Chapter 53: The Chef's Revenge
Chapter 53: The Revenge of the Beautiful Chef
When Situ Ziyan saw Li He, the latter was already smiling.
"Miss Ziyan, where are you going so early in the morning?" Li He's tone was as usual.
Situ Ziyan glared at him hatefully and turned her head: "I want to go out for a walk." ”
Li He said: "You don't have to take your baggage when you go out for a walk, right?" ”
Ziyan was silent.
Li He walked up to her and whispered in her ear: "It was mine yesterday, I apologize to you here, and I promise you that this will not happen again in the future." Don't go, I'll find you wherever you go anyway. Besides, you haven't caught a kingfish yet. ”
Situ Ziyan glanced at Li He with a complicated expression, and suddenly sneered, and said, "Do you still dare me to cook for you now?" Do you dare to eat the food I cooked? The word "dare" was deliberately accentuated.
Li He was slightly stunned, then reacted, turned around and walked back to the hall with a laugh: "If you want to poison it, don't do it, this son will eat it, just don't hurt other people." "Except for my sister Yun Lin and my master Mai Dongkuan, others don't know that Li He has the ability to be inviolable to all kinds of poisons.
In the end, Situ Ziyan still didn't leave, and at breakfast, she still prepared a meal for everyone.
During the meal, Situ Ziyan kept staring at Li He secretly with what she thought was a cruel look, sneering from time to time, looking at the rice in his hand.
Li He was not afraid at all, she ate with relish, and she couldn't help praising her, which made her feel very strange in her heart, although she didn't really drug her now, but generally speaking, a powerful son like Li He should be the most afraid of death, why is he so confident? Is it because she is confident that she will not dare to release drugs?
After a few days, the two of them were relatively fine, but in the eyes of others, they felt that the two of them looked at each other strangely, and they sneered and smiled at the same time, as if they were talking to each other.
"Master, do you have a crush on Sister Ziyan?" Qianqian, who was sitting in the bathtub with Li He to wipe his back, suddenly asked softly.
"I only fancy her food." Li He lay on the side of the bathtub with a look of enjoyment, and said casually.
"But I think Sister Ziyan has been a little weird lately, and she is not the same for her master." Qianqian said.
Li He hummed and said, "Because your master and I are too handsome." ”
This said, Li Hezhen watched Yan'er dance in the courtyard, Qianqian came over with a plate of dim sum and said with a smile: "Master, this is a dim sum made by Sister Ziyan for you, saying that you can only eat it alone, and Qianqian is not allowed to eat it." ”
Li He's brows jumped slightly, glanced in the direction of the kitchen, and sure enough, he saw a purple figure standing by the door, wanting to look here, smiled in his heart, picked up a piece of dim sum and ate it.
"Well, yes, yes, Miss Ziyan's craftsmanship is getting better and better." Li He sighed loudly while eating, while Situ Ziyan over there began to laugh secretly in his heart.
But after a while, half of the dim sum was eaten, but Li He was still watching the dance gracefully, without any reaction at all, which couldn't help but make Situ Ziyan surprised.
"You kid, enjoy it so much!" A strange voice came, and Li He didn't need to look back to know that it was the master Mai Dongkuan who came.
Qianqian hurriedly moved a chair for him and put it next to Li He.
Mai Dongkuan said with a smile as he walked: "I heard that you have the second best chef in the world, so I'll come and eat something." Yes! Is this snack made by that beautiful chef? I'll taste a piece first. ”
Li He jumped up from the chair when he heard this, stretched out his hand to stop Mai Dongkuan's hand and said, "You can't eat it, you can't eat this plate of dim sum!" ”
Mai Dongkuan couldn't help frowning: "I said that you kid is getting more and more stingy?" Why didn't you even let the master eat a piece of dim sum? You won't let me eat it, I want to eat it! How could Li He's kung fu be able to stop him, he stretched out his right hand as he spoke, took the whole plate of dim sum in his hand, sat comfortably on the chair, and ate deliciously: "Well, it's really good, it's good, it's good!" ”
Li He was dumbfounded, watching Mai Dongkuan swallow four or five pieces of dim sum in three times and dividing five by two, and wailed in his heart: It's over, I don't know what kind of poison Ziyan is underneath here, this won't poison the master to death, right?
"Quick! Master, don't eat it, spit it out! Li He hurriedly rushed up to grab the plate of dim sum, but Mai Dongkuan thought that this apprentice was stingy, and felt that this dim sum was delicious, dodged left and right on the chair, ate the dim sum in a few clicks, patted his stomach comfortably, and took a sip of the teacup and said: "It's really delicious~~!" ”
Li He looked at Mai Dongkuan nervously, and asked in a trembling voice, "Master, ...... you Do you feel uncomfortable? ”
Mai Dongkuan glared at him: "Master, I'm very comfortable!" You kid, you just ate a few pieces of your snacks and started cursing me, you really have no conscience. ”
Li He swallowed his saliva and said, "Is there a ...... Felt...... Stomach ache? The two eyes stared at Mai Dongkuan's nostrils, thinking about his bleeding through the seven holes, and there was some bitterness in his heart - I hurt the master! ……
"Hmm......" Mai Dongkuan's eyes suddenly straightened.
