Hongfu was very young when he first met Li Jing, but he was very unhappy. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info It's because there's nothing to do and no one to talk to. The only person we see regularly is the bearded man, who has been playing hemp shoes all his life. Redwhisk thought he was annoying. We know that the bearded man is the greatest swordsman of all time, and when he began to practice swords, he targeted ancient trees and boulders. Later, he lost interest in these targets and began to stab the fireflies in the dark night, the butterflies among the flowers, and the mayflies on the water. Later, he also lost interest in these goals, and began to stab the bright moon and split the wind. When he lost interest in all goals, he ran to Luoyang City and sat down to play with hemp shoes. Hit a large shoe like a child's cradle and chew it in your mouth, and the shoes made of hemp rope will gradually become smaller. When he first started chewing, Xinma was so bitter that green saliva flowed from the corners of the bearded man's mouth. It makes him look like a locust silkworm that spits green water. The huge shoe embryo propped up his cheeks to the point of transparency, and through which the soles could be seen, and his entire face was distorted, like a swollen cow urine bubble. After chewing, the shoes gradually became smaller, and his face was not so ugly. But when he spit his shoes out of his mouth, he still looked very disgusting. Although the appearance of the hemp shoes is ugly, the quality of the shoes he made is very good, and they are cold and heavy in his hand, and he can't tell that they are made of hemp at all. The bast shoes he made would never wear out, they would not burn out in the fire, and there were many other benefits. But his shoes also broke his cheeks. When he was old, his cheeks hung down on his shoulders like two empty bags, pressing his beard down and making his face look like a sea stinger.

He wore more than 20 pairs of bast shoes in his life, one of which was for the red whisk. The two of them are old acquaintances, and they have known each other since they met in the Taiwei Mansion. At that time, the bearded man was a doorman, and the red whisk was a courtesan. They live in the same yard. In addition to beating the red whisk shoes, the bearded man also taught the red whisk to use a long sword to cut off the heads of flies: there are no flies in the Taiwei Mansion, and they need to be caught outside. When the bearded man was a guest at Yang Su's house, he had not made a few pairs of bast shoes, that is to say, his cheeks were not as wide as they were later, and he was just a person with loose cheeks. Yang Su has a stone garden in his house, and everything in it is made of stone, for example, the water in the pool is made of bluestone, the flower beds are made of five-colored gravel, and everything else is made of white granite. The white mica flakes contained in those stones shimmered white in the sun. At noon, the bearded man always sat cross-legged in the garden, facing the sun, chewing his shoes laboriously, and his face was covered with sweat. Through the translucent cheeks of cyan, his tongue can be seen stirring between the bast shoes like a strange snake, a scene that even ten Picasso could not have painted. At this time, Red Whisk came back from outside, and he always struggled to get up, to take out the shoes in his mouth. Seeing this, Hongfu always frowned, quickened his pace and ran away.

Next to the stone garden there is a stone house, which is two floors. The bearded man and the red whisk lived in it. The house was also made of white granite, with stone doors, stone window lattices, and white mica inlaid on the panes, which also shone in the sun. When Red Whisk hurried over, he was wearing shiny leather clothes. That said, she went outside. Sometimes she will also come out in a batik kimono with white flowers on a blue background, which means that she is going to learn the sword from the bearded princess. She's never spoken to Bearded Male*If this isn't credible, then it's fair to say that she's never spoken to Bearded Beard in her own voice. In the Captain's Mansion, the girls spoke in a trained voice, like the "chirping" of a bird, or like a chicken's neck being trampled on, and if you didn't pay attention, you couldn't hear it.

