"Huh~!" With a sound, Hua Changkai was hit by a needle in his buttocks, and he galloped like a horse that had lost its hooves, and after screaming miserably, he fell to the ground and slid forward.

Yakushi Ji is worthy of being a woman with the most dexterous fingers in the world, this needle is not only fast and ruthless, but the most important thing is to recognize the acupuncture points accurately.

This needle directly made half of Hua Changkai's body paralyzed, and he could only lie on the ground and hum miserably.

"My sister is good, and she is good at it." The little witch came to Hua Changkai, squatted down and gestured in front of Hua Changkai with the knife in her hand.

Hua Changkai was suddenly frightened, and hurriedly begged for mercy: "Woman, no, demon girl, oh, big sister spare your life!" …”

"What!?" When the little witch heard that the blade was approaching, she shouted coldly, "What are you calling me?" ”

"Big... Miss! Fang was so excited that he missed a word! "Flowers often bloom and sweat profusely, isn't it enough for you to be an eighty-year-old witch and an old man to call you eldest sister?

The little witch slashed lightly on Hua Changkai's face with a knife, and a blood mark slowly appeared, and then said: "Calling me Miss is not affectionate at all, it seems too raw..."

"Is it difficult to call a lady?" Hua Chang Kai was shocked, and it was over, shouting an eighty-year-old witch lady? That's cruel, isn't it?

The little witch took a bite of the flower and said, "Think beautifully!" ”

When Hua Changkai heard this, she felt like she had taken a reassuring pill, for fear that the old witch would force herself to scare herself again.

The so-called often walk in the rivers and lakes, you must be single! Hua Changkai immediately decided to have an open and honest negotiation with these two women!

"I said you, all of you are not too old, and you haven't married yet, right? Why do you like to use knives and guns? He also stabbed me in the ass and scratched my face, it was too yellow and violent! ”

"As a flower thief with decades of experience in the industry, I can tell you very responsibly! You can't get married like this! Unless..."

"Unless what?" The little witch and the medicine master Ji almost wanted to commit violence again when they heard the words of Hua Changkai, but as soon as they heard that they couldn't get married, they immediately stopped.

Women, whether they are big or small, beautiful or ugly, whether they are female men or not, whether they love to engage in sex, oh, sorry, it should be a lesbian, and they will never accept it - you can't get married! This sentence, because this sentence fundamentally negates a female surname, even if she is not proud of being a woman, she will never be willing to accept such an insult.

"Pull out the needle in my ass first!" Seeing that they were interested, Hua Changkai immediately changed his face and said arrogantly.

"Oh~~~~ I said I said!" As soon as Hua Changkai's words fell, Yakushi Ji started, but instead of pulling out the needle, he inserted a needle again.

Fucking Lao Tzu was penetrated by a woman today! The true biography from the great ancestor of the silk Hangsi, Lord Ah Q, the spiritual victory** has once again produced an effect, making the flower always bloom and feel that he has regained his face.

"Unless you can make me think of you! You must know that I have read countless women, and ordinary goods are not in my eyes at all, if you can arouse my interest, it will be absolute! "Flowers always bloom and swear.

The two women looked at each other and said in unison, "Are you bluffing me?" After that, one person holds a needle, and the other holds a knife, and he wants to commit murder.

When he met a woman with an IQ above the level, Hua Changkai was in a hurry, and hurriedly shouted: "Stop!" I say! I say! ”

"But you're going to let me go! Medicine Master Ji, you have to help me save Dao Mei and Wanrou, and the Holy Maiden, you have to accept me into the Demon Gate! If you can do it, then you will be given all the pills! ”

"Wanrou and Knife Sister? But that Qing Wanrou of the Orthodox Sword Sect still has Mo Mo of the Six Doors? The little witch rolled her eyes and asked.

Hua Changkai knew that something was wrong when she saw her expression, and she was really confused! actually showed her concern for Dao Mei and Wanrou in front of this insidious, cunning and vicious witch old witch, what if she threatened herself with the two of them?

Although it is not pleasant to get along with Sister Dao and Wanrou, especially Sister Dao, but... These two women are good people, and they will be beautiful, and although Hua Changkai is now the body of a silver thief, it is actually the heart of an otaku.

Who knew that the little witch actually said to Yakushi Ji: "Sister! You don't want to listen to this silver thief's nonsense! He couldn't have cared about those two women, and from what I knew about him, he must have wanted to divert our attention so that we could mistakenly think he cared about them! ”

Hearing this, Medicine Master Ji nodded and said, "I'm also wondering when this silver thief has a surname!" I see! ”

Flowers often bloom and want to cry without tears, Lao Tzu has no surname? Lao Tzu is fucking more wronged than Dou E! Besides, even if there is no surname, there is still a wolf surname! Who wants to see those two delicate beauties die?

"Alright! Sure enough, it's not a loss, but the Holy Maiden of the Demon Gate who I fancy and wants to take refuge in allegiance! Sure enough, your eyes are like torches, your mind is quick, and you are smart in ice and snow, and it is impossible for any conspiracy to succeed in front of you! Ok, good, good! This is actually a test of my IQ! ”

"After all, if I had followed a stupid boss, I would have been killed sooner or later, and now you have successfully passed the test and are qualified to be my boss and my boss! So decide! ”

"Quickly take out the two needles on the little brother's buttocks, and let the little brother salute you!"

