Chapter 1 The Most Bullish Flower Thief in History
"My lord! I was wronged! I can't read! I can't have written the notice inciting the victims to rebel."
"Kill!" - "Click! ”
Hua Chang had a splitting headache and was groggy at first, he opened his eyes, and what caught his eyes was a head flying in the air and a headless body that was spurting blood, and a shirtless man on the side was holding a steel knife, with a face of horizontal flesh, and the mud around which the big man was standing had been stained red with blood, and the human heads around him rolled to the ground like turnips.
"This dream is quite real," Hua Changkai muttered, yawned, closed his eyes and went back to sleep.
"My lord! The villain has been poor since he was a child, and when he was a child, his family planned to send me to be a eunuch, but the little jj was cut but was not fancied! I couldn't have done the thing that impregnated Widow Lee! I can't do this kind of immoral thing! Wronged! I beg you, let me take off my pants and show you! ”
"Kill!" - "Click! ”
Hua Changkai opened his eyes again, and there was another head on the ground, he looked at himself, his pupils contracted suddenly, what the hell is going on? How did you get tied up?
Looking around again, the place where he was was in the middle of a small ruined earthen city, there was a row of people lined up beside him, all tied up, all kneeling on the ground like himself, judging from the attire of these people, it was clear that they were all ancient people!
Behind them, there were soldiers with weapons in their hands, and in front of them, there was an execution table made of dirt, and the beheading brother with a steel knife wiped the blood from his face, and shook his hands like a snot shake, and beside him stood a big man wearing gold armor with a black beard, and at first glance he was a fierce general!
"Who would dare to kill me? Do you know who I am? My dad is the Admiral of Yuanzhou! Will I steal steamed buns? This is simply insulting! Insult my father! Shame! A thin young man in a fancy costume who had just been pushed onto the mound was furious.
"Kill!" Brother Meng's mouth moved, - "Click! "The beheading brother raised his knife and fell, and the blood flew with his head.
This is really a bloody case caused by steamed buns
This flower always blooms and blinks desperately, not an illusion! He wanted to get up and stand up, but suddenly his shoulder hurt sharply, and he had to kneel down again, and a shout came from behind him: "Kneel!" ”
The sharp pain in the shoulder made the flower Changkai confirm that it was not a dream!
"Oh! Buy cakes! I'm here to preach, I'm God's people! "A yellow-haired, blue-eyed foreigner dressed in a medieval missionary uniform was pushed onto a mound of earth.
"Kill!" - "Click! ”
Hua Changkai knelt there, looking at the black tight-fitting night suit he was wearing, his heart was in turmoil, he had crossed over? The worst thing for others is to get out of the marriage, and send an old grandfather, I'm going to cut off my head when I come up? Do you want to be the shortest-lived time-traveler in history?
Another person in front was pushed up, I don't know what he shouted, and he couldn't escape a "kill" and a "click" after all.
Hua Chang is sweating profusely, and that golden-armored macho brother is simply an iron-faced killing god! This posture doesn't care what your origin is, whether you are wronged or not, it is to cut off your head anyway! How can this be broken?
Soon, Hua Changkai was erected, his side had been cut down, and it was finally his turn!
"Wait! I'm a traverser! Destined to go against the sky! You can't kill it! As soon as he was erected, Hua Changkai shouted loudly, but no one paid attention to him, he struggled desperately, but his body was weak and weak, and he was sent to the small mound by two small soldiers, one left and one right.
"Kill me rotten jj, give birth to a son without asshole, wife will always be a virgin"
The flowers were brought to a small mound. One of the two soldiers gave him a kick and kicked him to his knees, and the beheading brother spat into the palm of his hand, rubbed his hands, raised his knife, and finished his preparation.
At the moment when Brother Meng opened his mouth to shout "kill", Hua Changkai closed his eyes and shouted hysterically: "Why the hell did you kill me?" What law have I violated? There's got to be a reason to kill me, right? "It's okay to become the shortest-lived traverser in history, and death must always be understood
"Stop!" Brother Meng said: "A certain is the most just! Don't kill the innocent! Read to him all the sins he has done! ”
Hua Changkai opened his eyes and found that he had not been beheaded, so he reacted to what Brother Meng said, and scolded secretly: Just your sister!
He turned his head to look at Brother Meng, and saw a middle-aged scribe with two mustaches who didn't know when he appeared next to Brother Meng.
The scribe took a notebook from the soldier behind him, and said as he flipped through it: "Even if everyone is wrongfully killed today, you will not be wrongfully killed." ”
Hua Chang is happy with a "grunt", this guy knows himself? Could it be that the owner of this body is also called a flower?
"It's really admirable, the flowers always bloom." The scribe's hand turning over the book stopped, he cleared his throat, and began to read into the notebook: "Flowers are always blooming, born in Tongxiang, Nanzhou, studied under the Jiangyang thief Tian Boguang, good at making scimitar hidden weapons [***] incense, light achievements, perennial wandering in the states of Dali territory, the crimes are too numerous to read!" ”
"What crimes have they committed?" Hua Changkai blurted out, did he cross over to a Jiangyang thief?
