More than three feet long Qingfeng sprinkled down, straight to the throat of Hua Changkai, Hua Changkai was suddenly shocked, and suddenly felt the cerebellum and cerebellum congested together, and then directly rolled his eyes and fainted.

A trembling sound of "buzz" sounded, and the blade of the Qingfeng Sword in the girl's hand stopped before the stab blossomed and opened the major carotid artery.

"Wouldn't it be cheaper for you shameless guy to let you die like this?" The girl in Tsing Yi stood in the cold woods under the moon and pouted with the Qingfeng sword in her hand, if the flowers were always blooming and still awake, she would definitely shout "Cute girl!" ”。

After Hua Changkai fainted, he suddenly found himself in a dark room, surrounded by darkness, and he couldn't see anything.

"Look, he's coming." A man's voice rang out.

"Meow~" A cat meow sounded.

When Hua Changkai heard this, he immediately jumped to his feet and scolded: "I'll do it!" The dead thief cat lied to me! I'm going to be killed by that chick now! Where is this? ”

With a "pop", a beam of light fell from above in the room, shining in the center of the room, and a young man in ancient costume sat on a Taishi chair, holding a big fat black cat in his hand.

Hua Changkai walked forward, looked left and right, and found that the guy sitting on the Taishi chair wearing ancient costumes looked very similar to himself, and he was so handsome!

Stretched out his hand and pinched the face of the man in ancient costume, Hua Changkai muttered: "This is not scientific, how can there be a man as handsome as me in this world?" ”

The corners of the man's mouth twitched a few times, and he used his hand to block the hand that was always open and pinched his face, coughed a few times, and said: "Introduce myself, I am loved by everyone, flowers bloom, known as the jade-faced Peter Pan, loved by the majority of female surnames, and devoted to the cause of body liberation of female surnames all his life, from eighty old women to eight-year-old young girls, they are extremely adored to me and are infatuated with Nanzhou Tongxiang flowers called women's friends!" ”

"Huh", after the man in ancient costume finished speaking, he didn't know where to find a folding fan, shook it away and shook it gently in his hand, shook the long hair on his head, and gently picked a strand of black hair on his forehead with his left hand, he habitually threw a wink at Hua Changkai and said: "Don't look at me like this, be careful that you will fall in love with me, I am a wolf in the lonely wind~"

"I'll fuck your mother!" Hua Changkai took off his shoes, grabbed his right hand, and slapped the man in ancient costume who was sitting on the Taishi chair and pretending to be cool.

The black cat "Meow~", who was originally lying on the body of the costume flower Chang Kai, bounced away and hid in the corner of the black room shivering.

Hua Changkai slapped the ancient costume Hua Changkai and lay down to the stomach, picked up the Taishi chair and continued to smash it, scolding: "I let you not learn well!" I'll make you a flower thief! I'll make you a thief! I'll let you be caught and crippled! I'll let you leave me such a big mess! I let you hurt me to be wiped on the neck by that chick with a sword! "I hate the master who is so much passed through his body, it is really unprecedented, you don't let me pass through when you are happy to pick flowers and scoop me, and let me pass through when you are going to be killed, and you can't think of it if you don't beat you!

waited until the Taishi chair was smashed and Hua Changkai panted and threw away the murder weapon in his hand.

The costume flowers that were beaten and crawled all over the ground were always in a state of embarrassment, hunched over and holding their faces, moaning: "Hit people, help."

Hua Changkai was tired, wiped a handful of sweat on his forehead, and at this time he found that he was wearing the big pants and vest before the crossing, and when he touched his pocket, he found that there was a pack of cigarettes and a lighter

Sitting on the ground with a cigarette and spitting out the clouds, Hua Changkai looked at the ancient costume Hua Changkai who was still trembling on the ground and said, "Hey! Can you make a little difference? Can you tell me what's going on now? ”

"If you don't hit me, I'll say," said the costume flower Chang Kai, covering his face and getting up.

"Okay, okay, I won't beat you, look at your bear-like appearance!" Hua Changkai took a puff of cigarette, squinted at the costume Hua Changkai, with a look of disdain, in fact, he was also very worried at the moment, the beating just now was completely a product of impulse, if it wasn't for the fact that it was too hard to cross over, there was no delicious meal, and he had to be killed three or four times, and finally he finally met a beautiful girl, and wiped his neck directly for others! Whoever puts this will be furious.