The little witch and the medicine master Ji were dumbfounded, and the medicine master Ji even reached out to pull out the silver needle, all because the transformation of the flower always blooming was too natural, and it didn't seem to be fake at all.

And for the little witch, it is based on the words that the flowers often bloom in the back house of Lichun Courtyard, and I believe ninety percent in my heart at the moment.

And she really needs arm strength now, if not...

"Ahh Nani? what？ #%%……*”

There was an exclamation in the distance, and I saw that Oshima Takashi didn't know when he woke up, and saw that his current body was collapsing...

"What's wrong with him?" The little witch was attracted by this sudden exclamation, and turned her head to look and asked by the way.

Yakushihime sighed and said, "I can't adapt to the cruel reality..."

"What is he talking about?" The little witch didn't understand a word of Oshima Hawk's words.

Hua Changkai rubbed his buttocks and came up and explained: "This is because I have been to too many countries, and now I am stimulated too much, and my language is confused... In other words—" Hua Changkai pointed to his head, then shook his head with a sigh.

Finally, Oshima Taka regained a trace of clarity, gritted his teeth and sat on the ground and roared, "Yaga! Damn cunning big departure! I hate you! ”

After shouting, Oshima Eagle suddenly made a seal with his hands, and then took off a bead on the chain on his chest, and pinched it hard, but he was stunned that it was not broken...

"What is this for? Didn't you say that his skills were all wasted? "Hua Changkai is frightened to see, this is a fucking eight-grade powerhouse! If it's restored, wouldn't it...

Yakushi Ji said confidently, "Don't worry! I've checked it out for myself, and he's exhausted! Don't you see that he can't crush a bead? ”

"But... Why is he pinching that bead? ”

"Oh, this, that's the secret technique of the Wa Kingdom, and if you crush it, you can spread the sound for thousands of miles..."

"What?!" Hua Changkai immediately jumped up when he heard the words, just kidding! It's the rhythm of summoning teammates! You stupid b! I even knew that I didn't take it down in advance! Still watching here!

However, due to running too far before, although the flowers are running wildly at this moment, it is still too late!

I saw that the big island eagle failed to crush the beads, and simply put them in his mouth and bit them.

Suddenly, the beads shattered, and a burst of black mist was released, and the big island eagle shouted: "Flowing maple and flowing clouds!" Come and avenge me! ”

As soon as he finished shouting, Hua Changkai arrived, flew up with a kick, directly kicked the big island eagle into the air, slapped his hands after landing, put on a Huang Feihong pose, and after playing cool enough, he raised his head and looked at it, and was suddenly startled!

I saw that in the black mist, there were two Japanese cultivators wearing samurai uniforms, carrying katanas, and combing samurai buns.

The two of them didn't look very old, they were both about thirty years old, and they were looking at the flowers through the black fog with a confused face.

Nima! It turns out that this bead is more than just a sound transmission! Can you still video?

Hua Changkai immediately reacted, and the one in the black mist must be some senior brother or apprentice of Oshima Eagle! This made them see that they kicked the big island eagle with one foot, wouldn't they want to form a group to brush themselves?

"Welcome to the central station, okay, our esteemed guest Mr. Oshima Taka has finished the performance now, go down to rest, our program will also come to an end, please enjoy the scenery below." Hua Changkai was in a hurry, and after saying it seriously, he squatted down suddenly, and then pounced on Oshima Hawk, covered his mouth, and held him down, preventing him from calling for help again.

A moment later, the black fog dissipated.

The flowers often bloom and breathe a long sigh of relief, and I don't know if there is a flickering success.

Thousands of miles away, on a small island on the other side of the ocean, Liuyun and Liufeng, the proud disciples of the big island eagle, waited until the black fog dissipated, and then glanced at each other in unison.

Liu Feng, the eldest disciple of Oshima Eagle, clasped his hands and said solemnly: "Senior brother, did you see it just now?" There's a stunning woman calling us! (Oshima Taka has successfully changed his surname, and the two apprentices didn't recognize him)

"Shw! Beauty is beauty, but there is no hair! Oshima Eagle's second disciple Liuyun said.

Liu Feng walked a few steps with his hands around and said, "Senior brother, did you hear what the hairless man said just now?" That's Dali language, what did he say Master was performing over there! Our master is really amazing! Must have been very good mixed there! Send us this news from thousands of miles away! ”

Liuyun nodded and said, "Shuffle! In this way, both men and women over there are popular bald heads! When Master sent this news, he also asked a Dali beauty to call our name, and she must have warmly invited us to go to Dali to play! ”

"Exactly! Legend has it that there are hundreds of millions of beauties, and it is a fairyland on earth! Liu Feng said with great longing.

"And we...?" Liuyun asked.

"What are you waiting for? Master is mixing well there, and there is also the enthusiastic call of the beauty! Are we going to waste our time here? Let's go! Bro! It's time to start our journey! Follow in Master's footsteps! What's more, we also have a junior brother who is a big departure? When you get there, you won't get mixed up too badly! ”

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