"Quack ~ Quack ~ The demon clan appeared, and the quack ~ quack ~ northern defense line is in an emergency..."

"Quack ~ Quack ~ Lichun Courtyard disappeared, quack ~ quack ~ The outstanding disciples of the various sects were killed and injured, quack ~ quack ~ The demon gate joined forces with the four evildoers, quack ~ quack ~ "

Hua Changkai lay on a rattan bed, stretched out his hand and slapped it in the air, as if to drive the sound out, opened his eyes and looked, but found that he was lying on a rattan bed under a thatched shed, and Dao Mei and Qing Wanrou were also lying on the other two rattan beds not far away.

"Quack ~ Quack ~ The big silver thief is awake ~ The big silver thief is awake ~"

The sound of wings flapping came into his ears, and Hua Changkai looked up, only to see a pitch-black crow standing on top of a green vine above his head, and looked carefully, this crow actually had an extra eye on his forehead, a total of three eyes!

Wait a minute... Why is it pointing its ass at me? Something seems to be coming out...

I'll rub it! Seeing that the three-eyed crow stood on top of the green vine and fell over its buttocks and pulled a bubble of guano towards itself, the confused flower often bloomed and became completely awake, and jumped to the head of the bed from a carp on the rattan bed, dodging the attack of guano and squatting at the head of the bed.

Who knew that the rattan bed was extremely light, and he suddenly squatted at the head of the bed, causing the rattan bed to lose its balance, "Bang dang! With a bang, Hua Changkai fell to the ground with the rattan bed.

Stretched out his hand to push away the rattan bed, secretly cursed a word of bad luck, and when he raised his eyes, he saw a pair of white embroidered shoes, and before he could take a closer look, he heard a cold voice coming.

"The flowers are always blooming, you are finally here, you are finally awake, this is good!"

There is a murderous aura! Hua Changkai suddenly tightened and shrunk, and felt a chilling murderous aura coming from above, and quickly adjusted his posture and prepared to fight for his life.

Looking up, Hua Changkai, who was squatting on the ground and ready to fight, was directly frightened and sat down on the ground, stretched out his hand and pointed at the woman standing in front of him, and said, "You... How are you? ”

"Why not me?" The woman asked with a sneer.

Hua Changkai wiped the sweat from his forehead and said, "I didn't expect you to get better so soon, that... I wish you great success, unify the rivers and lakes, and come to an end! Let me conclude with a question... There's nothing wrong with your body, right? For example, will there be any high blood pressure, high blood lipids, and high blood sugar? Are there any old wounds or dark wounds? If not, do you have a history of epilepsy? It's really not, and anemia is fine! ”

"Thanks to you, I'm fully recovered!" When the woman said this, she said it almost through gritted teeth.

Looking at her like this, eighty percent of them want to eat me, and the remaining two percent want to kill me... Although she is very beautiful, I should be happy if she wants to annihilate me under normal circumstances, but she is a demon girl! Who knows if she will do something to Lao Tzu to suck the sun ** and suck Lao Tzu Cheng Ren to do it?

At this time, in the eyes of Hua Changkai, the beautiful woman in front of her who was wearing a half-white and half-black pharmacist suit was the most terrifying existence in the world, because judging from the appearance of this woman, she was clearly the form of the Demon Gate Holy Maiden after she grew up.

"Fully recovered? Oh, that's a shame... No, it's a pleasure, congratulations..."Hua Changkai said as he got up, and a pair of thief eyes swept around.

I saw that the grass shed was only supported by wooden pillars around it, and the gap between the wooden pillars and the wooden pillars was crawling with green vines, which could barely be regarded as a residence, and the furnishings in the grass shed were also extremely simple, except for three beds, there were all kinds of medicine jars, which almost filled the entire grass shed.

Looking out through the gap in the green vine, I found that it was still on the oasis, which made Hua Changkai breathe a sigh of relief, as long as it was still in this oasis, there was a way!

"It's really gratifying, but what makes me even happier is to see you look so embarrassed now!" The "Demon Gate Holy Maiden" squinted her eyes slightly, looked at Hua Changkai with disdain, and said: "In the past, I saw you, although I was despicable and silvery, but I was also a strong man with temperament, but now I have become such a cripple!" It's a delight! ”

Hua Changkai is a little confused, is this talking about himself? She is standing up straight, she has always been a lewd silver waste stream, and she should know very well about her own twists and turns! How could such a thing be said?

I looked the woman in front of me up and down again, and the style of this dress has changed a lot... Could it be...