The costume flower often opened the hand covering his face, and was about to speak, when he saw a foot infinitely enlarged in front of his eyes, and then "Bang!" With a bang, he was kicked in the door.

"I'll let you cover your face! I'll make you look as handsome as I am! Hua Changkai said triumphantly with a cigarette in his mouth and his leg raised.

"My face, I eat by my face! Bastard! I'm fighting with you! Hua Changkai jumped up from the ground all of a sudden, his lips were red and swollen, there were two blood dragons hanging from his nose, his hair was messy, his clothes were tattered, and he pounced directly on Hua Changkai.

"I'm playing with it again," Hua Changkai muttered

After a fierce fight, the two flowers fell to the ground panting, and the black cat "meow~" in the corner.

"Looks like you're about to wake up, I wanted to tell you about my treasure, but now I've decided not to tell you!" Costume flowers often bloom and said.

"What treasure? What wake up? Where the hell am I now? What is the state exactly? As soon as Hua Changkai heard that the other party was selling Guanzi, the anger came up again, he got up, and he wanted to go up to fight again.

"I'll do it! Dissipate the gas, the time to dissipate the gas is limited, I quickly confessed to the road "The costume flower often bloomed on the ground, a little farther away from the flower, he said: "You are not dead now, that chick did not wipe your neck, but it is estimated that it will be wiped soon"

"What?" Hua Changkai's eyes widened and said, "You mean I have to go back and be wiped on my neck again?" Last time, I finally scared myself out, saving myself the pain of being wiped on my neck, and that chick didn't even do it? I'll do it! This chick is too ruthless! It's just inhumane!! ”

"Don't get excited, this is fate! Brothers! I don't want to, you think I want to die? Isn't there no way? The costume flower Chang Kai comforted him and said.

"You get out! You go! You have caused a mess yourself, you have cleaned up your own sins and sent your own life, why should I be sinned? "The flowers are always blooming, and they are extremely dissatisfied.

"Alas" the costume flowers often bloomed and sighed faintly, and said: "Time is running out, only a stick of incense, don't speak, let me finish." ”

"My life, although short, has nothing to regret! As a man, I have drunk the best wine, eaten the most expensive dishes, and served the most beautiful girl" The costume Hua Changkai shook his head and began to recall life, and suddenly found that Hua Changkai stared at himself with a pair of eyes that wanted to kill, and quickly changed his words, and said: "I'm not showing off, I'm already gone, only such a trace of soul is left, and it's about to disappear, it's not too much to recall my colorful life."

"Hurry up and get to the point, otherwise you don't have to wait until the time is up, I'll smoke you to death!" Hua Changkai said.

"The chick who caught you now is Qing Wanrou of the Zhengjian Sect, I haven't been on it yet, and the difficult task of overthrowing her will be handed over to you Ah I said the point, the key point is that my money and cheats and the unique secret weapon [***] incense are all buried by me in the sand outside the city, there is an oasis in the sand, there is a small lake in the middle, there is a poplar tree on the edge of the lake, just below that, there is a poisonous snake there, you have to be careful."

"In this world, there are countless sects and sects, and there are many righteous and evil ways, but I want to remind you that as a flower thief, no force will accept you, so you have to rely on yourself, alas, it is difficult to be a man, and it is even more difficult to be a flower thief."

"How did you get caught?" Hua Changkai asked.

"A few days ago, I robbed a batch of goods, and I got into big trouble, I was chased and killed by a master, I showed my might, and killed them all, who knew that Mo Mo's cheap woman had been following me, she was my sworn enemy, she was a demon hunter who left the six doors, she didn't hunt demons, she came to chase and kill me, it's been a year and a half, this time she finally caught the opportunity, injured me, sealed my skills, and kicked my little jj, this girl is too vicious!"

Costume Hua Chang Kai said viciously: "If you have a chance, you must her for me!" Destroy before you kill! Kill again! ”

A flower thief is a flower thief, and three sentences do not leave the industry.

"How did you get out?" Hua Changkai asked.

"With a hidden weapon, my unique secret weapon Tie Lingzi has never encountered is definitely going to be hit! I killed everyone who was recruited, with the only exception being the woman Momo."

