"Why is this monkey running so fast? Just to ask a strange question? Fang Yibing pointed with his thumb in the direction where the monkey forest was running and asked Xiao Chenxin.

Xiao Chenxin was suddenly shocked like a thunderbolt and said, "Oh, will he let Teacher Hong do a pipe dance?" Xiao Chen's heart thought that he had to follow Hong Jun to dance the pipe dance among the teachers, and Xiao Chen wanted to die.

When Fang Yibing heard this, the anger of being deceived immediately rose in his heart, and he was about to rush out of the classroom door to settle accounts with Monkey Lin as soon as he stomped his feet, "This bastard Monkey Lin doesn't want to live anymore, does he?" I'm going to get him to do a pipe dance now! ”

Xiao Chenxin grabbed Fang Yibing and said, "Forget it, who told Teacher Hong to lose so outrageously?" We can't hold it back. Big deal, I'm out of the way! ”

"Got out? Do you even have to dance with Teacher Hong for a pipe dance? Fang Yibing opened his round eyes and looked at Xiao Chenxin.

"I'm still sane when I'm held with a knife on my neck, isn't it just a dance, and it can be more terrible than a knife?" Xiao Chen looked at the sky outside the window and said to himself, his tone was very firm.

Fang Yibing thought that Xiao Chenxin was just using an analogy to prove that he had the courage to face it, but he still crossed his arms to his chest, glanced at Xiao Chenxin suspiciously, and said, "Even if you dare to go up and dance that kind of dance, it's ......."

"But what?" Xiao Chenxin retracted his gaze, saw Fang Yibing's strange expression, and felt furious when he was seen by Fang Yibing.

"But...... You don't have a **, how do you masturbate? Fang Yibing said very seriously.

"Forehead......" Xiao Chenxin was stunned, but he didn't expect this question, and he frowned seriously and muttered, "Yes, it's hard for a good woman to cook without rice, and it's hard for Mu You** to masturbate for a pipe dance......"

Hong Jun happened to walk in from the classroom door, and just heard the conversation between Fang Yibing and Xiao Chenxin, and was instantly frozen.

"I always knew that the 29th class of Jiaming School was famous for being tough, but I didn't expect the girls in the 29th class to be so tough! What does this mean is that Xiao Chenxin, this tough girl, wants to masturbate? This...... This! Hong Jun was completely stunned, stiffened for a while, motionless, Fang Yibing and Xiao Chenxin hadn't noticed that Hong Jun was already standing behind them at a distance of three tables and chairs.

Fang Yibing thought for a moment, snapped his fingers and said, "There you have!" ”

"Sister Fang has a way? Say it, say it! Xiao Chenxin saw that Fang Yibing actually had a way to solve the problem, and asked excitedly shaking Fang Yibing's arm.

Fang Yibing said with far-reaching eyes: "We have to take offense as defense!" ”

"What an attack? Don't worry about your appetite, say it quickly, I'm in a hurry! Xiao Chen asked anxiously.

"Let's just dance! Kill this stupid × and tell them to and dance, and then they have to go back to! Hum! Fang Yibing raised his pretty face and said strongly.

"Huh?" Xiao Chenxin blushed when he heard this, and said in embarrassment: "This ...... Does it really work? Will it be self-defeating and embarrassing to throw people back home? ”

"Humph! That must not be. Fang Yibing's confidence was bursting, "Sister Chenxin is so beautiful, the two of us will go to that station and keep that group of stupid × in chaos, and then they will throw themselves to their hometown." ”

Hong Jun listened to the sweat behind them, the waterfall of soybeans sweating. The cat walked silently out of the classroom door, for fear of alarming the two chicks.

Hong Jun slipped away and ran to his teacher's dormitory to stay, it is better not to go out at this time, Class 29 is too sinister, we have to withdraw.

However, it was a disaster that could not be avoided, Yao Wenyang walked to the door of Hong Jun's dormitory with more than a dozen dead friends, and more than a dozen people blocked the door at once.

Yao Wenyang looked at Hong Jun who was drinking tea and said, "Teacher Hong, you don't want to regret it, right?" If you regret it, we will also regret it, and we will make trouble with the teacher every day in the future, ensuring that you, the head teacher, will not be able to be the head teacher for half a month. Hum! ”

Hong Jun washed the tea in the cup leisurely, and deliberately felt very comfortable, stretched out his fingers and said: "First, you are not allowed to sleep in class, second, you are not allowed not to listen to class, third, you are not allowed to be late and leave early, and fourth, you are not allowed to disrespect the teacher." These four are not allowed, you first promise me that you will not regret it. Otherwise, why should I keep the agreement? ”

Sample, play conspiracy with my brother.