This is because the frequency of that sound is so high that it is almost ultrasound. Seeing this, or hearing the sound, the bearded man spat the shoe blank on the ground (the thing was wet and soft, like a newborn dead lamb), and ran into the house to take out the sword, and the bearded man said that the red whisk was his confidante. It's a pity that he hasn't even heard the voice of this confidante. He only heard a burst of "chirping" sounds, and the bearded man didn't know who was talking like this in the Taiwei Mansion, and he thought that Hongfu was talking like that. He did his best to teach Red Whisk swordsmanship, and for this reason he had to go outside to catch flies in the smelly public toilets every day. Except for the smell that is a little unpleasant, flies are not difficult to catch. The hardest thing is to sharpen the sword to the neck of a fly, and it's best to have a microscope for this kind of work, but the bearded man doesn't have that. With the improvement of swordsmanship, it is necessary to practice cutting mosquitoes, midges, and sharpening swords. And Red Whisk didn't want to share the task of sharpening the sword at all. Fortunately, the red whisk always stays at the point of cutting flies, otherwise the bearded man must become blind. That's it, after teaching the sword for half a year, he became a short-sighted eye of 300 degrees. Fortunately, he didn't need to look at the flies, but he could also cut them by listening to the sound.

Later, Bearded Gong also admits that Red Whisk can't learn to use a sword at all, and she can learn to chop flies into two pieces at best. This is because it is impossible for women to use the sword as their main business, their main business is to keep them beautiful, give birth to children, and so on. But he taught with all his might, for he could do nothing but play bast shoes and use a sword, and bast shoes could not please a woman at all. When teaching swords, the bearded man couldn't help but ask for a serious one. This is because swordsmanship is his career, and it is impossible for him not to be serious. He picked up each fly that had been cut down, put it into a small cardboard box, put the head and body together, and after burying it, he had to insert a bamboo skewer with the words "Grave of Flies" written on it on the ground. After burying the flies, the bearded man has to explain to Red Whisk that respecting the opponent (even if it is a fly) is the moral character of a swordsman, but Red Whisk has already run away.

Red Whisk will never become a swordsman, because she can't get pleasure from the mastery of swordsmanship. Occasionally, when she hit a fly, she screamed "hit" with a "chirp", threw down her sword and ran. She couldn't have been like the bearded man, with the tip of her sword hanging down to the ground, carefully watching the flies' tracks. If the sword correctly cuts off the head of the fly, the headless fly will spiral up into the sky. When it fell, the bearded man took out a paper coffin to catch it. The bearded man didn't know how many flies' heads he had chopped, but when he cut them again, he was still so serious, whether it was a mung bean fly, a gray hemp fly, or a big-bellied female fly. The bearded man also performed mosquito slaying for Red Whisk, but she yawned and said that it was not pretty. The bearded man also performed a stunt of cutting midges for her, but Red Whisk said: What are you pretending to be a ghost? It turns out that she didn't see what she cut at all---- in fact, as long as you look closely, you can see it. But Red Whisk didn't want to look closely, she just wanted to change her clothes and go shopping. That's what women do.

When Li Jing first saw the red breeze, she just ran out to go shopping. At that time, she was wearing that outfit issued by Yang Fu, with a leather triangle vest on her upper body, a leather miniskirt on her lower body, and six-inch heels on her feet. The leaders also confessed that when wearing this suit, they should draw purple halos, put on false eyelashes, and twist and twist when walking, which is the same as that required of today's fashion models. They wore this suit to perform for an official once, and the official almost died of laughter on the spot, and said: Brother Yang, it's a shame that you can figure it out! It's exactly the same as the one on the street! Hongfu remembered the words on the street, and when she ran out, she was dressed like this. She didn't know that this was the outfit of **. And she has never heard of the word **, and even if she did, she didn't know what it meant.

That day was the first time Red Whisk had been on the street. Then she went several more times - she wanted to see the purple-eyed, good-talking man again. But Li Jing was busy painting the Spring Palace villain book at home and didn't come out, so she didn't see it. She only saw a lot of black-eyed, ugly-speaking guys, and those people called her Leizi. Later, she inquired from the bearded man what Lei Zi was, and said to those people: I am not Lei Zi. They asked her, "You are not a thunderbolt, what are you?" She couldn't answer, so she had to turn around and twist her waist and leave. She is very convenient wherever she goes, and as soon as she waves when she crosses the street, Taxi will come over. The blacks also scrambled and said, "Miss, I'll go where you go." We never owe taxes. When I got on it, I said, "Do you know the fat uncle who took the pipeline test?" We can actually carry him, but it will be difficult to run so fast. Or, I have a brother from Somalia, can you talk to the uncle who is in charge of the residence permit? In contrast, our Chinese ** are more backbone, when I saw her, I glared at her, and said in a dumb voice: Come here, you are very good! This makes Hongfu feel very lonely.

