Chapter 0117: Potato Chips
In order to get a decent honorific title, Zhang Xiaoxian smiled like a rotten persimmon, and went to Huazhi Country to eliminate the "no one in the tomb" demon king to commit violence.
On the surface, it was to eliminate the "-stirring stick", but in fact, Shui Wuxiang's move was to ask Zhang Xiaoxian to investigate, Xiaoyao Valley's every move in Huazhi Country.
The Enlightened Saint Immortals have long been a little apprehensive about these things.
Because although they are fellow Daoists, Xiaoyao Valley is not an immortal mountain, but they also compete with Qisheng at the Three Emperors Elders, and they are also a little drunk.
And Xiaoyao Valley had already taken the matter of guarding the unnamed ancient city that was an indisputable place in all directions many years ago......
After arriving in the country of Dehuazhi's daughter, Zhang Xiaoxian and a few people found an inn to live in.
After a little adjustment, a few days later, this place has obviously been completed, and a small realm opened by the Enlightenment Immortal Realm in the mortal world is just unknown to outsiders.
Originally, he chartered a small courtyard in the inn, with three rooms in the courtyard, Zhang Xiaoxian thought about it well, but later it was messed up.
Now it's not spring, but Ye Chunmei is already anxious, and she ran to the ant house and sang.
And the most hateful thing is that the ants actually sent the wooden man bamboo horse to stay in a small idle house.
Zhang Xiaoxian was originally friendly with the bamboo horse, so he stayed and stayed.
But Ye Chunmei's singing voice is too terrifying, where is it just as simple as a sound movement, it is simply a broken sound!
Zhang Xiaoxian was indignant in his heart: "I love singing so much, when I return to Qisheng, I must recommend her to go to Qin Wuyin in the sound realm, sing well, and sing enough!"
What was even more intolerable was that from the ant's room, the voice of his unlucky little monkey came from behind.
Zhang Xiaoxian's heart suddenly became angry, and he immediately aroused the bamboo horse and asked him to go live with Duola, change Jue Jinghong, and sleep with him.
He's going to have a big, big blind date!
Zhu Ma smiled and immediately left the house, bringing Zhang Xiaoxian's words to the place of Jinghong and Duola.
Although Nadora grew up with the bamboo horse since childhood, he would not live with him at this time, and only instructed him to the ants.
Seeing that the person in charge who came out this time moved the nameless fire, Ye Chunmei had no choice but to suppress her singing voice and return in a huff.
"Sing, keep singing, haha!" Zhang Xiaoxian shouted in his house, very proud.
I think that the steamed bun Ye Chunmei will not sing anymore, and has returned to the place where he is with Duola.
And the bamboo horse must be with the ants, these two people, one "hey", the other Mune, there will be no other noise.
Not long after Zhang Xiaoxian lay down peacefully on the bed, he heard the door ringing.
Because he is stubborn and habitual, he is the only one who harasses others, how can anyone dare to disturb him, the door is not inserted, and he is afraid that someone will come to provoke him.
"Who?" Zhang Xiaoxian smiled secretly.
When I turned my head, I saw the door slowly open, but it was Jue Jinghong who walked in from outside.
"Ouch, here!"
Zhang Xiaoxian had a hippie smile on his face, pretending to be very happy, presumably at this time Jue Jinghong came to scold himself.
"What's the matter when you come, can't you come? ”
Jue Jinghong pursed his lips, and without waiting for Zhang Xiaoxian to pretend to greet him again, he found a place to sit down.
"Oh, come, come, how can you not come, the monkeys are born...... Hey, hurry up and call your baby monkey back, what does he do with the ants all day? ”
Zhang Xiaoxian sat up from the couch with an eager expression.
Obviously, he was very indifferent to his hapless monkey, who was hanging out with ants all day long, and not with his own father.
"Go and bark, you monkey...... But why don't I follow you, strange?"
Jue Jinghong shook his head, pouted, and looked at Zhang Xiaoxian with a pitiful look.
"My monkey is all a lie, I don't know ...... yet," Zhang Xiaoxian lowered his head and muttered.
"Call me over, where will you sleep later?" glanced at the room, there was only one bed in the room, and Jue Jinghong tilted his head and asked suspiciously.
"Sleep together. Zhang Xiaoxian squeezed his eyebrows and said.
"Eh, I finally understand now, why Shi Wuyun has always been so protective of you. ”
He tilted his head and blinked his eyes wide, looking thoughtful.
"Why?"
In fact, even he Zhang Xiaoxian himself can't figure out these things.
"Because, because...... You're the same potato chips!" Jue Jinghong suddenly stood up and pointed at Zhang Xiaoxian.
"Damn, amazing, you know this! He took advantage of you?" Zhang Xiaoxian opened his eyes wide and looked at Jue Jinghong in surprise.
She nodded cutely, blinked, and stuck out her tongue mischievously.
"Oh my God, this old ...... What's wrong with him, say it quickly!"
Zhang Xiaoxian's eyes were full of anger, as if he was about to burst into flames, he stood up from the couch, clenched his fists, and looked at him fiercely.
"Well, he said to hug. She pursed her lips and twisted her head to the side.
"Ouch, this old ...... I'll chop him to death, stab him, scare him to death!"
Zhang Xiaoxian was anxious and wandered around the room, as if he was looking for something handy.
"Haha, I didn't make it. But I carried him. ”
At this time, looking at Zhang Xiaoxian's jealous appearance, Jue Jinghong was also happy.
She told the truth, thinking that Zhang Xiaoxian would be even more manic, but she didn't mean to, because she hadn't told a lie yet.
"It's just a back?" Zhang Xiaoxian looked at Jue Jinghong in surprise.
"Hmm. Jing Hong nodded a little aggrieved.
"Then you can't be considered a loss, so you have some advantage to take advantage of. Zhang Xiaoxian laughed.
It turned out that the five jue real people looked like they were only in their teens, but their actual age was already very large, which can be called a human being, and those who see it are blessed!
In fact, hugging is also blessed, but Zhang Xiaoxian can't accept it in his heart. And this back is much different, and he can barely face it.
Because of the hostile evil demons that disturbed him when he attained enlightenment, Wujue Zhenren actually turned his body into a child's appearance.
Later, although he gradually recovered, he could only return to the way he was when he was a teenager, and he never grew up again.
"Ahh
"He asked you to carry him, and he didn't take advantage of you...... What else did he say?" Zhang Xiaoxian asked lightly.
Although he has been out of the small black room for a long time, Zhang Xiaoxian has never specifically asked, this time his heart is dull, so he should be bored and gossip.
In the small black room, the five real people did muttering some of Zhang Xiaoxian's rights and wrongs.
It's just that, first, she is not a provocater, second, she really didn't hear too clearly, and third, she only remembers good words, not bad words.
Originally, Shui Wuxiang had also asked about these things, but things that had nothing to do with him and others were never talked about.
Hearing Zhang Xiaoxian ask this time, her eyes seemed to be a little moist, and she said softly: "He said that he has caused your mother and son to be separated, and he can't let your father and son be separated anymore......"