Chapter 13: Knocking Down the Cat's Ear Lady (Part 3)
"That's it! Let's go, be careful not to let Wang Qinian and Yan Meiniang play too much, it's best to let them leave before Ye Xiaochai sobers up. The flower switch shone brightly.
Jiang Daozi smiled gloomily: "Don't worry, both of them are sect masters of this Dao, although they have worse brains than me, they are not fools, then Ye Xiaochai is afraid that he will not remember anything after waking up!" ”
What... Won't remember?! Hua Changkai got goosebumps all over his body when he heard this, will he fuck Lao Tzu also be them...
"Foolish! Wang Qinian and Yan Meiniang did anything to me while Lao Tzu was asleep? Hua Changkai hurriedly asked the black cat in his heart, although the current relationship with the black cat is very delicate, but since everyone has not pierced that layer of paper, it is still necessary to communicate from time to time, and by the way, put smoke bombs or something.
"He meowed, and thought you were so proud that you had forgotten about me~!" The black cat said, "Don't worry, even if you are willing, I don't want to... My soul can't be defiled..."
Feign! Fuck me and I'm pretending to kill you sooner or later! Hua Chang said to the black cat in his heart: "How could I forget you? Without you, where would I be today? Needless to say tomorrow, there will be more places to rely on you in the future! I also want to lead the Demon Beast and the Demon Demon Sect to die and stir up the wind and rain and wreak havoc! Wouldn't he be so sorry for himself? ”
"Don't worry, you and I are now one, according to the current situation, even if you unify the world, you may not be able to absorb enough vitality for me to reshape my body, I have already accepted my fate, what else can I do besides helping you?" Black Cat said.
"Hey, that's great! Ha, you don't have to be angry, I'm stronger, and I'm bound to catch enough cultivators for you to absorb your vitality! After all, I have to keep getting stronger! I've thought about it, of course I have to practice myself, but the fastest and most convenient way to become stronger is to let you absorb vitality! ”
"Alas... I hope so," said the black cat.
Hua Changkai and the black cat communicated like this, although they got the black cat's remarks, but they did not settle down in their hearts, but were shocked into a cold sweat.
This fucking self deliberately said that he was going out to stir up the wind and rain and cause sabotage, and this black cat said to himself what to "unify the world".
What the hell do you really think of Lao Tzu as a fool? Is it to unify the world? The black cat will encourage itself like this, just to make himself feel at ease and boldly stir up the wind and rain and cause destruction, if this is done, who is the most beneficial?
Isn't it good for his mother's demon clan?
The demon clan is invading, and if he is born with the demon sect, it will not be a good thing for either the Great Departure Empire or the cultivation sects in the world! It will only weaken their strength, divert their energy, and make it more convenient for the demon clan to invade!
Combined with the previous situation, the identity of this black cat is about to come out, and his mother is a spy who infiltrated the human world to cause sabotage!
Its original goal should be dragon blood, this dragon blood must have a big secret, now it seems that it should be able to deter ten thousand demons and control demon beasts, and now it is mixed like this, it should be an unexpected gain for the black cat, so it wants to bring more chaos to the human world through itself, so as to make it more convenient for the demon clan to invade...
What a plan! But what you fucking met is a modern otaku who has flipped through Sun Tzu's Art of War, read the Three Kingdoms, and watched countless spy war movies!
Maybe Lao Tzu complicated the problem, but it is not wrong to estimate the worst case scenario!
Suddenly, a delicate body came up, Hua Changkai looked down, the cat-eared lady was lying on her lap, she was already drunk, two touches of wine flew on her snow-white cheeks, and her plump breasts were against her legs.
"Little Meow, did you drink too much?" Hua Changkai stretched out his hand to hold the cat's ear Niang's two breasts and kneaded them gently.
Cat Ear Niang turned over, lay her soft body on Hua Changkai's legs, reached out and hugged Hua Changkai's waist, and said softly: "Wine, drink meow~"
"Hehe, do you want to see the dark forest?" Hua Changkai picked up the cat-eared lady and asked.
The cat-eared lady shrank into the arms of the flower Chang Kai and said, "How can the forest be dark... Are you lying to someone's meow? ”
Hua Changkai laughed, hugged the cat-eared lady and walked to the netherworld, and said, "Tell you quietly, the dark forest is on my body!" There is also a giant stick that can be ever-changing, long or short, thick or hard, offensive and poked! ”
The cat-eared lady murmured: "Then why don't I know... I've never seen it before..."
Hua Changkai looked at the lazy drunkenness of the cat-eared lady in her arms, as well as her plump and soft body, and remembered the beautiful scenery she saw after stripping her off before and the fluffy slender tail...
Swallowed his saliva and quickened his pace, rushing towards the Nether Cave.
Holding the cat-eared lady to the Netherworld Cave, he ordered the ghost slaves and the eight elders to stand guard outside the cave in a row, and then entered the cave in a hurry.
Throwing the cat mother on the soft and smooth animal skin bed, the flowers often bloomed three times and divided by two, took off her clothes, and leaned in front of the cat ear mother and asked, "Do you see the Black Forest?" ”
Cat-Eared Lady opened her eyes, and then exclaimed softly, "Why are you swollen again?" There are no in the Black Forest, only black grass. ”
Hua Changkai looked down, and then remembered that when his mother was in the cathode cave before, all the hair on his body was burned by Jin Xiaodong! Fuck it! Every time I see that guy, I have to be burned by him, what a bad luck!
Suddenly, a pair of soft little hands held herself, Hua Changkai's body tightened, and when she looked down, she saw the cat-eared lady lying there, holding her own doppelganger, and kissing her with her small mouth.
Hua Changkai hurriedly stopped her, damn your small teeth Lao Tzu doesn't want to enjoy it, and you have drunk too much now, how can you break it if you bite into it?
"Remember when I told you that there is another way to reduce swelling and make you very happy?" Hua Changkai held up the cat's ear and said.
"Remember... But you haven't taught me yet... Meow~" Cat Ear Lady said.
"Teach now! Bear with me! "Push down the cat-eared lady, pull her up one leg to resist her shoulder, put both hands together, tear off her clothes, and...
"Meow~! ~! There was a scream from inside the Nether Cave.
At the top of the abyss outside the Demonic Demon Sect, the countless crows that the dark and heavy ghost qi turned into suddenly dissipated and turned into a rich ghost qi again.
Dao Mei appeared above the abyss, she frowned and said to herself: "Why did this killing array suddenly change? Well, I'm in the middle of it! ”
After finishing speaking, the knife girl threw out several throwing knives.
Throwing knives stuck in the black rock wall.
She flew on top of the throwing knife, then swept towards the other, and at the same time pulled the knife and shot it at the opposite rock wall, staggering and repeating itself towards the abyss.