The costume Hua Changkai said and said that his voice gradually became lower, and Hua Changkai looked up and saw that this guy had dissipated without a trace, and this is dead? Gone? Extinguished?

But I also got a lot of useful information.,It turns out that the body is sore, weak and weak because the ability has been sealed.,Since it's sealed.,It should be able to be unlocked.,As long as it's undone.,There should be a little self-preservation.。

And what kind of money and wealth cheats secret weapon [***] incense did this guy leave for himself in the sand outside the city, what kind of iron lingzi, these are all good things, especially the secret weapon [***] incense, the flowers often bloom very much, these years, playing black guns is the king, but how to get through the difficulties in front of you?

Hua Changkai suddenly saw the black cat hiding in the corner, and looked at it, isn't this the cat demon?

"Didn't you say that if your mana is restored, you will have the ability to reach the heavens? How are you hiding here? Hua Changkai asked.

The black cat "meow~" sounded.

You can't even talk to people? Hua Changkai pointed to the black cat and said, "Damn! If you hadn't lied to me, how could I have been fooled? If I hadn't been fooled, how would that scar-faced man come and kill me, and if he didn't kill me, how could I kill him? If you don't kill him, how can there be a follow-up? It's all you! If I don't pick your skin, I can't eliminate the hatred in my heart! ”

"Meow~I meow~I don't know meow~Who to settle accounts with~" The black cat said.

"So you can still talk, what the fuck are you going on? Stop meow, I sound awkward! Hua Changkai said.

The black cat opened his mouth and said: "I'm meow~, now it's not good to talk to people~ I'm being meowed by the legend~"

"Caught in a legend?" Hua Chang opened his mouth wide, and after a long while, he said, "What do you mean?" ”

"He's meowing! It turns out that the legendary Qi with the sky is **disappearing meow~" The black cat said.

"Do you still have mana?" Hua Changkai asked, no way, now if this black cat still has mana, it can still be used.

The black cat saw the mind of the flower and said, "There is a meow ~ but it is very weak meow ~"

Flowers often bloom with tears in their eyes, something is better than nothing!

"How far can it go?" Hua Changkai hurriedly asked, "Can you fix that chick and let me circle and fork it?" "This world is very dangerous, one is enough to do it, and two to earn one.

"Meow can only let you break through the seal in an instant, meow~ just like letting you kill that scar-faced man~" Black Cat said.

Sure enough, it's very weak, you can only get up in an instant, although men have to be strong and durable, but it's better to be able to be erect than not to be erect, even if it's just for a second.

"Then we cooperate?" Hua Changkai smiled and said, "Anyway, I also helped you, didn't I?" ”

"I'd rather you didn't say it, let me grow a ninth tail meow~ Bad Lao Tzu has become like this now~ You can only live if you live in your body~" The black cat said.

Hua Changkai was relieved when he heard this, and he said: "Since that, you can only live in my body, then I always want to charge you some rent or something, and give a little more strength at a critical time, otherwise I will drive you out!" ”

"You're shameless with meow!" Black Cat said.

At this moment, the black room began to gradually become brighter, and the black cat hurriedly said: "You have to wake up Meow~ Meow, I will help you, you must live Meow~ And my mana can only help you break through the seal every three days Meow~"

Consciousness returned to the body, Hua Changkai didn't open his eyes immediately, and smiled bitterly in his heart, it's really three unlucky eggs, but no matter what, just like the black cat said, you must live! Suddenly, I felt very sad, other traversers are going to change their lives and fight against the sky, and their biggest fucking goal is to live? No, you have to set a bull fork target worthy of the three words traverser!

was thinking wildly, and suddenly heard another "boom~"

"How are you?" The voice of the girl in Tsing Yi came.

"Flowers always bloom! Finally let the old lady chase you! Another chick's voice came into the flower-blooming eardrums.

Chase? Nima, this guy still has a good relationship? Why didn't you tell yourself?

"Murmo, I caught this thief first." Qing Wanrou said, "You come one step late." ”

Murmo? Why does it sound familiar? Hua Changkai suddenly remembered, didn't that guy say that there was a six-door huntress chasing him for a year and a half? Nima! It turned out to be this female killing god! This chase turned out to be a chase

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