Chapter 18 Don't pretend to be *forced, otherwise you will have diarrhea
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After a while, the screams and cries of pain suddenly came and went on the edge of Ling Xiao Pavilion.
The little chubby hiding in the shadows couldn't help but ask in a low voice:
"Childe, Boss Du, what's wrong with them, why are they so scary."
Yuan Qi laughed:
"If they don't believe me, then they will have to suffer, and I'm afraid that at this time, I will be confused......"
"Why is Lazi still screaming so much?"
Yuan Qi smiled and said:
"Do you know where I asked you to apply honey?"
Chubby rolled his eyes:
"I see, they were stung by bees......"
Yuan Qi nodded, there are a lot of wild bees and insects in the mountains, all of which follow the honey, and a few people hurriedly squatted down almost soon after they got up, the slippery place was exposed to the air for so long, and it was strange not to be stung and bite, and the grass around the latrine was old grass that had not been cut for many years, hard and sharp, pierced to the delicate place where people could hardly see the light of day all year round, and then soaked in sweat, it was strange that the snow and snow were painful.
For most of the hour, Boss Du and a few people were tossing back and forth there, and Xiaopang couldn't help but change his face slightly, and said:
"Childe, I didn't expect that people who are not suitable for living here would have such serious diarrhea...... Childe, I'm ...... I also pulled quite hard yesterday afternoon, am I not suitable to live here? ”
"Those are all coaxing them, they are a mess, it's not that the yin qi is too heavy, but that they have fallen into my mastery - a thousand miles. You've eaten something unclean, and you've only pulled it a few times, and it's okay......"
Yuan Qi laughed, the people of the dock gang were not only laxative, of course, it was not a heavy yin, but the laxative he gave, Yuan Qi had already calculated, Du Boss and others had to climb such a high mountain on such a hot day, they must have a dry mouth, and they couldn't help but find water to drink, and there were some water hurdles for people to quench their thirst at some resting places on the mountain, and Xiao Fat cleaned it up after coming to Lingxiao Pavilion, Yuan Qi put the laxative in the water hurdle, Boss Du and others definitely couldn't think of it. Of course, if the dock gang doesn't drink water on the road, he has many other ways to get them tricked, such as doing tricks in the tea. As long as these people are recruited and make a lot of noise, they will all become soft-footed shrimp, what if there are many people? When the time comes, there will only be a share to be cleaned up!
It's just that Xiaopang was also shot while lying down - a strong enemy came to the door, Yuan Qi didn't dare to slack off, he always had to test the effect of laxatives to rest assured, and he had a heavy responsibility tomorrow, and Xiaopang became his best candidate for guinea pig. Yuan Qi looked at Boss Du and the others when they walked, their feet were already trembling, their bodies were weak, and they no longer had the ruthless color just now, that Huo Er estimated that he drank the most water on the road, and he was also the worst, holding on to the wall and trembling over, like that, if he was pulling for a while, he would lie directly on his dog dung.
Although Yangguan Sandi is a medium grade, the power of this supporting laxative is quite good, and the effect is even stronger than he imagined, looking at Boss Du and others like this, they have basically lost their combat effectiveness, Yuan Qi is now completely relieved, and he can't help but snort twice in his heart: Tell you to pretend to be *forced, pretending to be *forced to be strained if you are not struck by lightning!
Others can scatter beans to become soldiers, and he can use laxatives to retreat from the enemy! Enjoyable! ……
Finally, Boss Du and the others stopped, Yuan Qi gestured to the little fat hiding in the shadows, and at his feet, a white crane flashed its wings, and the whole person rose into the air at once, like a peer, and finally landed steadily on the height of the Lingxiao Pavilion Hall.
Well, this is stylish and handsome, and it is very stylish, and Yuan Qi is very satisfied.
Yuan Qi took a pose before he suddenly shouted:
"If it weren't for the fear of staining my hands, how would you be allowed to wait here to spread wild! If you dare to do evil again, if you don't report it, I'll report it! Don't get out of here! ……”
Although Boss Du and the others have basically lost their combat effectiveness, and there is no problem in cleaning them up, Yuan Qi doesn't really want to do it, he is just pretending.
His little bit of light skill of a three-legged cat, it's strange if he doesn't fall half to death when he jumps, this is just a play he and Chubby acted up to, and the mechanism is all behind him.
Yuan Qi was inspired by the hanging wire in film and television stunts, he still has a bit of a light foundation, using the existing conditions of Ling Xiao Pavilion, let Xiao Pang pull him up from the column in the dark behind him, so that everything is hidden behind, and the people of the dock gang naturally can't see it, but look at it and fly up. Yuan Qi took such pains because he knew that even if the laxative worked, it would be difficult to guarantee that one day they would not be able to connect with the joints, and they would come back to their senses, maybe they would be even more annoyed and angry, and I am afraid that they would not give up.
And these scoundrels are the most bullying and afraid of the hard, he made this trick to make the other party think that he was very strong, so that the other party was really jealous, so that he didn't dare to trouble him again......
Boss Du gritted his teeth and insisted before, wanting to maintain the dignity of the boss, ready to say a few words about the scene, and walk again, but now his limbs are weak, and when he sees him about to do it, he can't care about the boss's face, so he turned around and fled without saying anything, and several other people saw that the boss had run away, and they all ran down the mountain in a hurry.
Huo Erla was too ruthless, his feet were weak, and he was a little anxious when he saw that others were walking faster than him, so he stumbled under his feet in a hurry, and rolled down screaming, Yuan Qi couldn't help laughing, get out, get out, this second dog is really out of here.
Hehe, dare to argue with Uncle Ben, the consequences are quite serious!
Seeing Boss Du and the others walking away, Yuan Qi lowered his head and asked:
"Chubby, are you tired?"
Xiaopang has been in the town for a long time, and he knows that Boss Du's group of people is powerful, but that's it, Xiaopang is only a little nervous, and he is not scared out of proportion, this little guy is still really good.
Xiaopang wiped the sweat on his face, looked up at him and said:
"Not tired!"
"Come out too, Boss Du and the others have gone down the mountain."
Yuan Qi also smiled, it is impossible for Chubby not to be tired, the two of them practiced many times last night, and he was tired enough, and Chubby, who was in charge of hard work, was even more tired - and Chubby ran to the toilet several times after dinner yesterday. Xiaopang also hurriedly ran out and stretched out his head, looked at Boss Du and the others who were embarrassed, and said:
"Childe is really amazing, this time it really made Boss Du and their fart flow, and they ran away, Boss Du is no matter how fierce he is, he has suffered such a big loss, and he will definitely not dare to provoke Childe again."
Yuan Qi nodded:
"Don't worry, if someone dares to bully us in the future, the result will definitely be worse than Boss Du and them, when I have money, I will open a big restaurant in the future, and let you be the head chef......"
"Really, Childe, you have to talk and count!"
Chubby's eyes lit up, Yuan Qi smiled, Chubby was afraid of hunger, so his biggest ideal in his life was to be a chef, so that he would not starve, this ideal ...... It's actually quite true.
Yuan Qi smiled:
"Of course, do you see that Childe, do you have a time when my words don't count?"
Xiao Fat nodded heavily, looking at Yuan Qi with adoring eyes, that look made Yuan Qi smile in his heart: Hehe, don't worship brother, although brother is just an empty shell now, it will definitely be a legend in the future!