Chapter Eighty-Three: Fuck You
Chapter Eighty-Three: Fuck You
The two long swords came out of their sheaths silently, and the two figures flew towards Sanniu like lightning. But it was only a moment, and the two flew back upside down, but Sanniu also took a step back at the same time.
It seems that these two big men also have a couple of hits. Li He thought about it and shouted to Sanniu: "Beat them to me!" ”
"Yes!" The three bulls responded in unison, and rushed towards the two big men with bright eyes, the two big men stood with their swords in their hands, and they didn't dare to rush up again, they already knew that any of the three big guys would not be worse than their martial arts, and it seemed that they had practiced some extremely clever foreign kung fu.
There was a muffled sound of "crackling", and the five of them had already fought together, and for a while, the diners on the second floor fled with their heads in their hands.
Li Heyin walked towards the boy brother with a smile, the two fists clenched and gurgled, although he had never practiced any martial arts, but this hooligan fighting posture, he was still self-taught, he hadn't fought for a long time~!
The boy looked like a soft-footed shrimp, with a nervous face, and the foxy woman who was holding him stepped back, and the man who looked like a woman jumped in front of him again, looked at Li He worriedly, and said in a trembling voice: "You...... You...... You are bold! You...... You...... Do you know who my master is? You ......"
"You, you, you, fuck you!" Before he could finish speaking, Li He punched him in the face, directly beating the kid so that he rolled his eyes and fainted.
Li He touched his fist, well, it feels good. Looking at the man on the ground, he couldn't help but be a little curious, listening to this voice, it was sharp and thin, it couldn't really be a woman dressed as a man, right? Raised his foot and stepped on the guy's chest, uh, flat, it doesn't look like a woman.
"You...... Don't come here! The boy had already retreated to the corner of the wall, and shouted to the two big men who were fighting with Sanniu and couldn't get out: "Zhang Tian, Zhang Di, come and save the orphan!! ”
Zhang Tian and Zhang Di over there heard the call for help, and the sword light danced brighter, dazzling like a white sword curtain, but Sanniu was bare-handed, but he was not afraid at all, although he couldn't knock them down immediately, but he couldn't rush over.
Li He smiled, rushed forward, and kicked the boy's lower abdomen.
"Oops! ~" Brother Gongzi screamed and fell to the ground, the woman next to him was almost stupid, her pretty face was pale, trembling, shrunk to the side, and shouted: "Don't kill me, don't kill me......"
Li He rode on the boy and gave him a slap, the sound was really pleasant and crisp, and Li He felt a surge of pleasure when he heard it.
"You...... You...... You dare to fight a lonely !?? The boy covered his face and said angrily.
"Auntie, aunt, aunt! Lao Tzu is still a grandfather!! Li He said that he raised his hand with a punch, and immediately knocked out the two front teeth of the young brother.
"Woohoo! …… You~~~~" Brother Gongzi's front teeth leaked, and the voice he screamed out was extremely weird, Li He laughed and pinched his face and lifted him up.
The boy brother's figure was far thinner than Li He, and he could only be carried by Li He with his face up, and tears hurt out.
As soon as he pulled him to the table, Li He kicked him in the knee, and then hit him with a right hook in the face, knocking him to the ground so painful that he could only whine.
Taking advantage of the opportunity to jump on the table, Li He jumped up and down according to the movements of the wrestling tournament on TV in his previous life, and smashed his knees at Brother Gongzi's stomach.
He has a copper skin and iron bones, even if his knees hit the ground, it won't hurt, but that boy is miserable, and there are many broken ribs.
"Mom~~~~~! ~~" The heart-rending howl was deafening, I really didn't think this kid could scream so loudly.
Li He was upset when he heard this, grabbed a plate of dishes on the table and slapped him in the face, and immediately put the screams in his mouth.
Brother Gongzi seemed to want to resist, his two hands kept grabbing, and there were a lot of snot and tears, which made Li He, who was riding on him, a little embarrassed - how did he feel like a strong annihilation.
Picked up two chopsticks and was about to insert them into the kid's eyes, but he reacted quickly, quickly covered his eyes with both hands, and shouted "Don't~~~"
Li He looked at his two nostrils, his heart moved, and with a sneer, he poked into his nostrils.
"Whew...... Yes!!! "The boy's nosebleed accompanied by snot, two chopsticks stuck in his two noses, and he slapped the floor in pain, screaming miserably.
Of course, Li He didn't go all out to insert it, otherwise this kid's life would be over.
stood up and clapped his hands, and was about to call the three bulls over there to withdraw the troops, but the kid on the ground actually jumped up with a scream, grabbed the stool and wanted to smash Li He.
Huh? And the last small universe exploded? Li He smiled, easily caught the smashed stool, grabbed his throat, pressed him on the table, pulled his crotch with his right hand, grabbed something soft, and squeezed it hard.
"Ah!!! - "The screams were even more thrilling, but the screams stopped abruptly, and the kid fainted in pain.
The woman in the back was holding a wine jar and was about to secretly smash it at Li He's head, but Xiangxiang next to her sneered and slapped it, and the strong wind immediately swept it downstairs from the window.