The middle-aged scribe smiled and read aloud: "Murder, robbery, pawnshop, theft of antiques and paintings, escape from prison and robbery, kidnapping, extortion, trafficking of children, reselling dirty goods"
The middle-aged scribe turned a page and continued to read: "Use adulterated gold and silver, eat overlord meals, force women to become prostitutes, ** repay debts, gamble thousands, and seduce good families"
He turned another page: "The abductees are--the county lord, the daughter of the admiral, the wife of Tanhua, the concubine of Shangshu, and the distant cousin of the prime minister."
"They are forcibly or drugged -- nuns, village girls, young girls, female heroes, female thieves, female catchers, female beggars, female pharmacists, female demon hunters"
Flowers often bloom and tears flow, what a fierce life! It is possible for someone to commit so many crimes in a limited life!
"Smack!" With a bang, the middle-aged scribe closed the notebook and shouted: "The crime should be punished ten thousand times!" ”
"Wait!" Hua Changkai shouted loudly.
Brother Meng was still immersed in the many crimes committed by Hua Changkai, but when he shouted like this, he suddenly came to his senses and shouted: "Kill!" ”
The flowers are always open like dead ashes, and the white knife light is sprinkled
"Dang!" There was a crisp sound, and the big knife in the head cutting brother's hand flew out, "Wait! A shout came from behind him, and the sound of rumbling horses' hooves rang out.
Brother Meng turned his head to look, his eyes narrowed, and he shouted: "Who is coming!" ”
"Commander of the Black-Clad Regiment in the North!"
About a dozen men in black cloaks and riding black horses swept in like a raging wind.
Could it be an acquaintance? Hua Changkai's brain is open, desperately searching for information in his mind, but he doesn't find anything, blank, thinking that the back of his head hurts, he must have been hit hard and lost his memory?
"Why do you stop someone from cutting off someone's head?" Brother Meng shouted.
The leader of the dozen or so black-clothed men had a scar on his face, and he said: "The demon clan has reappeared, the northern defense line is understaffed, and according to the law of Dali, the black-clothed army will have the right to transfer prisoners from all over the country to fill the army. ”
Scarface said as he pulled out a black token from his bosom with a large "Ling" written on it.
Hua Changkai was put into a cage made of thick wood, and locked up with those who had not had time to be beheaded, and there were a dozen or so people in the cage, and four horses pulled them.
Looking at the ragged and unkempt companions around him, Hua Changkai sighed: I finally survived!
For the time being, there was no need to worry about his life, and after relaxing, the pain and tiredness all over his body began to rage, and Hua Changkai found that his legs and hands were all weak, and the most terrible thing was that the little brother was still hot and painful, and the back of his head, back and shoulders were also very painful.
However, he didn't have time to pay attention to the pain in his body now, according to the custom, he now wanted to obtain the information of the previous owner of this body, according to the previous scribe, the original owner of this body was definitely a powerful person!
The amount of information in the sentence "Good at using the scimitar hidden weapon [***] medicine, light work" is what Hua Changkai cares about the most, if he can directly inherit these skills, it can be regarded as a good start, and this guy can do so many bad things before he is caught, and it must be good to think about it.
But Hua Changkai searched his intestines and scraped his stomach for a long time, and he didn't think of anything at all, but he remembered a few game accounts and a large group of girls' birthdays, mobile phone numbers and other information that he had forgotten before he crossed over.
Do you want to be poor and white in this world? This is not scientific! Hua Chang thought very depressed in happiness.
The black-robed men had led them on their way for half a day, and as it was getting dark, Scarface told the group to stop in the middle of a forest.
The cage was opened, and the black-robed men drove Hua Changkai and the others out of the car, holding crossbow arrows in their hands, and ordered them to find firewood, make a fire, and dig wild vegetables.
Hua Changkai saw that the opportunity was coming, and was thinking about how to escape, when two black-robed men walked up, directly "clicked" twice, and locked the two huge iron balls at Hua Changkai's feet with chains.
Looking at those companions who were moving around, Hua Changkai sat on the ground and wanted to cry without tears, it seems that as a Jiangyang thief with outstanding business ability, skilled skills, and a well-known Jiang Yang thief and flower thief, even if he wants to fill the army, the treatment is different.
When night fell completely, a bonfire was lit in the woods, and wild vegetable soup was boiling in an iron pot set up, and most of the black-robed people sat on the edge of the campfire to drink wine and eat meat.
And these people are strung together with iron cables one by one, lined up.
They are working, before the black robes some people went to hunt in the depths of the forest, and hunted a lot of rabbits, foxes, hedgehogs and other small animals, flowers are always blooming, and their work now is to disembowel, break their stomachs, skin and guts.
After finally peeling a rabbit, Hua Changkai pulled another prey in front of him, and when he looked closely, it was actually a big fat wild cat covered in pitch black.
"Hey! Do cats have to be skinned too? Hua Changkai opened his voice and shouted at the group of black robes: "Cat meat is sour, it's not delicious." "Actually, he wants to be lazy and do less if he can.
"Whoosh!" With a bang, a short-tailed crossbow arrow was inserted into the trunk of the tree behind Hua Changkai, and the tail of the arrow trembled to himself, so frightened that Hua Changkai almost jumped up, and the group of black-robed people laughed.
"Let me go, and I will grant you a wish." Suddenly, a voice came into Hua Changkai's ears, and he looked down with a look of incredulity, because it was the black cat in his hand who said this.
"Pull out the arrow from me, let me go, I can grant you any wish" The black cat's eyes stared at Hua Chang Kai, and its mouth opened and closed.
Damn it! This cat really can talk! Monster?
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