"Good poetry, Yajun is convinced." Xia Yajun's sudden opening broke the silence.

The corners of Min Zhitang's mouth twitched, and he finally brushed his sleeves away, no longer paying attention to Xu Haifeng.

Everyone present looked at each other, although this sentence had a noble artistic conception, it was definitely not suitable for this kind of occasion. Since Xu Haifeng said it without care, it showed that he had torn his face with Min Zhitang and no longer cared about his face.

And most people can hear that Xu Haifeng's words are punns, on the one hand, it means that you Prime Minister Min Cheng is old, his teeth are high, and his energy and energy are like the light and heat of the afterglow, which is useless.

In the second aspect, thinking of the strange performance of the three great families today, everyone knows that this aspect of Min Zhitang is also called the twilight West Mountain, and it can't last long.

The atmosphere at the banquet became solemn again, and everyone had scruples in their hearts, so they didn't dare to speak freely, and they were invisibly dull.

Xu Haifeng turned his head to look at Jiang Kongming in the back seat, only to see that he raised his right index and middle two fingers to himself, which was his unique way of expressing victory, which meant to successfully complete the task.

With a very tacit smile, Xu Haifeng got up and picked up the wine glass, and said loudly: "The kid is ignorant and talks nonsense, you don't have to take it to heart." With this glass of thin wine, the young general wishes Xiangye a long life than Nanshan, as blessed as the East China Sea, everyone please drink this cup together. After saying that, he drank it all.

Min Zhitang and the others glanced at each other, and said in their hearts, why did this kid suddenly talk again. Although I was puzzled, I still drank the wine in my glass.

Xu Haifeng saw that the trick had succeeded, sat down with a smile, and waited for the show to be staged.

After a while, Min Zhitang, Gu Daofu, Cai Junmang, Cheng Yinghao and Cheng Ming's faces began to change color, and they showed facial muscle twitching at the same time, the corners of their mouths were beating unfreely, and even bared their teeth and gasped.

Several of them were the focus of the scene, and such expressions immediately attracted everyone's attention. The others didn't know what was going on, but they just looked at them like sheep having a seizure of epilepsy, and finally even their bodies began to sway, and they couldn't help but be stunned, not knowing what to do.

The hall was quiet again, but this time it was a little eerie. Suddenly, there was a loud noise in the hall, and several of them roared like thunder, stinky farts flew wildly, and suddenly the hall was turbid, which made people smell sick.

The few of them could no longer care about any manners, and scrambled to stand up, holding their lower abdomen with one hand, and without greeting the guests, they just walked away so quickly.

Only then did everyone understand that they were in a hurry.

In the hall, everyone had strange faces, wanted to laugh but was embarrassed to laugh, and a young general couldn't stand it anymore, so he picked up a wine glass to cover his face, only to see his body shaking, clearly laughing silently. After a while, when I put down the wine glass, there was still a trace of tears in my eyes, and I even laughed with tears.

Only a few people sitting next to them covered their noses with their hands, their faces full of hatred, and the stench was really unbearable.

After a while, they returned one after another, Min Zhitang sat on the seat with an embarrassed face, and was about to say a few words, when suddenly his face changed again, he pressed his hand on his abdomen, and without saying a word, he got up and left. Almost at the same time, the rest of the people followed suit, staggering away from their seats.

At this time, a sobering guest staggered in from outside the door, he passed a seat, suddenly stood still, his nose twitched a few times, his brows furrowed, and he asked drunkenly: "What kind of taste, fried stinky tofu?" ”

Suddenly, the hall burst into laughter, and the people who had been holding back just now could no longer restrain themselves, and laughed one by one until their stomachs hurt and tears flowed across them.

At this moment, this feast could no longer be held, and after a while, Min Zhitang excused himself to be unwell and no longer came out to meet guests. Immediately, some guests retired one after another, and the birthday banquet was so short that it also set a historical record for the Han Dynasty.

On the way back, Fang Yingying invited Tang Rouer to join the car, Tang Rouer glanced at Xu Haifeng, who was also full of expectations, and finally agreed shyly, which made Xu Haifeng's heart move. It's just that Fang Yingying seems to be determined to oppose Xu Haifeng, she insists on being between the two, and the two are not allowed to speak, Xu Haifeng hates his teeth itching, but he is helpless.

Back at Fang's Mansion, before Xu Haifeng could speak, Fang Yingying chattered everything that happened in the Prime Minister's Mansion. When they heard Xia Yajun performing a dong flute stunt in the Prime Minister's Mansion, even the Fang Lingtian brothers were also embarrassed, and unfortunately they couldn't listen to it in person.

Then he talked about the famous poem Xu Haifeng said, which made the two of them shocked, and they were even more emotional, and they were speechless for a while.

In the end, Fang Yingying laughed and said the embarrassed appearance of Min Zhitang and the others, which made the two of them laugh so far.

"I didn't expect tonight to be so colorful, if I had known it a long time ago, I would have to make up for this excitement anyway." Fang Lingde stroked his slightly aching belly and said with a smile.

Fang Lingtian smiled and didn't say anything, just glanced at Xu Haifeng, with an inquiring meaning. Xu Haifeng knew that this old man must have suspected that this matter had something to do with him, and he did not deny it, so he nodded calmly and admitted.

Fang Lingtian nodded with a smile, and the other party Yingying said, "You just came back today, rest early, don't be tired." ”

"Yes, Daddy." Fang Yingying agreed casually and dragged Tang Rouer away. Tang Rouer glanced at Xu Haifeng before leaving, her face was slightly red, and then she walked away quickly.

