classmate 3: "It seems that there is no suspense at all this time, haha." ”

Li Jingcheng: "Haha, it's really fake? What about Da Yao? Come out, come out! ”

Classmate 1: "I'm out of the big city, and I'm really having fun this time." ”

Yao Wenyang: "It's coming, it's coming." ”

Li Jingcheng: "Private chat." ”

Yao Wenyang: "Okay. ”

In private chat-

Li Jingcheng: "How is the plan implemented today?" Still satisfied, right? ”

Yao Wenyang: "Haha, today is also lucky. It just so happened that this old guy was looking for Xiao Miao and his father to do something, so let's take the opportunity to set up, and the old guy really drilled. Otherwise, it will take a bit of effort. ”

Li Jingcheng: "So smooth? That's pretty good, haha. ”

Yao Wenyang: "Well, this time let's put down our grievances first, and help me pit that old guy when the time comes, hehe, when it's time for the game, let's cooperate well, don't let us lose too ugly." It's a difference of more than ten or twenty points, and the matter between the two of us will be compared later. ”

Li Jingcheng: "No problem, it's not a deep hatred between the two of us anyway, it's not as deep as the contradiction between you and Class 6." Haha, the lyrics you changed are simply amazing, and Mr. Hong will sing them at the art show when the time comes...... In this life, he doesn't want to raise his head. ”

Yao Wenyang: "It's not that serious, Sister Xin stopped it, there is no way." ”

Li Jingcheng: "Invincible? That's no way, but with your Da Yao's style, it's not so easy to finish, right? ”

Yao Wenyang: "Nonsense, it's so easy to let him escape and I'm a fart, I changed the condition to dance, and Sister Xin has to play." ”

Li Jingcheng: "Damn, this is a big hole, Mr. Hong jumped in?" ”

Yao Wenyang: "Jumped, the one who jumped is called a decisive." Okay, let's not talk nonsense with you, we will have a chance to compete again in the future, I will accompany the old guy to practice first, pretending. ”

Li Jingcheng: "Okay, no problem. By the way, what's your class lineup? ”

Yao Wenyang: "Point guard Mr. Hong, I'm a point guard. The center of the ape, the small Miao small forward, the big front Zhao turned back. ”

Li Jingcheng: "Well, it seems that you are really willing to do it in order to pit Mr. Hong, these people are looking for it, right?" The apes and seedlings are just the middle and bottom strength of your class. Then let's go up and down, I play big forward, point guard Xiao Dong, small forward Bai Meng, center He Chengyun, point guard Suo Yongnian, what do you think? ”

Yao Wenyang: "Okay, just do it, the strength is about the same, when the time comes, don't be discovered by that old guy." ”

At this time, Hong Jun was completely unaware that the plan around him was unfolding, and now the situation is stronger than people, the game is imminent, and it will not be possible if he does not work hard. It's a pity, after all, he practiced shooting at the beginning, although his physical fitness is far beyond ordinary people, but basketball is a technical job, not a matter of being able to hold a handle if he can play and shoot - so after the lunch break, Hong Jun returned to the office dejectedly like a frosted eggplant.

Lying on the bed listlessly, Hong Jun let out a long sigh, it seems that this time it is really planted, his grandmother, and these rabbit cubs really can't be careless for a while. Although you don't have to sing those three songs, Yao Wenyang said that he should dance, maybe it's a bad idea.

Just thinking of this, the mobile phone rang, Hong Jun picked it up and saw that it was Qinglongyang calling, and asked angrily, "What's the matter?" Lao Tzu is annoyed now, don't ink if it's not a big deal. ”

Qinglongyang shouted loudly on the phone: "Boss, come to my car dealership!" Something's wrong, there's something big! ”

……

Zhongyang City, Xicheng Yimeilong Supermarket, basement floor, northeast corner warehouse.

"Brother Biao, Brother Biao!" With a loud bang, two gangster-looking people hurriedly rushed in, shouting at a fat man who was playing mahjong in the warehouse: "Brother Biao, someone is looking for you!" "The man known as Brother Biao was covered in tendons, with a black and white white tiger tattooed on his neck, a finger-thick gold necklace, a bald head without eyebrows, a high nose, and an extremely vicious appearance.

"Bang!" As soon as the gangster finished speaking, Brother Biao turned around and punched him, put the gangster down, and scolded: "Scare Lao Tzu, don't you see that Lao Tzu is busy?" Then he shot a west wind and said to the other thug, "What's the matter, hurry up." ”

The second gangster swallowed his saliva and said, "Brother Biao, there are two people from Belin City, who said they want to see you, Brother Biao." ”

"Oh? Behring City? Birdman from the provincial town? Brother Biao snorted: "Those who come are not good, let them in." ”

Hearing that someone was looking for Brother Biao to discuss things, the other three card players immediately got up and said goodbye. It's not a good thing to know too much about this kind of thing.

"Yes." After getting Brother Biao's approval, the messenger gangster immediately went out to call someone, and after a while, two men in their early thirties came in, both dressed in black suits, with small heads, and they were very imposing just by looking at their appearance, especially the rigid facial lines, which were obviously good.

Brother Biao glanced at it casually and asked, "Which of you two is in charge?" ”

The man on the left hand: "This is Brother Biao, right?" We are here to talk to you about cooperation. ”

"Cooperation? You and me? Brother Biao kicked the person on the right and flew out, flew out three or four meters away in the air, and then fell to the ground with a bang. Brother Biao then said: "What cooperation? ”

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