While washing his hands with wine, Li He glanced at the woman who had fallen downstairs and had broken her leg covered in blood, and said with a smile: "Xiangxiang, you are really spicy and urging flowers!" ~”
Xiangxiang hurriedly said: "The slave family made an unauthorized move, and asked the master to punish him." ”
"You save me, what punishment will I punish you, anyway, this flower ...... It is also a trumpet flower...... Haha, Sanniu, let's withdraw! Li He took the handkerchief handed by Xiangxiang and wiped the silkworms, and shouted to Sanniu, who had completely suppressed and beaten the two sword-wielding men over there.
"Yes!" As soon as the voice fell, the long swords of the two big men broke in response, and the people also flew out, vomiting blood.
Sanniu clapped his hands and followed, exclaiming with joy.
Li He walked down the restaurant with a few people quickly, and he was not ready to pay, so he got into the carriage directly and went out to the city gate. The downstairs was already full of pedestrians, but there were two cows and three cattle to open the road, but they also quickly opened a road and went out of the city.
As soon as Li He and his entourage left, the officials in the city arrived on the back foot, and immediately surrounded the restaurant.
Li He and the others had already walked on the official road at this time, and the cow who was driving the car asked puzzledly: "Master, we haven't eaten enough yet, why are we leaving so early, they can't beat us, why do we seem to be running away." ”
Li He also sat on the edge of the car with Xiangxiang in his arms, and said, "This kid may be from the royal family, and he actually claims to be lonely." Let's beat him up, it's better to get out of the way early, so as not to cause trouble. ”
Niu Da Ke doesn't care what the yellow or black clan is, anyway, it's cool to have a fight, and it's fun to eat meat. However, since the master said that he wanted to leave, he could only obey the order, so he stopped talking and concentrated on catching the car.
Xiangxiang said: "Then isn't the master in trouble this time?" ”
Li He smiled: "What's the trouble?" We are out and about, and we will fight, what can he do with us? He doesn't know who we are. Besides, I have basically seen those princes and their children of the Great Xia Kingdom, but I have never seen this guy, maybe it is the little king who was assigned to some remote ravine and ravine, and this will come out to play and show up. ”
"Hmm." Xiangxiang didn't want to think so much, anyway, whatever the master said, whoever dared to be unfavorable to the master, she would pinch someone's neck.
Just thinking about it, suddenly the dust behind him was heavy and the wind was blowing, Xiangxiang straightened up from Li He's arms and listened with his little ear sideways.
"What's wrong?" Li He said suspiciously.
"Someone is catching up." Xiangxiang said that she wanted to get up, but Li He pulled her into her arms again, and said with a smile: "If there are any people, let Niu Da and them deal with it." ”
Hearing this, Niu Da pulled the carriage, licked his lips and said, "Yes, Miss Xiangxiang, don't fight with us!" ”
Xiangxiang frowned slightly, and said softly to Li He: "Master, this person's martial arts are extremely high......
Before they finished speaking, an old man in gray clothes, white hair and white eyebrows had already stopped in front of them with a puff of smoke and dust.
"Where's the boy! I don't know how thick the sky is, even the Venerable Master dares to fight?! The old man's voice was like a bell, and the horses couldn't help but retreat.
However, Li He and the others did not have any uncomfortable reactions, which couldn't help but make the old man a little strange, he probed the breath of these five people, they should all be people who don't know martial arts, how could they block his roar mixed with internal strength? I can't help but think of the miserable appearance of Zhang Tian and Zhang Di being beaten just now, and the light in my eyes skyrocketed, it seems that these little babies are still masters!
"The Venerable Master?" Li He frowned and thought about it for a long time, but he didn't come up with the idea that this person from the royal family was called a master. directly snorted: "Last fart, I'm still on your mother!" Oh, your mother should be old enough, begging me to go up and I won't be able to! ”
"Ignorant baby, look for death!" The old man was furious, his hands turned into claws, and his figure flashed to grab Li He.
The three oxen were already in front of him, and the roar rose straight up, hitting the tiger and the wind, and the dust was everywhere, and even the small trees on both sides of the road were blown down a lot.
Li He hurriedly carried Xiangxiang into the carriage and watched the battle through the small window, so as not to stain his clothes with so much dirt.
The old man danced on the sleeves of his robe, and coped with Sanniu's attack with ease, and there was a faint hint of yellow light surging, which couldn't help but surprise Li He.
"Master, this person's cultivation in the martial arts is extremely high, Niu Da and they may not be his opponents." Xiangxiang whispered in Li He's ear.
"Oh?" Li He frowned slightly, and said, "So you have met a real master?" ”
Xiangxiang said: "The master doesn't have to worry, this person Xiangxiang can deal with it." ”
The more the three bulls fight, the more they have the upper hand, but they are indomitable, the more they fight, the more excited they become, and the roar is shocking, like three giant beasts.
Although the old man has been suppressing the three cows, he can't knock the three of them down at once, and he is secretly surprised in his heart, these three big ones actually have such a powerful and unique foreign kung fu!?
However, the old man was obviously superior in skills and had much more experience, so he deliberately sold a flaw, leading Niu San to rush forward, disrupting the situation of the three of them joining forces, and the robe waved quickly, and the three Niu were thrown away.
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