The ** on Luoyang Street is the most unkind to the red whisk, and he turns around at every turn, lifts his skirt, and shows her smooth ass. After seeing these butts, Red Whisk realized that these people were not wearing underwear. Not wearing panties is like a way to accentuate your butts, but those butts themselves are not pretty. Then they turned around and said, "Do you want to arrest someone?" Go back and inquire about how the old lady has entered the palace! Seeing this scene, Hongfu had no choice but to stand far away, watching the people chew the old cowhide in their mouths, and take out chewing gum made of gum arabic to chew. Chewed cowhide can also be blown out, but not as big as chewing gum. Sometimes a master carpenter will come over, carrying a small bucket, holding a new honey cowhide in his hand, bowing to each **, and saying: Auntie, it's okay. Those ** spit the kraft glue into the bucket and take a new piece of cowhide. It turns out that the chewed glue is better than the boiled out, and the sticking things are stronger than the welding. But people don't come to look for the red whisk. Everyone knows that chewing gum can't stick to chairs. If you insist on sticking, a piece of nothingness will stick out, and if you look at it, you will sit down and it will be gone. This shows that the red whisk is useless, including the gum in her mouth. Red Whisk has nothing to do here but to go shopping. Someone else goes shopping to buy something, but she can't buy it because she doesn't have the money. Originally, she could have borrowed from the bearded man, but the bearded man had no money. No one else in the Yang Mansion has any money. Everyone in Stone Luoyang has no money. There was food, there was food, there was drink, there was anything to want, but there was no money. She had never heard of the word money.

Hongfu had nothing to do, and he couldn't find Li Jing, so he went back. She thought that she didn't know the big fat man who took the road test, nor did she know the person who was in charge of the residence permit, so she shouldn't sit on the taxi that didn't cost money. Therefore, she wanted to go back to the small alley. But the small alleys are not easy to walk, because houses are being built everywhere and high scaffolding is erected. Some ox carts brought loess from outside the city, and some people mixed hemp wool in the loess, sent it to an elevated road, and put it in the loess to build. Some people ride their bikes into a small alley, and when there is no muddy water, they take their feet off the handlebars, some people quarrel over the road, and others say quietly: the road is narrow and crowded, so it's better for everyone to take the subway. At the end of the crowd was an open field with a pair of Chinese watches on the ground. Huabiao is a national border. Inside the Huabiao is a stone floor, and not even a trace of soil can be seen. There were some pine trees growing in the middle of the stones, all of which were lying on the ground, and the older the trees grew shorter. If a tree grows to 500 years, its trunk will cling to the ground. If a tree grows for 1,000 years, only the crown is left on the ground. According to this reasoning, a cluster of pine needles in a crack in a stone is an older tree. Of course, the oldest tree can only be seen on the back of the stone if it is turned over. But no one dared to turn over the stones here. When a tree is gone, someone will go deep into the mountains to find a fairly old pine tree to replant until it grows in the stone garden until it is gone. In addition to these unobstructed open spaces, there are a number of mansions enclosed by stone walls, each with a pair of stone tables on the front, no door, and no one guarding it. Only one of them could get in, and she had nowhere else to go.