Li He's heart chuckled: It's over, it's over!
"This ......" Mai Dongkuan pressed his stomach and stood up, the muscles on his face twitched slightly, and his face was uncomfortable.
"Master, do you have any last words?" Li He got up sadly and said slowly.
"Leave you behind...... My stomach hurts! Mai Dongkuan bent down slightly.
"Master, I can't complain about Miss Ziyan for this, if you want to complain, you can only blame me. But when you get down there, don't come to me, be timid...... Besides, your life is castrated, and you live in this world to see all the beautiful women and only refer to silver, which is really a sin. When you get to the bottom, maybe the root of life will grow. It is said that those female ghosts are quite peugeot when they are not nervous, and they should be able to barely enter your eyes......"
"What's the wordy, where is the thatched house in your courtyard?" Mai Dongkuan held back his voice with difficulty, and suddenly a "poof~" sound came from his *, melodious and tactful, and the breath was long, and then the smell of rotten eggs filled the courtyard, and Da Fei next to him was so frightened that the dog's face stiffened, and he quickly jumped out and looked at this side from afar.
Mai Dongkuan's face was even more bitter, and he grabbed Li He's arm and said, "Thatched house......"
Li He's face was stunned, and he pointed his hand in the direction of the thatched house, and Mai Dongkuan hurriedly made light efforts, and disappeared into the thatched house in an instant, far away, from the depths, there was another "poof......
Then the sound of "plopping and cooing" came and went, obviously there was a lot of material.
At this time, Li He reacted, covered his nose and shouted, "It stinks!" Qianqian and Yan'er next to her were already laughing and trembling, and even Situ Ziyan in the kitchen in the distance couldn't help but smile when she saw this. I just wondered in my heart: Why did the middle-aged man eat it and it worked immediately, but Li He ate it but it didn't work?
Li He glanced in the direction of the kitchen, and couldn't help but feel a little relieved: It seems that Ziyan is still quite kind, and she can't bear to kill my surname immediately, just use laxatives to rectify. Pity the master~.
Today, Mai Dongkuan went to the thatched house almost thirty times, and his legs were weak, and this generation of masters actually planted a few pieces of dim sum and laxatives, which really made people laugh off their big teeth. In this regard, Mai Dongkuan's explanation is that although he is strong in martial arts, and laxative poisons will not work for him, this must be done if he is on guard. Where did he think that there would be laxatives in his heart when he got this point, and he didn't take any precautions, so he ended up with diarrhea and diarrhea.
Since then, in addition to the nickname of "selling winter melon", Mai Dongkuan has also gained the name of "Mai Epsom King".
Since then, Li He didn't know if Ziyan had drugged his snacks and meals again, but Mai Dongkuan didn't dare to come to him to eat anymore. Even every time I come, I have to be suspicious for a long time to drink a cup of tea.
Suddenly, the noon meal was made by Master Wang again, and Situ Ziyan was not seen on the dinner table, Li He couldn't help frowning: "What about Miss Ziyan?" I thought to myself, if she runs away, she must be arrested and locked up, such a beautiful chef with looks and skills is really the best in the world, and it would be a great pity not to accept her as her own chef. As for what to do after he was caught, he didn't think much about it.
Qianqian said: "Master, Qianqian just went to see Sister Ziyan, and she was sick. ”
Li He's heart relaxed slightly: "Oh? What kind of disease is born, is it serious or not? ”
"It's just that I'm infected with the wind and cold, and if I don't care, Dr. Lin has already prescribed medicine, and I will get better after drinking a few patches." Qianqian said softly.
After the meal, Qianqian fried the medicine and brought it to the door of Situ Ziyan's house, but saw the master standing there, and couldn't help but wonder: "Is the master looking for Sister Ziyan?" Why not go in? ”
Li He looked at the medicine in Qianqian's hand, thought about it, and said, "Give me the medicine." ”
Qianqian was slightly stunned, looked at Li He, and then showed a sudden smile, handed him the medicine and said, "Miss Ziyan is really a blessing, this is the first time for the master to serve others." ”
Li He looked at Qianqian's crisp breasts and beautiful legs with a wicked smile, and said, "Do you want the master to serve my little Qianqian well at night?" ”
Qianqianjiao smiled and walked away, saying, "The master loves to bully Qianqian." ”
Looking at Qianqian who was walking away, Li He sniffed the medicine in his hand and frowned: "It's so bitter......"
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