Yao Wenyang snorted: "A word is a certainty!" We are not allowed to take these four! ”

Yao Wenyang thought in his heart: "When you finish dancing this pipe dance, you won't have the face to continue to stay in Jia Ming School, as soon as you roll, of course we don't have to continue to abide by the four prohibitions of Laoshizi, haha!" ”

Hong Jun nodded and said with satisfaction: "Okay, those who come out to mix are all letters, I believe you will not regret it." ”

Yao Wenyang sneered: "Since you agreed, tell you the show now, after those little girls finish playing mentally handicapped games such as grabbing stools, drumming and passing flowers, your show is the finale, hehe, this show is called pipe dance!" ”

Yao Wenyang stared at Hong Jun deadly, wanting to see Hong Jun shocked and even begging for mercy.

But Hong Jun didn't show a frightened expression, but a confused expression, Hong Jun blinked his eyes and asked blankly, "What is a pipe dance?" Haven't heard of it. ”

"Damn, this old guy is playing tricks, thinking you don't have to jump if you don't understand?" Yao Wenyang scolded in his heart, but his mouth was like a teacher, and he squeezed out a smile and said, "It's okay if you haven't heard of it, we can learn, don't worry, it's very simple, you can learn it at once." ”

Yao Wenyang turned around and looked at a group of dead friends behind the **, stretched out his hand and clicked two, and ordered: "You, and you, show Teacher Hong, Teacher Hong must perform for the whole class after he learns." ”

When the two dead parties heard Yao Wenyang say this, they rolled up their sleeves and demonstrated.

Hong Jun had indeed never heard of a dance called masturbation dance, but he looked at these two male classmates curiously, ready to learn.

But in the next second, Hong Jun was stunned, his whole person was petrified, and he even forgot to put down the teacup in his hand.

I saw two male classmates making a Lu pipe with their left hands, placing them 20 centimeters away in front of their little brothers, hammering one after the other, and their waists and limbs swaying back and forth rhythmically with their left hands. The right hand is on the back of the head, and the face is **-shaped. One of them is even more exaggerated, and actually jumps forward rhythmically while shaking his legs.

Yao Wenyang's performance made Yao Wenyang very satisfied, and Yao Wenyang praised with his thumb: "Good! Ha ha! Mr. Hong, have you learned? Isn't it simple? ”

Hong Jun's whole body turned into a stone statue, and his jaw was so frightened that he was about to fall to the ground, and it took half a minute to wake up, and his jaw was finally pulled up.

Hong Jun swallowed his saliva and replied dumbly: "Simple, simple ......"

Yao Wenyang smiled and asked, "Have you learned?" ”

Hong Jun nodded: "I learned ......"

"Aha~" Yao Wenyang laughed proudly, waved his hand, and the dead friends followed him out of the Hongjun dormitory.

A minute after Yao Wenyang left, Hong Jun covered his forehead and made a dizzy appearance, shook his head, and sighed: "It's really defeated to them, these bear children, they really can think of anything!" ”

At the end, Hong Jun looked at the sky outside the window and said to himself: "Jump, in order to make this group of bear children have fun, we must throw the festival into the ditch, otherwise we can't be a good teacher?" ”

After making up his mind, Hong Jun stood up and practiced recalling the movements of the two classmates just now.

"The left hand is to be placed here and swing...... The waist should be rocked back and forth...... The right hand should be placed behind the head...... By the way, these legs still have to shake, and then jump forward......"

Hong Jun immediately learned well, so he danced the pipe dance and slowly danced to the door of the dormitory, giving himself thirty-two praises in his heart: "Haha, it's very easy, I'm really a good teacher of the people." Ha ha. ”

When Hong Jun was feeling good about himself in his heart, a familiar figure suddenly flashed behind the dormitory door, and the person was instantly frozen, staring at Hong Jun's posture for ten seconds, and then covering his face and letting out a scream.

"You're a big **! Big Bad! Shameless! ”

Hong Jun was so frightened by this scream that he couldn't help but protect his little brother with his left hand, and when he looked at it, it turned out to be the teacher of the goddess of flowers!

'Holy! Why is she this line every time! Scold me every time I am big?! (To be continued.) )