Xu Haifeng's heart jumped, and he felt that there was a strong affection in his eyes, just like Zhu Bajie eating ginseng fruit, and the 108,000 pores on his body were full of comfort.

"Okay, everyone is gone, don't look at it." Fang Lingde couldn't see the ambiguous relationship between the two, and joked with a smile.

"Yes, second uncle." Xu Haifeng's old face was slightly red, and he bowed his head and answered.

Fang Lingtian sighed and said, "Rou'er has always been above the top, but she favors you very much, and it is also a certainty, you must not let her down in the future." ”

Xu Haifeng nodded and said respectfully: "The child obeys." ”

Fang Lingtian shook his head slightly and said, "If other people can get Rou'er's favor, they will definitely get a treasure." With Rou'er's own conditions, no one in the world can match. But you are the only one who worries the old man. ”

"The child doesn't understand, and asks his father-in-law for guidance." Xu Haifeng was puzzled.

"At our family's banquet last time, the woman you brought, no matter her appearance and temperament, was even under Rou'er. What I'm afraid of is that the second daughter will compete for favor, and she will suffer with her quiet surname. Fang Lingtian explained.

Xu Haifeng hurriedly patted his chest and promised that he would never owe Tang Rouer anything in the future.

Fang Lingtian nodded slightly and said, "In this case, when you return from the Huns, I will be cheeky to find Tang Lao'er to propose marriage for you." ”

Xu Haifeng was overjoyed and hurriedly thanked him.

Fang Lingtian saw that he was so impatient, and scolded with a smile: "You are also a general, why are you so rough, tell me about the good things you did today." ”

It turned out that Xu Haifeng had prepared a powerful laxative in advance, of course, this idea was not from him, but the masterpiece of the dog-headed military master Jiang Kongming, from giving advice to preparing medicines.

Although the Prime Minister's Mansion is heavily guarded, the special function of the No. 3, the teleportation technique, is a secret technique that no one in the world knows.

Jiang Kongming took advantage of the fact that everyone in the hall was shocked by Xu Haifeng's famous sentences, and asked No. 3 to secretly perform a teleportation technique and send the wine mixed with powerful laxatives into the wine glasses of Min Zhitang and others.

This bag drop technique was used smoothly, and the gods didn't know it, and the ghosts unconsciously changed their drinks in front of everyone. Then Xu Haifeng invited everyone in the hall to have a drink to pray for the birthday of the birthday star, although they were suspicious, they never thought that the problem would be in the wine glass in front of them.

The powerful laxatives prepared by Jiang Kongming are not trivial, and the onset is fast and abnormal, which makes people unable to react at all. Therefore, although Min Zhitang and the others found pain in their stomachs, it was too late, and they didn't dare to move at all, for fear that if they moved, they would make a fool of themselves on the spot. However, in the end, I couldn't bear it anymore, so I had to ignore my face and run to the toilet in disgrace.

However, this laxative could not be eliminated at one time, and they spent a whole day and a night in the latrine of the Prime Minister's Mansion, almost pulling out the heart, liver, spleen, lungs, stomach, and intestines before they could be considered free.

Cheng Yinghao and other young people are in good health, and they can recover after a few days of rest. But Min Zhitang, Gu Daofu and Cai Junmang are all over fifty years old, and after this catastrophe, they can't get out of bed for half a month. What's more, this matter has become a big laughing stock in Beijing, whether it is a hawker in the streets and alleys, or a member of the temple, they all spray rice for it.

After Cheng Yinghao recovered, he immediately rushed to northern Xinjiang with Cheng Ming, who had a heavy responsibility, and did not dare to stay in Beijing for longer, while Min Zhitang and others were only cheeky and pretended to be nothing, but they couldn't wait to peel off the skin and bones of the drugged person to relieve the hatred in their hearts.

They are all brilliant people, and they know that someone must be obstructing this, otherwise there would be no such coincidence in the world.

However, this feast was held in the Prime Minister's Mansion, and all the food and drink were organized by Min Zhitang's henchmen. In such a situation, it can still be drugged, then there is only one possibility, there is a thief in the Prime Minister's Mansion.

For this reason, Min Zhitang investigated in many ways, but there was no clue. No matter how good he is, he can't create something out of nothing and find a thief who doesn't exist. In the end, he had to replace all the servants he was supposed to use.

Of course, Xu Haifeng will not tell him about No. 3's special functions, he just says that his subordinates are doing things properly. Brother Fang Lingtian naturally didn't get to the bottom of it, and they were not surprised by the many strange people under Xu Haifeng's command.

In the end, Fang Lingtian instructed: "Feng'er, you go back and prepare for your life." After the third day, the team of relatives will travel, this action is very important, remember not to lose, let alone fall into the prestige of my Han country. ”

"Yes, the child will not dare to disappoint his father." Xu Haifeng looked dignified and swore to the sky.

After the second part, please see the third part of the Huns

ps: Regarding the question of the protagonist, I repeat, the protagonist is just an ignorant teenager who unexpectedly rose on his own blood in the first volume, and of course it is impossible to become a hero as soon as he appears. In the second volume, the protagonist has learned his own martial arts. In the third volume, there will be a qualitative change, and he will become the first master of his generation in one fell swoop. Volume IV begins...... (I won't disclose more, if you're interested, read it)

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