Chapter 1 Heaven Is Going to Kill Me? (1st Update)

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The sedan chair was still floating in the air, and although the female voice in it had stopped, the voice seemed to still linger in everyone's hearts.

Hua Chang looked at the Demon Mountain and the others, and none of them dared to speak out at the moment, and they had a general understanding of this cathode sect master in their hearts.

This cathode sect master must be an extremely [***] person, otherwise how could everyone be silent?

Most of the people are moody, and after thinking about this, Hua Changkai honestly lay on the ground, motionless.

I know the truth that I can't do too much, in this case, I guess the spleen and surname of the cathode sect master, and I can't be accurate, so it's better to clamp my tail and be a good citizen for the time being.

At this moment, two figures shot in the distance, it was Hua Xiangrong and Yun Xiangshang.

After coming here, they all knelt down for the first time, shouting that set of rhetoric.

Hua Changkai secretly looked at Yun Xiangshang, but she didn't expect that this vicious woman was not sprayed to death! It seems that the eight-rank powerhouse is really not so easy to kill.

Yun Xiangshang was extremely embarrassed at this time, the blue and white flowing cloud robe could basically be described as tattered, and his face was not very good, a little pale, and there was a little red blood on the placket.

Presumably wounded.

After seeing this, Hua Changkai looked at the two hellhounds who were well-behaved like kittens at the moment, and his heart was full of doubts, it was definitely not an accident that the hellhounds went crazy to protect themselves!

So what's going on? But I don't know why, no matter how I call the black cat at this time, the fool just doesn't appear, think about it carefully, before the hellhound goes crazy, he summons the black cat to help break through the seal, and the guy also snorted a few times, from the beginning of the hellhound madness, the guy is silent.

Could it be that there is anything to do with this?

That's it, even if it has anything to do with it, I don't know it, I don't know, I can't figure it out if I want to break my head, so it's better to honestly think about what to do next.

"Magic Mountain, are you back?" A voice came from the sedan chair.

Hearing this, Mo Shan's shoulders twitched slightly, and he seemed to be extremely emotional, and he spoke: "Sect Master! Your subordinates have finally seen you! ”

Hua Changkai heard that there was a sudden slap in his heart, this magic mountain is one of the four protectors of the Cathode Sect, and his status in the Cathode Sect is very high, the little witch saw him and called him uncle, judging from the previous situation, the little narcissus is also quite jealous of the magic mountain, such a character, seeing that the sect master of the Cathode Sect will use the word "finally", there must be something strange in it...

"Stand up." The Yin God Ji in the sedan chair spoke again.

Hearing this, Demon Mountain's body shook, and then slowly got up.

Just when he just stood up, a black light suddenly flew out of the sedan chair, and with a "poof" sound, the black light shot on the magic mountain, bursting out of a cloud of blood mist.

The huge body of the Demon Mountain, like a mountain, trembled, but did not fall.

Hua Chang was lying on the ground behind him, and after secretly seeing this scene, he only felt frightened, this Nima was going to kill Uncle Demon Mountain? If even Uncle Demon Mountain is killed, then won't he and Wang Qinian, Zhao Da and others all die?

But then Hua Changkai found that although the magic mountain was hit by the black light, the blood mist burst into his chest, but it still did not fall, and his body was still straight after standing firmly, Uncle Magic Mountain... What a tough bully!

"Magic Mountain, do you know why this seat punished you?" Yin Shenhime's voice came.

The Demon Mountain lowered his head and said, "Because the Demon Mountain left the Divine Sect without authorization!" ”

Hua Changkai couldn't help but complain, why do all existences like the Demon Sect like to call themselves God Cult? Is it really the ass that decides the head?

"Then why are you back?" Yin Shen Ji asked.

Moshan spoke, "Because I found a reason to come back. ”

Flower rub~! This also plays with the connotation, shouldn't this Yin God Ji ask why she left first? Why did you suddenly ask why you came back?

And this Uncle Demon Mountain actually gave such a divine answer! This... What's the difference between a fucking thing and not answering? Isn't this the rhythm of looking for death?

"In that case, then serve the Divine Sect well..."Yin Shenji said.

Hua Changkai fainted directly, this fucking is pretending to be addicted or what? Lao Tzu is so smart, he didn't understand what Uncle Moshan meant, is his answer an answer?

This Yin Shen Ji actually said such a thing directly, is this borrowing a donkey from the slope to give the magic mountain a step, or is the Yin God Ji pretending to understand?

Just when Hua Changkai was puzzled, the magic mountain suddenly turned around, came to Hua Changkai, and picked up Hua Changkai.

Although Hua Changhua's figure is also tall, in front of the magic mountain of about two meters and three, he really looks like a child.

Carried in his hand by the magic mountain like a chicken, Hua Chang was happy and shocked, what does this magic mountain want to do?

Seeing that the blood hole in the Demon Mountain's chest that was burst out by the Yin God Ji was still bleeding, Hua Changkai hurriedly said, "Uncle Demon Mountain, you are still bleeding!" Hurry up and stop, otherwise you will lose too much blood, resulting in..."When he said this, Hua Changkai didn't say the words "leading to death" when he saw that Moshan's face was not very good, and blurted out: "It causes impotence!" ”

As soon as these words came out, the surrounding people, whether it was the Little Narcissus Bat King, or Hua Xiangrong and Yun Xiangshang, even the poisonous lady Tuxingsun and others all raised their heads in amazement, and looked at the flowers with a dead man's eyes.

was watched by everyone like this, Uncle Moshan also stopped, and the flowers often bloomed and felt bad.

Seem... Got into a big disaster... Don't... Is Uncle Magic Mountain really impotent? Himself said his sore spots? I can't... Uncle Moshan, you are two meters tall, your body is so pretended, and your weight is three hundred pounds, so you can still be a wilted uncle? It's really a curse from the mouth...

Just thinking about how to redeem it and say something to comfort Uncle Magic Mountain's injured heart, Hua Changkai suddenly felt a strong force coming, and then he was thrown to the ground by Magic Mountain, and was almost knocked unconscious!

"Boom!" With a bang, Moshan knelt on his knees and smashed two pits on the ground.

The flowers often bloom and are taken aback, what is the rhythm of this? Lao Tzu said that you are an uncle, and you actually bow down to me?

"Please do justice to the sect master! Such an insult is unbearable! Can't bear it! Demon Mountain clenched his fists and said to the luan sedan chair in the sky.

It turned out that he didn't bow down to me, he knelt down to worship the Yin God Ji...

"Then let's kill it." Yin Shenhime's voice came.

Hua Changkai was chilled when he heard this, this time it was really hopeless, even if the black cat suddenly exerted his strength, there were so many masters in the field, and there was a fucking Yin Shenji who could fly with a sedan chair above his head, how could he still live?

The most terrible thing is that there are too many people in the field now, and the relationship between them is complicated, and there is no stupid person, but he has been miserable by this magic mountain repeatedly! The IQ advantage is also fucking gone! Is it really heaven that is going to kill me?

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