"Are you cosplaying?" Hua Changkai cautiously tested: "What kind of profession are you dressed in?" ”

"Plop flutter plop plop ...", a sound of wings flapping suddenly sounded, and the three-eyed crow shouted in his mouth: "Quack~quack~pervert~pervert~" and then flew out.

Lao Tzu just said that a role-playing is considered a pervert? What kind of affordability is this... Hua Changkai rolled his eyes and said, "The leather whip drip wax collar is tied with a red rope!" ”

When the "Holy Maiden of the Demon Gate" heard this, her expression changed greatly, as if she was facing a great enemy, she retreated several steps in succession and went to the door.

Hua Chang happily called himself so witty, just said what kind of role-playing, let the three-eyed crow shout perverted and run away, and now he said the professional terminology of **, and sure enough, this "Demon Gate Holy Maiden" was so frightened that her face turned pale, her face was discolored, and she retreated again and again! I don't understand why, but whatever! As long as it works!

Suddenly, the flower bloomed with great momentum, and took three steps forward one after another, and each step was shouted in his mouth: "**! Lace! Wife! After three steps, the momentum soared, his eyes were red, and the whole person was like an otaku iron spear that had been hidden in the snow for more than 20 years and finally saw the sky, scratching his anger and attacking people!

At this moment, the "Demon Gate Holy Maiden" suddenly turned around and pounced on herself, and she was so frightened that Hua Changkai shouted that she was playing too much, is this going to be pushed backwards? !

The white light flashed, the cold was pressing, the flowers were always blooming and were thrown to the ground by the "Demon Gate Holy Maiden", and the upper part of the grass shed was suddenly covered with hoarfrost, and then there was a crisp "click", all of them were shattered, and they fell like snow powder.

"Good luck!" The "Demon Gate Holy Maiden" suddenly jumped up, her figure flashed, and disappeared, and then her shout came from outside: "Just a widow, dare to be presumptuous? ”

Confused, Hua Changkai got up, and by this time the upper part of the grass shed had disappeared, and he looked out, only to see an old man with a high bun and a bright red robe standing on the grass outside, holding a katana sword in his hand.

Hua Changkai glanced back, and found that Dao Mei and Qing Wanrou, who were still lying unconscious on the rattan bed, were fine, and she was a little relieved, so she looked out again, but saw that the old man who was dressed like a flower butterfly was looking at her.

This person looks fifty or sixty years old at a glance, with two mustaches and a goatee, and a pair of triangular hook eyes looking at the flowers, and falling in the eyes of the flowers, it is two words! - Lewd!

I actually saw a guy who was even more obscene than Jiang Daozi!

As soon as the obscene old man saw Hua Chang Kai revealing his head, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he opened his mouth and exclaimed: "Hua Sang!" I'm still wondering who else is so professional in picking flowers in this big distance, it turns out to be you! ”

The lewd old man bowed to Hua Changkai while holding the katana, raised his head and said again: "Hua Sang! That whip dripping wax collar red rope tie is outdated! Now I use a nail wire peeling knife! ”

I'll do it! The flowers are often blooming and shocked, this is really a perverted maniac! Iron nail wire stripping knife? No wonder the three-eyed crow just now shouted perverted and ran away, it must be this guy! When he called out what kind of leather whip and wax collar and red rope were tied, the "Demon Gate Holy Maiden" panicked because she felt the breath of this guy, right? Will I be wrong again...

"Hana-san! Don't you know me? I am your good friend Jiang Daozi's master, Taka Oshima! The obscene old man took two steps towards Hua Changkai, pointed to his orange-peeled face and said, "I've eaten a little too much of the human fetus lately, and I've become younger and more beautiful!" Flower mulberry! I also gave myself a big name! It's called Chi Qingjiao! Isn't it a beautiful name? ”

Late... Chi Qingjiao... You are an old man with a name that looks like a woman in a green building, what do you want to do?! Oh, by the way, it's Jiang Daozi's master... So no matter how perverted it is, it's understandable...

"How could I not remember you? It's just that I was a little surprised to see you suddenly! Hua Changkai said.

"Huasang, your surname is really bad! The three-year covenant is almost up! I crossed the ocean a month ago and came to Dali! I won't lose to you again this time! Chi Qingjiao, a lewd old man, said to Hua Changkai.

A three-year covenant? What kind of three-year contract does the fuck have with this pervert? He is Jiang Daozi's master! The apprentice loves to eat male roots, and the master loves to eat the human fetus... The metamorphosis has reached this level, how can he defeat him?

ps: The readership of this book - there are a lot of Zhengtai in the 296967173 group, and the uncles of true love hurry up to buy it~!