Li Weigong has an ancestral house in Luoyang City, which is built with sand-coated soil. After many years, the four walls gradually separated, large cracks appeared, the shade was covered with moss, and the grass on the roof gradually thinned. Obviously, the house is gradually collapsing.* Li Jing wanted to do something for it, but he didn't know where to start. You must know that although Li Weigong is versatile, he can't be a plasterer, although the work of digging soil and mud can be done from birth, but he has long forgotten those innate conscience and conscience. Now what he can do, in addition to pretending to be a hooligan to bluff people, painting the Spring Palace, and making all kinds of ridiculous inventions, is only the mathematics and geometry of his brain. First, he proved the Pythagorean theorem, for which he was beaten with a beating, and then he proved Fermat's theorem, for which he could not stay in the city of Luoyang and had to escape. To explain the latter thing, I have a lot of clues, and I don't know where to start. First of all, we should talk about what Fermat's theorem should be - in Fermat's own words, it goes like this: Suppose there are x, y, z, each representing an unknown, and there is a known real number n, let z to the nth power equal to the sum of x and y to the nth power, and when n is 2, x, y, and z must not all be integers. But Li Weigong would never express it like this - first of all, it is too simple to say that there are x, y, and z, and the ancients would never say this, and the most straightforward statement is also "two friends play against each other, and one person watches the game". But this does not mean that there are really Zhang San and Li Si playing chess, and another Wang Er Mazi is watching, but that two chess players and one chess viewer represent x, y, and z. A slightly more complicated statement would be related to astronomical terms such as Ziwei Taiyi, or historical figures such as the Yellow Emperor's Sunu Dongfang Shuo. Considering that Li Weigong's certificate was written in the Spring Palace, the latter possibility is quite likely.

Let's talk about the n, the ancients would never honestly say that it is greater than 2, 3, 4; it must be replaced by the words "two yi", "three talents", and "four likes"; it is more likely to say that it is the image of Taiji, the image of Heluo, and so on. According to these principles, Li Weigong painted a spring palace, on which the Yellow Emperor and the plain girl are doing good deeds in bed, there is a dwarf watching under the bed, and a Taiji diagram is drawn in mid-air, which is the expression of Fermat's theorem, but where the proof is, I have not found it. Because the concepts of integers, rational numbers, and irrational numbers were said by the ancients to be everything, it is really difficult to guess what Fermat's theorem would look like if Li Wei notarized it. I haven't guessed it until now.

I said that Li Weigong wrote Fermat's theorem in a book of villains in the Spring Palace, and some colleagues said that this is impossible, and it is impossible to include a mathematical theorem in the Spring Palace. But how can you believe that "the old tree blooms twenty branches" is solving indefinite equations? Anything can be inferred, and from the fact that the solution of indefinite equations is a slippery one, it can be inferred that there was a period when the leaders did not allow everyone to solve indefinite equations, but there was one person who solved it and made him into a ballad. In this case, when Li Weigong was young, the leaders did not allow everyone to prove Fermat's theorem, and after he proved it, if he didn't write it into the Spring Palace, where would he write it?

Li Wei escaped from Luoyang City shortly after notarizing Fermat's theorem, which was a very unusual thing. This is because only people have always tried their best to mix in Luoyang City, and no people who live in the city have run outside the city. During the reign of Emperor Yang of the Sui Dynasty, he often recruited vegetable people outside the city of Luoyang, and the recruits could move from outside the city to live in the city for a few days, with food, drink and a house to live in. When he was fat, when the emperor feasted the envoys of various countries, he gave him a blow to the back of the head, knocked him unconscious, then stripped off his clothes, washed him cleanly, smeared tomato sauce on his body, and served it to the table to entertain the cannibals. When it was served to the table, it was a living person, and when it was served, only a skeleton remained. Sometimes the chiefs have a bad appetite and only eat the entrails, leaving the empty bons alive, and that is the most terrible thing. The vegetable man woke up from the plate, looked up, and saw that there was only a big hole left in his bulging belly, and he always screamed: "That's what I'm afraid of!" As far as I know, every time the emperor recruits a vegetable man, there are a lot of recruits, all so that he can live in Luoyang City for a few days before being eaten. This seems to me to be difficult to understand, because Luoyang is just a muddy pond, and it attracts mosquitoes, but many people don't see it that way. For them, Luoyang is the center of the universe, the place where the sun rises. Luoyang is the greatest capital city of all time. In addition, Li Weigong also has a house in Luoyang City, which is not only property for him. It was his only possession. This kind of property is the least likely to be given up.